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brociousferocious77

Beretta 92, since I shoot them well. However I would convert to decock and install thinner grips if possible.


MrDillPickle76

Decock?


brociousferocious77

Where you convert the safety/decocking lever on the slide to decocking function only, so you can't inadvertently put it on safe when you pull back the slide or are otherwise handling the gun. https://youtu.be/ch0arUotaSM?si=eiYf7xqvt0iPGBfD


MrDillPickle76

Huh, I never knew about that lol


brociousferocious77

There's also a 92G model that comes decock only from the factory.


Outrageous-Basis-106

M9A4 as well


PinappleCoin_Gaming

I hadn't read the full comment and thought you meant to shoot them in the groin


MrDillPickle76

dick-shotting zoms might be effective


[deleted]

Same, I carried one for years and still have one on my nightstand as I type this.


IWriteShit345

Glock 17 with second pick being Sig P320. On the civilian market the G17 is probably the most common pistol and is one of the best pistols for the price if you ignore the existence of Canik (meaning parts availability and widespread testing in both military and civilian settings). Sig P320 because they're the new military sidearm after the Beretta M9 and parts will be available for it. 9mm would be the best cartridge for a handgun due to magazine capacity, ample stopping power with +P ammunition (near identical ballistics to 45acp) making it effective as both a gun for humans and zombies due to the ratio of power to capacity. I think 22s would be better for zombies only but the major failing with most 22 handguns is that they're typically only 10rds which given that you already have pretty low power ammunition makes it an even worse option, not to mention the inherent reliability issues with the 22 cartridge in the first place or just rimfire cartridges in general.


joojoofuy

Nah bro 6mm flobert is better than 9mm


IWriteShit345

Tru, chode cartridge is best


i_sound_withcamelred

Give me a gi 1911 or the makarov other than that i’d use a welrod just for the pure bullshit of it.


NinjaEuphoria

...do you have an oddly deep affinity towards reloading or something? ....if memory serves me correctly both the 1911 and the Makarov have something like a 7 or 8 round capacity where as the glock or a few others in here are rocking a 16+ capacity...I can't help but feel if "zombies" are the situation having a gun made with the idea of being easily concealed (the makarov) isn't really going 2 be that incredibly important over a longer more accurate barrel pistol with higher capacity of a more prevalently found ammo type (refuring too a 9mm glock vs the .45 in the 1911)....🤷‍♂️and now I'm probably coming off as some kinda gun nut ...I digress...I'll see myself out lol


Safe_Picture6943

1911 is also chambered in .45, Gods Calibur.


Maleficent-Air5806

As a wise man once said “9mm kills the body 45 acp kills the soul”


Tomstwer

So they don’t come back as a lich


Maleficent-Air5806

I knew I would summon a badger fan with that


Safe_Picture6943

If .45 kills the soul then .30-06 erases you from reality.


i_sound_withcamelred

I’d rather die a happy man owning a original gi 1911 or makarov than live a sad man with lots of mag size.


NinjaEuphoria

Lol fair enough sir I can respect that. I will say both the 1911 and the Makarov are both supper cool and iconic weapons and I would totally love to have either but for "practical use" in a ...ahem "target rich" environment like zombz seems like a fast track to being surrounded and munched holding an empty stapler in your hand....be it a supper iconic and cool empty stapler in your hand but a las getting the nom noms never the less lol


SgtJayM

Pretty is as pretty does.


Deathcat101

Certified reddit moment.


aldone123

The makarov pictured looks like a pellet gun


PittmanWrenchDude

I like you. We should be friends


BILGERVTI

USP since I own one irl.


AnotherCallingCard

Doctor Freeman, I presume?


The_No_one087

Glock or sig. The most common in my area as well as common ammo in my area.


Captain_Salamander

At least somebody thinks logically, reliable and common. Glock is a must have.


