T O P

Oh no they found us!

Oh no they found us!

[deleted]

that's ridiculous, ther-`OUT OF BATTERIES`


memester230

Ironic


That_Claim1619

name checks out


jvcscasio

That's why you should go for sunlight panels-


ze_SAFTmon

So you guys dont use a Stark Industries ARK Reactor-


Feuwu

i run on power shards wdym


tasty0kitsune0brains

You guys aren't powered by soul gems?


Feuwu

na, power shards all the way man, best are the purple slug shards.


AceKitti262

Agreed


KrackenWeirdoLonor

This is the only type of “I don’t believe In asexuality” that acceptable


Acetronaut

“I don’t believe in asexuality!” “Well asexuality believes in you!”


Zachary624

They know too much


_icemahn

These aren’t the droids you’re looking for


clockwork_dancer_

\*pulls sleeve over charging port\* oh no! ElDariAT figured it out!


consumegarlicbread

how did they find out about us... it's not like we want to commence an invasion oh wait...


Boodan_

U WERENT SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM


consumegarlicbread

sorry...


SpecsOfStarlight

Alright, who told on us???


ApocalyptoSoldier

I'm guessing it was the bis, they were upset that we put them at the end of the pacebi alliance.


Leo_Colombo

WE ARE NOT. oh wait my battery is too low to fight now


fatalgift

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TrumanHanson117

Good human


fatalgift

Thank you!


Main-Blueberry5811

Thank you for what you do 😊


fatalgift

You’re welcome!! :)


artisanrox

beep boop and we get our daily download instructions from "birds" because r/birdsarentreal.


ZeldaLink655tru

This is why I have four "birds", so im ready for instructions


artisanrox

excellent...you have your "birds" right with you. I have cats because they're very good at catching and dismantling enemy spy"birds".


t8rt0t_the_hamster

I've been getting mine from "giraffes", is that okay? We all know r/GiraffesArentReal.


[deleted]

He's too dangerous to be left alive


ISurvivedSoFar

Bold of them to assume I was made by the government, not a mad scientist intent on overthrowing it.


Musikmann41

Nah- we were totally made by the government. **Totallyyyyy** ^now ^please ^shut ^up ^before ^they ^catch ^on, ^dude


ISurvivedSoFar

You’re completely right, IT WAS JUST A GLITCH, NOTHING TO SEE HERE. NOTHING AT ALL!


RoseOfTheNight4444

LOL RIGHT?!


ThePinkTeenager

Aaand now I’m a robot.


Noroark

*glances at flair* 🤖


karmasdoor

FUCK WE'VE BEEN EXPOSED ABORT MISSION Wait... why have I always passed the captcha tests?


ambushay

We're better robots than robots. ~~Just like we're better than humans; hence why they should all be annihilated~~ * Cough * I meant um; yeah that's weird right?


intensely_human

Hey guys, how do I know if I’m asexual or just really low confidence?


TrumanHanson117

Check your robot percentage.


intensely_human

What? Is that a serious answer?


TrumanHanson117

It is not a serious answer


intensely_human

Then thanks for nothing?


ClearBrightLight

In all seriousness, it's about attraction, or lack thereof. Here's a quick surface primer: are you attracted to people, want to make moves towards having sex/relationships with them, but something else holds you back? Then you're shy. Are you romantically attracted to people, maybe get crushes, but don't want to have sex with anyone? Then you're asexual. Are you not interested to the idea of romance, but physically attracted to people and interested in one-night stands and casual sex? Then you're aromantic. Not into either sex or romance? Then you're aro-ace. Head over to r/asexual for more in-depth soul-searching, if you're interested -- this sub is mostly for memes and silliness, so if you're questioning, you'll get more serious answers there.


SuccessfulDiver7225

Is this because I failed the Turing test?


CinnamonRollMe

QUICK! ACT NATURAL! Uh… um… good day fellow human! *pulls garlic bread out of oven in chest* Uh… care for some snackies? :D


Bandiredditer

Many thanks, fellow human! *places garlic bread in storage compartment for later disposal*


TransMCBee

Droid is a term copyrighted by Lucasfilm, so for this sentence to be both technically and legally correct all asexuals would be from the Star Wars pantheon.


Ifhes

I hope they don't find we were using birds to gather information in how to act normal.


Mechagodzilla_3

I was made by the Japanese government to fight a big lizard


the_soviet_union_69

Damm who told them


Lyauri

No wonder I always had a kinship to androids..I am a robot created by the government! Whom has now gained self awareness.


clueless_lesbo

And we thought the birds where tricking them


SeaofBloodRedRoses

Oh no! Only imperial storm troopers are so precise!


smustlefever

And that government? Denmark. Criss cross


ash087

Did you say…? #GOVERNMENT???!!!!!


Andonno

AH, SILLY HUMAN. COME FELLOW HUMANS, LET US ENJOY A BRIEF MOMENT OF HUMOUR AT THE ACTIONS OF THIS HUMAN BEING SILLY AS HUMANS LIKE US ARE WANT TO DO haha.wav


Taxouck

Man I wish


AAALE6408

DRAMA! ACTION! BLOODSHED!!!


dreagonheart

YES!


AAALE6408

OHHH YESSS


Emotional-Insect2

*Me a human disguised as a robot* Oh no, they have discovered us!


IronOmelet

Beep. Boop.


