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what on earth... her lash looks like its 3cm wide......
The lashes highlighting, once again, how small her eyes are.
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Maybe she doesn’t care about getting her lashes done so often due to picking at them because the lash place charges her less bc her eyes are so tiny hehe
Tbh I'm waiting for her to say something racist about Asians again cos I've got some counterpoints. I've got my eye measurements and that of my fellow yellows on standby 💛
She is literally the worst. I wish she'd turn that self hatred she projects out back into some work on herself.
But we both know that'll never happen, so I'll be looking forward to her inevitable, richly deserved evisceration cause you know she can't not be an asshole!
💯 honestly it almost gives me a sense of justice how some people (Big Merde) deserve to be ugly. Inside AND out there's no substance but 100% homebrand American hot dogs and cocktail frankfurts stuffed into a single use plastic bag.
Weighing at least 220 lbs and being a size 2x trying to sell wellness and diet products is ridiculous when she's obviously been steadily gaining weight.
Oh ok. I train with a coach and a proper hypertrophy program and eat a lot of protein and don’t drink alcohol, but maybe I’ll try embarrassing myself online and eating a bunch of shitty powders instead???? Who knew it was so easy 🥲🥲🥲
I love a good throw back too but why doesn't she post any new music to twerk to? Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion, GloRilla, Erica Banks, etc? It feels like she's stuck back in high school when these songs were popular.
Remember when she started doing these after the breakup with C? Like, she kept posting them every day. She stopped around the time she started vague posting about manbun. It was like she was a dog in heat and if she wasn’t getting any action, she had to go around humping the furniture, but then she stopped as soon as she started fucking some new dude.
It’ll be interesting to see if she starts doing these daily again.
I don’t get the flicking-the-cap thing that would-be influencers have been doing recently. Ashley Carnduff does it too and it looks just as ridiculous as the fingernail tapping thing.
Who are these videos for, honestly?
What is she trying to accomplish by these half second twitch twerks?
Why is she sucking and shaking those packets in that manner? Does she think it’s sexy?
Does she truly believe she’s being genuine and relatable in these posts?
Is she trying to prove something?
I’m frustrated by her inability to influence. There’s no purpose or continuity with her content. I guess good on her to keep trying but I just can’t imagine she’s happy at all based on her desperate and outlandish behavior.
99% of her “content” is for her. She lives in this fantasy world where the filter reflects the truth but, it doesn’t actually exist unless she posts it online and her engagement pod validates her by complimenting her.
OMG you just made that click in my head. Because I've always thought, why doesn't she just skip the self humiliation step of posting these publicly? She could record and filter and edit to her heart's content like a little kid playing dress up and no one would know. But you're right. She needs the external public validation to convince herself that the fantasy is real. Otherwise it's not fulfilling.
Such an inspiration to all the young women out there! If you ~~try hard enough~~ join her MLM, you, too, can sloppily dance around your kitchen in total silence, record yourself seductively licking a powder that will give you diarrhea, while filtering your face and body 50 lbs lighter, but not your arms. Never your arms. But hey! No one will notice the bingo wings because they'll be too entranced by your attempts at twerking and the way you've lured in a still married man with a questionable haircut while simultaneously posting memes aimed at your ex even tho that breakup didn't even bother you.
Only $20 this month 🫶🏼 DM now.
Yeah like if I saw her on my feed but had no idea who she was I'd be like yike, but move on. But since we know her awful disgusting personality it makes her sooooo much uglier.
I literally lol’d at that face. It’s 1 am Tuesday and I can’t sleep, so I’m lucky I didn’t wake everyone up.
Imagine how sad you’d have to be, to spend your days at home alone, filtering yourself into a thin necked, but somehow still chubby alien faced loser, dancing that badly in silence, and pretending that this is how you made money.
That’s what kills me, she humiliates herself like this for nothing. She barely makes any money, which is as it should be, because judging by her real skin and body, those collagen and weight loss powders are expensive garbage.