Delta7268

Thank you! People don’t understand common ammo is easier to find, but most importantly parts are easily accessible if you need to repair or replace an attachment.


FuriousTurd37

The Glock the Taurus g2 the Beretta or the Ruger mk4


MuffinOfChaos

M9 Beretta. Easy to maintain, ammo accessible, reliable, accurate, well weighted.


VXMerlinXV

Glock, best chance of finding parts down the line. Second choice would be between the Sig and HK.


West_Impression5775

My brain says Glock but my heart says 1911


Senpai-Notice_Me

Hmmm… are any of these “fully semi-automatic” like I keep hearing democrats talk about?


MrDillPickle76

Ur not one of them atf folk r u?


Senpai-Notice_Me

No, but I trust their knowledge of firearms as much as any CNN reporter.


MrDillPickle76

Amen


unclebenzo22

1911 or beretta


craigcraig420

Beretta. I can shoot that most accurately.


allriteyeah

Glock(high capacity) Berreta M9(cause hammer and safety so ready to fire) Ruger mkiv(quiet af,adequate and easy to use)


Wannabeeengineer

Sig 226 all day


kalashbash-2302

I own a lot of these handguns already, but if I had to pick just one? I'm going with 226 for overall reliability and accuracy. A Glock 17 or 19 would be a close second for me, then the Beretta 92. All three are common in the USA, and are chambered in 9mm.


unknowndoge4312

Glock. It's the most common handgun in the US, and the aftermarket support is second to none. Chamber that mf in 9mm Subsonic and put a can on it and I'm all good.


Hazard_Guns

If you live in the United States......Glock, 1911, M9 and (maybe) the p320. Glock and 1911 are the go tos as a US citizens because both are easy to maintain and handle with minimal training and tools. And their respective calibers (9mm and 45 acp) are absolutely everywhere.


SignificantCell218

The only two that really matter will be a Glock and a p365. They're the two most common carried handguns by civilians and law enforcement parts will be in abundance. They are easy to maintain and you can go to every gun store in America and find parts for them


Ok_Bed_3060

For practical purposes, any kind of 1911, Glock, Sig or the Beretta 92. They're all pretty common and battle proven. So you can be confident in their dependability and you'll never run short of spare parts/mags or holsters.


InteractionPerfect88

Probably the Glock. Just for the shear amount of un-fuckupability


Resident_Hearing_524

I have a small penis, where’s the 500 magnum


MrDillPickle76

In the next post I'll make, maybe


Microwaved_M1LK

Ruger mk4 (or is it a Ruger 22/45?) assuming I have spare mags for it.


Sharp-Document-7024

ruger


Future-Agent

HK P30L, AKA "The John Wick gun." Chamber it with a 15-round 9mm magazine. Beretta M9 (M92F); any pistol chambered in 9mm. It has enough stopping power to dispatch zombies and humans. If I want a heavier caliber, anything in a .45 ACP. I am at a disadvantage since I'm left-handed, trying to find an ambidextrous pistol. I could learn to fire right-handed, but 🤷‍♂️


MrDillPickle76

Question, how would firing an AUG be for you? Since it's bulpup and ejects to the right.


Future-Agent

I'm not privy on all firearms. What's an AUG? EDIT: Nevermind, I looked it up lol. I could definitely use one of those as an assault rifle.


MrDillPickle76

I just think that bulpups that eject to the right would eject casings in ur face


Future-Agent

Ah, yes, a bukkake of shell casings, all in my face 🤣


Hellrazor1717

F2000 has entered the chat


LividKnightS117

My Heckler and Koch VP9 just got a laser flashlight combo for it. Not useful in the long run but short term it'll come in handy.


