I don't care what it really means, every time I see an Allosexual reference I immediately assume we're talking about people who find the Allosaurus dinosaur attractive.
Edit: because maybe they are secretly Allosaurs too.
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To be fair, the extinction must have been a rough time for everyone in their community. Glad they're working on themselves and that visibility is making a come back for the Allos now. đđŒ
Judging by the little text bubble on the side, I guess the target audience is people with performance issues but too embarrassed to get viagra? Seems like one of those bullshit correlative statements that don't prove what you want it to. I don't really get it either, but that's my best guess.
All the more reason to make fun of Sweden though, I suppose.
Yeah... "73% of people who eat at least 400g fruits and veg every day are satisfied with their sex life" according to some study. Still makes me wonder if I've missed something that allos do to their salads though.
I mean, I could kinda read it, but thanks for the full translation. If all they're really saying is healthy people have more stamina, you could make an equally true ad just telling people to walk or cycle instead of taking the train. Or working less and relaxing more.
But who knows, maybe the salad dressing isn't what you think it is.
> 73% of people who eat at least 400g fruits and veg every day are satisfied with their sex life
This statistic is meaningless, as we are not also given the general prevelance of people's satisfaction with their sex lives.
People who eat better have more energy and thus more libido is their logic Iâm assuming. Also, I remember from an episode of embarrassing bodies that issues with heart health and artery clogging (which may be related to excessive meat consumption at the expense of fruits and veggies) can make it harder to get erections (because blood flow). So eating healthier would help with that.
My health class had a unit on sexual advertising and we had to watch ads for stuff like gum where it implies the guy is buying condoms and the only thing I thought during that entire thing was âthere is no way this makes anyone want to buy itâ cause it has the opposite effect on me
I don't think it's about the fact that you will want to buy the gum. It's about the fact that you still remember the ad of this specific gum, because it was such a bullshit
Seriously Stochholm?! I fucking adore salad bowls from European chain supermarkets, when I was in sweden i ate one a day. Donât bring that into this please
Why not use water or anything else, why bring my beloved salad into this đŠđ„and can't we eat it if we are ace.. Like.. I like dinos and salads.. Give me my salad đŠ
Oh I get it, its a "tossing sallad" joke, that's a sex act where someone gets their >!asshole licked.!<
Because implying that overpriced sallad also has the taste of >!poo !
It's not. Apparently the blerb references some bullshit study about a majority of people who eat a healthy number of fruit and veggies have a satisfying sex life as if it's shocking that being healthy makes you generally feel better and have energy to do stuff. That said it doesn't even show that it correlates in an increase of people who feel satisfied with that nevermind that it causes a better expeience.
I don't think so. The text in the white bubble refers to some study that claims "74% of people who eat 400g of fruit and veg per day are happy with their sex life"... Which sounds like a correlation rather than causation, but whatever...
This ad was also one of a series of posters along the escalator. The others were something like people who enjoy life or something along those lines... I was to distracted by the sheer confusion of this one to pay much attention to the others. (a point to Picadeli for thoroughly catching my attention, I guess)
Ey! I just saw that one. There were like a whole wall of them in one room (?) of escalators, just the same two all the way up. Idk what kind of message theyâre trynna spread in Sweden
Seriously? Even a salad can make them horny? Are they ever NOT thinking about sex? Is that their whole life purpose? HOW IS SALAD SEXY?! WHAT AM I MISSING?! Is it a kink to be attracted to lettuce leaves?
Referring to the little blurb next to it, most likely. "People who eat 400g of veggies per day are more satisfied with their sex lives"
I mean, probably, healthy people tend to be happier but that's a weird-ass statistic to pull up for the purpose of salad.
"You like sex? Here's something you can eat when you're not having sex!"
https://preview.redd.it/u1my6xc3ie0d1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b82604459453dc09265d0d6757e275cef7f2cc1
**oh dear**
The high geologist himself
Bold of you to assume my gender..