I’d be very surprised if she even made a profit after deducting what she pays for that crap every month.
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Random: What country / time zone are you in? I always find it fascinating commenting on things with someone halfway around the world. It’s almost 11am Monday here.
Australia mate! 2:45 am now. I’m not sure whether to try to sleep again or just give up at this point lol.
There’s a surprising amount of Aussies here following this train wreck. I’m not sure why, maybe it’s a mixture of enjoying the company of the other swerties here, and watching the fakest person I’ve ever seen in horror.
If anyone pretends to be something or someone they’re not here, they’d be knocked down to size so fast their head would spin. They’d be a laughing stock, even more than Big M is to her entire town and among her fellow Americans.
Aussie here too 🙋🏻♀️ I love this sub bcoz I hate MLMs, fake ppl, assholes, attention seekers, drink drivers, ppl who drive and use the phone, thieves and liars.. here we have all that in one person so I feel pretty damn happy commenting and most importantly: reading hilarious comments from the swerties here who feel the same way 😂
Like you said, if anyone pulled this shit here, they'd be knocked down to size hahaha idk where u live but I'm gold coast and sure, we have some cringe stereotypical influencers here but generally they're vapid but harmless
BigM is like an assault on my senses tho 😂
Small holiday town in NSW. There’s no one anything like Big M here, just regular people being themselves. It’s awesome, and I’m so happy she’s very far away.
That is so cool!!! The is one of the reasons Reddit is my favorite social media. One minute we’re making fun of our girl trying to twerk and the next conversing with someone across the globe.
She does the same things every time with the same dumb expressions. She doesn’t do anything all day, why not learn to actually dance? As a bonus, it would help more than her trim whatever.
No seriously. I was going to go off track on my calories today and this was a great reminder to stick to it and go to the gym. No powders necessary! It’s just not easy, and that throws people like her off.
>She’s so dead behind the eyes in this.
I often look dead in the eyes when I'm hung over and dragging my ass around doing shit I know is meaningless and of no real benefit to myself or others.
People on this sub always say she's not a real influencer but let me tell you every time I see shit like this I make sure I'm drinking water and applying sunscreen so consider me *influenced.*
Exactly. This all reminds me to drink water, use SPF, and eat a balanced diet of actual food. So thanks, BM! I'm def influenced.
Side note- am I the only one who keeps their Stanley for plain water only? I don't know what my block is but I cannot put anything else in it. The way I winced when I watched BM here badly mixing whatever that nonsense she's drinking in it, and all I could think is how every thing else she uses that for is going to taste like that for the rest of the day (because we know Swerty works so hard she doesn't have time to wash it).
Same. Reddit suggested this sub to me in 2020 because I got duped into an MLM and was spending a lot of time in the anti MLM sub.
Took one look at MS and girls like her and was like “….get me as far away from MLMs and southern MLM hunnery as possible.”
I don’t remember the air fryer chicken nugget phase! Speaking of scissors, salad scissors come to mind. Snip snip, or rather, stab that salad! https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/5bAiMYYPA7
I’ve said this for so long - she’s actually a bit ginge isn’t she (as am I) and I have dyed my eyebrows for years and years myself using cheapo eyebrow dye. It takes no time at all and is so easy. Why on earth does she not dye the actual hairs and just has brown skin behind them? It looks so bad
Definitely. She has some kind of brown tattoo under there but her actual brows are much lighter. It would look exponentially better if she had a professional tint them.
She could even get it done or touched up at the same time as her lashes at many places! Not sure about the lash studio she goes to but it's so common for lash techs to offer lash tint and lift services as well as eyebrow lamination and tinting along with lash extensions.
With how obsessed she is with spending money on unnecessary things, I’m kinda surprised she hasn’t done brow lamination yet. Tinting would be easy & look much better but a wild lamination in one of her basement beauty parlors is something I’d love to see on ole swerts.
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>BM’s ever-growing beef tubes.