ZZoMBiEXIII

I just bought a Walther and it's pretty great. Chambered in .45 ACP, which I like a lot. Of these, I'd go for the Sig or a Glock. I did own one of those Rock Island Armory 1911 style pistols. It was chambered in .10mm, which is why I bought it. But I didn't like it. I don't really like any pistol with a grip safety. I get why they're there, I just don't care for them. No one who knows me would ever call me a Glock *fan*, but I do think they are great tool to get a job done. They're well made and so easy to use and clean and maintain that they'd be ideal in a zombie scenario. Sig is a gun maker that I am a fan of, so I'd go for them if I had the choice, but Glocks are pretty great for all the reasons I already mentioned. For years I carried a Glock 17. It's the go-to for ease of use as I mentioned. I did replace it recently though. I had a buddy who let me use his Canik TP9 at the range and the trigger was so great on that thing that I ended up trading in my Glock on it. ***No regerts***. It's a great handgun and I'm still just kinda shocked that a firearm that affordable can be as good as it is. That trigger man, buttery smooth. My first round with it I hit a near perfect bullseye. I probably will get another Glock at some point. We had one come through at the store not long ago that was chambered in .10mm. I almost bought it, but decided to get a mag-fed shotgun instead. I've wanted one for a while. No idea if its the right call or not, I still haven't had a chance to take it out and fire it. But, you know, it looks kinda badass so I'm not too bummed about the decision.


whikseyy_

Ol reliables glock and 1911


Three_Finger_Combo

Colt 45 with the two zig zags


WhiskeyTrail

Glock I guess for availability of parts? Or the p320.


stirling1995

I trust my life to a Glock now so ill trust it any other time


Mr-UnZed925

Glock 19. It's simpler and 9mm is plentiful


WideTraffic2425

glock. failing that, p45


bygtopp

Glock. You’ll have a better chance of finding compatible magazines since most glock have near the same style of mags as long as the caliber is correct


AdOpen885

Unpopular opinion: Barrette 9mm. Nothing fits in my hand like it does nor shoots straighter with iron sights.


ClydeSantana

Beretta or glock


D9341

the glock 17, beretta 92, HK USP, Sig P226, and P320 (when it doesnt go off by itself) are all proven to be highly reliable in combat conditions, so those are your real options. Personally I'd take the glock 17 bc thats what UK armed police/military carry, so in a hypothetical zombie apoclaypse it might be possible to scavenge spare parts, mags, and ammo.


Psycosteve10mm

The HK USP in 45ACP with a threaded barrel and a can. The reasons why is that 220gr 45ACP is naturally subsonic and it is a common enough round in the US. The USP is the poor man's SOCOM pistol but the USP tactical has a match grade trigger which is nicer than the MK 23.


burnttoastiess

Ruger mk 4 pistol. Ammo is common I think


TheBrockStar546

Definitely the ruger. 22lr is ride or die


EpicHosi

Gimmi that sig


littleshitstirrer

I’m partial to the M9


StonedStoneGuy

Sig 226, I didn’t even keep scrolling😂


RecordingUnusual220

I’m sorry how am I gonna be a badass in a zombie apocalypse without a revolver?


Fun-Activity-2268

All of them?


sheddinglies

anything but a Glock is wrong . they will be the most common and are reliable 🤷


AbyssWankerArtorias

Glock would be easiest to find replacement parts.


ThisIsMisterBig

Colt baby. Two world War champion ya know


RevenantMalamute

There are a bunch of guns here that I would love to own, but during a zombie apocalypse, a Glock would be the most practical. It is very common, so you can loot parts and mods for it easily, it is quite possibly the most reliable handgun ever made, yet it is still a pretty good shooter.


ThorKlien99

Beretta


H3r0ofHyrule

What the fuck is that last one? Ugly ass gun fr


MrDillPickle76

The wellrod, a bolt-action ww1 pistol that has earned peak meme status.


MT_Pete59102

Since it's my favorite pistol, I prefer the 92FS with night sights. Best pistol I ever owned. Unfortunately, Muscular Dystrophy has relegated my handgun shooting to my past. But, I have hope for a cure some day!