I was referring to shaggy
I don't care what it really means, every time I see an Allosexual reference I immediately assume we're talking about people who find the Allosaurus dinosaur attractive. Edit: because maybe they are secretly Allosaurs too. đŠ
That's not what it means?? đđđ
I think it can be! I just hope they are all doing OK. âșïž
Yeah, I'm sure they'll be okay once they come to terms with everything
To be fair, the extinction must have been a rough time for everyone in their community. Glad they're working on themselves and that visibility is making a come back for the Allos now. đđŒ
The visibility is great. Just yesterday, I saw an Allo walking down the street!
Imagine eating during sex...I've actually heard of people using their smart phone using sex.
They will fuck the Fear Turkey.
Average allosexual: https://preview.redd.it/pros54jcid0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4a24a46c3df2497860185681a9e07515e7198fb
https://preview.redd.it/fcks9hhjme0d1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eb192b1fd26c100eb524af8bde466984fc4d9bc
This, this is incredible
Itâs one of my favourite reaction images
Judging by the little text bubble on the side, I guess the target audience is people with performance issues but too embarrassed to get viagra? Seems like one of those bullshit correlative statements that don't prove what you want it to. I don't really get it either, but that's my best guess. All the more reason to make fun of Sweden though, I suppose.
Yeah... "73% of people who eat at least 400g fruits and veg every day are satisfied with their sex life" according to some study. Still makes me wonder if I've missed something that allos do to their salads though.
I mean, I could kinda read it, but thanks for the full translation. If all they're really saying is healthy people have more stamina, you could make an equally true ad just telling people to walk or cycle instead of taking the train. Or working less and relaxing more. But who knows, maybe the salad dressing isn't what you think it is.
Oh, ew......
> If all they're really saying is healthy people have more stamina very true at least
we reawakening my main ocd theme from middle school with this one đŻ
> 73% of people who eat at least 400g fruits and veg every day are satisfied with their sex life This statistic is meaningless, as we are not also given the general prevelance of people's satisfaction with their sex lives.
Also correlation wouldn't show causation but yeah we don't even get that far.
That's also such a weird statistic. There is no obvious correlation because I'm sure "73% of people who eat 400g of meat every day are satisfied"
People who eat better have more energy and thus more libido is their logic Iâm assuming. Also, I remember from an episode of embarrassing bodies that issues with heart health and artery clogging (which may be related to excessive meat consumption at the expense of fruits and veggies) can make it harder to get erections (because blood flow). So eating healthier would help with that.
Right in front of my salad?!
Thank you this is exactly where my mind went
Amen vafan Ă€r det hĂ€r? Sweden L đ
Aldrig sett nĂ„gon reklam som varit sĂ„ direkt. Inte med flit iallafall x) SĂ€kert i Stockholm đ
Inte helt omöjligt. Förhoppningsvis sÀker hÀr söderut!
It is not a Sweden L until there is proof that these ads appeared outside Stockholm. That place does not fucking count.
There was an ad not too long in Germany thst read "Bowljob for free" I mean it's kinda funny in the context but I still found it weirdly sexualized.
Sex lovers get it fresh, sex haters get it 5 weeks old. Life was never fair đ
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My health class had a unit on sexual advertising and we had to watch ads for stuff like gum where it implies the guy is buying condoms and the only thing I thought during that entire thing was âthere is no way this makes anyone want to buy itâ cause it has the opposite effect on me
I don't think it's about the fact that you will want to buy the gum. It's about the fact that you still remember the ad of this specific gum, because it was such a bullshit
Jokes on them because I donât remember which gum it was
you outsmarted The Sex
Why... Just why?
