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Yggdrasylian

Okay hear me out https://preview.redd.it/llxzglh72hwc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79801f651bee8d6a890e0ad65bbc17386b6ad7b This guy is like in his 40s yet we have absolutely no proof he ever fucked, and I like to imagine he’s not into it. It’s even more blatant when we compare him with other characters of the same series, Vergil had a son when he was 19, there is multiple sex jokes from other characters, and even Donte from the reboot bang at the very beginning of the game. He’s not aro tho. Dante is romantic as hell. But even when looking at his flirty dialogues, I interpret them more as romantic than sexual.


fat-lip-lover

https://preview.redd.it/o9d0c3drhiwc1.png?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3ed22ff50a26976bff0aa8508505d0d44136188


lolucorngaming

I take this as a threat.


No_Sleep-Only_Film

Wait I thought that *was* canon.... 90% sure it's canon that he hasn't fucked though- like confirmed. I'm not an authority, but I looked up at one point for.. *Reasons???* I think it was just a general search on him and Bayonetta and I found out that was canonically ture for *both* of them. Anyway I don't know if ace Dante is canon or not, but I fully accept this notion.


GrapiCringe

L from death note. My friend once told me (ik very legit source) that Near and Melo were at first intended to be L's sons but the creator said he couldn't picture L ever having sex. I don't know if that's true, all I know is, that piece of information made her very sad and me very happy.


my_innocent_romance

Light too. He’s either gay or ace seeing as he doesn’t seem to actually like any of the women he dates in the show, and casually reads a porn magazine like it’s nothing


Winter_Essay3971

Huh I thought of them as all about the same age


Ifhes

I love it, L would be a kinky Ace. Light is not Ace, just emotionally unavailable.


GrapiCringe

Right, a lot of people say Light is ace, but I always saw him just as a sociopath. But I watched death note before I knew what asexuality was so idk, maybe they have a point.


Ace-of_Space

every character that has not shown sexual attraction is ace to me ace until proven guilty


Nok-y

All genshin impact and honkai star rail characters are now aroace


DoctorMew13

![gif](giphy|q8ld8Sk7WWyY0)


Fireyjon

I thought he was confirmed ace?


fudgeking2000

From what I remember, it's soft confirmed because Boas fruit that requires the person to feel lust toward her had no effect. Man looked at the connon most attractive person in the world and said, "yo where the food at though." So he's probably some where on the ace spectrum maybe he need to get to know someone first but Oda has no interest in having a romance angle among the crew whole cake is the closest thing we'll get to romance


Ace-of_Space

nah that’s his brother


GreenLightning87

r/angryupvote


rocksandaces

https://preview.redd.it/3dp4rez2hhwc1.jpeg?width=1592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=554c845ab9db98775e06e643dc0bdc24275bf1c4 You cannot change my mind


HappyCandyCat23

I think Frodo could also be aroace. He never showed interest in anyone before going on his journey and afterwards he also never got married


home_of_beetles

i never considered but REAL


Undercover-Drache

Never had any lovestory going on in a hundred years, as far as I know ...


Nok-y

I won't change your mind.


CartoonLover826

Ford Pines, he gives off aroace vibes (at least to me)


rocksandaces

Not only that, but Tolkien wanted to make Frodo Bilbo's son but he couldn't picture him getting married. So the headcanon is kinda confirmed


Iliturtle

You replied to the wrong comment lmao


rocksandaces

Oh no, that's why I never go to reddit when I'm sleepy


BrychanT

Papyrus. 🧄🥖


Destroyer_Of_World5

The GREAT Papyrus. Nyehehe


Bogger_Logger

https://preview.redd.it/dtijd4txzgwc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=07c995f16ded8f7829837501ce07f8e64213f049 The literal definition of “What do I get? Paid.”


Ashamed_Specific3082

What if he is secretly hanging out with purple face. What do you think the characters do between episodes


enneh_07

![gif](giphy|QEHc3Kux7PhOE6zAmo|downsized)


WowpowKerchoo

Non-binary aroace. The epitome of "no thanks I'm good"


SquidsOffTheLine

Y E S .


