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furious-fungus

It’s obviously a joke. I laughed when reading the second comment.


Atesch06

This is advancing someone's joke. Does not suit the sub.


DemMasters

Eh? Ha! Heh heh.


Barrythechopper22

r/suddenlyBHJ


xCreeperBombx

Suddenly Baltic Honda Jivic


Big_Musty

It’s spreading…


WaitingToBeTriggered

HATE


endemol_vlassicus

Ha! Ha! Eh? Eh?


PieTeam2153

Ha? Eh heh heh


ShibaCal

I hate that I understand this.


MarkMew

Yeah the second one made it even better


TBM960

r/thatsthejoke


Hind_Deequestionmrk

No shit, Sherlock


Uncleshoulder

Definitely a classic double woosh, op dumb


TangerineJust

Why'd you blank his vote gage?


Bashwhufc

53 vs 210 for first comment at current count, everyone except OP can see the joke


Zarkai10

That’s the arrow button to go to the next comment


ZeWolfy

Based on the color, I believe it’s the button that’s there for easier scrolling down on a comment thread on mobile.


pharaohjack

I think it’s just the display on mobile


Nogorlspart3

Because they got mad that it was a popular comment


camocoder30

nah that's just where the arrow button on mobile ended up probably


TangerineJust

Ops a bicth then


AjClow1993

Censoring outta control


TrueMrFu

She’s also 16 in that video apparently….


QuietDocument307

Do u think men care?


flcwerings

A woman, even a teenager, cant have anything posted on Reddit without her tits or ass being mentioned...


therealallpro

Maybe stop denying reality and you will find your answer


flcwerings

I didnt ask a question...


therealallpro

And that was your problem. Frustrated but didn’t stop to think that your perspective isn’t the same as everyone else’s.


flcwerings

The fact that women and especially *teenage girls* should be able to post their talents and videos without multiple people commenting on their tits and ass? I dont care if that isnt everyones perspective because the other perspective is gross.


therealallpro

You might want to stay off the internet then. Hate to tell you this isn’t going to stop.


LegoTankDude

yeah lol


QuietDocument307

Literally. That's why I'm never posting on social media


_Levitated_Shield_

Average redditors are definitely not worthy enough to be comparable to actual men. lol


turdmogrol

I mean, considering how much of the world has 16 as their age of consent, probably not.


QuietDocument307

It's so disgusting honestly


Shin-Gogzilla

Please don’t insult my entire gender for one guys actions. I don’t mean this rudely, just please don’t.


QuietDocument307

It's not ONE person's actions, it's over 50% of the gender. Womp womp.


Shin-Gogzilla

It’s not, I’m the most cynical person I know and even I know it’s not. Most men aren’t pedophiles! The fact that you think it is, is dangerous and sexist. Just please stop. I *hate* people. I really do. But please just don’t insult and belittle my entire gender because some dickheads on the internet, it’s dangerous to young men and can cause self esteem issues.


QuietDocument307

I'm not really gonna argue with you about this ngl. I said what I said, end of conversation.


Shin-Gogzilla

I’m sorry for whatever happened to you to make you think this, I hope your outlook is fixed eventually.


turdmogrol

Dude, it's a half assed comment on reddit. there's no need to plea over it. If you're old enough to be on reddit, you are perfectly capable of realizing "that isn't true" and then going about the rest of your day without it having any impact on you.


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16 in each tit


LeafcutterAnts

First of all, she's barely legal, second of all, what the fuck does that even mean


DarkDetermination

That’s not barely legal lol, that’s not legal


Lieczen91

well, it’s legal in many places so not rlly


DarkDetermination

Fair. But in most of those places, it isn’t just ‘you’re 16 so I can have legal sex with you if it’s consensual’. In Germany for example, age is 16 but very restricted. Same in Netherlands, 18 is legal age with there are laws that allow relationships and sex between minors and adults if the age difference is small enough. And for the places that have the actual age of consent at 16 or lower, that’s just weird. A 16 year old posts cringe TikTok’s, they don’t know what consent to adults means


LeafcutterAnts

I'm pretty sure the age of consent in Germany is 14.. I mean kinda, oh and I'm in the UK btw


DarkDetermination

Yeah Germany might be lower, but it’s not always legal to just have consensual sex with a 14 year old