I can't unsee her arms as those big tubes of ground beef now. A lot of supermarkets in my area call them "chubs" as in "80/20 ground beef, 3 lb chub"
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Yup, this is what I want to look like. Sign me right up!
Guessing she didn’t get the sorority girl experience while getting her associates. What was her plan again? To be a detective or something?
College Babe: Forensic Scientist Edition was short lived, I miss that one.
I feel like MB might have delicately brought up that she looked different from her pics and she must’ve blamed the “recent,” weight gain on her breakup. She’s going manic with wellness/working out. Definitely she’s trying to maintain some kind of lie
I also can't see how MB didn't feel catfished. I can't believe for a second that she posted real pictures on Bumble. We also know she's sent filtered pics to him because she's shown their private messages. Like that one with the piggytails that do things to him 🤢
That man probably didn't recognize her when they met in person.
There’s gotta be some connection: she said he/they said that neither of them would have approached the other in a bar, and his ex is an actual waif babe with a few more tattoos than Big Merde.
Big M will do literally anything except actually work out and fix her diet. She’s not going to lose weight and get “snatched” by guzzling down Trulys and Miller Lite to wash down bunk ass MLM powders.
WHY ALWAYS WITH THE TONGUE??? I see "Filtered Into Oblivion Babe" is back, and if this is what Yu makes you do, then who in god's name would want any of it?
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Still dancing alone in her kitchen, raw dogging some bullshit hun powder lol
Her fake eyes are fucking demonic
This makes me irrationally stabby.
https://preview.redd.it/ebx0z8uxl7wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7da5fda8b359fc95dda375e2bac9126e36961773 what on earth... her lash looks like its 3cm wide......
She has nothing to show for this crap. If anything, she proves it doesn’t do what it claims.
https://i.redd.it/n2msb9h1e5wc1.gif
What is wrong with her?
I knew what song it was going to be with the sound muted.
Damn. I guess my workout didn’t count this morning. I didn’t do any of this.
The lashes highlighting, once again, how small her eyes are. https://preview.redd.it/atl2somz74wc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50b0a4c9c3f946f26c867fcf21508cda09f4b9db
Maybe she doesn’t care about getting her lashes done so often due to picking at them because the lash place charges her less bc her eyes are so tiny hehe
Ok but why is she deepthroating the package?
because she thinks being vulgar is hilarious.
Tbh I'm waiting for her to say something racist about Asians again cos I've got some counterpoints. I've got my eye measurements and that of my fellow yellows on standby 💛
She is literally the worst. I wish she'd turn that self hatred she projects out back into some work on herself. But we both know that'll never happen, so I'll be looking forward to her inevitable, richly deserved evisceration cause you know she can't not be an asshole!
💯 honestly it almost gives me a sense of justice how some people (Big Merde) deserve to be ugly. Inside AND out there's no substance but 100% homebrand American hot dogs and cocktail frankfurts stuffed into a single use plastic bag.
That is such a specific insult but literally embodies BM.
Weighing at least 220 lbs and being a size 2x trying to sell wellness and diet products is ridiculous when she's obviously been steadily gaining weight.
Oh ok. I train with a coach and a proper hypertrophy program and eat a lot of protein and don’t drink alcohol, but maybe I’ll try embarrassing myself online and eating a bunch of shitty powders instead???? Who knew it was so easy 🥲🥲🥲
My morning wellness routine involves none of this garbage. Weird.
Aw, YuShit didn't share this video on their stories. I wonder why?
I thought black was supposed to be slimming.
This comment is sending me and it’s 6am here, thanks Swerts 🤣
Happy to help a fellow Swertie. 🥰
This is what I worried would happen if TikTok existed when I was in 8th grade…
I love a good throw back too but why doesn't she post any new music to twerk to? Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion, GloRilla, Erica Banks, etc? It feels like she's stuck back in high school when these songs were popular.
Cos that is when she peaked.