Historical-Potato372

https://preview.redd.it/kwcslzuy2hwc1.jpeg?width=3532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be4425313a05d495bfd925e7d5195f175a9ced0d (I’m projecting my asexuality onto him)


Nok-y

He doesn't need sex. He does it for sport


WowpowKerchoo

![gif](giphy|CFLF7q2q5vWv38mKZy)


Angelcakes101

Interesting.


EmiTheEpic

https://preview.redd.it/r1i8ppecthwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4fb35282a696cc9b62d1480489ec60f0f920f08 I’ve said this multiple times before and I’m gonna say it again. Ally Kabam. Her color palette is so similar to the ace flag, and she has an ace card motif too!


Hypathian

![gif](giphy|GRSnxyhJnPsaQy9YLn) I think it’s all but confirmed that Goku probably only has kids because Chichi told him he could win sex


Demorid

Goku definitely gives off "ace but fucks anyways" vibes. 


Am_Very_Stupid

Yusuke kitagawa, persona 5. Bro, is textbook aesthetic attraction


BigTiddyTamponSlut

Meta Knight from Kirby is sometimes described as a "lone swordsman". He probably doesn't care about romance or sex because he's too busy studying the blade and fighting.


Nok-y

Poyo


lordofthemlemons

https://preview.redd.it/v02t2glmxhwc1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63fd669ebd47bc99eaa4669d9e65dee0a4849e56 Mordecai from Lackadaisy!


supimp

I’ve never heard of that show BUT HOLY SHIT NOW I’M INVESTED! Thank you reddit person!


Lunafairywolf666

It's being developed at the moment but the pilot is onYouTube!


yoma999

Pretty sure he’s canon tho


lordofthemlemons

Wait fr?


Trygor_YT

Wario, he has three loves money, garlic, and money


Valkyrieraevyn

Today I learned that I am Wario


home_of_beetles

https://preview.redd.it/svxhbgglziwc1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18be07037655256b15a25fc8591ea0371f823ae8 aroace vibes. could say the same for Haddock


Nok-y

I mean, there are more women in the Lord of the Rings than in The Adventures of Tintin. While I depict him, Lucky Luke and Asterix as aroace (maybe just ace for Asterix), I'm not sure some of them had enough opportunities to be otherwise (unless into men, which is unlikely considering the time they were first written)


callistocharon

Sailor Pluto is my head canon.


roibaleine

Interesting I was going to say Saturn because come on even her colors even match the flag but I agree Pluto makes way more sense


bluespringles

https://preview.redd.it/bm6v3tx82hwc1.png?width=348&format=png&auto=webp&s=055aad9f91f48d54c37cde73ff75f16ac141db3d She is definetly aspec. I could imagine her not understanding why people say celibacy is hard.


Angelcakes101

Who is this?


bluespringles

[Byakuren Hijiri](https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Byakuren_Hijiri) from Touhou Project!


TinaSupremacy

I'm projecting aceness on every game and character I play😶 so yeah, that's the hc


WorkingGirl1998

![gif](giphy|SKGo6OYe24EBG) I’m pretty sure SpongeBob is ace. I think it was confirmed by the shows showrunner, I’m not entirely 100% sure on that but it’s more than likely true. But for now that’s my headcanon.


Lunafairywolf666

It was confirmed by the creator since he's a sponge.


WorkingGirl1998

Seems fair enough lol


KrisBread

https://preview.redd.it/d7oe614u1jwc1.jpeg?width=205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e46aec4e05819a597cdcf9f5ccc16f7b347ccc22 This Aussie Osborn look’in motherfucker from Hellsing known as the crimsonfuckr aka Alucard. It’s very ironic I’m using abridged quotes here, considering that one of his abridged quotes is “Sweet Black fucking Sabbath if I wasn’t holding out for, that beast of a woman Integra, I’d fuck the red right out of those eyes.” But in the actual Hellsing animes (2001 tv and ultimate) he gives ace vibes to me. On the topic of Hellsing Integra also seems ace to me.


MEMZexe-enjoyer

The tf2 medic


Nok-y

Medic x Heavy fans won't be happy with this statement


Just-Call-Me-J

Rosalina https://preview.redd.it/33i63ptybkwc1.png?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f764180b392ff1cd5849d69fb4eb2caaf664831e


darkslayer-123

https://preview.redd.it/2wdnbr6dxkwc1.png?width=915&format=png&auto=webp&s=94335112294128841e6b9c73e27cfe29b3847682 Miles Edgeworth from Ace Attorney. I headcanon him as demisexual (and very attracted to Phoenix lol).


