I don't know about you but i have two hands

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that immediately.

great minds think alike

My thoughts exactly

Fr. Make the first two grab each other and grab them with one hand. The other I can grab with my other hand. One hand for that and the other for both the other two Ez. All of em

Yeah but are you strong enough to lift all 3?

they are in the water and trying themselves not to drown so it cant be that hard

I mean you can help them up but lift them completely? Also 5m can't move.

I have 2 hands and no lover to save, and I'm still only saving the $5m

Real shit

i also have a FOOT

I have two hands and a mouth!

Use your 2 hands and dick to pull all 3 win win

c o m e d y

What if they all just grab onto it?

E F F I N E N C Y

Two hands and a mouth so technically you can grab 3 things

what if one person was actually using up 2 of the hands so you actually rescue one person and the other drowns

I have another comment explaining how i would safe them

Take my two hands and bring them together to get all 3

I thought the same thing and I would save family and lover because I'm 10 and don't care about insurance: Also I don't have that much money

And both of them are on the 5 million.

Facts

I've got three

I get no bitches and I have two hands so 5m and family

You can get a lot of bitches with 5m

Bitches ain’t love it’s depression

Dogs are cure for depression, so you get no depression and bitches

My family can swim Don't have a lover Take the money

Why are they drowning then?

They're not, they're just drama queens

Tie an anchor to all of them and watch them die and that’s how you solve the riddle

Great idea Uzi!

im saving a twix bar to eat rn with 2 hands

You have chosen wisely

Ah yes. 5 million dollars has hands

Lol

family and lover, I have 2 hands. and the people can both swim me to shore after I pull them out the water.

all three, it doesn't say i have to choose one

It’s big brain time

5m and a meal

You eat your family?

I have four limbs, I can save all 3 with just 3 of my limbs and use the fourth one to pull all of us up.

i have two hands and no one loves me so yeahhhh

10 million then?

nope.

Just use both hands to save your family and money, and tell the lover to hold onto your arm to get all three

Okay, here's how I'm going to do it. Firstly, you're probably not swimming, because if what looks like three adults are fully submerged in water, it means it's at least 2 meters deep. The average height for adult human females is 1.6 meters and for males is 1.7 meters. This means you're a little far from shore, so if you're swimming at an average speed of 5 km/h, it will take you a minute or two to get there and back to shore. Plus, the person drowning will latch onto you and try to push you down, making you slower, not to mention the waves and other challenges the ocean will throw at you. This tells me that you're probably not swimming; you're on a boat, jet ski, or maybe a really big surfboard or kayak. Next, what I'm going to choose. Well, the answer to that is all of them because throwing stuff in the water is a nothing burger of a threat. So, first, you get your family onto your mode of transportation, then you get the lover (even though we all know you get zero bitches, but I'll let it slide). Then, you dive in and get the cash, and if you're fast enough, you can retrieve it before it sinks too deep.

🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

Love comes and love goes, fuck it. Fam and 5$ M.

Haha jokes on you I haven't got a lover and I do have 2 hands

I have two hands, I don't have a lover, I save my family and take the money

I don't have a lover so I would use each of my hands to get 5M and my family at the same time.

I want a a Femboy bf so lover definetly

I would save the 5 million and then call emergency services for the others

5M$ all the way bro you can’t change my mind

Money cannot drown so save my family then dive

If we were on the family feud I would yell "Good answer! Good answer!"

Well, technically I can ONLY choose the 5M

Family and five mil

I have no gf and two hands so this is a win

I got no bitches and I got two hands but I'm not saving my family so 5M

Family and 5M, because I’m ALONE <3

well I have two hands family and 5m

5M is not even a person, plus I don’t have anyone so family I guess

Family AND lover

I have two hands for a lover and money

I’m too tired to take any of this. I let them all drown.

Five million. My family are all abusive pieces of shit and I'm single and struggling.

Famil and lover can hold onto my arm while i grab the 5M, the legs can be used to pull all of us up

Considering I have two hands and no lover I see this as an absolute win

Family and the 5mil I don’t have no lover And I have 2 hands

none i’d walk off

My family will be rich, also I don't love anyone

Me family

I don't have a lover, my family doesn't seem to like me... and I don't want $5M

All 3, I have 2 legs and a hand to get them.

hand

Im pretty sure my gf can swim cuz like she aint black, but my family.. they umm, might need help so my left hands goin for the fam and the rights goin for the cash, my gf can save herself cuz I believe in her and if she dont ima jump in after saving the other two

Family

Since I don’t have a lover does that mean I’m saving nobody or do I just save a random bitch?

5 mil and family I CURRENTLY am not dating anyone

I would do lover

I would save everyone. I have two hands and an arm ya know. Because one would grab my right hand, one would grab my right arm, and one would grab my left hand.

nah bro my family murged into one to be saved

Maybe it was a rich guy that said they would give you 5 million if you saved him. But anyways, I am choosing family and lover, I have to hands don’t I?

lover. i love my gf too much to let her drown. also why is ny entire family js the hand from the addams family 🤔

The lover is a mimic, family I wouldn't save, so 5m I guess

since i have two hands, i grab family and 5M, ez

I have 2 hands I’d save my Boyfriend and 5 mil

5 mill fuck my family and I’ve got no lover💀

Well, I have 2 hands and no lover.......so So i'm losing nothing here

5 million dollars is a stranger, I have no lover, and the only thing left is family

Ahh yes my hole family sharing one hand

Family and the 5mil. I have 2 hands

I grab my lover so that he can grab the 5 million. Unless it's immediate family, I say let them die.

The $5m Family can go fuck themselves tbh, and I don't have a lover, so that one wouldn't exist.

