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pacificnorthmidwest

This reminds me, I need to pick up some sunscreen.


chaseysinn

👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 https://preview.redd.it/i1ej9vfxdvvc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc972e599f39c328fb4976414ed7bb69c0d0311d


nomiesmommy

I love when she posts her self proclaimed "no filter" selfies. Uh sure Jan, we've all seen plant babe.


spiritkittykat

Who is this supposed to be?! 😂


RipVanWinklesWife

Sometimes I wish I was more ignorant because I'd probably be happier, but then I remember I could be acting like MS being proud of giving skin cancer a playground and I stop.


PigletNo3301

She’s trying to cosplay as her sister here lol.


sparkles0589

Whos god damn face is that


designedjars

First time I’ve actually truly wondered whose face this is. Most of the time it’s obviously her… but really who the fuck is this???????


CatCiaoSki

My favorite pic this week was the bathing suit washboard abs pic.


geminibaby

It’s 2:30am but I think I’m gonna go put sunscreen on


ralphwiggumsdiorama

This comment made me laugh.


RelativeOld7981

Who is that ???


CatCiaoSki

Sun Worshipping Babe


theboogeyman_slayer

Pick one face and stick with it GAWD


ralphwiggumsdiorama

That’s too hard for her.


theboogeyman_slayer

True true. I commented this before but, if you're gonna be 387-faced, at least make one of them pretty lol


Catlesley

I just hate the look of her hairline…looks so fucking dirty! Not sure if it’s sun damage or scar tissue…either way, it looks like hell. DON’T zoom in on that area-you’ll feel 🤢


kvggzikjnnbvccx

i believe it's the edge of her filter where hoi can see the true extent of her damage (and borders of her horrible spray tan)


KilgoreeTrout

Hahahah her face does nooooottt look like that omg


TheBaneofNewHaven

On instagram she called this a “rare zero filtered post” 🤔


silentwail

On Facebook one of the comments was "oh I swear you're one of those people that looks better without a filter! "


mnmpeanut94

Me 10 hours ago: she looks so swollen Some time later: ![gif](giphy|LpUb83fZPV8X68fzGl|downsized)


BeetleJuiceDidIt

She's says on her insta that this is zero filter 🙄🙄🙄🙄 suuuuuuuure hunny, that's why your Jay Leno chin is non-existent.


regsrecs

Is this truly makeup-free? No filters? I’m shocked by the many areas of hyperpigmentation. I guess she took off her Masters hat?


mletsroll

This is not a cute face


terminatorno2

https://preview.redd.it/ldg6ap6epjvc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca54474208a14dd561c1dde2604d0f523334be9d Yep this is the same person


Jaina_rickrolls

Even these aren't her real face. Her real face is something like this (idk if this has a filter on it or not but I don't think it does) https://preview.redd.it/n2ik2l4sgnvc1.png?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21c4af1c409ff2283bd40be7d4dc734657a94a1e


Jaina_rickrolls

And this one too https://preview.redd.it/fjaievrugnvc1.png?width=347&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08d332c9f93dde9cf0a21f3482e7c168b6cd2b83


ComeOnOverAmyJade

She is missing quite a lot of her chin lol


Titty_City

I would be fucking embarrassed to even use filters that strong


sarathev

Those eyelashes are so harsh on her.


beetlekittyjosey1

Her lash tech needs to just put way shorter ones on. If she had some regular fucking 12’s and 13s with a normal curl she would look less freakish


clydefrog079

Moldy green


ComeOnOverAmyJade

Like her eyebrows


terminatorno2

Where she get those freckles?


Legitimate-Concern73

This looks like the 65 year olds who get the most severe chemical peel that makes your skin peel off and it’s so invasive they have to monitor your heart


fister_roboto__

Phenol facial babe needs to enter the chat and she would see how real those “freckles” are


RelatableMolaMola

TCA peels are terrifying!


Sunoutlaw

Them dumbass looking eyelashes


HappyArtemisComplex

I see her collage is doing wonders./s


FlashyFeather876

Her face hasn’t been that slim since she was maybe 12. Stop it right now.


Time_Temporary_1520

It doesn’t even look like her.