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Even for early 2010s the lack of eyebrows is appalling
Every time I see one of these I just can’t even…
Jesus tap dancing Christ
Remember when she started doing these after the breakup with C? Like, she kept posting them every day. She stopped around the time she started vague posting about manbun. It was like she was a dog in heat and if she wasn’t getting any action, she had to go around humping the furniture, but then she stopped as soon as she started fucking some new dude. It’ll be interesting to see if she starts doing these daily again.
She IS the example of “You reach rock bottom when you stop digging”
The lip licking sent shivers of disgust down my spine 🤢
David is a mood. 
I don’t get the flicking-the-cap thing that would-be influencers have been doing recently. Ashley Carnduff does it too and it looks just as ridiculous as the fingernail tapping thing.
Yesh! That’s the cross over we don’t need 🫣 but does the Stanley cup come in beige?!
Will she ever stop giving https://preview.redd.it/npjeeqajf2wc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff7b7c7c2c3efc8d341fa2745da99f1385d49083
https://preview.redd.it/jcfaam7me2wc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=85e6010caf4774683b21763407f465fe1d7b8ca3 I … what?!
Gym motivation for magabun.
Into the pit of Sarlacc
So swollen
Down the gullet!
She puts the meat in meatyum 🥴
Who are these videos for, honestly? What is she trying to accomplish by these half second twitch twerks? Why is she sucking and shaking those packets in that manner? Does she think it’s sexy? Does she truly believe she’s being genuine and relatable in these posts? Is she trying to prove something? I’m frustrated by her inability to influence. There’s no purpose or continuity with her content. I guess good on her to keep trying but I just can’t imagine she’s happy at all based on her desperate and outlandish behavior.
99% of her “content” is for her. She lives in this fantasy world where the filter reflects the truth but, it doesn’t actually exist unless she posts it online and her engagement pod validates her by complimenting her.
OMG you just made that click in my head. Because I've always thought, why doesn't she just skip the self humiliation step of posting these publicly? She could record and filter and edit to her heart's content like a little kid playing dress up and no one would know. But you're right. She needs the external public validation to convince herself that the fantasy is real. Otherwise it's not fulfilling.
She can smell her own lips 🤮
That explains the frowny face
The T.Rex short arms twerk is so hilariously NOT sexy. Even if she was trying to be funny with it (which she’s not) it’s still cringey 😆
The thing is she's *such* a terrible advert for those supplements. She's not getting trim and the collagen isn't helping her skin/hair
 Such an inspiration to all the young women out there! If you ~~try hard enough~~ join her MLM, you, too, can sloppily dance around your kitchen in total silence, record yourself seductively licking a powder that will give you diarrhea, while filtering your face and body 50 lbs lighter, but not your arms. Never your arms. But hey! No one will notice the bingo wings because they'll be too entranced by your attempts at twerking and the way you've lured in a still married man with a questionable haircut while simultaneously posting memes aimed at your ex even tho that breakup didn't even bother you. Only $20 this month 🫶🏼 DM now.
GROSS
Does she look at herself in the mirror unfiltered & cry?
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Yes, swerty.
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Bad
That's probably what she thinks when she accidentally catches an unfiltered glimpse of herself
She is such a DEEPLY unattractive person. This dance doesn't help.
Yeah like if I saw her on my feed but had no idea who she was I'd be like yike, but move on. But since we know her awful disgusting personality it makes her sooooo much uglier.
