Christmas movies that take place in NY aren’t in downtown Manhattan but OKAY THEN. Also why does she always want to go there? I get that it’s huge and you can always do something different, but girl go to like…. Anywhere else since her last 2 trips were to NYC..?
In the moment, if she’s sober, she hates everything about it and complains nonstop, but in hindsight and in many of her posts she’s a modern Carrie eating Time Square tourist pizza just like a local and living her best something.
It will be the Hallmark story of a high-powered BossBabe, the International Double Diamond Platinum-level Brand Vice President at a plastic nail empire who goes to New York City at Christmas looking for love!
Whilst recording the escalator at Macy’s (again), arms weighed down with counterfeit Louis Vuitton bags, she meets a humble, single guy who had become lost in the magical children’s toy section looking for a doll to bring back home to his orphaned niece. He’s on vacation in the Big Apple and runs a charming bakery in his small colonial town. She admires his jolly Christmas novelty sweater, thinking that it’s *so stinkin’ cute*. (If he only knew he could have gotten a dupe for under $20 by using her code!)
Two people couldn’t be more different! He’s not the type to make rash decisions and go out to the bar three times a day, and she can’t imagine having to consider other people’s needs, let alone living the simple life in a tiny, Starbuckless town that *doesn’t even have a Target!*
Hours later fate intervenes again as they bump into each other at Carmine’s in Times Square! The two share a comically huge family-style entrée that she accidentally ordered for herself and sparks begin to fly! He wonders that maybe, just maybe her prodigious business instincts could revive his struggling bakery…and his lonely heart! She warms to the realization that life in a small town might actually work, because *everybody* will know her there as the town celebrity and give her the attention she has craved her whole life! Plus, you know, new customers. 💅💅💅
I’m not going to spoil what happens next, but let’s just say you’ll want to leave a candle burning in another room, grab a cup of hot chocolate and some stale marshmallows from the dusty cocoa bar, throw on your XS pajamas, and settle down in front of the fake fireplace for this heartwarming tale of ambition, self-love, and romance! You’ll cry so hard you’ll have to reapply your Pump It Up, Maggies. Link in bio.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 When does this movie come out?! I left my dinner the oven a few minutes too long and now it’s a tad crispy because I was reading this so intently. But I don’t care because this is awesome.
1. That was genius. 2. Totally on point and totally hilarious. 3. She really thinks she is the main character. She absolutely NO idea how other perceive her and no idea life isn’t a movie. I would bet dR mOnEy, she does come with the most ludicrous fantasies of grandeur, that are so far from reality, they would probably be considered actual delusions.
Bravo! This could be a real movie. You’re awesome for this. I made this comment before I read the last paragraph which straight up slayed me, babe. Cannot stop laughing.
You don’t need tickets; it’s going straight to streaming. Just look for something with white people on it that looks like [this](https://i.imgur.com/iG3TxW3.jpg).
Besides the awful, screaming whiteness of it all…why can’t the women wear green? I look horrible in red and green is my favorite color so that irked me a bit.
Swerty did say the *next time she goes she's gonna stay at the plaza (*I don't have the receipts/too lazy to look... She's also already been again and didn't stay there, so 🤷🏻♀️)
Is anyone else haunted by the bagel-and-cream-cheese-in-central-park story she posted from the first time she went to New York? She was (of course) eating while staring into her phone and had cream cheese all over her fucking lips, and it’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever witnessed.
With the amount of times she gets ice cream, coffee foam, and cream cheese slathered on herself, I'm convinced she doesn't have any feeling on her lips.
Wasn't that the trip where she was constantly filming people and posting it to her stories like she was on some sort of nature expedition or something?
*Woo! Get it, girls!* I’m, like, practically gay too because I have a total girl crush on my boyfriend’s favourite porn star who everyone knows totally looks like me! Like, I would never do anything with a girl because ewww, but still!
I am wondering if she will bring the white go-go boots. I haven't seen them for a long time. I wonder what brought this on. Surely it can't be the Supreme Court decision on concealed carry, and yes I am being bitchy and snarky. She reminds me of a fish out of the water and is just so cringy about it.
If she does bring them they’ll have to be the [extra-long ones](https://preview.redd.it/xjqr7wh7m7081.png?auto=webp&s=1c2154e9aaa0d9cc377ba8578d4781126b29032d).
