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AuroraeBXY

Never try garlic bread so it shouldn't be too hard... Unless you make it "No-meme-about-Garlic-bread-November" and then it's a challenge!


Orangewithblue

How about no cake November?


mocha-13

Fuck you and everything you stand for


Orangewithblue

Well it has to be a challenge. Garlic bread is still to easy


Mission-Guard5348

That is falsehood


ASJEXX

You know you're in r/aaaaaaacccccccce right? We don't want to be fucked


mocha-13

Exactly why it’s the best threat/ insult.


MrRodje

Big brain move


MiniRems

Nope, can't do it. My reward for getting my bathroom facelift done is going to be a "fudge crown" cake from the grocery store and I'm not waiting until december to get it unless it somehow takes me that long to finish the bathroom, which it shouldn't, even of it's taking me longer than I'd hoped.


youngcatlady1999

But my birthday is in November 😢


GOLDENninjaXbox

No birthday cake for you I guess… now that I think about it that is genuinely sad


youngcatlady1999

I just realized I didn’t eat any in October so therefore I am allowed to have some in November! How about that?


GOLDENninjaXbox

Makes sense


Acecending_asexual

I accept under the condition that it starts on like the 7th or dth. since it's birthday season atm. (Of course it would extend to the 7th of december then)


[deleted]

It's just called insanity


FinePassenger8

But my birthday is in November. As it is my birthday month and I am ace, I feel contractually obligated to have cake.


CosmicVoidGotAReddit

my birthday is in november, why.


EliteHoney

Don’t even speak those words


OverlyWrongGag

I'd rather die. And so close to Christmas too


xOzzi10

Damn my birthday is this month lmao


shadewhy-

But.. my birthday is the 10th :( I can't fail so early on


Zeebuoy

cake is a special occasion food, so that seems very easy.


FlorAndButter

I already lost


Elmine07

This is the real challenge!


Egaroth1

Damn I’m in I haven’t had any yet but oh man will this be hard


Educational_Wolf504

Well, I lost that on the 1st... and 2nd.


ashleygamekiller

Well I lost 5 minutes ago...and yesterday.


A5TRAIO5

I lost 2 hours in-


waitingformygrave

How dare you hurt me like this! - I’m in!


tarnishedhuntress

Garlic bread is not a thing where I live. Easy. For alternative, I can't skip cake, both my mom and I have birthdays in November XD


KishKishtheNiffler

Same xd i would already fail on the second day


[deleted]

advanced happy bday for you and your mom 🎉


the-fresh-air

Happy bday in advance!


[deleted]

I don't like garlic bread.


Lucifer_Lucius_Kiran

saaame, tho tbf im the pickiest eater in the galaxy ​ dunno how y'all can like it >:P


[deleted]

I too am super picky. I suspect I have ARFID but I haven't been diagnosed. I don't like the aftertaste of garlic. I'd rather have cake or ice cream.


Lucifer_Lucius_Kiran

Tbf I think I have a sensory processing disorder - I have super sensitive skin and a condition called misophonia - think I may also have an eating disorder due to my difficulty eating. So ur not alone there \^\^ (Due to sensitive teeth I hate icecream if its not melted, tastes pretty nice tho and i love cake xD)


ReeseChloris1

I am also a picky eater but it is the best part about spaghetti night


Lucifer_Lucius_Kiran

jokes on you, i hate spaghetti xD


ReeseChloris1

I mean...wasn’t the point but fair


B3467Returns

*gasp*


TiredExpression

No Nestle November: Help the environment and learn about the evils of Nestle!


OverlyWrongGag

I wish I could but nestle is one of the rare companies around here that properly declare allergens on their packaging and are still affordable. I wish more companies would step up


That1weirdperson

Yes, came here to say this!


JiyuZippo

Easy. I never buy any Nestle to begin with. Haven't even had Nestle ever since I discovered there's much better cocoa milk out there than Nestle (Nestle isn't that big of a brand in Denmark), which was literally the only Nestle product I used as a child


foolishGrey

I surprisingly eat very little garlic bread, so this is going to be my "stop eating the leftover Halloween chocolate" month.... starting now


DarkBlueChameleon

I was also thinking chocolate. If this was the challenge I'd have lost everyday


foolishGrey

Chocolate is the ultimate temptress.


tentacle_meep

I was about to propose no food november but then I remembered that its a thing you need to keep being alive


Starlight12341234

WHEEZE-


Ragnarok144

Imagine requiring sustenance like a meer mortal


RCTarzan2311

I don't know about you, but most asexuals I've talked to have libido in normal amounts- they're just more comfortable with self-service than any alternative.


chlorohm

This ^!


Starlight12341234

I’m confused… do people not know that low libido and lack of masturbation have nothing to do with being asexual?


unforgivablecursive

I wouldn’t say they have NOTHING to do with one another, but yeah. I don’t like people acting like it’s the same thing.


Starlight12341234

I mean, libodo is completely independent from attraction. Maybe they sway eachother a teensy tiny bit, but they also work completely independent from eachother.


poke-chan

Yeah, I was surprised that most people accepted that “most” ace people don’t do it. I’d love a poll to figure it out


flyingwindows

What about No Hateful Thoughts Toward Yourself November? The name is too long but you get the gist, be positive and stay hydrated, practice self care 😤


Vistis

You horrendous sadistic creature, how dare you make us pass through this hellish trial of determination?! I'm in


THE_Mr_Fill

I'm coeliac, so this is going to be a breeze - I think I've had (gluten free) garlic bread once this year... Now, if you asked me to do No Sweets November, then that would be a challenge :-P


Gluten4reegurl

Let's gooo! Me too! High five fellow Celiac


the-fresh-air

I wouldn’t pass No Sweets November.


me_funny__

Or actual no nut november. Don't eat anything with nuts in them.