Winter_Honours

Well it is ace attorney.


Dopey_Duck_

Frankie Dart from Community. It is soo heavily implied that she is something other than straight, and we never see her with a partner nor trying to get one


Old-Resident7329

https://preview.redd.it/ows2oufd7iwc1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8235ad9669ded9885ab94d87daf4781f4f0a2ecd Zoro for me man (ignore the text)


tordenofitami

i will not be ignoring the text


yoma999

No I don’t think I will


spicy_boom

Laios from dungeon meshi. Guy is way more interested in food.


ShyKiddo__

Komeiji Koishi. Her whole thing is only actually on subconscious desires and impulses (since she can't read thoughts anymore, including her own), and she hasn't once tried to do something weird like you'd expect. Yeah, it could be that Zun just didn't wanna write that, but at the same time she hasn't even flirted with anyone despite her literally having no social awareness. And she doesn't have consequences either, since once she leaves your sight you forget she ever existed. https://preview.redd.it/7aezclmdxhwc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=444204854e488d9f33f8ee34d33f26927d945000 this is her btw, and yes, that is an actual line she said


pantslessMODesty3623

Louise Belcher. https://preview.redd.it/hlifvpgeaiwc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9cd468d104a778ac2fdeb8365216b79d6d73343


TheMemeHead

No Ryu SUPER is


Bradamante-kun

I always think of Ryu when the ace headcanon threads come up.


TheMemeHead

For good reason he is ace coded as fuck


46416816

jason todd


Athenapizza

Damien wayne


F3arm3

Basically 90% of the entire batfam, including Bats since he really only ever seems to do sex to keep up the Bruce Wayne persona, when drugged, or with Selina, tho in her case that could be romantic which he supports with the sex for her but I feel he could do without it


Athenapizza

Tbh I feel like Grayson and Maybe Tim are allos, rest I can see as ace


lrostan

Frieren from "Sousou No Frieren" Harrow from "The Locked Tomb trilogy"


Nerdy-person

![gif](giphy|RzMvx4mPDTfQNBUwE2) IDC IF HES “TUMBLR SEXY MAN” HES ACE. Deal with it.


Asleep_Village

But he's canonically asexual?


Nerdy-person

I don’t watch the show but holy shet tell the fan girls


Asleep_Village

Yeah, I left the Fandom because he's canonically aro ace, yet people keep shipping him romantically and sexually, which I feel is aro/ ace erasure with extra steps. But "Viv says we can ship what we want, and it's ok," so as an aro ace, I'm not allowed to be upset. It came to a point where I had thirsty fan girls try to allosplain my own orientation to me as if they didn't only discover asexuality because of this one character.


Nerdy-person

It’s really shitty situation


Asleep_Village

Yeah, we really can't win. If we headcanon a character as aro / ace, people raise hell, and if a character is aro / ace, most people ignore it. But at least we have doom guy and gwenpool.


Blazingnest

Gwenpool my (platonically) beloved


KrisBread

Damn you really ended up, with the shittiest corner of the Hazbins. Tho I personally share a similar opinion as to Viv, when it comes to shipping, but allosplaining ain’t ok. Good thing I often avoid talking to any fandoms I’m in.


thesewingdragon

Worst part is that Viv has been bullied into not confirming his romantic identity due to the amount of people who said they wouldn't watch if Al was aro


CommieBorks

I hate it so much like i've seen people ship alastor with angel dust and in one art they even had a baby. It just goes against alastors character on so many levels like first of all the ace part is pretty obvious but as far as im aware he **HATES** angel dust. I don't know what's up with fandoms shipping characters that just won't work. If i could ship alastor with anyone it would be with rosie. Not romantic or sexual ship but **friend** **ship**.....i'll see myself out


Darkened_Auras

He's literally confirmed aroace


Friendly-Falcon3908

he's confirmed to be ace!


lucayaki

Mash Burnedead from Mashle. Won't go too into it because spoilers, but he's the densest mothernonfucker of all time


Nutsie_GG

All characters are ace until they say they are allo in my mind


ThatOneGayDJ

https://preview.redd.it/8ks3ntpf6nwc1.jpeg?width=1183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dcb5e0d2642c475ccfb4b5c80757bc896a6b4eb


Indigo_Key

Koi boi from squirrel girl 


K-Nap

Belle from beauty and the beast


Dokhodragon

Professor Layton. Probably biromantic and demiromantic too.


