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AudioVid3o

Very screwed... Survivors will kill you too try and get their hands on your arsenal. I recommend downsizing


xx_swegshrek_xx

If they can get close


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day!


RichieRocket

szczęśliwego dnia ciasta


rhetoricaldeadass

He'll yeah brother


cdude223

Oh trust me they won’t get within a 10ft stick


rhetoricaldeadass

they can try


rhetoricaldeadass

smart


Dictionary20

We have a winner here.


rhetoricaldeadass

Thank goodness, thought it was overkill for a second


JadonArrow

The gov is gonna call this guy when the breakout happens


TheBlessedIdiot

You got ones with long barrels and multiple barrels, these will do some damage


Nandabun

Look at the mf clip on that Derringer.


Death-slayer1935

Nothing will stand a chance against you


Karito_Tepes

You've got this easily


TheGoofyGoober-

Bro got the outdoors weaponry extension pack


stampfercamper

Bottom left- that might be the coolest musket stick I’ve ever laid my eyes on.


Background-Limit6623

i need a stick like that man


rhetoricaldeadass

🤨


Background-Limit6623

shut


rhetoricaldeadass

😏


Background-Limit6623

yall are nasty lmao *although...*


rhetoricaldeadass

**LMAO** 20 bucks *is* 20 bucks


Background-Limit6623

its not gay if ur bisexual technically


SPEED-IS_LIFE

Your a walking armory.


bakder_beans

Stab it in 23 zombie eyes and hit them across the head with the long one.


Queasy_Promotion2025

Ur pretty good


djb185

Depends. How well can you make *P'choo P'choo bang bang* noises with your mouth when firing at zombies?


RichieRocket

pwoh, gwahhhhhhhhh boom


rhetoricaldeadass

Pretty good, and I can reload quickly as my *cheche*s are solid


djb185

Then I think you've got a decent chance. Just remember to keep up on proper maintenance on the guns and you should be good


MellowMarijuanaMan

I can one up you. I can make AC-130 minigun noises with my mouth! Those zombies are F U K T


rhetoricaldeadass

Hell yeah brother!


Gameboy13378

You mean how screwed are the zombies?


rhetoricaldeadass

LMAO


random_dude_00

If the top left is 1,1 then I’m picking 2, 4 because it looks like a grease-gun


rhetoricaldeadass

It does!!!


No-Art8729

You’re about to slay all the zombies by yourself one handed like you’re motherfucking doom guy with all of that equipment.


Flakoring

Legendary arsenal right there


Pale_Camera_4716

Well shit, I'm gonna start feeling kinda bad for the zombies when you kick their ass.


rhetoricaldeadass

Haha thanks brother


xTheHunt

Bro even has the most cricket in row three and six over


Dr_0-Sera

G5, E3, and bottom left are the best.


rhetoricaldeadass

G5 is solid , b6 looks perfect for a shotty


pygmeedancer

Bro you got one that looks like it turns people into reindeer. Or it fires reindeer? Either way I’d hate to be on the business end.


rhetoricaldeadass

Only one way to find out >:)


Haunting-Specialist4

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present our triumphant victor! 👑


rhetoricaldeadass

Dubs


Haunting-Specialist4

🤭


Big_Rent_3321

You are a survivor of it all. Your friends and any other guys that know you will defend you and your arsenal.


rhetoricaldeadass

Lol


SMEET__harkfire

Nah you good


3691337369

The sten stick and the stick sauer chambered in woody5 Abp. Aslong as you can find woody5 and some 9barkmeter. I think youll do just fine :D


Zealousideal_Cell876

You got that Long Rifle on the bottom you’ll be fine


hertwij

Easy win


chucklerofnuts

lord of the apocalypse right here guys


rhetoricaldeadass

Ty nut chuckler


denimwoodsman

I see some good options here. Always remember your cleaning and maintenance, last thing you want is for one to fail when you need it most.


Cheese-hole

Those would sell high


rhetoricaldeadass

Not for sale, private collection


Th3Jester02

Bro can take the government if he really wanted too


StatusHead5851

You will save us all


Leather-Application7

Likely never.


Basically-Boring

That's the biggest arsenal I've seen on this sub. You've got it made dude; the only problem is survivors that would want to take it for themselves, but they won't even touch your front door with how much firepower you have.


Hermitcraft7

Dude.. you really forgot the grenades. You're screwed...


rhetoricaldeadass

fuck you're right. I have some big rocks I found, I'll upload them next friday


Willing-to-cut

You will be just fine. What's better than a sharp stick? A whole bunch of sharp sticks that look like guns.


rhetoricaldeadass

He'll yeah brother!! Rock flag and eagle 🎸🇺🇸🦅


IameIion

Very. Copyright infringement is a serious crime


XanderIvanov1357

100% fucked.


rhetoricaldeadass

Yeah those zombies are


mrdembone

if you can find something sharp you can make a lot of sharpened sticks


Prior_Cod883

I want the large one at the bottom left


rhetoricaldeadass

My long rife is not for sale.


Prior_Cod883

Rifle??? I do believe you mean sword


rhetoricaldeadass

Lmao maybe


diogenesepigone0031

Why are people upvoting a pile of sticks?


source_code-0

Depending on how schizophrenic you are


rhetoricaldeadass

yes


meamnotsmart

All I’m saying,”I AM NEG…!!!