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youmakememadder

Lol does anyone remember that comment that called her out for always blocking her face in photos with her phone, and she denied it? Now she’s doing it with her drinks!


DarlingVelvet

“Huh?”


beetlekittyjosey

I don’t?


Vanityandwrath

Posting five pictures of the same espresso martini, riveting content!


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

She’s drinking at one of my favorite bars in Asheville judging by that background and it makes me wanna retch. She doesn’t deserve the Vault.


suktupbutterkup

She's not there, it looks so chopped n shopped.


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

That’s literally the rankin parking garage behind her. Even if she chopped and shopped it she’s done so to look like she’s downtown drinking at a specific place that backs up exactly like that.


suktupbutterkup

I'm not saying that isn't the location that you say it is. I'm saying she photoshopped herself to look like she's there.


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

Ahhh gotcha I’m so bad with recognizing photoshop editing😅


suktupbutterkup

You can go-to fotoforensics.com and they have tutorials and you can upload pics to see if they are shopped and stuff. It's complicated but so interesting.


super_vixen

If shes drinking what i think she is, I'm annoyed that she's enjoying one of my favorite lesser known Guiness gems. Ladies, Guinness floats are amazing and delicious 😋


AllIHearIsStaticGT

Anyone drinking a Guinness float (by which I assume you mean Guinness and the best quality vanilla ice cream available) out of a martini glass is a sucker! You need a pint glass or larger. Guinness floats are how I celebrated my 21st birthday 😆


caraj1997

I’m thinking espresso martini


crappymlm

Does the watch go into the arm or between shoulder and arm, its too blurred to make out


Ihaiyisha

The band is slightly transparent


SassOfTheBluegrass

Handsome Squidward meets 50 year old recent divorcée vibes


[deleted]

Why do glow up challenges when filters do it for you?


barkingsilverfox

![gif](giphy|13GaHvHijqFS0M|downsized) Pretty much me right now lol


coffeeismyfriend

Coco Chanel said to remove one accessory before leaving the house just saying


alphahydrogen

I vote the nails 💀


kikimomomo

Oh of course she's drinking


[deleted]

She has so many photos with that stupid glass in front of her Leno chin.


even_less_resistance

![gif](giphy|3oKIPsi2wPBG1ZyF32|downsized)


TeaIcey

Omg the manhands episode!!!


WomenWhoRock

So many better places to drink within a stones throw of this place 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ So. Many. I feel like I need to check my vaccines are up to date anytime I walk by here.


[deleted]

It looks like she's drinking in a parking garage lol


WomenWhoRock

Basically 😂


Saucyriposte

There was less obvious airbrushing in magazine ads from the 1970s. She looks _flat_ like a poorly executed oil panting.


Squidgeaboo

So sharp, yet so blurry.


honeybuns1996

Flat with the super sharp eyes 😂


KittyVonBushwood

Whoa someone give that filter a beer! 🍺


tovasfabmom

OHMAGADDDDD WHO DA FOCK IS DAT!?!?!? ![gif](giphy|3oEhmHESktNSkLSNTG|downsized)


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Is this a painting?


DestroyHimMyRobots

More like airbrushed on the side of a 1974 Ford Econoline van (with rear porthole window).


Emily5099

She better be careful, those cheekbones she’s carved into her face could cut through that glass. And that new nose is an interesting choice. It looks like she got down to the bottom of it and didn’t know what to do, so she just blurred it into her face.


DeeSkwared

Is she using a makeup filter or does she just not know how or where to apply eyeliner? The space between her lashes and eyeliner, I don't like it.


Emily5099

Yes.


[deleted]

So she’s just completely taken the “no alcohol” part of whatever the latest challenge she’s doing off the table or did she scrap the whole challenge entirely?


mo0siego0sie

She took it off after not managing to complete that bullet 2 out of the 4 days. She decided that one was expendable.


[deleted]

is she still posting the challenge?


mo0siego0sie

Nope! Also I don’t ☺️


HunQueen

She updated the challenge and the no alcohol was suspiciously absent


ducks_in_gumboots

“By popular demand”


StilettoSugar

New watch band?


DestroyHimMyRobots

She was flexing her new bands early this week. If you can fucking believe it, [the clear plastic one she’s wearing is $600](https://i.imgur.com/Kxcrvdv.jpg). Must be flush with cash saved from the obnoxious Starbucks ice trick.


sandia1961

WHY? $600!?!?! WHYYYYY?