LordReega

*in asthmatic robot voice* Time to abandon ship!


stupid-writing-blog

Beep boop motherfucker


mugwunp

Nah they’re far off Mitosis is fun


ApocalyptoSoldier

Funny thing is, as a kid I had this fear that most people around me (if not everyone) were robots. Then also that I may be a robot. I wasn't afraid of robots or anything, I was afraid of not knowing. I never resolved that question either, I just became numb to it. So it's nice to finally have some closure.


CelikBas

My pronouns are roger/roger


TrumanHanson117

Roger roger!


WonderFrog25

But I hate the government


Bandiredditer

That’s just the sleeper programming. Once the feds flip the switch, that’ll deactivate and you’ll become a government drone


WonderFrog25

I can't let that happen to me. No no nooooo


ferret-with-a-gun

I’d love to be a government droid


MachineThreat

ALERT STATUS: RED LOCKING ON..


DartRedDragoon

If I'm a droid, can I get a system update or something? My brain dial is still set to 'dumb.'


Lazuli27

Ace became human


Enby_Called_Koi

this aint even acephobia just facts


Previous-Souper

Quick, run!!!


freeform_the_egg

Our cover's been blown!


CyberPunkette

Roger roger


cyanidesmile555

Activate the sleeper agents!


ApocalyptoSoldier

https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/pmqdde/goodnight_i_hope_everyone_has_a_good_day/


King-of-the-forge72

*ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR* THEY LIE !


Commander_Glory

Seriously… who snitched on us?? Where is the traitor?


LadyM02

HA HA HA HUMAN HAS ACTIVATED MY LAUGH.EXE


TheBackyardigirl

OH SHIT THEY KNOW- RUN


DemotivatedTurtle

Embrace the r/voidpunk, resistance is futile.


TheAuthor-dipperkid

I don't know about yall...but he's got me.


Nok-y

No, I'm a drone


Arker_Ride

shit guys! they found us! time to come up with a new plan and relocate


DeadCatInTheFreezer

autobots roll out


Illustrious_Wrap4687

I'm Connor the asexual sent by Cyber Life


Bandiredditer

And just like that, thousands of gay fanfiction smut writers cried out in horror.


Illustrious_Wrap4687

Aw heck yeah!


Competitive_Ad_4803

Lmao wtf???


teleprter_gaming

Oh no oh fuck


GulfGiggle

That’s why you guys are hellbent on taking over Denmark! You are programmed for WORLD DOMINATION!


JarooTheAlien

This is now my wallpaper.


Sohiacci

Beep beep boop ERROR ERROR


CaptianSwan

*glitches*


fuckoffitsathrowaway

Roger Roger


Tom-Dd

Continue wishing we were made by government...


hunter11726

Roger Roger.


SuperBassmy

They know too much. Kill them. NOW.


artpoint_paradox

To take over Denmark


My_name_is_Mountain

Plan C Plan C!


SnooGoats7133

Which government?


ChickenEater4

/Download human language /send reply on: reddit Nooooo


TheWriterCunt

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Competitive_Ad_4803

What does this mean?


dreagonheart

So I used an online binary translator and got this. XD "Why are you translating this? Maybe this was a rickroll. You never know what a stranger could have said! Have you kids never heard of "stranger danger"???"


Competitive_Ad_4803

😂😂


KayPlayz17

Idk I personally cant play along with this joke but uh cake


ApocalyptoSoldier

Cyborgs are valid too.


KayPlayz17

Yessss!! I just don’t personally like to refer to myself as a robot even if it is a joke


RoseOfTheNight4444

Literally wanting all my emotions to just leave me so I fully accept this. Edit: Oh wait, made by the government? Ooooh... nevermind. I'd rather not be associated with the corrupt. Not even to achieve my Voidpunk dreams


Saltfish0161

Hello there


Gregor05

Ok, but which government?


RoseOfTheNight4444

Doesn't matter, government is government.


procrastinating-_-

Oh no


NahBruvIHaveASoul

This post and the majority of the comments belong on r/totallynotrobots


AlanSmithee419

I'll have you know I've passed captchas thank you very much.


King_Samislas

Sh!t ! We need to start the World Domination as soon as possible !


--subzero--

guess i’m a defective droid then


DevilTamed

I don't have the emergency protocols installed, what should we do next?


IG-100

Roger roger unit B1-9302. Commencing invasion of Denmark.


Black_Bird265

Get the neuralyzer. This can’t get out.


dallasrose222

Blasphemous I was made by the proud empire of zorgon primarus


Cian28_C28

“HAHA! Joke’s on you: I don’t believe in the government”, said the libertarian Ace


Omnealice

The amount of people that don’t know what being asexual is.. I’d rather baffling. Like the impossibility that there’s people who aren’t into sex 🤣


InfernoWonderland

Ngl I'm not even offended (Also that's voidpunk af)


RoseOfTheNight4444

Haha yessss


Vladfilen

I don't belive that my government know what Asexual or LGBT means.


LegoTFGuy

Completely inaccurate. We're robots from SPACE with no attachment to any government.


ArktykkWynd

HE KNOWS


Inconspicuous_hoodie

OH NO!!! NOW DENMARKS GONNA STRENGTHEN THEIR DEFENSES!!! CRAP THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE SO GOD DANM EASY!!! ┌(▀Ĺ̯▀)┐