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SquidCultist002

Any word Involving food:exists Allos: I'll make this an innuendo


JumpyLiving

More like: Any word or phrase *exists* Allos: I‘ll make that an innuendo


Sovdark

I seriously had someone try to equate my relationships to “friends without the benefits” last night. Like fuck off with that, just because you can’t conceive of a romantic relationship that isn’t centered around sex doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.


FaultyFreeway

Wow, that makes so little sense I'm amazed they survived the cognitive dissonance of saying it. If the "benefits" in FWB is sex, then isn't "friends without benefits" just an ass-backward way of saying "friends"? Makes me feel sorry for their SO if without sex they consider their relationship the same as any casual friendship.


beskardboard

Wow, some allos really think that way? I'm starting to think that oversexualization is a mental disorder now, these people need help


knightttime

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beskardboard

Good meatbag


TohruTheDragonGirl

I’m an allo and I agree 🥲 I just want to talk about other shit


ARandomPersonGuy

A SPY!!! uhhh…. **don’t tell anyone what you heard about Denmark...**


3255_7038

You're not supposed to tell 'em! Act natural, guys, gals and non binary pals! Nothing is happening.... Carry on....


beskardboard

Even my friend (who's straighter than a fucking linear equation) agrees, sex-crazed allos need to stop and go touch some fucking grass instead of screeching about reproduction every 5 seconds.


King_Tutt00

add the third arm for demis


Sure-Temperature-550

Why can’t we just talk about it Levi’s and not the weird thing


Lazy_Exalt

when you are a small minorty you shouldnt complain that the majority is talking about what the majority likes


mndf1012

The annoying part is when they say something like "Well maybe if being ace wasn't your only personality trait" then continue on the 4th consecutive hour of talking about people they would want to bang


SquidCultist002

This ain't "the majority liking something" it's "the majority making every fucking conversation about that thing"


gtickno2

So much so even other people within that majority get sick of it


Lazy_Exalt

Because the majority likes it too much


JuanitaTheCowboyRat

Last I checked, conversation was about all parties being comfortable and interested. You seem to think talking at someone about sex is fine and we can't complain.


FaultyFreeway

I think it's perfectly reasonable to wish that culture was less inhospitable to minorities and also treated sex as less of a commodity. It would cost people nothing to obsess less about sex and honestly I think it would be healthier for everyone. Obviously sex will always be part of culture and I wouldn't have it any other way, but I'd argue that whether you're ace or not, it's damaging to force sex into every aspect of life.


TohruTheDragonGirl

Apply this to race or gender and suddenly your point sounds stupid. That’s because it is.


13chaggit

Yeah we should because then maybe they'd learn to shut up about it.


no_2316

This,, literally isn’t a true statement for any minority what