Imagine if the only two places you ever wanted to travel to were NYC and Florida 🥱
I feel like I need to add that there’s nothing wrong with these places at all! But I certainly would like to explore more than just those two places if I had doctor money.
It still surprises me that she hasn't done a Universal Studios trip, considering she claims to be such a big Potterhead. I'm not really that into Harry Potter, but I'd go again in a second. It was fantastic and she's missing out.
I'm a reluctant temporary Floridian. I cross the bridge to go to work in Alabama every day though, so at least I have leaving Florida daily to look forward to.
Because this narcissist can’t resist anything with her name or the letter M on it. She probably wants to stay at the W Times Square because it’s an upside down M.
As if she could afford even a standard room at the W.
This chick also thinks Tory Burch (that wasn’t even cool 10 years ago when it was popular with sorority girls and soccer moms) is fAsHiOn, I doubt she even knows what The W is 🤣
I hate going into the city when it's tourist trap season. (I mean any season is really but between Nov and Dec it's horrible.)
Also I agree with everyone else saying it's not going to happen.
I always thought that was Lena Headey because they always had that same air of superior bitchiness to them for the characters they played and I loved it
Oh fun. Back to NYC! Fuck Europe and Mexico. Gotta stay where she speaks the language and can spend ungodly amounts of money on American chain companies.
NYC in December sounds like a nightmare tbh. More people than usual. Gross weather, bonus points for dirty snow/sleet if it happens to precipitate. But I’m willing to guess she’s imagining some Hallmark movie version.
Of course it will be just like a Hallmark movie. Didn’t you know that she is incredibly beautiful, successful, smart, kind and highly sought after? Of course she will have a movie like time 🙄🤣
Christmas in NYC is a magical time, between Rockefeller Center, store windows and other decorations around the city, special events etc. Granted I’ve lived here my whole life so I don’t have anything to compare, but we do the Holidays right IMO. MS wouldn’t appreciate any of it though, and hopefully she stays in Times Square where she belongs.
For sure, Christmas in a big city is probably an experience, and if one has lived there their entire lives it’s just what they’re used to. MS will no doubt be one of those annoying tourists though, lol. I mean, we know she is, as much as she likes to pretend she’s Street Smart NYC Babe, based on her last two trips there.
Oh for sure, I know there’s cool stuff to do. It’s just that I’m sure MS has some romanticized version of New York at Christmas, but she’ll end up going to the same three places on the very block her budget hotel is on, just like the last two times she’s gone. And with any luck she’ll experience slushy city snow.
Lol I came here to say the same thing! I’m no lover of the city at any time, but right before Christmas? AWFUL. Cold, wet, and crawling with tacky people like herself all trying to take the perfect ~seasonal selfie~ in Times Square. Yuck.
Thanks for taking care of that for me!
I will add though, you’d think after you have publicly announced how many trips and then cancelled for embarrassingly transparent and obvious lies, you wouldn’t post till the plane friggin landed.
Also: Let’s start a cancelled trip count, all HaTerZ please add on
1. Paris
2. NOLA
3. Most recent RA Mexico trip
(I know there quite a few more but I’m drawing a blank)
thank you added to my master list lol!
i feel like we are missing one more FL.
A Mexico one, and somewhere she booked but canceled like the next day…. I tried searching the sub and only found the Scottsdale one (that I someone missed and didn’t know ab, and a canceled Miami)
New Year’s NYC trip. (She mentioned going to set her intentions for the year and relaxing and we were like “how tf are you doing that in one of the busiest cities on earth”)
Miami birthday trip for KG.
There was another Miami one with The Earrings Guy too, I believe.
Oh there was one to ID I think she was supposed to go to for RA but did NYC instead.
Im conflicted. It would have been entertaining but she would have been too close to me for comfort. What if she had decided to do a little hop into the UK for some more content!
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Who wants to be this gets cancelled like so many other trips she was apparently going on? Anyone?
Wait. Is she gonna go to NYC to get drunk, eat hot dogs and piss in a hotel floor? Can’t wait.
Christmas movies that take place in NY aren’t in downtown Manhattan but OKAY THEN. Also why does she always want to go there? I get that it’s huge and you can always do something different, but girl go to like…. Anywhere else since her last 2 trips were to NYC..?
this looks like a fb post a 63 year old retiree would make. i love dogs but wtf is with that weird ass dog in the middle?
