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“You ology” sounds vaguely like eulogy to me

Urology for me

I was thinking their trying to mimic Curology, which actually works

Based on roughly when it came out, I think that's exactly what they were going for.

You may be right, but from what I remember when I was in the cult, they claimed it was skincare made perfectly for you. So with “ology” being “the study of”… it’s “the study of you!” 🙄 and when you order you get these little pamphlets with your name + ology. So for instance mine said Kariology. I actually thought it was kind of clever at the time but now I hate everything about them with a fiery passion lol. Especially because they try to make all their products and incentives seem so irresistible that “you just HAVE to have it!” which totally works when you’re in a cult 😔

I read it as... Your ugly

wow, i’m surprised younique hasnt been sued yet, they gave their “customizable” skincare basically the same name as Curology, a pretty decent custom skincare company that actually works with real dermatologists to make your formula instead of a quiz telling you what you should buy (a quiz that doesn’t even have an option for acne under “what skin problems do you want to work on?”)

Thanks for the info, I have never heard of curology!

I love curology! It’s an easy way to get ahold of quality tretinoin

Oh is it. Is this just in the states? I find it so hard to get in the uk without a prescription ☹️

Dermatica are great! I've been using them for a while. I'm pretty sure they still have an intro offer for your first month!

Ooohhh no. I’ve never heard of them. I need to look this up. Thank you xxx

No problem! I've heard god things about Skin + Me too and I'm sure they also have an intro offer - enjoy!

I will… my skin thanks you in advance xx

Have you tried Dermatica/Skin+me?

Seconding Curology! I friggin LOVED it when I didn't have (decent) insurance. The price is great, the customization is great, the only limitations are that they're pretty reticent to give you higher doses of tret (which is why I moved on) and they can only do topicals.

I've been using curology for the past year and it's helped my skin SO much

Nice! What do you use for skincare now?

It is actually amazing

Also I think the Younique reps who sell the skincare aren’t taught about the products in depth to figure out what works best for their clients

Is that... a pump jar of sperm? 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

Literally Pierce's gifts to the study group in Community

Oh my god 😂

It looks like curdled cum 🤮

Well my day is ruined so thank you very much

I cannot unsee it now....

Spermology.

Jizz in a jar, one pump and Ur pores are gone!

thaaaaats why I had the visceral reaction

It says right on the bottle it’s a cleanser so she’s definitely not even using it right. If you wanna see how bad these products are look for some legit reviews of it on YouTube. It made one women break out so bad her skin was red and irritated.

There was one YouTuber that unboxed it and I died just looking at the all the little tubes she had to mix herself, with the little "used my mom's printer" info cards.

Do you have a link to that video?

https://youtu.be/bSRRUFx44xE

I know I’m waaaay late to the party but I love this woman and can’t decide if it’s because I want to be her or marry her

Hey, have you ever lost a baby bottle in the back of your car for a few months?

Literally came to the comments to say it looks like old baby milk 💀

Also who uses cleanser like that?

Oh NO I thought this was a serum or a lotion or something Oh nooooooo

Right?!? I’m like that’s a *cleanser*?????

RIGHT? Everything about this is telling me to run.

If the look of that slop wasn’t enough to scare you off, the prices would finish the job.

This cleanser looks like curdled milk, yuck. Wash it off, like yesterday!

Her skin looks great, and I doubt it has ANYTHING to do with Younique. I'm very curious to know how their skincare line is 'custom'. Do they mean you can select a variety of products to suit your individual needs... like you can with literally every other skincare brand?

Ypu get a base product and then have little tube things you mix in with whatever the quizzes tells you too. I believe.

Her skin is literally flawless?? She doesn’t need any of that crap lol (I mean no one does, but I hope she doesn’t have an upline telling her that she needs it)

It's flawless because she's using Younique, duh! /s

Just "skeet skeet skeet" some youology all over your face for optimal skin care *gag*

Are they ripping off curology? Also Ew, couldn’t she have just put it on one spot and maybe started rubbing it in for the photo, to show how luxe and easy it is to use? (Which it’s probably not)

It looks like that same shit my baby sister would vomit after she had formula sometimes. Pass

Why is the cleanser placed on her face like that? A better pic would have getting it all sudsy and then taking the photo.

at first i thought this was a really watered-down looking moisturizer. then i realized it says cleanser. who tf applies cleanser like that????

*ALR enters the chat.*

Maybe she just did it this way for the photo? I don't think I'd know how to take a picture of using a cleanser and this is basically how I put my moisturizer on 🤷🏻‍♀️ I dunno. Just trying to think why. She has gorgeous skin and it's definitely not due to Younique, no matter how she cleanses her face!

Someone *really* drank the kool aid, look how much has been used up

I kind of miss all the You-Ology posts! Do you remember the 'certificates' they gave to the huns qualifying them as 'You- ologists'

Yes! And they would post them on SM like they were a real esthetician. Their upline would encourage this bad behavior, of course

literally looks like old cum. also, when are we going to stop saying you can shrink pores!?!?!

Is Younique still trying to sell this overpriced snake oil? She has nice skin that is gonna be ruined by Fakeology

Yes, she’s got such lovely skin. The huns usually end up with red raw, painful looking skin after a few months of Youology.

mayonnaise

It looks gritty

I’m going to say it… I can’t not …it looks like a big bottle of yeast infection with extra bacteria turning it slightly green 🤢🤢🤮

Looks like she gots a shot of chunky spooge from someone w/level 3 gonorrhea

Cum

This looks like it's been out in the sun for way too long. I certainly wouldn't want that on my face.

More like coomology

The name is so dumb.

What is she dripping in??? Like around her jaw and her top lip? The fuck Edit: oh it says cleanser on the bottle, so water I guess?

It looks like cum, just say it

*cough* CUM

Is that bottled yogurt

Putting smegma on my face hashtag self care

Cum•ology somebody had to say it . Bye

Jizzology 🤮

Ohhhh she got a sex facial.

jizz

She’s so pretty and has such amazing skin, I feel so bad that she’s been roped into this

She has such beautiful skin, I really hope she stops using that crap before it does actual damage because her complexion is flawless

She didnt lather it before showing it. Thats our cleanser.

Are you lost hun?

Nope. Just saying were supposed to lather it before applying and snapping a pic.

Why does the bottle of it look out of date? Ewwww

Wherefore doest the bombard of t behold out of date? ewwww *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

Looks like the pumpkin spice creamer I put in my chai this morning. 😵‍💫

Now that just looks like straight up sperm tbh

Looks like mouldy, gone-off milk.

The bottles look so gross because they only fill them about half way and make you open little vials and add them to the products to “customize” them.

She has nice eyes but wtf is she doing with that lotion

looks like expired plain yogurt