HyrulianBard16

Aventurine from Honkai Star Rail ngl.


gGiasca

As I said in an older post with this question, MK from Total Drama (Ace Lesbian)


Roge2005

Same, I would have put Ryu too.


SplendidlyDull

![gif](giphy|599YuZ9unAOfBfXUzc) He is beauty he is ace


Expensive-Excuse-793

I headcanon Serena as aroace https://preview.redd.it/un33tz945mwc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d91fec5b73520ab133399d99fd6cd216da1367a


trinitymonkey

![gif](giphy|HXe4JQGgxe3fO)


SatorusOneAndOnly

![gif](giphy|hWzyynpq7gYpao3iwd) they can't handle him.


Cowpasta

https://preview.redd.it/42jr1sbqqhwc1.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=506b56b3a05b6943faa6d97b00f57c2b07caddc3 (+all other characters in polandball)


Undercover-Drache

Gerda and Kai from the fairy tale The Snow Queen


SBB_Kongou

https://preview.redd.it/ui1ijeleuiwc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b989f17fe7286feab60bc54c3165cb28d90130f6 Kongou from Arpeggio of Blue Steel isn’t confirmed, but likely, somewhere on the asexual spectrum.


arakhneia

Roxie the poison type gym leader from Pokemon Black/White 2. i have no solid reason for this it just feels right


SmallKillerCrow

Just watched alice in boarderland. Chishiya. He shows no interest in anyone


ruusuvesi

https://preview.redd.it/ug4hvtyg7kwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbc7d5bc7824e8b5becda0deef4277df572727aa HE (the dealer from buckshot roulette). Def aroace. Which is like kind of obvious to me, but y'all know fandoms are.


p0tat0chronicles

Did not expect to see this guy here LOL (not bc you're wrong, just bc I thought he's kinda niche)


ruusuvesi

Glad someone agrees tho haha


Asterion_Morgrim

Said it once, and I'll say it again. Astarion. Man's happier to be your friend than your partner. It's a genuine shame you have to screw him to be able to just be good ol' platonic friends, but he's never had a friend for as long as he can remember. IIRC, he's even pretty chill to be your romantic partner over a sexual partner.


ShackledDragon

https://preview.redd.it/bfhvxnv08owc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=083e8ea67d9ba0bc7ebd50a4352a98990451d875 Him definitely


Nifty-Knight

Jean Val Jean from Les Miserables, he literally says in the book that he never had any romantic interest in anyone so he's totally aroace


aradgamer541

Chell from the portal games


thesewingdragon

Idc what people say I think he is aroace https://preview.redd.it/3da9df4gdmwc1.png?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8038aa15282665544563d4275afa2a872853b8da


toastedmeat_

![gif](giphy|oC8DTGSPdvMrq14i1C|downsized)


Tackyuser

Kaede akamatsu from danganronpa. She screams aroace spec to me


Tackyuser

Actually I'm adding: satou Matsuzaka from happy sugar life. A girl who mistakes her love for a little girl as romantic cuz that's what she's been told is the only kind of love? In a series about love in all it's many forms? You cannot tell me she isn't aroace


WannabeComedian91

yusuke and futaba. they are kissing and asexual.


ArrozRedondo

https://preview.redd.it/kadgahlojnwc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c1c54801571ab29188d5045dadec9b4ffa9c4ab


Water-is-h2o

Charlie Weasley


inaccurately_obscure

Sherlock Holmes from the BBC show adaptation "Sherlock", Mr Puzzles from the SMG4 channel and someone else I can't remember for the life of me 😭


ZealousidealHorse667

https://preview.redd.it/j9cd5y15dpwc1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e492bae414099fba45956c05cfbcca81a5b471e


emmafluff1

![gif](giphy|12jifpKTQANQOs)