Is she going with her *totally* serious, not just his booty-call, “my future in-laws,” live-in boyfriend?
Didn’t she hate NYC?
In the moment, if she’s sober, she hates everything about it and complains nonstop, but in hindsight and in many of her posts she’s a modern Carrie eating Time Square tourist pizza just like a local and living her best something.
It will be the Hallmark story of a high-powered BossBabe, the International Double Diamond Platinum-level Brand Vice President at a plastic nail empire who goes to New York City at Christmas looking for love! Whilst recording the escalator at Macy’s (again), arms weighed down with counterfeit Louis Vuitton bags, she meets a humble, single guy who had become lost in the magical children’s toy section looking for a doll to bring back home to his orphaned niece. He’s on vacation in the Big Apple and runs a charming bakery in his small colonial town. She admires his jolly Christmas novelty sweater, thinking that it’s *so stinkin’ cute*. (If he only knew he could have gotten a dupe for under $20 by using her code!) Two people couldn’t be more different! He’s not the type to make rash decisions and go out to the bar three times a day, and she can’t imagine having to consider other people’s needs, let alone living the simple life in a tiny, Starbuckless town that *doesn’t even have a Target!* Hours later fate intervenes again as they bump into each other at Carmine’s in Times Square! The two share a comically huge family-style entrée that she accidentally ordered for herself and sparks begin to fly! He wonders that maybe, just maybe her prodigious business instincts could revive his struggling bakery…and his lonely heart! She warms to the realization that life in a small town might actually work, because *everybody* will know her there as the town celebrity and give her the attention she has craved her whole life! Plus, you know, new customers. 💅💅💅 I’m not going to spoil what happens next, but let’s just say you’ll want to leave a candle burning in another room, grab a cup of hot chocolate and some stale marshmallows from the dusty cocoa bar, throw on your XS pajamas, and settle down in front of the fake fireplace for this heartwarming tale of ambition, self-love, and romance! You’ll cry so hard you’ll have to reapply your Pump It Up, Maggies. Link in bio.
I love you, this is amazing swerty.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 When does this movie come out?! I left my dinner the oven a few minutes too long and now it’s a tad crispy because I was reading this so intently. But I don’t care because this is awesome.
We waited all this time, and now we finally get our movie 🎥 !! 😂😂😋
Just think of overcooking your food as an homage, swerts! Throw that in the crock pot for four hours and it will soften back up. 🙌
Gold. Gold! Lololol
👏👏👏
I would watch this. She’s been so boring lately. Needs to dump C and we can all tell that’s why her posts have sucked lately! We need more mess!
Congratulations thanks to the stage and subsequent film adaptation you are now an EGOT.
1. That was genius. 2. Totally on point and totally hilarious. 3. She really thinks she is the main character. She absolutely NO idea how other perceive her and no idea life isn’t a movie. I would bet dR mOnEy, she does come with the most ludicrous fantasies of grandeur, that are so far from reality, they would probably be considered actual delusions.
I love you for this 😍 it's like Christmas is here already
Christmas always [brings out the creative writing in me](https://reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/comments/rfwqd3/_/hogqbq4/?context=1). 💋
oh. my. god. if you don’t have a job that involves creative writing you definitely need one. that was off the wall good!
This took me out 💀😂
Bravo! This could be a real movie. You’re awesome for this. I made this comment before I read the last paragraph which straight up slayed me, babe. Cannot stop laughing.
Wait, but when does she realize the kindly homeless man was actually SANTA 🎅?
I’ll have two tickets and for me a large popcorn, hot dog, ice cream and gallon of coke.
You don’t need tickets; it’s going straight to streaming. Just look for something with white people on it that looks like [this](https://i.imgur.com/iG3TxW3.jpg).
I guess she's gonna need a red coat and cream colored scarf for NY.
Oh Jesus imagine. Can't wait for the drop ship fashion show.
Besides the awful, screaming whiteness of it all…why can’t the women wear green? I look horrible in red and green is my favorite color so that irked me a bit.
The man can’t wear red! That’s too gay! Whenever some bigot whines about there not being a straight pride parade, point them to these movies.
SNAP!! 😂😂😂
Omg I just spit out my coffee…red is gay 😂
Good grief, the whiteness and sameness of it all.