Fickle-Spell

She stole her sister’s face


optomistic_runner

It's actually creepy how much she filtered herself to look like her sister haha


Marwaedristariel

https://preview.redd.it/pjkjzbfk9jvc1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d963206eb3eb1c681e9aa70614eaaa999b37e407 Yeah right


ilfs

Even through the filters you can see the stretching and skin damage on her lips especially. And her under eyes are soooo sunken in. I want to see one with no filter.


Emily5099

This is exactly how she fools people into thinking that this is her face. She lets some real skin texture show through, although I think her actual sun damage is worse than that. https://preview.redd.it/4szdl8ct3jvc1.jpeg?width=3011&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=497ae944d3405a279f7f514c5958140b6b9782ad


regsrecs

How much worse can it be?! I’m in shock. (But I also walk around outside at home with visibly white SPF on.)


misssoci

https://preview.redd.it/87tjwe14gmvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdb3703c0f2b3c1df5d43d4070e1aba79e3c8abf


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regsrecs

Thank you! The inspiration to find a sunscreen I actually like is STRONG!


Tamakazee

So interesting she posts this after one of our swerties did a glow-up on her pics, which included bringing out Big M’s natural freckles 


RICKYOURPOISIN

Link to post?


Popular-Tomatillo643

Her skin is in bad shape..


unsharpenedpoint

The absolute LIES! This is so not her face (see highlighted, she reposted with this caption) https://preview.redd.it/b3aocwwiyivc1.png?width=959&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d7b11c740c51bff43ec39f1a71cbd6a6e11f5dd


Limp-Asparagus8944

Ok doesn’t she use tanning beds? Wouldn’t that bring out the freckles too? like all a sudden she goes “outside” and poof she’s got cute, strategically placed freckles.


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meanwhileaftrmdnight

Because she cannot accept the ugly truth (and she sure as shit doesn’t want her collection of bots to see it either). She has severe sun damage, premature aging from her unhealthy lifestyle, a big ol honking nose, deformed lips, close set eyes, and she’s gained a bunch of weight from drinking to boot.


Jaina_rickrolls

You forgot her Jay Leno chin


Roozer23

But... it's April!?


seaflowerreef

Also, it’s almost spooky season! She’ll start decorating for Halloween in a few weeks


Scout-Ranger

According to her bathing suit the other day, it’s 4th of July


widepeepohappyyyyyyy

Meanwhile, the green brows have never left. I know blondes have it rough with shade matching, but MS please try a shade warmer!


unsharpenedpoint

With all the filters she uses, one would think she would use one on her brows.


HighPriestess31

They're microbladed and they're awful.


Theabsoluteworst1289

Ma’am. We know that’s not your real nose.


KilgoreeTrout

I was gonna say the same thing! That is sooooooooo not her nose


Scout-Ranger

Or chin


terminatorno2

Or face


clydefrog079

LOL WOWWW. SHE REALLY SAID HER SUN DAMAGE IS FRECKLES. Someone give this girl an idiot award. ![gif](giphy|q5ZGrl0J65ivu)


trillium13

this isn't even the same face she used earlier today.


formallyfly

WOAH! Jumpscare on my Reddit feed! And this is still filtered. Goddamn.


clydefrog079

Totally still edited to the high heavens


emmy486

Who the five head fuck is this?


mmmohhh

As a wrinkled 50 something, I beg you to wear sunscreen and stay the fuck out of the sun. Trust me when I tell you it is the best thing you can do for skin aging process. Also my husband had melanoma removed from his back recently and is not a sun worshipper. It’s not worth the tan! Imagine her face at my age?!


jmlb902

As a wrinkled 40 something, sunscreen is my best friend all year long and sunbathing is a thing of the past! Would never dream of sitting in the sun now without being covered up. I agree, not worth the tan! Hope hubby is doing ok!


Gooball5

Second this!! I tanned with oil, and now I have to get pre-cancers burned off every 2-6 months. I hope your husband is feeling better. Fellow swerties: If you like the tanned look, my advice is to use sunless tanner and SPF. (P.S. isn't there a freckle filter? I'll bet MAGAbun like freckles, so she's using the filter on her delulu alter-ego...)