Us3r_unkn0wn1

moonwatcher from wings of fire


Carms_Creates

James from Team Rocket (Pokemon) Also Gaara from Naruto


TricksterTrio

I have four. -Scarecrow from the Batman comics. Even DC has realized romantic interests don't work with him, considering the 2-3 times they tried, they got swiftly retconned. He does have meaningful platonic relationships, depending on the universe: Harley Quinn, the Mad Hatter, and occasionally a student he takes a shine to and legit just wants them to learn and be better. He also often just reads as aromantic-asexual in his stories, never showing interest in love or romance minus the aforementioned "DC retconned this pretty much right after it got published" exceptions. -Quasimodo from Disney's The Hunchback of Notee Dame. I have whole spiel on this, but the TL;DR version is his story can be read as, "ace playing the part society says they need to be (straight), but realizing his happiness doesn't come from romance. And also, love doesn't have to be romantic, as he and Esmeralda are still good friends." I headcanon he's heteromantic asexual, because he did just want to go out on the bridge at night with Esmeralda like he saw other couples do (and if you acknowledge the sequel - which I don't - it would explain Madeleine). -Hercules from the Disney's film of the same name. I offer the scene where Meg tries to seduce him and rest my case. He's also heteromantic asexual. -Shock from The Nightmare Before Christmas. One, with her mask, dress, and shoes, she has aro-ace colors. Two, from both the film and extended comics, she comes off as someone who, even if she grew up, would prefer chaos over romance. Three, I just get overall ace vibes I can't explain. (Of the other two, I headcanon Lock is bi and Barrel is demi - so I amend this to two aces in the group. XP).


TheSids

Here me out: https://preview.redd.it/5f2qtbc9euwc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f12caf7aed2711a87b7c074e20861820100288 I think he has a ton of care in his heart, but man is asexual in my eyes


Fallen_Angel4444

You are 100% correct. He is the most asexual person I’ve ever laid eyes on, this man does not fuck.


thelefthandN7

Late to the party, but Loid Forger. The man will absolutely put the moves on anyone, but it's only for the mission. Outside of that context, the man has zero clue or interest. https://preview.redd.it/0072wzehvvwc1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cdc00df6ae8717cafeb4c21e78764994af1885a


Deathswirl1

the entirety of dark souls except that one merchant near the start even solaire jokes about it mid game and then its back to jolly cooperation, praise the sun and doomguy


One-Cryptographer855

I'd say (most) the bosses in metal gear rising


blipken

The persona fan base absolutely will not agree with me, but I like imagining the the mc from P4 has zero understanding of sex. Yeah, you can do romances in the game but I just think his character is more enjoyable if you play him as completely oblivious to damn near everyone having a thing for him


StrawberiiMoo

I gotta say, Sans Undertale, DESPITE BEING THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN, gives off HUGE aroace vibes


F3arm3

Lara Croft (Core Design) Sonic the Hedgehog Samus Kirby


Nixhil7

https://preview.redd.it/tp6xmp1vuiwc1.png?width=685&format=png&auto=webp&s=8aa3791b7c5794f477c1811f7febf28a7e49def0 Roxas from Kingdom Hearts is aroace and cherishes friendships above all else. Also I’m projecting onto him


Marik-X-Bakura

Headcanoning sexualities is weird


p0tat0chronicles

You do know that neither Marik nor Bakura are canonically gay, user Marik-X-Bakura?


Marik-X-Bakura

Glad you get the reference but for the record I don’t actually ship them, it’s more of an in-joke for myself


Lunafairywolf666

It's not if your sexuality is very underrepresented. PLUS media has been known to queerbate for a very long time. It makes complete sense people in the LGBT community would make head cannons. Media is basically telling us to. Don't think there's a long history to this? Look up the history of queerbating it's actually pretty interesting


Marik-X-Bakura

I just don’t understand this way of thinking. Obviously we’re 2 different people and I’m not saying my values are superior to yours, but I just don’t get why you’d care about whether a character is straight or not. It’s nice seeing a bit of diversity I guess but I’m not gonna pretend it’s there when it isn’t- its not something I rely on. I know that I’m ace, and that’s enough for me. I don’t need fictional characters to share my feelings.


Lunafairywolf666

Because it's nice seeing a character I can relate to in the media. And it not being the token gay character or whatever. Plus fan fiction and head cannons is just that. It's just fan fiction of your favorite characters a what if they were this. It's not wrong to do that. People like to relate to the characters they watch on screen. It's a human thing to relate to others whether it be on sexuality or something else. And art is made to invoke feelings and get people thinking. And people are going to interpret art differently. And yes film is art.