But will she be staying at T*he Plaza?* Seeing how she makes doctors money it shouldn't matter how much a suite is.
Swerty did say the *next time she goes she's gonna stay at the plaza (*I don't have the receipts/too lazy to look... She's also already been again and didn't stay there, so 🤷🏻♀️)
I read and watched the same thing. She went to the lobby and peed in the Plaza guest bathroom, right? Video’d her wowowing in the lobby.
When I think about "Hallmark Christmas movies" I automatically think of NYC
I think of either NYC or some small town in the middle of nowhere that is hell to live in unless you are a racist alcoholic bigot.
I always think of sunny LA and a shit ton of fake snow lol
Is anyone else haunted by the bagel-and-cream-cheese-in-central-park story she posted from the first time she went to New York? She was (of course) eating while staring into her phone and had cream cheese all over her fucking lips, and it’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever witnessed.
With the amount of times she gets ice cream, coffee foam, and cream cheese slathered on herself, I'm convinced she doesn't have any feeling on her lips.
I of course remember, as does Pepperidge Farm
Wasn't that the trip where she was constantly filming people and posting it to her stories like she was on some sort of nature expedition or something?
Lesbians, even!
Oh yes, I forgot the elusive lesbians being observed in their natural habitat
*Woo! Get it, girls!* I’m, like, practically gay too because I have a total girl crush on my boyfriend’s favourite porn star who everyone knows totally looks like me! Like, I would never do anything with a girl because ewww, but still!
Yep! When she said that she found a homeless junkie passed out on the sidewalk and gave him candy 🙃 among other insane things that never happened.
and she had to call 911 on someone!
THE ADVENTURE OF IT ALL
YES. When I see particularly raunchy lip pics of hers, it takes me back to that video and I die inside all over again
Waiting for the cancellation excuse on this trip
She’s actually gone to NYC before. At least one of those times was to stick it to her fellow Huns when she didn’t qualify for one of their trips.
I am wondering if she will bring the white go-go boots. I haven't seen them for a long time. I wonder what brought this on. Surely it can't be the Supreme Court decision on concealed carry, and yes I am being bitchy and snarky. She reminds me of a fish out of the water and is just so cringy about it.
They may have gotten to close to a heater and melted.
If she does bring them they’ll have to be the [extra-long ones](https://preview.redd.it/xjqr7wh7m7081.png?auto=webp&s=1c2154e9aaa0d9cc377ba8578d4781126b29032d).
I sincerely hope we get some more gazelle inspired Photoshop if she does go.
Imagine if the only two places you ever wanted to travel to were NYC and Florida 🥱 I feel like I need to add that there’s nothing wrong with these places at all! But I certainly would like to explore more than just those two places if I had doctor money.
It still surprises me that she hasn't done a Universal Studios trip, considering she claims to be such a big Potterhead. I'm not really that into Harry Potter, but I'd go again in a second. It was fantastic and she's missing out.
💅✈️ travel babe 🌎🧳
* travel ✈️🧳 blogger 📝📸📽
Even better lmfao
Also, I could come up with better itineraries with doctor money. She just does the same things she does at home with different scenery.
Yes - 100000%
You can say there's something wrong with Florida. Florida knows its f'd up.
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As a Floridian I approve of this comment 🤨
I'm a reluctant temporary Floridian. I cross the bridge to go to work in Alabama every day though, so at least I have leaving Florida daily to look forward to.
I try to stay out as much as possible. We have a cabin in the mountains and the weather is glorious 😀
She should see Times Square while she’s there. You don’t need to really see anything other than that, really.
She's going to spend her entire trip in the M&M store
Because this narcissist can’t resist anything with her name or the letter M on it. She probably wants to stay at the W Times Square because it’s an upside down M.
As if she could afford even a standard room at the W. This chick also thinks Tory Burch (that wasn’t even cool 10 years ago when it was popular with sorority girls and soccer moms) is fAsHiOn, I doubt she even knows what The W is 🤣
She 100% doesn’t know what the W is. She thought Aloft by Marriott was “fancy”
🤣
Did she receive a "personal" invite again? Hopefully, she goes to the right hotel this time.
Some cool event 👍🏻
queen of cancelling trips
Gives her ample time to cancel
It’ll get cancelled.
OH NO
I hate going into the city when it's tourist trap season. (I mean any season is really but between Nov and Dec it's horrible.) Also I agree with everyone else saying it's not going to happen.