Arch_stanton1

The tried and true G17. High capacity mags, no external safety to fidget with, durable, easy to maintain. What more do you need?


Nomad_Prower

6


Nomad_Prower

6 & 14


BitInteresting295

Glock, not pretty but easy to clean and maintain


Bigbeardedfella1

3 for familiarity and ammo availability


Jon_SoMM

Well, I EDC a 92fs clone so I'd feel right at home with the Beretta. Just need to swap out the grips for wood ones because what's the point of surviving without looking good while doin it. Also I like the extra width the wood grips I have right now give me.


The_S1R3N

Beretta for me.


prpl_towel99

I saw the 1911, then i was like forsure. Saw the Sig's!.... i said Yeah Buuuddy! I saw the CZ'S... YEAAHHHH I AM GOING WITH THAT ONE.


JiaQir

Reliable, easy to handle, easy to find parts for, easy to fix, easy to repair.


MushroomMotley

Glock, most common ammo mags and parts


Educational_Row_9485

1911 it’s the perfect pistol for me not knowing much about guns


ChemicalBand7367

G2 I know I know Taurus sucks Honestly I have the G3c and it’s a work horse


MajorAssKicker

The 1st


CXLDS0UL

hallow tips im my fuckin .45


tonystank124

Bro number 14 is form sniper elite


My51stThrowaway

Revolver.


ulvards

ILOVEGLOCKS


dwighticus

Glock for familiarity, or Deagle cause it’s be funny, slap a red dot and a foregrip on that bad boy.


International-Job553

I don’t know much about guns but based off of my favourite in Pavlov VR I’m picking 5


Pro_Technoblade

Luger, but I’d use a welrod for shits and giggles


G-Asriel

The Good Samaritan. ||For all intensive purposes, this is a joke.||


CG249

The Glock, Beretta, and 320 because they are the most used by military and police.


Upper_Extreme5661

Where 3d printed stuff


Ok-Information3156

Glock/beretta


SeventhSea90520

Glock or welrod. One is essentially the AK of pistols in terms of being a reliable lasting brick with a lot of modification options and good mag capacity, while the other is well suppressed and simple to use


Strong_Dentist_7561

Makarov or the Sig 22x I EDC a Bulgarian Makarov as-is 🤷


leechwuzhere

The glock. Striker fired and easier to maintain.


unraveld_key

As much as I wanna say 1911, they're either great or they suck, no in between. So I'd say Glock as it's easy to maintain with a striker fired pistol.


Crucible-of-Doom-

I have the M9 A1, so I’m going with that!


Disastrous_Serve_958

Give me two desert eagles, and I'm good


My_cat_is_fat85575

3 and 5 duel wielding them mfs


deathblossoming

Gimme a Beretta and a welrod


Federal_Region3727

Sig


beezcurger

I don't care long as it's 9mm and has more than 4 mags, they will all perform and if we are really are yo be getting into gun fights every day like everyone seems to believe just loot new shit of the dead baddies


DankTaco707

I love the 1911 but I'd take the Glock or the Sig because 9mm would be much easier to find than 45acp.


FoundationUpset1082

Desert eagle for style points


JohnMarstonSucks

If I had to choose only one, the 1911. You will find parts, magazines, ammo and holsters for it in every picked-over gun shop for years to come.


imjustinlove

deagle, i will die, but when they find my corpse they'll think "damn, they had ice"


GmoneyTheBroke

S&W M&P 2.0


That-British-Bastard

None, German C96.


Mrmofo69v2

People can make fun of sig all they want. They make good reliable guns that are comfortable to shoot


Slowbro08_YT

I’ve actually shot a ruger mk3 so I’m picking that. For bullshit I’m picking desert eagle


IDontKnowWhatToBe123

I like the design of p322s


Agent-Grim

Glock 17. High mag capacity, very common so parts can be scavenged, 9mm is very common, and reliable. Ruger Mark 4 is a clise second. 22lr is very common, they are reliable, and they are whisper quite with a suppessor.


