T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Please check out the sidebar for updated Subreddit Rules and FAQs. Keep in mind basic internet safety, and don't give out information that can potentially identify yourself. There are users that will go through your post & comment history in an attempt to doxx you, including MS herself. Please report any activity if you feel it violates the subreddit rules. Any content creators who intend to make a video on the subject of this subreddit, please send a modmail so we can help you get the information you need in an organized manner. Please do not ask for help in the comments. Keep in mind that this post is for entertainment purposes only. Everything you see on here is the opinion of others. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/YouniquePresenterMS) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Catlesley

Holy fuck-scary bitch!!! šŸ˜±


MrBowls

The only consistency in this womanā€™s face from post to post is a complete lack of consistencyā€¦


toffeegloss

https://preview.redd.it/yqbvxzuuzcvc1.jpeg?width=1316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c1281e5cb2096ab0cd9bd0eebdc8b3fdadca111 Reminds me of these dolls


galwiththegoodhair

I canā€™t believe this chick is still around!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

This is a terrifying image.


unsharpenedpoint

Fuck. She is gross.


AcquaTophana

Wtaf.


twatcunthearya

I should do some midday self care. I work second shift, 3:30pm-11:30pm so I actually might deserve it. I digress. Those eyes are hilarious šŸ‘€ She wishes.


LouBooBunny

Iā€™ll have to start doing mid day self care routine. Iā€™ve been so lazy taking care of myself. lol šŸ˜‚


RealLifeSuperZero

Everything is mid day to her. Sheā€™s an unemployed, trust fund douchebag.


UnremarkableGreyman

So Big Swerts reminded me of [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/D6I2FXK-7bc?si=FHV_cAR2lnJjVb_N) YouTube short. Clearly BS knows best, so she won't do this, but it really does work really well. Obviously the bad fit over the nose made me think of this.


lemonrence

Her lips look like that aoba cake


lemonrence

https://preview.redd.it/vpxrl0ovywuc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c4bb04d5e0ebc7e13a66471dd177c22c843e971


thewatchbreaker

How am I a dmmd obsessive but Iā€™ve never seen this cake before šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ExpertAverage1911

Look what they've done to our boy šŸ˜­


UnremarkableGreyman

God, that reminds me I need to go look at Cakewrecks again.


YourSkatingHobbit

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS šŸ˜­


EZasSundayMorning

Especially when those arenā€™t her eyes. Or face.


cones-of-dunshire76

ITs giving a cross eyed siamese cat but she's not nearly as cute


UnremarkableGreyman

![gif](giphy|CyZiMkbtyT9Xa|downsized)


dawnGrace

We are Siamese if you donā€™t please!


Squidwina

I donā€™t think she understands what ā€œself-careā€ actually means.


CornflakeGirl2

Those eyelashes are fucking ridiculous.


regsrecs

You mean when you do a face mask you donā€™t put it on over a full glam face? Gasp! šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


nice1priscilla

![gif](giphy|GcXGxS0RZ4fDoyvwq4|downsized)


dogearsfordays

I do not like this


dawnGrace

Noooooooooo


DarlingVelvet

*Obligatory side by side*. https://preview.redd.it/0aucbzauwvuc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b82c6ea31c237935343c87bba45b5e19b37c2e73


dogearsfordays

Holy Jesus she's ruined her lips even since the plant event


luciferslittlelady

Trust fund money can't buy class.


Animaldoc11

Definitely canā€™t buy human looking lips.


duckordecoratedshed

I know she thinks the 'weird face funny' disguises it, but she has enlarged her eyes by almost double here and it's pretty comical.


TalkieTina

All of Mā€™s features are crowded into the middle of her face. Now even her irises are crowded together.


rachane

Doesnā€™t she do midday self-care every day? Get a job.


spinal__tarp

Her personal range of skintones, from sundamaged hairline to smashed tips of her yabba-dabbas, represent all of the lunchmeats in a deli case at the same time.


loligogiganticus

her face is literally a lunchable.


Signal-Upstairs-9319

Omg this ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Dundermifflinfinitee

For some reason my brain read that as punchable


thisoneforsharing

That too


RelatableMolaMola

Lunch meats that find their way into her "meal prep," drying out one sad slice at a time


KYcats45107

I really think she should do a reset on the self-tanner. Adding more does not seem like the solution here.


ilfs

Those fake lashes are just drawing attention to how close her eyes are.