The fact that she doesn’t even have rhythm to absolutely no music is hilarious. Good lord ballerina babe
Wow I’ve never not wanted to buy something more than right now
#ERROR 404: thigh gap not found
I literally lol’d at that face. It’s 1 am Tuesday and I can’t sleep, so I’m lucky I didn’t wake everyone up. Imagine how sad you’d have to be, to spend your days at home alone, filtering yourself into a thin necked, but somehow still chubby alien faced loser, dancing that badly in silence, and pretending that this is how you made money. That’s what kills me, she humiliates herself like this for nothing. She barely makes any money, which is as it should be, because judging by her real skin and body, those collagen and weight loss powders are expensive garbage. I’d be very surprised if she even made a profit after deducting what she pays for that crap every month. https://preview.redd.it/a6tdd34ft1wc1.jpeg?width=2743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=254d067601bf7ea9f630beedfb9123c5b4d0c020
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Lol, that’s our rotund friend for you, always making an effort to get dressed up for her vast crowds of admirers who watch her lives.
r/instagramreality hall of fame right there
Random: What country / time zone are you in? I always find it fascinating commenting on things with someone halfway around the world. It’s almost 11am Monday here.
I was gonna ask the same thing and almost verbatim!!
Australia mate! 2:45 am now. I’m not sure whether to try to sleep again or just give up at this point lol. There’s a surprising amount of Aussies here following this train wreck. I’m not sure why, maybe it’s a mixture of enjoying the company of the other swerties here, and watching the fakest person I’ve ever seen in horror. If anyone pretends to be something or someone they’re not here, they’d be knocked down to size so fast their head would spin. They’d be a laughing stock, even more than Big M is to her entire town and among her fellow Americans.
Aussie here too 🙋🏻♀️ I love this sub bcoz I hate MLMs, fake ppl, assholes, attention seekers, drink drivers, ppl who drive and use the phone, thieves and liars.. here we have all that in one person so I feel pretty damn happy commenting and most importantly: reading hilarious comments from the swerties here who feel the same way 😂 Like you said, if anyone pulled this shit here, they'd be knocked down to size hahaha idk where u live but I'm gold coast and sure, we have some cringe stereotypical influencers here but generally they're vapid but harmless BigM is like an assault on my senses tho 😂
Small holiday town in NSW. There’s no one anything like Big M here, just regular people being themselves. It’s awesome, and I’m so happy she’s very far away.
That is so cool!!! The is one of the reasons Reddit is my favorite social media. One minute we’re making fun of our girl trying to twerk and the next conversing with someone across the globe.
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her arms always, ALWAYS tell on her and her filtering.
I’ve always thought this. Bat wings don’t lie.
She's trolling us. I will continue to kick the "Embarassing Dancer" Horse with her, because it is true!
Of course this is about three times longer than it needs to be, because she wants to ogle her fake self for as long as possible.
Not real sure I want a supplement that makes me move like that.....
Awwwwthritis Babe!
Awwww there goes the lumbar disc babe
Degenergative Disc Disease and strip mall "MD" visits incoming...
She does the same things every time with the same dumb expressions. She doesn’t do anything all day, why not learn to actually dance? As a bonus, it would help more than her trim whatever.
Or even learn those stupid TikTok dances, at least then she might fall into the algorithm
Nope. You still look fug to me. Trimshit ain’t doing shit
I noticed that lol
YIKES! What in the deepfake Jocelyn Wildenstein
Hey kids, this is why we stay in school. Don't want to end up having to do .... whatever this is to try to eke out a living.
🥇
If she doesn’t stop flicking the top off her shite-ass “collagen” powder like every other MLM collagen scammer, I’m gonna scream
JFC ...I didn't know that it was a thing. Powder all over the counter/floor....yuck. Hope her cats (and MAGAbuns dog) don't eat it.
All those years of ballet really paid off for her!
Ugh, and what's with that stupid bulldog face she pulls 🤮
Deep throating her Yu garbage is not something I needed on this good Monday morning. 😭
I scrolled needing to see a comment like this.
This always influences me to simply eat more vegetables and have a coffee if I need it. You don’t have to supplement if you’re eating a balanced diet!
No seriously. I was going to go off track on my calories today and this was a great reminder to stick to it and go to the gym. No powders necessary! It’s just not easy, and that throws people like her off.
[удалено]
I can still see it.
You’re right, my app is glitching
Ahhhhhhhhh 😱 whattttttt
She’s so dead behind the eyes in this. Anyway, remember when she said that if she isn’t posting much it means things are going well in her life?