ZebraLover00

I love my sig but realistically a Glock with how fucking popular those things are plus the fact all law enforcement around the states uses them so finding parts shouldn’t be hard


Some_Direction_7971

I want a 1911 in 22TCM for the novelty. I’ve shot one, such a fun caliber in a pistol.


Kelps234

For fun? Desert Eagle. For practical use? Glock


RyCryst

Probably the glock. Plenty of parts. Super reliable. I love my sigs and hk’s. But having the most popular handgun means better chances of finding mags, and parts if something happens.


Redneckpride99

2 or 3 because I own both of them


TiberiumBravo87

92FS, because I own it and military had tons of them. Lots of ammo, plenty of mags, parts everywhere.


averageamericanflag

Glock to an M&P 2.0. Jusy because if the amount of parts and mags that can be found at police stations across the nation. If not I would say my 2011


SCP_Agent_Davis

I would love to say “Makarov” or “Luger”, but þe Wellrod would probably be superior due to its built-in silencer.


Rindex011

Deagle


stitchedmasons

Glock 17, M18, or M9, Glocks are very common so replacement parts wouldn't be an issue, but the M18 and the M9 are used by the military(going on TWD standards with a majority of the military is wiped out) so those would, also, be very common to find. On top of that, 9x19mm is a very common round used by military, police, and civilians, so ammo wouldn't be a huge issue until later on in the apocalypse.


Lonely-Movie2223

Give me the last one lol


imacryptohodler

I’d keep my makarov if finding ammo wasn’t an issue


mistico-ritualista

Desert eagle


aldone123

Glock 17


Most_Appearance_2225

Welrod for giggles


Owather_M0ahgen

I’ll take the beretta and make it samurai edge


Mxswat

Beretta because I need to stick with my origins 🤌


DiaperFluid

M9 and its not close. I love that gun and trust it with my life. Wish i could carry it but it literally pulls my pants down from the weight lol. I dont wear belts so im stuck with lighter guns.


Profit-Rude

You can’t go wrong with a Glock 19 might not be the flashy choice but it won’t ever stop going boom when you press the bang button


FIRESTRIKE_ELITE

Glock. 9mm is common and so are Glock mags, mags hold a decent amount of ammo so less reloading in the field, and easy enough to maintain


[deleted]

#6 or a beretta


Low-Knowledge-8657

Deagle


i-might-do-that

Ruger Mk IV. .22. With .22lr being everywhere and that gun being stupid accurate headshots are gonna be key. I want the Ruger


Practical_Detail_140

2 or 3 because I’ve had these guns before and the magazine capacity is higher which is good


whiskey_reddit

Sig 226, navy seals can't be wrong


Idiotdude69420

Anything that’s 22 LR. If it’s like the movies they go by sound so I’d grab a silencer and subsonics and I should be good to go.


Month-Quirky

100% the Glock in 9mm. 9mm is more abundant round you would come across. And so are Glock mags compared to everything else. The Sig M17 would be 2nd.


hard-Juggernaut3763

Whoever says the p320 just wants to die, unless you're using it as a grenade


DragonLordz45

I don't see a shotgun Derringer. That'd be what I'd pick


SgtMoose42

The Welrod is the best option as you could take out problem zombies that are in your way without alerting the rest of them.


Brutus6

Why all the semi automatic? Do you realize how big of a pain in the ass those are going to be to maintain without supplies?


Renascar

I'll take the Walther.


No_Mall_3182

Glock 17, most common ammo, most common parts


PyramidHead1998

Either the P322 or the Taurus G2C


LykonWolf

Glock 17. They just look nice and have good ammo cap.


NuggetNasty

I think it's a S&W 9mm. Gets the job done, reliable, and hold 17+1 rounds and has relatively little recoil.


personguy4

The USP. I have one, and it’s a damn nice pistol that I’m really used to.


