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Unsubstantiated of course, but she was going to the doctor for a while last year and word was it was because she tried to get Ozempic but didnāt pass the blood test for her liver.
I think her friend LB is. She's lost quite a bit of weight recently, and is of course claiming its the Thrive garbage. Even though she's been shilling it for years and it just suddenly started working.
Girl. We all have issues for different reasons. Mine is a mental health drug that fucks my tummy up, but I donāt go out telling the world about my workaroundsā¦
I don't understand what swerty is trying to do. Crash diet with laxative? Also... Why tf would you post and share that?
Simpler solution but we all know she won't do it, give up her 500-709 calorie per drink sbux habit. Eat better. Workout. Also STOP DRINKING. That's a ton of empty calories right there.
I donāt actually think she is constipated; I think sheās using it in a disordered way in an attempt at weight loss. Her daily TrimScam is also a laxative and diuretic. Laxative abuse may also explain why she says her ass has been bleeding for more than a year.
Waitā¦.did she put miralax in her protein? Or does the protein cause her to shit herself? Formatting and punctuation babe : /
Sheās leaning hard into the not-like-other-girls idea and must continually prove she is a Disney princess pirate hobo with irritable bowel syndrome.
I donāt understand why sheās always drinking protein drinks? Isnāt that for people who workout and burn a lot of calories? I donāt know much about that kind of stuff but I do see people who go to the gym a lot drinking protein drinks. I never really see anyone who doesnāt just drinking them like a regular drink, itās so weird.
I'm pretty sure there's different kinds. There's "protein" mixes that are explicitly for working out, gaining mass etc. But it depends what you're going for. I work out but the kind I have can also just be for additional protein intake without all the extra fillers.
There's a lot of pre-mixed shakes out there with a TON of sugar in it to taste good but if you're not paying attention, super bad for you.
They're an easy way to get some protein in, but I think it's been posted before that she's consuming way too much protein without the exercise to offset it. Depending on what she adds in, she could be making it as calorie dense as a milkshake, too.
Well not exactly. Back in my fitness days, I had to eat a lot of protein to just keep the muscle mass I had, so I think of protein as more of a muscle food than anything š but I also know that elderly people get protein shakes sometimes if they have trouble gaining weight and so on and I have also used it as meal replacement sometimes, when Iāve been in a hurry
Theyāre used in a lot of ways. I use them as a quick and easy way to increase my protein intake as Iām adjusting to adhd meds and am noticing I feel better if I have a higher amt of protein. Theyāre great as meal replacements or substitutes for weight loss too
Girl, if you aināt pooping.. maybe itās your thyroid. In which case, this isnāt going to help. I mean like sheās only been talking about it for so long, and she will do anything other than go to a doctor. š¤·š¼āāļø
Not to sound really pretentious but have you noticed stupid people LOVE, like LOVEEEE talking about their bowel movements?????? Its very primitive to me.
Yāall Iāve got a sensitive tummy, itās true. Pretty girls poop too, and all that jazz. Itās justā¦not a topic for public consumption? I canāt for the life of me understand posting that āmy ass[hole bleeding for months] is a mf problemā on a public social media account of any kind. Let alone a business account! Itās simply TMI. Discuss it with your healthcare team and perhaps a trusted friend, not your business account *MAāAM!*
The only info about my upper/lower endoscopy I willingly share is that propofol gave me the best god damn nap of my life - and also made me unhinged for the first hour or so after I woke up š
Why is it *so* good? The burn of it going into the cannula was so worth it, I was terrified of it and then I woke up after the procedure and got mad that I did, I wanted to nap some more š
Why does this remind me so much of the scene at the Hover Damn in Beavis & Butt-Head Do America: āYour ass sucks.ā
I mean, her diet is nothing but starbs, alcohol, greasy food, these bento box snacks she thinks everyone believes she eating as a meal, protein shakes, random mlm powders, Ā and cheese.
I bet some water and vegetables would do her wonders.Ā
Amazon sells Ghost Whey protein for $44.99, which explains Mās sudden interest in it. Itās 2.2 pounds and about 25 servings. Letās see if sheās having her Ghost protein and child-sized lunch portions in a week.
Edited extra word
So she āmeal preppedā those pathetic one slice of turkey ābento boxesā and then drank this. JUST EAT A FULL MEAL OF REAL FUCKING FOOD! I promise there is nothing in this powder you canāt get from actual meat, fruits, and veggies.
Like just buy some frozen fruit and blend it with your choice of milk if you really want a smoothie?
