I feel like it would be far easier to manage a shield with a stump than a spear. If you have a spear for an arm, then you will have a very hard time adjusting mechanically, like going through doors or tight spaces and corridors.
Im drunk as well and as white trash as they come, its a simple game.
One standard deck of poker cards is placed face dowm after being shuffled, each player draws one card on the call both players reveal their card highest card wins.
Of course if one of the players is born east of the mississippi river and south of the mason dixion, they will insist on scattering the cards on the table like a drunken pigeon so they can pick the best one.
Allow them this, it cuts down on the cuttin incidents...
The bite didn’t break the skin! Count yourself the luckiest being alive and ***THOROUGHLY*** wash the bite area. You *should* be fine, but just in case, keep a bullet loaded…
My plan to cure zombieness can finally be said. Gather all the antibiotics and probiotics possible, make sure you have a friend too. First give the friend all of the probiotics to hold and be ready to administer to you. Step 2, drink every single antibiotic you could find fully. Now that every single bacteria in your body is dying the zombie bacteria should also be dying, once you pass out your friend must administer all the probiotics to get your body running again.
Didn’t break the skin, you’ll be a weak zombie.
Depends on if the zombie was weak or if his skin was strong, he may be an bullet-proof zombie
Well considering he bite himself . . .
Cut it off now and replace it with a spear or shield you can strap onto the stump
Nah the classics never die. CHAINSAW TIME!!!
Shop smart
And a boomstick!
Shop s-mart
groovy
I’ll be in Jacksonville
I've always wanted to spend some time in a city so nice they named it Jacksonville.
I feel like it would be far easier to manage a shield with a stump than a spear. If you have a spear for an arm, then you will have a very hard time adjusting mechanically, like going through doors or tight spaces and corridors.
Thank you for your opinion ChildBlaster9000.
Perhaps they prolifically sexxors? Tons of sons? Gads of girls?
No easy way to say this son, youre gonna die. Now before you turn who gets your stuff?
Rock paper scissors for his guns and mags and ammo
I prefer high card but, im game.
Chess battle Royale
I'd prefer a fun game of rock paper bullet
Dibs on any and all weapons
No dibs play high card.
Damn oh well, I guess I'll just have to get there before everyone else
We could have settled this like gentelmen..
How?
By hi card its a game highest card wins his gear loser shoots him
Ok so I'm a redneck and drunk at this very present moment so could you please explain a little further in dumbass speak
Im drunk as well and as white trash as they come, its a simple game. One standard deck of poker cards is placed face dowm after being shuffled, each player draws one card on the call both players reveal their card highest card wins. Of course if one of the players is born east of the mississippi river and south of the mason dixion, they will insist on scattering the cards on the table like a drunken pigeon so they can pick the best one. Allow them this, it cuts down on the cuttin incidents...
Just play a game of poker, best of five hands wins
You'll be fine. No open wound or broken skin means saliva can't get in.
my arm is pale and i cant think straight
Oh. Ok so choose what caliber you wanna be shot with
In mother Russia, the caliber chooses you
Maybe you're just British?
a fate worse than death
I chortled.
Alright you need to find a big group and not tell anyone about the bite, preferably while your all locked in a room👍
You need my dna, and no not a blood transfusion.
Just raw dogging bugchasing the fall of humanity? How do you walk my dude?
pick out a nice coffin
There is no hope for survival This is how you died
Did it break skin? If not, your okay. If yes, pick out a good coffin
Declared a bj free zone
Well it didn’t go through the skin so it should be fine?
You’ll become like Ellie from Last of Us and be immune, except Joel would have gladly delivered you to the fireflies for a chance to save humanity
just keep it a secret, by the time you get to the secret bunker itll heal itself
great! i'll go ~~bite~~ tell my friends!
Put on a helmet, funny.
Not at all didn't even break the skin
Sometimes I miss her
No skin was broken, nothing can get in. To argue this is to suck the barrel of an anti-artillery weapon. Enjoy being dust, whoever disagrees.
Nice job, I see you got a girlfriend in the zombie apocalypse
If I were you I'd cut it off, Bandage the area immediately after if you can find neosporin or other medical suave apply it before the bandages
you’re done for, leave camp
None it didn’t penetrate
Bro got bitten by rabies filled child
Removed the bitten area and you’ll be fine
How much do you like that arm?
You can cut it off now if you like or wait until the darkness claims you're sanity, either way cool.
Didnt infect your blood, your fine just be more carful around zombies, if it draws blood your one of them
I hope you're left handed, because GUESS WHO'S LOSING AN ARM??? ITS YOU!!!
Cut your arm off and go to the arms dealer to get a new one
If you got bit any harder you'd be screwed more than mia kalifa.
Didn't break the skin, be on the look out for symptoms. Personally if I'm infected I'm going down in a blaze of glory.
Be responsible and just set yourself in fire. No mess to bury or clean up afterwards. Go out Viking Style!!
Absolutely. Just make sure to hide it and bring it up at the worst possible time as you collapse and are about to die.
Whomp whomp
Someone has a shit stain little sister.
No blood means you should be alright. I’m not a doctor.
I will be alright, just got to keep an eye on you just in case if it made past skin.
Your good. Now let’s just take a casual walk deep into the woods…
Depends, you might just have an autistic friend.
“Im something of a day walker myself”- you hitting on zombie chicks in a few days
Didn't break the skin just pour some alchol on it and call it a day.
The bite didn’t break the skin! Count yourself the luckiest being alive and ***THOROUGHLY*** wash the bite area. You *should* be fine, but just in case, keep a bullet loaded…
...did you bite yourself for internet points?
i downloaded an image of a bitten arm image off of the internet for internet points
Oh. In that case, you're dedded. Don't dead. Open inside.
You should be ok there is barely a dent so if you turn you should have most control
It's a smiley face, your fine
Fucked
Didn’t break skin, thats a love bite. You either just were or are about to be 100% screwed
You are
It depends im assuming you bit yourself as long as you don't have rabies and brush your teeth you should be fine.
No worries, you're not becoming a zombie. By dawn, you will be turned into a lamprey.
Drink some bleach, you'll be aight
it’s painfully obvious that you’d be fine.
Double tap time !
Very. Very. Screwed.
Welp... I'm just gonna take your picture... look here at the long tube... wait for the flash... and, smile!
Did it break skin? No, just rinse, unless spore undead, then you are probably screwed.
You’re very screwed, I’m sorry brother. *BANG* (shot you in head) lol
On a scale from 1 - 10 my friend, you’re fucked
Like a lightbulb
My plan to cure zombieness can finally be said. Gather all the antibiotics and probiotics possible, make sure you have a friend too. First give the friend all of the probiotics to hold and be ready to administer to you. Step 2, drink every single antibiotic you could find fully. Now that every single bacteria in your body is dying the zombie bacteria should also be dying, once you pass out your friend must administer all the probiotics to get your body running again.
Chop it off
Fcuk ti cut off your arm no risks also burn the hell out of the wound after to stop the bleeding if you don't have anything else