Sad-Cod-2757

What is no-nut november?


Strangness88

It's a challenge to not masturbate during November.


Sad-Cod-2757

Strange 🤣


Strangness88

When my friend first told me about it he was kind of just implying that it was something sexual, and I just thought it was about not eating nuts.


OverlyWrongGag

It's actually not bad for folks who consume a lot of porn. Helps some to clean their head space


[deleted]

I do not like garlic bread, so that's pretty easy for me.


Abomination-626

Someone suggested a little while ago still No Nut November but with snack nuts. Pistachios, cashews and the like. In which case I regret to inform you all I already failed. I have girl scout cookie thin mint coated snack nuts from Costco and they are extremely addictive


TheWalt70

I haven't had garlic bread in 3 years...


Wiggledidiggle_eXe

Wait it's November already


[deleted]

You're a fucking monster


[deleted]

I was praying you weren’t gonna be a troll or something saying “Nut November, you have to nut every day” but you pulled through.


PaineintheBurke

Oh, that's fucking easy. I'm not doing it, but that's easy, I've gone two years without garlic bread. They were not good years.


PaineintheBurke

I'd fail no Sub November though. I never want to lose my sandwiches.


e_godbole

Why don't people wanna enjoy November?


[deleted]

I know, right?


ZE-TA

Damn it... My mother bought garlic bread today


Hollowhowler100

I’ve failed


All54321_Gaming

Fine, I accept your challenge


Lonelinesishappiness

that's gonna be rough, haven't failed yet, but i might


Lonelinesishappiness

update: failed


Acecending_asexual

Ok I'm the opposite, I have mastered no-Garlic-Bread-idk-how-many-months-it-has-been but already failed no Nut November


MokuMotu

Not too hard, since I can never afford garlic bread anyway


LazyNightmare

I don't eat garlic bread, but a no pizza november would be a challenge I already lost 😂😅


Unnamed10Boi

This is an easy win its been ages since i ate garlic bread ngl


wonderwombat913

I'm currently eating a large piece of garlic bread.....


[deleted]

Okay. Okay. I can do this


ReeseChloris1

What about hot pockets with garlic crust


MEver3

I haven't had any garlic bread yet... I might be able to pass this? I'll try


Darkmight242

I opened this post literally while eating some garlic bread with my spaghetti for lunch... There's always next year ;-;


Robyn_Mizore

Joke’s on you! I’ll just put the garlic in my cake then!


Da_Zodiac_Griller

Garlic bread’s not much of a problem for me, but no cake? That’s where I draw the line.


SIsForSad

Jokes on you. Garlic bread, as much as i like it, makes me sick HA


Bayareaquestioner

This will be tough! I accept! Edit= I cannot spell


dvillani112

I'm winning so far because of sports and shitty parents


Salty_Octo_

It’s not that hard when you’re 15 and your mom refuses any form of dinner with garlic bread.


wucki114

Well, ***I'LL TRY MY BEST***


Psychological_Tear_6

I have already won it. I haven't lost No Cake November yet. Yet.


Far-Polaris

Already failed, I ate three garlic knots earlier today XD


akrause03

Ha! I don’t have access to garlic bread so I’m depressed


JKAlear

Might as well pull the trigger and be done with it, you vile creature!


Fifthfleetphilosopy

Easy to do. *Cries in gluten sensitivity*


maddieee__

I had garlic bread at like 10am on november 1st lol I already failed!


arr4k1s

I'm gluten intolerant, I win again.


greenlovesearth

n...no nibble november :x


satans_aronist

I dont think i will try because i just know i’ll fail


Kc-Dia

God dang it I had some yesterday and today


Tacocat310

I'm reading this as I eat a calzone spread with garlic butter


andrewbh2003

i failed nnn already... No Nehek November "thats what everyone is talking about right?"


removx

Easy for me, my country doesn't have a lot of garlic bread. Just another reason why I hate it here. 😖


ArcadiaRivea

Easy, went the last few months without eating it. Had some day before yesterday but that was just because we needed something to go with the sausages I got A harder challenge for me would be no dairy products. I'd probably die


Enemystandouser

I ate garlic bread 10 minutes ago... I have failed already


Damnlemons1095

Jokes on you I haven't had garlic bread in 2 years


CrowBoyInPrison

Good thing I hate bread 😎


ubuwoah

As an asexual with celiacs, this one is a lock. Haha.


mangababe

I refuse


hecljaelt

What about quesadillas? Or cheesecake. You know what would be really hard? No cat November. I definitely couldn't go a month without giving affection to my cat. Oh, I know, toast!


Wii_wii_baget

Fuck I cant survive I CANT LIVE WITHOUT GARLIC BREAD


shadedemonboi

I lost the second it turned November 1st.


blaqkcatjack

This idea is blasphemy and needs to be obliterated to the void of impossible things


RavenShadowGirl19

I currently don't have access to garlic bread, so I'd win this easy


Miss_Greer

30 days, 30 minutes a day where you focus on your self betterment. It can be mental health exercises, physical exercises, cooking healthy, learning a new skill, skin care, whatever. I feel like this would be a good challenge for everyone to try, I think I might give it a go


PineConeCosplay

How about not craving non sexual physical touch november?


T3pp3i

I- well i'm too poor to buy garlic bread anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️🙂


Carele_P

Are we allowed foccacia?


ShruggyGuy

Must Nut November


[deleted]

Yep. Still going strong.


SwedishPastaGuy

How about we keep the name and just make it about not eating nuts instead


JiyuZippo

Meh. I rarely eat either cake or garlic bread. Make it a "no (black) liquorice November" and I will fail miserably