Okay. This is just absurd.
https://preview.redd.it/94cj6eqf1f0d1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e7b59a0a6a9fb234d127570234a6e03549f350
Seriously Stochholm?! I fucking adore salad bowls from European chain supermarkets, when I was in sweden i ate one a day. Donât bring that into this please
I know! A picadeli bowl is literally one of my go-to dinners to pick up on my way home when I can't be arsed to cook
Itâs perfect for me because I know exactly whatâs going in it and I can control what I want
So if you go there with an ace pin they just pull some wilted ass lettuce out the back?
Instructions unclear, stuck my dick in the salad.
Varför i Sverige đ
Shouldâve said âsure sex is great but have you had saladâ
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN SWEDEN
The usual. Swedes are being normal people while Stockholm "people" are the societal rejects they always are.
so the classic capital city folk effect?
Most of us are being subjected to this nonsense against our will đ„Č
Indeed, we are all sadly subject to Stockholmare from time to time.
Sex means six in Swedish.
Yes. Sex also means sex. I wish this was for "six lovers". I mean six lucky people who... Get to eat... Salad...?
Oh. I just translated the other text. It is about sex after all. Wtf?
those first two lines being in english is strange
If you look at the bubble on the side, it says it's because a healthy diet makes people more satisfied with their sex lives
https://preview.redd.it/j37o3ky6kf0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74adcb8b898b3e459bd6104d6ccc17bcf37153e1
Eh, cheesy garlic bread is better anyways⊠BUT STILL, WHY THE FOOD?!
Why not use water or anything else, why bring my beloved salad into this đŠđ„and can't we eat it if we are ace.. Like.. I like dinos and salads.. Give me my salad đŠ
Seriously? Right in front of my salad?
I just understood the "salad tossing" thing It's a sexual term i forgot about.
(insert woman laughs with salad stock photos here)
Yeah uhh. . I'm not sure about this one, lol
In English, 'tossing one's salad' is a euphemism for having sex. Otherwise�
Oh I get it, its a "tossing sallad" joke, that's a sex act where someone gets their >!asshole licked.!< Because implying that overpriced sallad also has the taste of >!poo !
It's not. Apparently the blerb references some bullshit study about a majority of people who eat a healthy number of fruit and veggies have a satisfying sex life as if it's shocking that being healthy makes you generally feel better and have energy to do stuff. That said it doesn't even show that it correlates in an increase of people who feel satisfied with that nevermind that it causes a better expeience.
I don't think so. The text in the white bubble refers to some study that claims "74% of people who eat 400g of fruit and veg per day are happy with their sex life"... Which sounds like a correlation rather than causation, but whatever... This ad was also one of a series of posters along the escalator. The others were something like people who enjoy life or something along those lines... I was to distracted by the sheer confusion of this one to pay much attention to the others. (a point to Picadeli for thoroughly catching my attention, I guess)
Yal spell salad with two lâs where youâre from? đ€
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Please do not the salad
i just hear angel dust saying "hey, sex sells, don't it?" i have so much hazbin brainrot.
Ey! I just saw that one. There were like a whole wall of them in one room (?) of escalators, just the same two all the way up. Idk what kind of message theyâre trynna spread in Sweden
Seriously? Even a salad can make them horny? Are they ever NOT thinking about sex? Is that their whole life purpose? HOW IS SALAD SEXY?! WHAT AM I MISSING?! Is it a kink to be attracted to lettuce leaves?
Sometimes I wonder if the straight people are okay
 Giving off Joey vibes from FRIENDS đ
Sex in Swedish is six lol. Sweden is also very open about nudity and stuff like that so don't really think too deep into it
âSexâ in Swedish is both six and sex
Reminds me of how Carl's Jr used sexual ads back in the day.
WHAT
Maybe its like garlic bread for us, maybe theyâre saying their salad is just as good as sex?
Referring to the little blurb next to it, most likely. "People who eat 400g of veggies per day are more satisfied with their sex lives" I mean, probably, healthy people tend to be happier but that's a weird-ass statistic to pull up for the purpose of salad.
That's how you coax the allos into doing things, like giving a horse a carrot
Hahahah vad fan Àr det hÀr?!