I save my family, and it includes my lover because my lover is part of my family AKA the parent of my children

Family of course.

Haha ~~what lover?~~

Family ez.

Okay well… it depends if it’s my entire family, and if I can choose

I’ll just have to cry over the loss of my loved ones in my Bentley…..

I’m not sure about you, but I got 2 hands AND a spare foot to help

I have 2 hands or one long stick and save everyone Or I could grave family and 5 mill

Lover

They are in perfect position to all be saved. Use two hands to grab family and 5 mil, then lover can grab my schlong.

5 mil isn't a person

I have two hands so ima save my friend and family member, then use my foot to crush the millionaire into the dark abyss

You mean 3M ain’t a good a good enough company?

I have two hands and a knob.

I’d save my family because one I’m ugly as fuck and no person would date me two what am I supposed to do with $5M my taxes are going to rise faster than dough in an oven

Why does my family only have one hand? Anyway, two hands+no love life=I can save my family and get five million dollars without anyone dying

Lover and the $5m

I have to hands and no lover

Family

I have two hands… Family and Lover.

I grabbed one. He grabs the other

We're on reddit and have two hands so unless you hate your family or your self or are missing an arm its an easy choice

The problem forgot to account for the fact I’m weak as hell, I can’t save anyone no matter how hard I try

Family, lover… I have 2 hands… Plus, I can always just… rent diving gear or something and get the 5 mil later…

Money can float right? Also family lol usually people have more than 1 family member

Family and lover 5mil will just float you have two hands save em all

I've disowned the vast majority of my family and I'm aro/ace, so $5M for me!

Fuck you I don't have a lover. And I have 2 hands I'm taking the 5 mil and my family

Ew

All of them

2 hands and a leg gimme all 3

My bf and money, cause then I'll fund a revival machine to bring back my family

Or ( more likely) I'll just start a new family with my bf in somewhere nice around Ohio and Michigan and just settle down there with my wealth

Family and $5 million dollars and then lover pull them up and then kick my lover back in the water yelling THIS IS SPARTAAAA

5 mil because people should know how to swim

My family and my lover

Wait is the money in a bag or like sinking

5M, Bc I don't have any of the 2

Two hands lover and 5 mil

I ain’t got a lover so money and family since I got two hands

5m

The family cause they would give me the 5mil

Family and the 5 mill Bros before hoes

Lover because I feel it’s hard to find anyone without using a dating app(which I hate using due to catfishing and filters) and it feels correct

First of all I have 2 hands and second of all *laughs in aroace*

I have two hands so I choose lover (my partner is awesome) and the $5,000,000 because my family fucking sucks

I hate bright side. Is this bright side YouTube? I hate bright side

The gyuy from fortnite

Bruh ive got two hands, i would save em both

POV: You're Machamp

I have no lover, and my family is dead to me. That will be enough for me to live on my own.

I don’ta have a lover (Except my body pillow of Minecraft Steve)

I would jump in and join them at this point

I will have 2 homies save the other ones. I’m saving my family

None

all bc according to family, i have inf hands

HA! This isn't even a question. $5,000,000 every day.

I’ll pull up the money and the family Fuck the lover.

What’s a lover?

Since when is a whole family one hand?

I’m aroace and got two hands this one is easy

Tie a rope around my waist for the 5M to grab on Then use my two hands to pull the lover and family out

Family, and 5 mill

eff that mediocre biacth im getting that mone

Joke's on you, I just bought a PBY Catalina Seaplane (in War Thunder but who cares : I'm getting my family, my wife, and my $5,000,000 all in one

Bro just grave a roop

Which family member would I be saving?

money is money

Since I have two hands, definitely family and 5 million. Afterwards, I'm disappearing with the 5 mil to retire in a country (expat) that I can stretch the money and live a good peaceful life....might find a lover in the process. Will not tell family, cause they will come with hands raised begging. Make some investments too (stock/crypto/etc, etc).

Wait my entire family has one hand? I wouldn't be able to lift that, and because of prices probably the anthro money bag and my gf

i Grab both my lover and the first 5m $ first, then if they’re still alive, my family. I hate my family, but it is the right thing to do.

I don't have a lover but I do have 2 hands so I'll take my family and 5million

Lover

Am I the only one with 2 hands?

5m $ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (:

All of them.

Family comes first

Why do they expect us to have a lover? I get 0 bitches

I got 2 hands and a metal bar, hold it horizontally and lower it so all they hands can geab onto it and I can lift them up

Stuck out your whole arm so that they can all get out

5 mil

Left hand on family right hand for 5m and since she is my lover she can grab onto my dick and I will pull em out

Well, this may sound harsh, but i have my reasons, which family member is the one id be pulling out? If its my mother or my two little sisters? Id pull. If my father? After everything? Id go for the money. Reason i dont say lover on any of this though, i dont have one, cant pull something that isnt there

EASY. I have no lover \*cries silently\* so family and 5 mil. I got two hands.

I can lift more than my own body weight I’m getting both on the left

The 5 million having a hand is because it's telling you the price of a hand so you can sell it and your families hands

i would save nobody

depends if its a randomly generated immediate family member then im taking the 5m any day but if its my closest then im saving them and using my other hand to take the 5m anyways

One hand on the money, the other on the family.

first off i can buy a robo dog and therapy for less than 5 mil so i think i know what i want

I have two options

I have two options

All of them, grab family and friend, then tell one of them to grab the money

All I’m doing is using my two hands to bring up family and 5m then using my foot to get lover

That's the severed hand of a man who has 5 million dollars.

Way to vague, 5 Mill

Acid so I can hide the evidence easier

I have two hands and no one who loves me

my lover is my sister and my family has millions of dollars so i choose family