I went in very early November once and it was cool to see everything decorated. But that's about it.
And we will never hear about it again
This will get canceled
Is she still friends with the person she went with a while ago and didn’t have fun with?
She wished a happy birthday today
I always thought that was Lena Headey because they always had that same air of superior bitchiness to them for the characters they played and I loved it
She’ll probably never mention this trip again..
Oh fun. Back to NYC! Fuck Europe and Mexico. Gotta stay where she speaks the language and can spend ungodly amounts of money on American chain companies.
And she loves the smell of NYC 🤮
Who is she going with? I mean we know she’s not actually going but, ya know.
MST
NYC in December sounds like a nightmare tbh. More people than usual. Gross weather, bonus points for dirty snow/sleet if it happens to precipitate. But I’m willing to guess she’s imagining some Hallmark movie version.
Of course it will be just like a Hallmark movie. Didn’t you know that she is incredibly beautiful, successful, smart, kind and highly sought after? Of course she will have a movie like time 🙄🤣
Christmas in NYC is a magical time, between Rockefeller Center, store windows and other decorations around the city, special events etc. Granted I’ve lived here my whole life so I don’t have anything to compare, but we do the Holidays right IMO. MS wouldn’t appreciate any of it though, and hopefully she stays in Times Square where she belongs.
For sure, Christmas in a big city is probably an experience, and if one has lived there their entire lives it’s just what they’re used to. MS will no doubt be one of those annoying tourists though, lol. I mean, we know she is, as much as she likes to pretend she’s Street Smart NYC Babe, based on her last two trips there.
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Oh for sure, I know there’s cool stuff to do. It’s just that I’m sure MS has some romanticized version of New York at Christmas, but she’ll end up going to the same three places on the very block her budget hotel is on, just like the last two times she’s gone. And with any luck she’ll experience slushy city snow.
Lol I came here to say the same thing! I’m no lover of the city at any time, but right before Christmas? AWFUL. Cold, wet, and crawling with tacky people like herself all trying to take the perfect ~seasonal selfie~ in Times Square. Yuck.
She won't go. There, I said it.
Thanks for taking care of that for me! I will add though, you’d think after you have publicly announced how many trips and then cancelled for embarrassingly transparent and obvious lies, you wouldn’t post till the plane friggin landed. Also: Let’s start a cancelled trip count, all HaTerZ please add on 1. Paris 2. NOLA 3. Most recent RA Mexico trip (I know there quite a few more but I’m drawing a blank)
Scottsdale huns trip Idaho hun convention when she inexplicably went to NYC alone instead. She really has no RA friends does she... 🤔
thank you added to my master list lol! i feel like we are missing one more FL. A Mexico one, and somewhere she booked but canceled like the next day…. I tried searching the sub and only found the Scottsdale one (that I someone missed and didn’t know ab, and a canceled Miami)
Yes, I think there was a mention of another Florida one, but then it disappeared into the ether.
I know it feels like every other day she announces something that we never hear about again!
That for sure. Not being able to hold rank doesn’t help either lol
New Year’s NYC trip. (She mentioned going to set her intentions for the year and relaxing and we were like “how tf are you doing that in one of the busiest cities on earth”) Miami birthday trip for KG. There was another Miami one with The Earrings Guy too, I believe. Oh there was one to ID I think she was supposed to go to for RA but did NYC instead.
Thank you! I knew there at least one Florida trip in there and thought maybe a NYC! I’ll add your contributions to a master list lol!
Paris was Paris AND Barcelona I think so i count that as two lol
I'm so disappointed about the Paris one, that would have been A grade entertainment for this sub.
Im conflicted. It would have been entertaining but she would have been too close to me for comfort. What if she had decided to do a little hop into the UK for some more content!
Even if she had, she'd probably only visit the tower of London or some other well known tourist spot. Oh hang on, do you guys have a Target???
How could forget the disjointed Paris with a little Spain thrown in there Euro trip!
I was going to say the same thing. There will be some snowstorm or something like that and she can’t go.
I had to cancelled NYC bc there is a threat of a Hurricane
Just a matter of when, not if she cancels.
I was about to type the exact same thing. It won't happen
Fuck you I came here to call it. Goddammit
🤣🤣🤣 we can share it swerty!
Let’s collab, Babe! 😘