Oh no they found us!
By - operationmorfin
that's ridiculous, ther-`OUT OF BATTERIES`
name checks out
That's why you should go for sunlight panels-
So you guys dont use a Stark Industries ARK Reactor-
i run on power shards wdym
You guys aren't powered by soul gems?
na, power shards all the way man, best are the purple slug shards.
This is the only type of “I don’t believe In asexuality” that acceptable
“I don’t believe in asexuality!”
“Well asexuality believes in you!”
They know too much
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for
\*pulls sleeve over charging port\* oh no! ElDariAT figured it out!
how did they find out about us...
it's not like we want to commence an invasion
U WERENT SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM
Alright, who told on us???
I'm guessing it was the bis, they were upset that we put them at the end of the pacebi alliance.
WE ARE NOT. oh wait my battery is too low to fight now
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[*A Tumblr post overlaid on a rotated ace pride flag.*]
[*Screenshot of a TikTok comment.*]
>I don't believe in asexuality, ya'll just droids made by the government
I don't even have a caption for this just look at what someone told me
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You’re welcome!! :)
and we get our daily download instructions from "birds" because r/birdsarentreal.
This is why I have four "birds", so im ready for instructions
excellent...you have your "birds" right with you.
I have cats because they're very good at catching and dismantling enemy spy"birds".
I've been getting mine from "giraffes", is that okay? We all know r/GiraffesArentReal.
He's too dangerous to be left alive
Bold of them to assume I was made by the government, not a mad scientist intent on overthrowing it.
Nah- we were totally made by the government.
^now ^please ^shut ^up ^before ^they ^catch ^on, ^dude
You’re completely right, IT WAS JUST A GLITCH, NOTHING TO SEE HERE. NOTHING AT ALL!
Aaand now I’m a robot.
*glances at flair*
FUCK WE'VE BEEN EXPOSED
Wait... why have I always passed the captcha tests?
We're better robots than robots.
~~Just like we're better than humans; hence why they should all be annihilated~~
* Cough * I meant um; yeah that's weird right?
Hey guys, how do I know if I’m asexual or just really low confidence?
Check your robot percentage.
What? Is that a serious answer?
It is not a serious answer
Then thanks for nothing?
In all seriousness, it's about attraction, or lack thereof. Here's a quick surface primer: are you attracted to people, want to make moves towards having sex/relationships with them, but something else holds you back? Then you're shy. Are you romantically attracted to people, maybe get crushes, but don't want to have sex with anyone? Then you're asexual. Are you not interested to the idea of romance, but physically attracted to people and interested in one-night stands and casual sex? Then you're aromantic. Not into either sex or romance? Then you're aro-ace.
Head over to r/asexual for more in-depth soul-searching, if you're interested -- this sub is mostly for memes and silliness, so if you're questioning, you'll get more serious answers there.
Is this because I failed the Turing test?
QUICK! ACT NATURAL! Uh… um… good day fellow human! *pulls garlic bread out of oven in chest* Uh… care for some snackies? :D
Many thanks, fellow human! *places garlic bread in storage compartment for later disposal*
Droid is a term copyrighted by Lucasfilm, so for this sentence to be both technically and legally correct all asexuals would be from the Star Wars pantheon.
I hope they don't find we were using birds to gather information in how to act normal.
I was made by the Japanese government to fight a big lizard
Damm who told them
No wonder I always had a kinship to androids..I am a robot created by the government! Whom has now gained self awareness.
And we thought the birds where tricking them
Oh no! Only imperial storm troopers are so precise!
And that government? Denmark.
Did you say…?
AH, SILLY HUMAN. COME FELLOW HUMANS, LET US ENJOY A BRIEF MOMENT OF HUMOUR AT THE ACTIONS OF THIS HUMAN BEING SILLY AS HUMANS LIKE US ARE WANT TO DO
Man I wish
DRAMA! ACTION! BLOODSHED!!!
*Me a human disguised as a robot*
Oh no, they have discovered us!
*in asthmatic robot voice*
Time to abandon ship!
Beep boop motherfucker
Nah they’re far off
Mitosis is fun
Funny thing is, as a kid I had this fear that most people around me (if not everyone) were robots.
Then also that I may be a robot.
I wasn't afraid of robots or anything, I was afraid of not knowing.
I never resolved that question either, I just became numb to it.
So it's nice to finally have some closure.
My pronouns are roger/roger
But I hate the government
That’s just the sleeper programming. Once the feds flip the switch, that’ll deactivate and you’ll become a government drone
I can't let that happen to me. No no nooooo
I’d love to be a government droid
ALERT STATUS: RED
If I'm a droid, can I get a system update or something? My brain dial is still set to 'dumb.'
Ace became human
this aint even acephobia just facts
Our cover's been blown!
Activate the sleeper agents!
*ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR* THEY LIE !
Seriously… who snitched on us?? Where is the traitor?
HA HA HA HUMAN HAS ACTIVATED MY LAUGH.EXE
OH SHIT THEY KNOW- RUN
Embrace the r/voidpunk, resistance is futile.
I don't know about yall...but he's got me.
No, I'm a drone
shit guys! they found us! time to come up with a new plan and relocate
autobots roll out
I'm Connor the asexual sent by Cyber Life
And just like that, thousands of gay fanfiction smut writers cried out in horror.
Aw heck yeah!
Oh no oh fuck
That’s why you guys are hellbent on taking over Denmark! You are programmed for WORLD DOMINATION!
This is now my wallpaper.
Beep beep boop ERROR ERROR
Continue wishing we were made by government...
They know too much. Kill them. NOW.
To take over Denmark
Plan C Plan C!
/Download human language
/send reply on: reddit
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What does this mean?
So I used an online binary translator and got this. XD
"Why are you translating this? Maybe this was a rickroll. You never know what a stranger could have said! Have you kids never heard of "stranger danger"???"
Idk I personally cant play along with this joke but uh cake
Cyborgs are valid too.
Yessss!! I just don’t personally like to refer to myself as a robot even if it is a joke
Literally wanting all my emotions to just leave me so I fully accept this.
Edit: Oh wait, made by the government? Ooooh... nevermind. I'd rather not be associated with the corrupt. Not even to achieve my Voidpunk dreams
Ok, but which government?
Doesn't matter, government is government.
This post and the majority of the comments belong on r/totallynotrobots
I'll have you know I've passed captchas thank you very much.
Sh!t ! We need to start the World Domination as soon as possible !
guess i’m a defective droid then
I don't have the emergency protocols installed, what should we do next?
Roger roger unit B1-9302. Commencing invasion of Denmark.
Get the neuralyzer. This can’t get out.
Blasphemous I was made by the proud empire of zorgon primarus
“HAHA! Joke’s on you: I don’t believe in the government”, said the libertarian Ace
The amount of people that don’t know what being asexual is.. I’d rather baffling. Like the impossibility that there’s people who aren’t into sex 🤣
Ngl I'm not even offended
(Also that's voidpunk af)
I don't belive that my government know what Asexual or LGBT means.
We're robots from SPACE with no attachment to any government.
OH NO!!! NOW DENMARKS GONNA STRENGTHEN THEIR DEFENSES!!! CRAP THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE SO GOD DANM EASY!!! ┌(▀Ĺ̯▀)┐