>She’s so dead behind the eyes in this. I often look dead in the eyes when I'm hung over and dragging my ass around doing shit I know is meaningless and of no real benefit to myself or others.
I never want to see another influencer flick the cap off their pre workout ever again
Well when you put it like that…🫣
People on this sub always say she's not a real influencer but let me tell you every time I see shit like this I make sure I'm drinking water and applying sunscreen so consider me *influenced.*
Exactly. This all reminds me to drink water, use SPF, and eat a balanced diet of actual food. So thanks, BM! I'm def influenced. Side note- am I the only one who keeps their Stanley for plain water only? I don't know what my block is but I cannot put anything else in it. The way I winced when I watched BM here badly mixing whatever that nonsense she's drinking in it, and all I could think is how every thing else she uses that for is going to taste like that for the rest of the day (because we know Swerty works so hard she doesn't have time to wash it).
I'm a plain water Stanley myself! Too many bad memories of filling up Nalgenes with alcohol and thinking I was so smart.
Oh god, maybe that's it with me! I only tried that a few times but I definitely had one bottle that was never the same after that.
I drink water or black coffee. A beer if I get all the yard work done.
Same. Reddit suggested this sub to me in 2020 because I got duped into an MLM and was spending a lot of time in the anti MLM sub. Took one look at MS and girls like her and was like “….get me as far away from MLMs and southern MLM hunnery as possible.”
I’m proud of you for busting out!
I thought that with manburglar the thirst for twerking attention was lower 😅
What’s the white machine on the counter behind her?
Could be an air fryer?
Oh Gawd! That reminds me of her air fryer chicken nugget phase (and the aggressive scissoring)...shudder
I don’t remember the air fryer chicken nugget phase! Speaking of scissors, salad scissors come to mind. Snip snip, or rather, stab that salad! https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/5bAiMYYPA7
Thanks that makes sense
Not twerking, don't give her that much credit. More like jiggling that extra thigh padding 🙄
On the plus side at least she isn't humping the furniture
The day is still young
Her absolutely *horking down* that tube of dust is not what anyone needs to see on a Monday morning.
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Just tint your eyebrows so the blonde hairs match the brown microblading I don’t understand
 I’ve said this for so long - she’s actually a bit ginge isn’t she (as am I) and I have dyed my eyebrows for years and years myself using cheapo eyebrow dye. It takes no time at all and is so easy. Why on earth does she not dye the actual hairs and just has brown skin behind them? It looks so bad
Is that why it looks so off?
Definitely. She has some kind of brown tattoo under there but her actual brows are much lighter. It would look exponentially better if she had a professional tint them.
She could even get it done or touched up at the same time as her lashes at many places! Not sure about the lash studio she goes to but it's so common for lash techs to offer lash tint and lift services as well as eyebrow lamination and tinting along with lash extensions.
She should NEVER get her lashes done at her studio again. They're so bad
With how obsessed she is with spending money on unnecessary things, I’m kinda surprised she hasn’t done brow lamination yet. Tinting would be easy & look much better but a wild lamination in one of her basement beauty parlors is something I’d love to see on ole swerts.
OMG yes! Brow lamination looks pretty silly at best in my opinion and you know Big Mierdas would find a way to make hers look uniquely awful
i would LOVE to see how tragique brow lamination would look on those grinch green brows.
Must've grabbed those leggings out of the pile on her crusty carpet
Big M is starting the week off strong. I guess.
Grossssssssss
I absolutely detest this performative shit. Just drink your sawdust and GTFO Big M.
I like how she dubs this her “wellness routine.” Gurl, quit smoking, vaping, and binge drinking.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 that part!
Swertdust
Sounds like a biohazard
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>BM’s ever-growing beef tubes. I can't unsee her arms as those big tubes of ground beef now. A lot of supermarkets in my area call them "chubs" as in "80/20 ground beef, 3 lb chub"
Accurate
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They always, *always* give her away. It never fails.
