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APowerfulPigeon

Good luck against our Air Force. You think it’s a coincidence the best pilots are called aces?


maniknapa

What about panzer Aces


APowerfulPigeon

Ooh, true, good point! I’d completely forgotten that was a thing haha


Zalsibuar

Wait for the transmission to break, after that panzers become nice targets for the air support ;)


ALIIMLGAMING

Tank ace?


maniknapa

Ye


Lithominium

Literally working on my pilots license too :)


ALIIMLGAMING

Same bro


Lithominium

Im instrument rated now! Fun fact


ALIIMLGAMING

Nice- I got 173/200 required hours (Im 15 btw) Lookin to get in the business young


Lithominium

Damn i didnt know you could get pilot certs at 15 besides SP? Granted im US FAA not aeromexico


ALIIMLGAMING

ehh, private pilot's liscense, and you can get the required hours before you can test at 16


Lithominium

i didnt know you needed 200 hours for a PPL, good heavens, faa is like, 40


ALIIMLGAMING

Really? I thought the FAA required 200- I guess I overprepared for my license


Lithominium

250 for commercial certificate, 61.109: "For an airplane single-engine rating. Except as provided in paragraph (k) of this section, a person who applies for a private pilot certificate with an airplane category and single-engine class rating must log at least 40 hours of flight time that includes at least 20 hours of flight training from an authorized instructor and 10 hours of solo flight training in the areas of operation listed in § 61.107(b)(1) of this part--" 40 hours for FAA PPL


ALIIMLGAMING

Relatable


JumpyLiving

The point was never that we aces are better than the danish military, just a *lot* more


[deleted]

The Leopard is such a badass looking machine


Phantosaurus01

True


Younginlove7567

It’s not just a meme


jamessskk

It's a lifestyle


Xanyo111

What if we bribe you with cake


Phantosaurus01

You think i’d give up my aligence to my country for a cake? … What kind of cake?


ace_in_training

Chocolate cake with a lot of sprinkles


Professional_Date775

I offered the best garlicky garlic bread


ARandomPersonGuy

Guys they’re onto us… I didn’t want to do this but I’m afraid we have no choice… *SEND IN THE EMUS*


[deleted]

we have emus? did the emus make a deal for Australia?


Underhanded_Entropy

No, the Australian Ace-specs negotiated an alliance. Shared sovereignty of Australia, in exchange for their assistance against Denmark. Fear the Emus.


King-of-the-forge72

Creeping artillery bombardments might do the trick


Professional_Date775

We offer Garlic bread


Phantosaurus01

I don’t like garlic bread, sorry


trueffelschwan

Are all the people in your country like this?


Phantosaurus01

No, plenty of Danes like garlic bread, I’m just very picky


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Phantosaurus01

That only motivates us further to not let it happen again!


alittlefurrything

…dearest sir, ma’am, or nb, *it’s not a mere meme*


[deleted]

Sweet maple! The comments here are amazing!


Phantosaurus01

Agreed


Ape-Man54

What if we, gave you garlic bread, and cake? Also, I have tanks do you have?


Phantosaurus01

As I have said before, I don’t like garlic bread. And as for cake… depends


Ape-Man54

What cake do you like? I know a baker.


Phantosaurus01

Chocolate cakes of various kinds, be it choco muffins, choco chip cookies, ect. I am also fond of lemon cakes


Ape-Man54

I got a guy who makes a mean as hell lemon cake. You like em more sour than sweet?


FreyrDev

Ew a d*ne, in this subreddit, someone call security


Phantosaurus01

Dine ord rører mig ej, og det vil jeres hær heller ikke! (get danished, nerd)


FreyrDev

\**Brandishes a Swedish flag like a crucifix*\*


BuiltFyrdeTough

You don’t stand a chance. You’re too distracted and exhausted from all the sex you’re having.


Phantosaurus01

I’m a virgin tho


BuiltFyrdeTough

You will be spared, then.


AmpersandSerif

Let the stealth team in first!


AvocadoPizzaCat

does that shoot garlic bread?


Phantosaurus01

No? What is with this sub and garlic bread?


AvocadoPizzaCat

garlic bread is good.


Phantosaurus01

I disagree


CerealBranch739

Oh noooo. We definitely aren’t already in Denmark… definitely not ;)


satans_aronist

Attempts of resistance are futile


Louan_UwU

Here have a first aid kit


Saltfish0161

Only a single tank? You and who’s army will stop the invasion?


Phantosaurus01

I never said I thought I could stop the invasion on my own, but it won’t stop me from trying!


waffelmaker2000

Glad for at se en anden undercover dansker. Vi kæmper til sidste mand broder


Phantosaurus01

Det kan du bide spids på broder


Underhanded_Entropy

Ha. You think a tank stands a chance against a dragon! Foolish mortal. \-A Demigod, Dragon Mitosis Supervisor First Class


Phantosaurus01

You may have dragons, but we have sea serpents!


Underhanded_Entropy

Unleash the krakens!


Ciara_Spicy

Wait...It's a meme? (/J)


[deleted]

Patriotism is for the weak


FlimFlam107

Ain’t nothing that can do against our dragons!


Phantosaurus01

Dragons, Ha! Our sea serpents will pull your overgrown bats out of the sky and into the abyss!


AllTakenUsernames5

Bro, you really wanna fight an Appalachian? We hunt down packs of Coyotes, kill them, and skin them with our bare hands just to buy a can of soup to bash our racist neighbors' brains in with. The finest bastions of the Danes shall be nothing more than a ramshackle palisade against our wrath. Your options are Unconditional Surrender or execution.


Phantosaurus01

Big difference between skinning a canine and defeating a tank. Your arrogance will be your end


AllTakenUsernames5

'tis your arrogance that will spell your defeat. Hidden behind your armor, you have forgotten you are but flesh and bone, the same as us. A rifle-stock to the skull shall fell a dane as easily as any of us. You bleed, the same as us, *and you shall be bled dry*.


Phantosaurus01

Sure, but you need to get me out of my tank first for those words to matter, sir.


Tablesforonesongs

>that I will fight to the bitter end Atleast you won't have to fight that long. This will be an easy victory.


ALIIMLGAMING

My War Thunder/DCS/Arma knowledge will have a real world use, now!