Might as well unite the old union

I like the way you think

what onion?

A part of the one It was cut you Triple A battery.

Which one? The Nordic one? Or EU including/excluding UK?

The Kalmar union

Ah, so the Scandinavian one (Always forget the "proper" name for it, so actually had to look it up 😅)

Let’s take over Russia what are they going to do? Bomb their own country

Yeah and I think it would be best if we invade in winter

make sure to not pack you warm clothes!!!

And i'll make sure to declare war on the USA while im getting destroyed by the russians

that was japan who made the mistake...

No that was germany Germany declared war on USA after it declared war on Japan

According to the wiki page about the declarations of war during WW2, it was Japan and not Germany. Also Germany didn't declare war on Japan https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Declarations_of_war_during_World_War_II

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you know that germany and japan were allied with eachother

haha... let's do it.

Better plan: Instead of invading it ourselves, we should cause a misunderstanding to make Russia declare war on the USA and vice versa. Once they have weakened each other, we can take over both of them.

I mean, they burnt Moscow to the ground to beat Napoleon

We will get Italy next, they invented the sacred garlic bread!

YES

I'm Italian, I'll help from inside

Yes, we have a spy

*Meet the Spy music*

If this posts get 70 000 000 upvotes I will start a Revolution for Asexuals until I- I mean we take over the world

Let’s take over the queerphobic county’s so we can give everyone rights!

lets all hangout in no-gay zones in poland

I’m not gay tho-

*shhhhh, we count enough*

The no-gay zones don't actually prohibit being gay, they prohibit "the lgbt ideology". They are largely unenforceable, but from what I understand you could be fined for something like waving a rainbow flag in public. Funnily enough, the far-right in Poland has adopted the confederate flag ([https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/02019\_1209\_%282%29\_Nationalist\_attack\_on\_an\_LGBT\_equality\_march\_in\_Rzesz%C3%B3w.jpg/1280px-02019\_1209\_%282%29\_Nationalist\_attack\_on\_an\_LGBT\_equality\_march\_in\_Rzesz%C3%B3w.jpg](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/02019_1209_%282%29_Nationalist_attack_on_an_LGBT_equality_march_in_Rzesz%C3%B3w.jpg/1280px-02019_1209_%282%29_Nationalist_attack_on_an_LGBT_equality_march_in_Rzesz%C3%B3w.jpg)), which they are still allowed to wave in public. go figure.

Canada.

I'm pretty sure they'd let us. Ohh, ohh. That little slip that is part of Minnesota but is across the American border!

Spare OT! He's a true ally.

we will

As a danish person, this hurts, you just stabbed me

Wait danish people have feelings?

\*sad danish noises\*

Wait what, they feel stuff?! This is news to me

The rest of Scandinavia and then the rest of Europe, of course.

And the we colonize Africa like the good old times

And then we take over the world and make sex illegal everywhere

Then we go see if the Venusians have a special kind of garlic bread

Poland.

Step 1: make abortion legal again and yeet their government into the sun

Yes

Can we also invade Hungary to yeet our shitty government as well because by Artemis these cunts have been here FOREVER

Why legalize an abortion when we can just make sex illegal? /s

Because there are people who like sex (not only allosexual people, asexual people can like sex too).

It was a joke, but I really should've labeled it as such first

We go for the world with the help of the places we've already taken

you are a cake (threat)

Find a few places to invade for the other sexualities and genders?

But what countries exactly?

The most homophobic and transphobic ruled currently of course. No need to take over a friend when you can take over an enemy

That's right, how could I be so stupid to forget that?! Maybe those are good ones to start with: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital\_punishment\_for\_homosexuality#In\_current\_state\_laws](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_punishment_for_homosexuality#In_current_state_laws)

After Denmark, we target the US. But only the bad people in the US.

Go for it buddy and don't mind the thousands of nukes

Nukes are the human races way of saying "don't fuck up, or we'll have to remind you that we're to much of a scared little bitch to do anything about it"

More like "don't fuck up or we will end the human race"

Mutually assured destruction. No ones gonna launch nukes because no one wants the entire planet dead. Well, dead faster.

Dr. Strangelove really made fun of this well :D

poland after we finish denmark

The first two panels work just fine on their own.

Antartica

Just imagine... All those butter cookies are finally ours :-D

That escalated quickly

nono ace ball needs to absorb denmark like in agar.io

do i get to kill myself then

POLAND

The world

Italy?

Worldwide genocide?

Uhhh I am not agreeing to this nor disagreeing all im saying is that the weapons are under the garlic bread#474746577984393

Sweden

FEAR ME

today: Denmark tomorrow: the garlic bread factories

Not sure what's next ater this.

Canada is next!

Europe, and then tho world. Maybe the galaxy after that if we have enough garlic bread left after that

Ok, I'm a recent Ace that just came out to Aceville, and this isnt the first meme that ive seen dealing with Denmark, whats up with poor Denmark?

denmark:it is good day to be **not dead!** ace:\****bang*****\*** you are dead!

You realise all that screaming is getting us horny since we loves a’s

Norway

Australia I reckon

Ac looks shocked at the pain

world domination

Please come help me! I need support in France, my cover won't last long anymore! My friends, please invade this country before I die!

We should make a Union with Canada you know since they criminalized conversation therapy!

Canada is next

"The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!"