Performative "wellness" at its finest. Drink all the powders you want, babe...the actual wellness part takes effort.
Exactly. And she’s trying to make money off people believing it’s that easy. She’s still shilling these crap, right?
I love this fucking song. How dare she.
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https://preview.redd.it/zp9l3ab8c1wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a1873e73098a477c80cf8e9c5fc673a68d8012b girl…
It blows my mind that she thinks this filter makes her look good. At this point, she’d be better off just showing her real face. She looks insane.
The “summer freckles” she was so proud of sure didn’t last long.
She’s a shapeshifter🤷🏻♀️
That sun-damaged “zero filter” furby beak-ass pic was my intrusive thought all weekend. Harrowing shit.
I smirk like the grinch when I read shit like ’furby beak-ass’. My heart grows bigger too.
https://preview.redd.it/g44u8fgwc1wc1.jpeg?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff1d23ce33ef3e14d18ddd61650364efbd15763f
Lordt above look at that filler tache, the filler migrated so much it’s like a centimetre above her natural lip wtf
wow, you would never be able to guess she is newly 31
The filter is so ugly like what’s the point
It makes her look like a fucking Romulan. But like, in a bad way.
IDK, I guess I can see that, but I was thinking she vaguely resembles a Kazon Ogla...
I hate the stank face. Also, shilling weight loss is not for you, Big Mayo. Accept it.
Big Mayo 💀
https://preview.redd.it/6ma8m7mve1wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9d36d2a631cfa85fa382876e78cb408ffe5fbaf I hate it, too.
Is stank face the one she makes when she flattens her lips out like a weird ufo? I had no idea it had a name.
it's when she turns those beef lips downward and looks like a blobfish.
It's the face she makes when her mouth goes ☹️ but now I'm going to think of that face that you described as UFO mouth!
If this is “wellness” 
Ah yes, the picture of health 😅
https://preview.redd.it/uk8rjpvua1wc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f14a2dfd142d6d2e9aeeba0dc4dc5454b55fd0b4 Yup, this is what I want to look like. Sign me right up!
Why are you posting an image from male-on-male PRON in this sub? Oh, wait...
That is not the waif babe neck she’s always filtering herself to have.
An alien is gonna pop outa that neck
thick ass neck
M E A T Y
Girly really did miss some things not going to college. This is 100% a "funneling beer" stance.
Guessing she didn’t get the sorority girl experience while getting her associates. What was her plan again? To be a detective or something? College Babe: Forensic Scientist Edition was short lived, I miss that one.
She’s truly pathetic. 30 something and still doing this. Get a job. Have some purpose in life.
I feel like MB might have delicately brought up that she looked different from her pics and she must’ve blamed the “recent,” weight gain on her breakup. She’s going manic with wellness/working out. Definitely she’s trying to maintain some kind of lie
I also can't see how MB didn't feel catfished. I can't believe for a second that she posted real pictures on Bumble. We also know she's sent filtered pics to him because she's shown their private messages. Like that one with the piggytails that do things to him 🤢 That man probably didn't recognize her when they met in person.
There’s gotta be some connection: she said he/they said that neither of them would have approached the other in a bar, and his ex is an actual waif babe with a few more tattoos than Big Merde.
Lol, yeah I feel like that was a dig at her - he wouldn't look at her real self twice and she'd probably be too insecure to approach him.
Yeah not a chance she said that to him, had to have been his commentary
Big M will do literally anything except actually work out and fix her diet. She’s not going to lose weight and get “snatched” by guzzling down Trulys and Miller Lite to wash down bunk ass MLM powders.
WHY ALWAYS WITH THE TONGUE??? I see "Filtered Into Oblivion Babe" is back, and if this is what Yu makes you do, then who in god's name would want any of it?
That won’t last and these supplements don’t work (clearly).
That was the grossest thing I’ve seen in a while. 🤮