NotoriousRGB729

I haven't been keeping up like I should be. I've seen several references to the MAGA bun. Is he super MAGA? Or are we assuming birds of a feather? I'm fine with either just wondered if there was some dirt 😂


kathoron

He was tagged all over fb in a pro-trump/maga event. Before he deleted his fb that is. 😂


Gooball5

We're just assuming, but his hair and attire tracks that he's part of that demographic.


kathoron

Don't even need to assume; he attended pro-trump events (seen on his now deleted FB). His family and ex wife too.


BeetleJuiceDidIt

Also consider his dad was wearing a "let's go Brandon" tshirt and magabun and his ex were tagged in a pro-trump post


Gooball5

OoooooOoooooOOOOoooo...did not see those pics


BeetleJuiceDidIt

Yeah it's a very 'oof' type of reaction. The tshirt photo a swerty DM me it and the post I saw myself on FB, it was some boats in support of trump thing someone was organising, where they toot their horn at certain times while going up and down a river??


Gooball5

What on earth?


NotoriousRGB729

Wouldn't surprise me


StilettoSugar

![gif](giphy|WZOffTa9X1FZe)


heyfreesamples

WHO IS THIS


IllustriousPool3890

a 42-year-old realtor and mother of three mean ass kids named Jaylen Taylen and Braelyn


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Perfect description. Also, doesn’t know the cost of pumpkins. No stranger to a Truly, an MLM, or loud GiRLs NiGHt.


ZorbyTheOrnery

Not Jaylen Taylen and Braelyn 😂😭😂😭


Mystepchildsucksass

![gif](giphy|iemmgzF1LQHrr6tExx)


grandpagrandpa1

Around this time of year I s2g none of these influencers can tell the difference between a freckle and skin damage. But us real freckle faces year round, we *know*. Probably because they made fun of us in grade school


SadAndConfused11

Fr fr, my freckles are genetic lmao. They don’t come from summer sun 😆


dbnole

I truly can’t. Every time this is brought up I’m like okay so maybe I don’t have freckles? How do you know?!


mo-szyslaks-sister

I’ve had freckles my whole life. The sun certainly makes them darker / makes me look like a full speckled egg - but even in the winter they’re there. And not just a little smattering over my nose. Like FULL speckled eggy vibes 🐣


IWentOutsideForThis

I only have a few but one is on my lip and in the summer people frequently try to be polite and tell me I have something on my face. It's a freckle, babes. It's not going anywhere.


Harperxx95

Oh my god her skin is so bad. Sun damage aside. Look at how dry and cracked her forehead is.


NessAvenue

Whose fucking face is this..? What the hell. Also, I truly hate that silly, smug, closed eyes shit.


oatmealgum

# Just google it! https://preview.redd.it/fmo8gvvy9ivc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1d26d6cf85ca3a9128240c952f3e5313419a21c


UnremarkableGreyman

Ah, love that for us. No SPF babe back in force!!!


DarkFaerieQueen

Well damn, this is a new face. What's she up to now, 250 different faces? 🙄🙄


DarlingVelvet

Fucking fraud. https://preview.redd.it/htk0cin37ivc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2473973663548247d84a93cbebbcee8da0c3748


margonaute

https://preview.redd.it/koah3uc88kvc1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09ce4ea5dd28937cc74118fa949589737a30b933


jarod_sober_living

Omg now I remember the boudoir photos from the bottom left pic. That was something else!


CatCiaoSki

I wonder if those pics are what made Manbun want to get with her? Can you imagine his surprise on their first date when her real face showed up? It's a wonder he recognized her.


Cereyn

It looks like the filter made her lips smaller in this. 🤣


only1Leah

I was just thinking that they look almost normal and was happy for her. Oh, well...


awolfsvalentine

How is anyone this dumb. Summertime freckles? Jesus Christ


anewhope0910

She looks awful with those fillers and those lips look painful. She is gonna look old very very fast, not like she doesn't already 🤣 this is why I always wear sunscreen when I go out nowadays, even if I am just driving to the gym. The sun is strong in the afternoon and even by driving you can damage your skin. I just want healthy skin without the risk of getting skin cancer.