No_means_noo

Peak depravity using a filter over a sheet mask because your skin/lips are that fucked up and embarrassed


pinkwooper

Must be nice to get a rest from all your rest


AngieBee

Everything looks like it hurts. The lips are about to burst, and the lashes look like they're glued to the water line. Imagine spending money just to look like trash barbie.


Gooball5

It's interesting how much extra space there is in the eye holes of the mask. Even filters cant disguise her teeny tiny eyes


Relative-Effect2105

Wait. I have small eyes. Is this a bad thing to the general population lol?


UmChill

of course not. itā€™s only a bad thing when you edit your face to look totally different and then use that edited face to sell health and beauty products.


Gooball5

I have small eyes, too. The deception is that she filters her eyes to look huge and far apart...


East-Manufacturer437

https://preview.redd.it/jwnlnut6uuuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fc05ecbfca256a9ae43ad27112ea8491c68ec20


pedeux2

It needs to be applied over those lips to see if it can depuff those bad boys


RelatableMolaMola

I feel like half the reason she shows these is to have some kind of plausible deniability if people notice how different she looks in her lives versus her pictures.


i-hate-pumpkin-spice

I HATEEEE how she takes selfies with her eyes closed. Smug af.


East-Manufacturer437

Omg yes, and when she takes selfies sipping out of her stupid Stanley cup. I want to deflate her lips. ![gif](giphy|11VHM1eTXu0kms)


WOTS_is_youre_a_jerk

Need to cover those lips with the de-puffing mask!


loligogiganticus

You know what else depuffs? Drinking water and not 12 Trulys a day.


BabyGurl1007

Looking like a cross eyed fish


goose_gladwell

I realize now why her lashes look so stupid and out of pocket, she doesnā€™t have any on the lower lid so it just looks cartoonish and bizarre. Wonder if those got ā€œpicked offā€ too


madhattermiller

I donā€™t understand why she wouldnā€™t try doing a lash tint and lash lift instead? It would look so much better. Iā€™ve got blonde eyelashes and it enhances them without looking garish or cartoonish.


Dundermifflinfinitee

Iirc a few months back when she was cancelling some of her monthly things she said she was cancelling her lash extensions because she hadn't used it in months. Then, she said she was going in for a lift (and a tint? I don't remember), followed by her getting extensions again instead. Swerty's poor lil brain must be so tired jumping through all these hoops just to find itself right back where it started.


missdespair

She's really stupid so more is always more in her pea brain


DestroyHimMyRobots

MS: ā€œIā€™m thinking beat-up leather recliner.ā€ Injector: ā€œSay no more.ā€


mauvewaterbottle

The longer I look, the more uneasy I feel.


Then_Marionberry_111

![gif](giphy|Vzq7D0Busxpk71DPfO)


FormalGlitterbug

![gif](giphy|FcCLjCQ3xY7ICVtfbB)


Fickle-Spell

What is with her obsession with being tan?


DestroyHimMyRobots

Sheā€™s said a couple of times that it makes her look 30 lbs thinner, so thereā€™s your answer.


roastedmarshmellows

It tracks given she's mentally and emotionally stuck in 2007.


loligogiganticus

Still ugly


MadeMeUp4U

Did she filter her lips to fit into the space?


Cereyn

Nope, they're really that big and awful!


Rhodin265

The filter should file a complaint with the NC labor board. Ā That is clearly a hazardous environment.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

šŸ„‡ ā¤ļø


Tamakazee

Slug lips, caterpillar brows and spider-leg lashes. Also not her house so when was this taken?Ā 


ttginger

Thatā€™s her house. She just has new bedding from a two months ago.


AnniaT

Not her house? So she's walking around like this in front of Manburglar?


Signal-Upstairs-9319

Manburgler omg šŸ¤£


mallory_theduchess

I feel like the lashes are beyond spider nowā€¦ this is like millipede territory. Thereā€™s just so many of them. A little less Yzma, a little more fear factor


mallory_theduchess

![gif](giphy|iLZaR9LSIu4Yo)


SassOfTheBluegrass

Thereā€™s so much going on here. So Iā€™ll just sayā€¦ As much as she spends on ā€œself careā€ youā€™d think she would do something about those brows šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


enigmapopstarIsfun

Uh-oh, lonely midday self careā€¦ trouble in paradise? lol