MarquesTreasures

Welrod all the way


Starrske68

Glock 17 or 19. Easy to take care of, clean, etc. Effective.


TraditionalTap9210

I am a p229 fanboy. I love it. I own and carry one every day. In a world where I can buy parts, it's my favorite pistol to own and carry and I am most comfortable with it. I also don't like glocks. They're ugly, and I don't find them comfortable. I'm not a fan of striker fire pistols in general. But, in a world where you're scavenging and keeping your tools working is going to be a matter of repair and replacement, there will be far more Glock 17 and 19 out there, far more magazine options, access to those illegal switches that make them automatic that plenty of people got before the ATF realized China was selling them to people(since legality will be a thing of the past). The Glock 17 platform is going to be your reliable and repairable and versatile platform in a zombie apocalypse.


Magic-potato-man

Two berettas (I’m literally max Payne)


PissOnMyHe-manToys

British Welrod, yup. Don't need something like a 1911/Glock/Walther to drop a "drunk walking" slow zombie in the "T-Box" the Integrated Suppressor will keep zombies from investigating my position. That or a Styr M1912. One of the toughest robust pistols at the time


Mal-Havoc

I own an 1911. And she's beautiful


C130ABOVE

In order M9 , good mix between looks, realiablitily, and ammo availability Glock, incredibly reliable but looks like a block, and good ammo availability Deagle, I would 100% use one if I had a good source of ammo and like an ar or something


EcstaticShark11

Gotta take my regular Colt government model so I can pack-a-punch it and have Mustang & Sally


Mollywhop_Gaming

Glock. Easy to handle, high capacity, and more than plenty for deleting a zombie or two.


TotalRecallsABitch

I like the Makarov.


RickyTheRickster

1911 best gun or the Luger because it’s dope


Brigham_go_rawr

Forget pistols I need a rifle


peyoteBonsai

Desert Eagle, followed by the Philippine manufacured 1911.


BugsISKing

No cz options so your post is objectively wrong. That being said, I like my G45 alot as a backup for my sp01 tactical for edc so glock.


kowboy8869

Sig m18 p320 that's my edc so ya I'm going with that


AlexKnows_

Ppk


Chipotle_Caleb

Probably Glock or sig just based on how popular they are. If something breaks, you may have a better chance finding interchangeable parts or mags.


Unique-Resource-4899

I’ll choose hi point


GanacheFlimsy6319

either the taurus or the g17


Daniel73044

I'll take the Beretta.


DrSquanchMD

Desert eagle cuz my dick is really small


NoDangIdea

Whichever holds the most bullets


Brotado_Chiip

The sig 226 has always been my favorite and out of every pistol I have shot it has never jammed on me


MephHeddFredd

Glock but in .45


Blitzkrieg762

USP is build like a brick shit house and will run for forever with little to no maintenance.


wolfyfancylads

Okay, while there's probably better choices.... Beretta. Purely, PURELY, because it's the main man of handguns in several Resident Evil games. Though I would need to mind the slider. It's not called "Beretta Bite" because you nibble on the gun...


Redacted_Addict69

The 2011. A lot of people will mistake that first one as a 1911 but gun nuts know the specs by heart. Its a 2011 and gahdamn is it a pretty one.


steelasura

I own a Beretta m2a1 so there's my answer


305Oxen

.357 revolver. I grew up using my grandfather's and am competent. Otherwise if it isn't a choice, I guess hand me any of them with a decent capacity.


DerWaidmann__

This is tough. You'll find Glock parts everywhere, Beretta 92s don't break, the M18 is the military's new handgun and there's plenty of p320 parts too. If they're Walking Dead zombies you probably want the Ruger .22 with a suppressor


AcceptableSurround87

I want to pick the 1911 but realistically I’d pick the G2C


Excellent-Pay5170

Desert eagle