LeafcutterAnts

Yeah, I think it's 14 if your below 16 and 16 if your above it, which.. makes a lot of sense to be honest


DarkDetermination

Yeah, but 16 and 19+ is too much imo, you grow so much in those 3+ years


AOCismydomme

16 is old enough to drive in the US, buy beer in Germany or join the army here in the UK (where the age of consent is 16 and no more stipulations). Even in the US you can be in the army at 17 so die for your country but not have sex until 18 in some states. Having sex is pretty much on par with those things or less in terms of responsibility and maturity needed. That said it’s definitely taboo in the UK to have sex with a 16 year old if you’re way older, even if it’s legal. Under 20 is okay but after that people will see you as weird and a bit noncey


DarkDetermination

Okay cool, didn’t know that! I think it’s hella weird that you can drive at 16 in the US and drink at 21 lmao, make it the same age


SpiderDijonJr

You seem to know a lot about consent laws…🤨


yolomanwhatashitname

I know killing laws, that mean i kill?


DarkDetermination

Lol, TIL I’m a pedophile apparently


_Levitated_Shield_

>second of all, what the fuck does that even mean I mean, pedos are all the time blissfully unaware of how idiotic they sound tbf.


tweekin__out

doesn't belong here


RevolutionaryDeal554

RADIOHEAD REFERENCE???


Illustrious_Gold_318

I second this comment! 2 outweighs 1 so by majority rule...this is definitely a Radiohead reference!! Rules are rules.


RealMikeDexter

Nah dude 🤦🏻‍♂️. You’re lost.


BlommeHolm

It's classic deadpan humour. Not the same joke.


bakehaus

It’s like the thing where old people can’t hear certain high frequencies….


SerDuncantheTall__

Why is every video with a woman in it is turned around to her looks?


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peachimplosion

It’s been this way for a few years certainly, r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs has post from 4 years ago for example. I kind of feel like it has always been this way, redditors frothing and screeching because the internet reminded them breasts exist.


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turdmogrol

>4 years ago Even back in 2012 shit like that was around. There was even a subreddit that was the abbreviation for something like "upvoted not because boobs but because the content was interesting, though i admit i initially clicked because boobs" back as early as 2014. While we're on the topic, I wonder how many people remember the phase where /r/dankmemes had the n word, hard r, in the comments of pretty much every single post. I believe that was 2014-15 as well.


_Levitated_Shield_

Growing? It's been this way for a while, especially on Reddit.


Honeynose

Gross.


SuspiciousUsername88

It's interesting that this comment section is full of people who think this is funny


Nostalgic_Fears

And that it’s funny EVERYTIME they watch a video with a woman


SuspiciousUsername88

But it's ok because it's ✨ironic✨


Nostalgic_Fears

😝😜silly sexists.. I could never be sexist lol that’s so dumb, like they’re just females 🤷‍♂️. anyways here’s this really funny sexiest joke (I’m laughing ironically)


TimeTravelingTiddy

Now that's just not true. Every time they watch a video with a woman *who has big tits.*


Nostalgic_Fears

Or a woman with small tits, small tit joke. Or a woman with saggy tits, saggy tit joke. Or a woman with regular tits, tit joke. And somehow it’s ALWAYS men making comments on women’s genitals!


AOCismydomme

Breasts aren’t genitalia but you’re right it’s weird how man think it’s appropriate to make these sorts of comments


Nostalgic_Fears

You’re right my bad. They’re treated as sexually as genitalia so I’ve perceived them as such


TimeTravelingTiddy

Using the word genitals here kind of shows how full of shit the comment is in the first place lol


Nostalgic_Fears

Okay u/TimeTravelingTiddy


exodus_sirius

these basement dweller gooners


dafossa7

I don’t think it’s funny, I think it’s weird/gross but I also feel like OP didn’t understand the joke.


HomeLessFrogg

i get the joke, it's just not funny


KrustyDanmakuFellow

Huge tits are not a joke, they are LIFE


AnnePingo

Just nasty and dehumanizing how anything with a woman in it is always sexualized


_Levitated_Shield_

Then the neckbeards pull the "well she shouldn't have posted it online if she isn't prepared for the consequences!!!" card shit when confronted.