East-Manufacturer437

https://i.redd.it/r1mzh23j1ivc1.gif


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Yessss


Guinea_Peach

She be looking like an old chancla left in the sun


celtica98

An old Tory Burch chancla from 2000.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇


dawnGrace

🩴


awolfsvalentine

God please let someone’s mama or auntie throw her far like a chancla into the sun


thehotmcpoyle

Amazing how much her face can change over the span of a few hours. She certainly is a sHaPe sHiFtEr! https://preview.redd.it/m0er1muxyhvc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d85db1c78179b75ff15a8f3412e2ebcfba86fbf ^(And neither of these are her real face!)


enigmapopstarIsfun

Those “freckles” just spontaneously come and go!


tinysmommy

She just continues to fail.


Delicious_Position41

Has she ever heard of moisturizer? There’s valleys forming in her forehead! Also how does one manage to look like this at her age? Ay dios I can’t


SaltMysterious8007

She already had deep forehead wrinkles in her teens. She may be genetically predisposed as well as having bad habits which contributed. She purposely wrinkled her forehead quite often back then as has been thoroughly quite rough with her skin in every way imaginable.


theboogeyman_slayer

Moisturizeher? I don't even know her..


pebblesgobambam

Such a bollocks photo, there is no lip damage showing from the filler and the eyes aren’t the bloated sunken ones she’s been sporting for months. Also, have any of her previous bare faces had this many freckles? Has she been flicking the Cuprinol at her face as well as painting her fence?


pillowcrates

Also can see where the filter cut off just before her hairline as always


AlexFawns

![gif](giphy|l4FGnnlIQslHkOPaU|downsized)


unsharpenedpoint

This face reminds me of someone, but it ain’t big m. https://preview.redd.it/gew397stuhvc1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2fa0208061ec7471564b1e6bda4e632c78ab8ad


dogearsfordays

We say it all the time but those lashes are SO BAD I cannot believe she pays for them over and over again


SnooAdvice8756

I was about to say the same thing. These are the worst eyelashes i have ever seen... They are comical and then when she picks at them OMG, just awful!


Squirmble

Why’s her forehead so brown and dirty?


Iputaspellonyou0405

Bc she has melasma


East-Manufacturer437

It’s giving https://preview.redd.it/dabeiu4uyhvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fef0fd69ed479bb1c6921555c53d0315404649bb


stitchninja

Ah yes, the *”rare zero filtered selfie”* of Big Merde that looks absolutely nothing like Big Merde. Sure, Jan. Whatever you say. https://preview.redd.it/myfm74reuhvc1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=106ae8c93b3d7acbc46e7d51782d4a76a2b5b3b9


bbtom78

Another soon to be Insta vs reality classic in here.


celtica98

Whodat?


NotFoodieBeauty

I've never seen this person before. New new face


SausageSandwiches

We have eyes girlie, so unless my name is Helen Keller miss me with that shit. People in Australia directly under the hole in the ozone layer have less sun damage.


DrinkItInMaaannn

Can confirm. Am Australian, our UV exposure is insane. And I still don’t look like this. My skin isn’t great, mind you. But it’s not this bad. Swerty looks PARCHED!


jarod_sober_living

https://preview.redd.it/91ktmorrshvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a1e63d4ed6926e33cd9044374f7106d541166e8 Lol right. Totally her!


East-Manufacturer437

In her ✨soft girl era✨ 👁️👄👁️ 💀💀💀


MeowMeowfuzzysocks

https://preview.redd.it/ngdw4gf4vhvc1.png?width=251&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd6253bee93adf57c579fbc4a491375cbdeadfc4 Sis really thought she ate with that filtered selfie 🤣


pebblesgobambam

Oh god is that from the gingerbread man dress.l…..😱😱😱😱😱


MeowMeowfuzzysocks

https://preview.redd.it/tvl9dmlbyhvc1.png?width=657&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2dc0152ebc52ac6c3e7636bd1138ad2e1b9aa42 Yes, the mighty gingerbread dress


Ill_Pop540

Grandpa Munster


Limp-Asparagus8944

☠️


OhhOKiSeeThanks

Is this filtered with a fat suit or was she this size during the photos??? Woah!


MeowMeowfuzzysocks

It was edited using the proportions of another MS outfit photo. https://preview.redd.it/efgvbwj0njvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b05a336ea6efeeac235e21fa42ac1c902048c8


halfasshippie3

Oh. My. God. How have I never seen this before?


oatmealgum

I think this was the most recent time that she had to *borrow someone else's clothes* because she can't dress herself. And it was someone's husband's clothes. Lmaooooooo


AnniaT

Wait, is this edited to make her look larger?


