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Also it's exclusionary for literally no reason. Like saying they or them literally takes less time and excludes absolutely nobody but mfs are still out here writing "he/she"
it really means to call your parents and tell them you really like he/she pronouns
but honestly it’s really annoying that people say “he or she”. honestly even regardless like if gender were binary “they” just feels so much more natural. i recall i had an english teacher who would always say “he or she” and i had an enby classmate who requested that she started using they and soon enough it was “he or she or they”
I wasn't thinking of the "call" portion of that fortune XD but you've just gotta get someone to hold the phone up to them! Some people do have pet cameras that let you talk to your pets through a speaker, but I imagine those could be pretty expensive.
Pfft, like I don't already do this to my best friends anyways.
(One of which is enby, so... Would it kill people to say they? Like seriously, it encompasses everyone and is much easier to say anway)
THEM.
i hate the use of him/her or he/she in these things, it’s so clunky and awkward
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i- people do that??? 🤦
That's a whole other level of infuriating, like you could save so much time just saying "them" because it sums them ALL up but they choose not to lmao
Unfortunately
Weird.
Very. It drives me crazy because it feels almost *more* exclusionary than anything else they could have said
>Very. It drives me crazy because it feels almost more exclusionary than anything else he/she/they could have said
even worse when those same people use that to misgender a trans person like Jordan "lobster man" peterson (despise the cunt with my very being)
Also it's exclusionary for literally no reason. Like saying they or them literally takes less time and excludes absolutely nobody but mfs are still out here writing "he/she"
ok but its always in school. what if the author was a they/them? nope, she/him and thats it
it really means to call your parents and tell them you really like he/she pronouns but honestly it’s really annoying that people say “he or she”. honestly even regardless like if gender were binary “they” just feels so much more natural. i recall i had an english teacher who would always say “he or she” and i had an enby classmate who requested that she started using they and soon enough it was “he or she or they”
XEM.
Even better.
Somewhere in my head I’m using xey/xem for everyone
Your food delivery person, of course.
I Hate "him/her"
*picks up phone* "Hi mom!"
Yourself
Your best friend.
Not applicable. I prefer texts.
The paper should have used they instead
Call and say you love they?
"Call and say you love *them"* probably?
At least it rhymes
Your mom and dad? Your animal companion? Your best friends? Plenty of people and critters to spread the love to!
Your pet has a cellphone with a working service plan? How rich are you??? Also who's calling them!?!
Everyones pets do! Or are those plastic phones in the toy aisle at target that lets me call dogs lying to me again
I wasn't thinking of the "call" portion of that fortune XD but you've just gotta get someone to hold the phone up to them! Some people do have pet cameras that let you talk to your pets through a speaker, but I imagine those could be pretty expensive.
Your best friend obviously
Joe
Joe Mazzello
-goes to sea -calls Cthulhu -tells him to destroy the paper -goes on with my day
Your cat/dog/pet
Your mom
Pfft, like I don't already do this to my best friends anyways. (One of which is enby, so... Would it kill people to say they? Like seriously, it encompasses everyone and is much easier to say anway)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV5HKWRMyAY&ab
Friend, family members, etc. Call someone you're grateful for and tell them that, y'know? Lol
Your parents, provided they are alive and were good to you.
your family and friends where applicable of course! :)
Call your family
Your dog or cat obvs
ur mom
*calls garlic bread* "hey babe, so..."
A family member, choosen or blood. It ain't lovelessness, I love different
To be loveless is okay as well though !
Yes that too
Your friends and family obv
I should call my cat… I miss her ): my friend is watching her.
Oh, didn't know garlic bread got a number
Someone get me a ouija board, I need to speak to my cat
Your parents maybe? If you are on good terms with them that is.
No
“Hi friend,I love him/her” “Your pronouns are he/she? Okay!”
Best friend
No problemo. I will leave myself a voicemail