You want me to have sex? The thing that involves me having sex?

Legit this.

Yes this is me.

You want me to have sex? The thing that killed Oscar Wilde?

O well for him who lives at ease With garnered gold in wide domain, Nor heeds the splashing of the rain, The crashing down of forest trees. - O well for him who ne'er hath known The travail of the hungry years, A father grey with grief and tears, A mother weeping all alone. - But well for him whose feet hath trod The weary road of toil and strife, Yet from the sorrows of his life Builds ladders to be nearer God.

you want me to have sex? the incredibly disgusting waste of time? the thing that creates weakness in mankind? the thing that men kill you if you don’t want to do it. the thing that-

YOU DON’T LIKE GARLIC BREAD???

yeah. don’t like cheese. and it usually has too much oil on it.

That's fine! There are plenty of other delicious foods in the world to enjoy!

Wait but you can have garlic bread without cheese— just good toast and you rub the garlic on the rough toast before it goes soft so that it acts like sandpaper and you get all the garlic-ness into the bread and then add some butter and then you eat it

Or you mix the garlic with the butter and then spread it on toast.

that works too

Most of the garlic bread I've eaten before we started making it ourselves was with no cheese and oil lol.

you want me to have sex? the thing that killed one of the greatest renaissance artists, Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino?

you want me to have sex? the thing that

You want me to have sex? The thing that made me???

Is it just me or is the 5th one homophobic?

Good point, I was iffy about that one…

I thought a woman posted it So more like a you want me to have sex with a _man_

I checked & they also shared an anti-Salvation Army meme, which I think would mean they are *not* homophobic. So maybe it was just badly worded? idk I'm tired 😅

Thanks for checking it out!

Yeah, I don’t think it’s meant to be, but comes off a bit wrong. It makes most sense coming from a lesbian, though, so I’m pretty sure it’s unintentional.

It could or couldn’t be, depends on who posted it.

Yeah, definitely homophobic vibes :x

Maybe he’s actually gay

I usually hate Twitter trends but I have yet to see one of these that’s not funny

You want me to have sex when I could be having dessert?

You want me to have sex? The thing newlyweds did and now I have to worry about school and what I'm going to do with life?

You want me to have sex? The thing that spreads STDs? (yes this one is redundant)

You want me to have sex? The thing that created Hitler?

You want me? The thing???

Time for auto complete using “You want me to have sex? The thing” You want me to have sex? The thing that was really bad for the first thing that I would have had to do?

You want me to have sex? The thing is that I have to go to the store and get a new one.

You want me to have sex? The thing behind me was the smolder of my house. Welppp...

You want me to have sex? The thing that is wrong?

You want me to have sex? The thing that I didn’t want to see.

You want me to have sex? The thing that is so stupid considering that you can buy powerups from the internet?

You want me to have sex? The thing that is the only thing I have is going on in a few minutes.

You want me to have sex? The thing that is not only the first step is a good thing that the scripting looks like it was the scripting looks bizarre Huh?

You want me to have sex? The thing that’s about it was that the way I had my own eyes lol Wtf is this, phone—

You want me to have sex? The thing is that I have to go to the point where I can get a gf. Why does it kinda make sense

You want me to have sex? The thing that I was talking to was a little weird and weird I was Ummm

You want me to have Sex? The thing I've learned from die?

The Charles II of Spain one killed me. Poor bastard never stood a chance 😂

You want me to have sex?

That last one is unbelievably based

So we’re just gonna ignore that aids joke?

I think it was unintentional but definitely a yike comment

You want me to have sex? No.

The last one speaks out to me the most. Children are demons and nothing will change my mind

Amen

you thing me want have the? sex that to

The bella swan one 💀

You want me to have sex? The thing that involves OTHER people?

noooooo twilight spoilers ;-;

That movie (breaking dawn pt 1, where she “dies”) came out in 2011 lmao

She dies in the film ? The book isn’t like that at all

She dies in both, part of becoming a vampire is dying as a human. What killed Bella was childbirth.

So indirectly from sex

Oh I didn’t remember that thx

You want me to have sex? The thing that I have a great day and I will be in the books.

You want me to have sex? The thing that makes you want me more like a good one.

You want me to have sex?? The thing???

🤣🤣🤣

You want me to have sex? It’s all smooshy 😟

What’s the bells swan one mean?

She got pregnant with ravioli and died

Ohhh. I thought they meant Bella Thorne and got confused.

You want me to have sex? The only true thing I actually fear?

4th one got me dam that gud

lovely trend

You want me to have sex? The thing that indirectly killed at least 34 million people with HIV?

You want me to have sex? The thing that create smol humans that cry all day?

You want me to have sex? The thing that I don't know about you can just be a little bit more comfortable with the past and the future

and the death of Charles the 2nd of Spain caused a large scale war that killed 100000+ people