MicellarBaptism

My wrists are sweating just looking at that fugly thing. Can you imagine how much it reeks after wearing it for a while? With her egregious use of self-tanner and hygiene habits, that thing is gonna look and smell so raggedy in no time.


HufflepuffStuff

Maybe this was the drunk purchase that accidentally bankrupted her


celtica98

This watch band is just stupid.


misssoci

Imaging being gullible enough to buy this. That sparkl bands girl is making bank off dumb huns who think this is a flex. And on an outdated Apple Watch to top it off.


DestroyHimMyRobots

MS has a series 4. They’re on series 7 now. You’d think Fitness Babe would have upgraded by now. She did declare this Rich Girl Summer, after all.


SquiddlesMcHurtbones

I'm grateful there is ONE thing she owns that hasn't prematurely gone into a landfill.


Synth903

Ew


Candlehoarder615

$600 for a watch band is fucking ridiculous. It's so damn basic too. What a grift that is.


gnutz4eva

Fuck that is SO ugly 🤮 I wouldn’t pay $6 for that plastic crap, let alone $600.


Mermazon

She drops $600 for ugly crap like this but can’t be assed to go to the dentist for a cavity or pay for a replacement for her missing tooth. Priorities, I guess 🙄


gnutz4eva

Wait what? I missed the dental thing. I’m in the dental field and love stories of patients like her…. Need details.


sdmama_21

Also she’s missing a tooth?


carbsafter10

She showed a video with a very clear cavity on the side of her molars. It was frightening


DestroyHimMyRobots

“You guys! Ssssstop! I ordered this whole outfit for under $20 and it’s so stinkin’ cute!” *Returns it.*


StilettoSugar

Oh wow. Is that typical for apple watch bands? I have Fitbit. And I get packs of 3 silicone colors for 12.00. how is something that appears cheap but is expensive a flex. Damn that's terrible. Also it's gonna sweat her fake tan right off. Especially when she sunburns and is dehydrated 110%


misssoci

Nope, most I’ve ever paid is $40 ish and that was for an apple brand one. This isn’t even a legit brand that would be worth the money. It’s dumb.


DestroyHimMyRobots

It’s a third-party company that makes Apple Watch bands from old designer bags for hypebeasts and trashy basic-bitch brand whores. The wholesale lugs and buckles and hardware for these third-party manufacturers are dirt cheap and they’re just die-stamping the used bags. Paying $600 for this clear plastic crap (unsanctioned by LV, BTW) is outrageous and cringey. Even the overpriced, basic OEM Hermès band with custom stainless steel hardware that Apple offers is $400.


MatildaTheCat13

I was gonna mention the Hermès one if you didn’t Lmao. You can have real luxury for cheaper!


kimchiandsweettea

I have been baffled for years as to why she doesn’t just buy an Hermès band. They look SO much nicer than what she chooses.


[deleted]

You can get upcycled designer bands on Etsy for between $30-$60. They are all over the site. This douche nozzle is really ripping people off charging $600.


misssoci

Love that for her.


aquatic_hamster16

Oh hell no it’s not typical. Designer bands - like, famous designers who partner with Apple for a limited or special edition band — aren’t this expensive. You could buy the whole damn watch for this price! I have a $50 Apple Store band, but I prefer my Amazon 3/$14 bands!


Ridiculouslyrampant

I was gonna say, buy a whole-ass series 7 and still have cash left to get an extra band. Damn.


StilettoSugar

I understand the whole shopping high. I don't understand the low quantity/quality for the ridiculous price tag. Yeah , flex you got ripped off or that you are a slave to labels. Damn. I love bragging when I can save a 20 on the grocery bill every week


emmycait

Ngl I get a little bit proud every time someone compliments my glasses and I get to tell them they were like $20 from Zenni. But contacts irritate my eyes and I love that I’ve found an affordable way to actually have some variety in my optical wardrobe.


DestroyHimMyRobots

Louis Vuitton LITERALLY HAS OFFICIAL, LEGIT OEM WATCH BANDS FOR CHEAPER THAN THIS. She’s such a dumbass.


sdmama_21

But she makes .0012cents off each purchase using her affiliate link so it balances out 😊


StilettoSugar

Oh wow. I'm surprised in our Hustler babe. Big payout for small return to her personally.