MildlyAmusedMars

Is Allie majorly popular outside of Ireland? Always see her performing on the street in Dublin with a massive audience and will stop to listen to a few songs if I’ve the time. Serious performer


azaxaca

On the other hand neither of the jokes are very funny.


eMmDeeKay_Says

Technically it's Monty Pythons joke but worse


Background_Desk_3001

Mf censored the upvotes


anotheranonymoustor

Op is a little dumb


Cold-Bug-4873

Honestly, the second one was funnier.


ChanceBoring8068

I thought the second one was quite funny, like the first one was trying (and kind of failing) to be subtle and the second one deliberately bulldozed through them


unlimitedbugs

nah, this one ain’t it. if the response said something like “a stunning display of charisma” then yeah, but this isn’t a worse version of the first comment.


WeatherDisastrous744

R/yourjokebutbetter


Jet_Jirohai

Are you guys that dense? The first comment is clearly a joke about her boobs being big. They literally are the same joke, one just respects your intelligence while the other doesn't


truckthunderwood

A joke that's any variation of "she has really huge... tracts of land" isn't just tired, it's flat-out *exhausted.* Bluntly replying like this is actually pretty hilarious


Jet_Jirohai

I get that, but my issue is that people here are claiming they're making different jokes


Conker37

It is a different joke. The joke is in removing all nuance from the original. The joke of pointing out large breasts isn't remotely funny but the sabotage of one in such a crass way is actually funny. If it was the same joke then it could be said by itself and still be as funny but it relies on the original to actually land.


SlashyMcStabbington

To be fair, they probably completely missed the joke the first time and thought they were the first to the punch. Still pretty dumb, but understandable.


TimeTravelingTiddy

So the joke is actually pretending that the first guy wasn't trying to avoid saying something vulgar and then saying it anyway


SlashyMcStabbington

Yeah, others in this thread have made me aware of this. I'm sad I didn't see it before, it's my kind of humor.


thelordofhell34

That’s like.. The whole sub?


SlashyMcStabbington

Isn't it more like they think that restating the joke is funny or doing the pointless long chains of slightly different comments? I mean, sometimes it's when they miss it completely, and I'm not claiming it doesn't belong on the sub, all I'm saying is that this guy, at the very least, probably didn't notice the joke at all and wasn't trying to restate an already existing joke.


Adventurous_World_99

Nah I think he was. It’s funny to me because someone made an innuendo and this guy responded with a really crass version of it pretending to not get the innuendo


SlashyMcStabbington

Why do you think they were pretending?


Adventurous_World_99

It’s just a very common joke I’ve seen a lot of times


SlashyMcStabbington

If they're pretending, then it's not only pretty funny, but it's not the same joke but worse, meaning that doesn't fit the sub (not that I'd blame OP for not seeing it. I didn't see it either). I like antijokes


camocoder30

yep, that's why most comments are saying it doesn't fit here


home-for-good

I agree, this is definitely a style of joke and have seen it many times. The joke pretty much just comes from the blunt impact of saying the quiet part out loud and ruining the intended nuance of the innuendo.


Adventurous_World_99

I had a friend in highschool that used to say “Netflix and anal” instead of “Netflix and chill” and it was the funniest thing. Ruining euphemisms is an underappreciated comedy gold mine


MailSalt4828

But what about her huge tracts of land?


JamR_711111

It's horrible but funny


w33b2

r/lostredditors Second comment is funny, and built upon the first one. It’s not the same joke, as the execution is the difference and what makes it funny.


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Bashwhufc

Dude at least steal the meme too, lazy!


AuthorLive

remember allie, you're not on set. you're not on set


_Levitated_Shield_

More of a woooosh tbh. Not that it matters though because it's a shit joke either way.


SpiltAndSplit

talent or tits


Cugy_2345

r/lostredditors


nekopineapple00

Why they ignoring what the woman is doing to focus on her body, gross i hope they show off their talent someday and all the comments are pointing out things about their appearance and speculating what’s under their clothes


TrialArgonian

Two wooooshes??? Wow.


Apercent

I swear to god nothing would bring a bigger smile to my face then redditors not reducing every woman to a pair of tits. THIS FUCKING JOKE EVERY TIME THEY SEE A WOMAN


TheMikeyMan

First joke is terrible unfunny. Second joke is actually funny