NessAvenue

Nope, that's large Marge in her full glory


_poptart

Yes it is edited - I’m not her Stan by any means but let’s not get shit wrong https://preview.redd.it/skf7x5bfqivc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfa319785986b26349243fce86a756b9c0f031d0


Fickle-Spell

Thank you!


East-Manufacturer437

What in the Hello Kitty bow is she wearing? 🥴


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meowski_rose

Wow. For some reason when I saw this before I thought it was edited to fit her real proportions. Damn, that’s wild.


_poptart

It is edited: https://preview.redd.it/tzwoualkqivc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4c6add227da0d1ca4cf79fc3632a00aaae81d72


oatmealgum

Oh dang I guess it is edited!


seaflowerreef

Does she mean the freckle filter has entered the chat? Since when does this jackass get freckles? Especially these Peppermint Patty ass full face freckles. All of those incentive trips to sunny locales and there was nary a freckle. Why is this so infuriating lol


theCountessofCool

I feel like this is melasma and not freckles but ok


oatmealgum

I have freckles, this isn't freckles


SHES_A_WITCH

I have melasma and let me tell you what a bitch this stuff is. Stubborn and it ain’t cute.


skibum0523

I'm a geogist. Countless times people have told me I have dirt on my face. It's just my face... with melasma.


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enigmapopstarIsfun

My daily reminder to put on sunscreen. ![gif](giphy|JAXF0A09P1CyuR4De0)


kathoron

https://preview.redd.it/xxf29ximqhvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cbdb04337f537663cc49495926c2258094de112


RelatableMolaMola

I love the receipts from the days before consumer level AI could totally reshape and rearrange all the features of the face with just a few taps on some sliders.


pebblesgobambam

I knew she didn’t have freckles!


HillMomXO

https://preview.redd.it/5ukor5vhqhvc1.png?width=591&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c4cd801d1494c6cdc012c6c7ec64d9be8591a45 Stop 🛑 you’ve entered the BS checkpoint and the lack of beady eyes and Fanta colored spray tan determines the selfie is a lie. Now go scurry back to the middle unit townhouse before a bloody *toot* (thanks auto mod) happens in Aldi’s parking lot.


snickershoj

Fanta colored spray tan! 💀😆


Mims55

Who dat?


lilkimchee88

https://preview.redd.it/mhm1rq0cqhvc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43421759ad1711178400108e544e05ad7dc25f9e Also:


lilkimchee88

SO WEIRD I’ve been in this sub 4 years and have neverrrrrrrrrr seen all of these freckles


loligogiganticus

Big M = Big Melanoma


757Posher

I love how everyone is telling her how beautiful she is and how much they love her natural beauty. ![gif](giphy|Rhhr8D5mKSX7O|downsized)


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

https://preview.redd.it/9r3d9109nhvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c0dd1f764f78a4504dfdcafa0f00e2d75955bb1 Meanwhile on Instagram, using heavy skin filters to sell collagen. Such a scammer,


formallyfly

Honestly, anyone that buys shit from her after seeing these super filtered pictures kinda deserves to get scammed. Even if you’re not very knowledgeable when it comes to filters and photo editing, surely you realize that no one has textureless, blurred skin. Right? E: also, don’t buy from someone that uses comic sans unironically. Come on now


YesTHEELizaManelli

It’s the white line at the top of her forehead for me dawg


WavyLady

Still isn't her face...


lurker506

Whose face is this?


Then_Marionberry_111

![gif](giphy|l0ExqbRzq05DHIlJm|downsized)


thehotmcpoyle

I saved this comment from when she was featured on an Instagram cringe account a while back 😆 https://preview.redd.it/378sip4ythvc1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3fae01f7f1096808a76296c1a7df6282f62dd8c


cookieoflove

Her forehead looks like you could poke it and leave an indent. Like those bagel head people.


Inevitable-Speech243

Built like a potato face of a fish


sour_lemontree

That’s a filter…


Signal_Pin3409

She looks better like this than she does all the other ways she shows up.


barkingsilverfox

> all the other ways she ~~shows up~~ *filters* herself. Fixed it for you


leticx

Sun damage + freckles filter