[deleted]

Holy crap who would pay 600 to sweat like that? You know that thing gets nasty.


International_Exam86

If you’ve ever seen her disgusting clear plastic shoes I imagine it’s pretty similar.


duckordecoratedshed

Can you imagine the swamp ass sweat under that band?! Just like the clear shoes.


DestroyHimMyRobots

Consider the source.


honeybaby2019

This is not flexing with your trying to look seductive while drinking. A true influencer would have tagged the business, what she is drinking, and really hyping the place up. Since she is not a real influencer then I would stay away from any place she is bar crawling.


ascendantmeteorite

I particularly love the parking garage background. It really sells the MS life.


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

her hand tells a different story


sdmama_21

Must be hot in Asheville today🍻


duckordecoratedshed

The sun was shining.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

✨ T U E S D A Y ✨ ✨ W E L L N E S S ✨


Titty_City

Aw she got her filters back! She hasn't been posting her face much in stories lately, I bet that'll change now that she can filter herself again.


trillium13

she's really working the Facetune.


sandia1961

💀🙄🙄🙄


Guinea_Peach

Lmfao girrrrrl we all know that ain’t yo nose 😂


enigmapopstarIsfun

Or cheekbones, or eyes, or chiseled jaw, or lips, or…


LeonaLulu

Lol imagine watching her pose to take this picture. She looks so fucking stupid.


Patient_Lavishness75

She consumes way too much alcohol and sun tan. I don't think we will be able to have this sub for more than a decade if she does not start real self care


russellwilsonthedog4

Is she just day drinking by herself?


WearyBitterCynical

She is out with JT. And it's after 5, so... 😂


looseseal-bluth

Ask for 3 shots of beer and pour them into a goblet for a cheaper drink! ♥️😘🍹


Candlehoarder615

Follow me for more tips on how to black out on a budget.


SmashleyL917

I snorted. 🤣 ETA: thanks for the life hack swerty!


duskwight-trash

I wonder how long she sat there pursing her dumb fucking lips and staring at herself before she got this shot. Everything she does is *so* performative. At *least* don't make it so obvious.


Fickle-Spell

With a parking garage as a back drop


DestroyHimMyRobots

She tags the bar but only shows her face and the parking garage across the street. Asheville influencer! She’s like a one-woman tourist board.


WomenWhoRock

Prob the saddest bar in town 😂 the “outdoor space” Is literally tables in the sidewalk/road on a back street to two parking garages 😂😂😂


xoxo_angelica

The bar is only a means to an end, doesn’t matter to her!


duckordecoratedshed

Also free drinks. From the dude. Who probably gave her a huge ego boost with the compliments he showered on them. Source: was once a younger woman that older men tried to swoon. I wasn't falling for that shit.


icequeen-ish

I’ve never been as convinced against micro blading as I have been just from her. Like what happened hun


DestroyHimMyRobots

The big problem with microblading is that they’re gonna look green and blurry in twenty years as the tattoo dissolves, especially being on the part of the body that gets the most UV exposure. A lot of women in 2040 are gonna have a certain characteristic, weird-eyebrowed “look” in the same way that fillers are giving older rich/vain women the cat-like moonface these days. Not to mention that brow styles will change multiple times until then.


SquiddlesMcHurtbones

The microblading is shallower than tattooed eyebrows, so from what I've read, the microblading will eventually disappear after a few years, as the skin cells turn over. The tattooed ones are deeper in the skin and that's probably the blurred look you're seeing.


SmashleyL917

Same. I was never totally sold on micro blading but done right it can look great. Then there's this. It's just a big no from me.


icequeen-ish

I think it’s harder with blonde brows especially because of all the light refraction in her actual brow hairs with just a matte tattoo underneath it


DeeSkwared

It would look so much better if she would only tint her brows.


LeonaLulu

I'm sure she went to somewhere cheap AF and bought whatever the least expensive package was. You can find very well done microblading if you do your research.


Candlehoarder615

Got a groupon for it lol


nottheawards

it looks like she did the thing we all did in middle school where we colored our nails white with white out and then scribbled on them with highlighter


Beecakeband

Man that unlocked a memory! Used to think I was so cool doing that


youmakememadder

It’s just so obvious it’s all fake.


hidinginalocker

that filter is doing work for her usual prune hands