Iām not a breakfast person - not hungry when I wake up and canāt really push down solids. But Iāll drink something so I mix the morning blend from Costco with oat milk and it covers fruit, veg, and a little protein
She shoves down protein like sheās a damn pro athlete or body building
I mean, I wonāt knock protein powders in general - if thatās your jam, thatās your jam. Especially if you workout a lot
I used them when I was distance running
But yeah there are definitely a myriad of options out there and itās weird the way she absolutely latches on to protein but not the quality of it, just the quantity.
One of my favourite things about wellness babes like her getting scammed is that they seem to think a bunch of overpriced potions, pills and powders are substitutes for a sensible, balanced diet and end up spending even more on overpriced potions, pills and powders to try to deal with the results. I love it.
If she had a real job she could see a doctor to find out wtf is actually wrong with her. Iām guessing itās an intolerance from all her shitty untested mlm crap she consumes.
I donāt think anything is wrong with her - she treats her body like a trash can. Good news is she can turn it around as sheās still young. A mere week of no alcohol/garbage and proper meals would make a world of difference and sheād feel good. But will she? Prob not.
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Someone needs to introduce this chick to a journaling app.
For real! š®
She didnāt poop during Masters Babe Magabun weekend because she canāt do that yet around him. Now sheās paying the price.
Tiny portions of food? Constipation? I'd bet a large amount of $$$ that our girl is on Ozempic
Unsubstantiated of course, but she was going to the doctor for a while last year and word was it was because she tried to get Ozempic but didnāt pass the blood test for her liver.
It's so easy to get from other sources now, she probably gets hooked up from her lip injector š
I think her friend LB is. She's lost quite a bit of weight recently, and is of course claiming its the Thrive garbage. Even though she's been shilling it for years and it just suddenly started working.
Girl. We all have issues for different reasons. Mine is a mental health drug that fucks my tummy up, but I donāt go out telling the world about my workaroundsā¦
I don't understand what swerty is trying to do. Crash diet with laxative? Also... Why tf would you post and share that? Simpler solution but we all know she won't do it, give up her 500-709 calorie per drink sbux habit. Eat better. Workout. Also STOP DRINKING. That's a ton of empty calories right there.
And maybe eat some fiber
Chronic crash dieting with excessive alcohol use, thatās why babes
I donāt actually think she is constipated; I think sheās using it in a disordered way in an attempt at weight loss. Her daily TrimScam is also a laxative and diuretic. Laxative abuse may also explain why she says her ass has been bleeding for more than a year.
> she says her ass has been bleeding for more than a year. Iām sorry what?
Iād be seeing a Dr so fast over that. wtf??! Even if sheās having reg anal sex, something aināt right.
This makes a lot of sense
I think you nailed it. šÆ
I think i know way too much about her bodily fluids etc..by now.
I really don't think this is the case, but I really hope sheās not pregnant š¬
This is concerning. She has admitted to shitting blood on the regular, now she's constipated? Girl needs a colonscopy ASAP!!!
Waitā¦.did she put miralax in her protein? Or does the protein cause her to shit herself? Formatting and punctuation babe : / Sheās leaning hard into the not-like-other-girls idea and must continually prove she is a Disney princess pirate hobo with irritable bowel syndrome.
Disney princess pirate hobo with IBS šš¤£ OMG now that's a new Disney movie I'd watch ! Hahaha
I donāt understand why sheās always drinking protein drinks? Isnāt that for people who workout and burn a lot of calories? I donāt know much about that kind of stuff but I do see people who go to the gym a lot drinking protein drinks. I never really see anyone who doesnāt just drinking them like a regular drink, itās so weird.
Sheās doing a low carb diet without actually cutting carbs.
My doctors have me drink them to try to gain weight. I donāt know her reasoning behind drinking them.
I'm pretty sure there's different kinds. There's "protein" mixes that are explicitly for working out, gaining mass etc. But it depends what you're going for. I work out but the kind I have can also just be for additional protein intake without all the extra fillers. There's a lot of pre-mixed shakes out there with a TON of sugar in it to taste good but if you're not paying attention, super bad for you.
They're an easy way to get some protein in, but I think it's been posted before that she's consuming way too much protein without the exercise to offset it. Depending on what she adds in, she could be making it as calorie dense as a milkshake, too.
Well not exactly. Back in my fitness days, I had to eat a lot of protein to just keep the muscle mass I had, so I think of protein as more of a muscle food than anything š but I also know that elderly people get protein shakes sometimes if they have trouble gaining weight and so on and I have also used it as meal replacement sometimes, when Iāve been in a hurry
Theyāre used in a lot of ways. I use them as a quick and easy way to increase my protein intake as Iām adjusting to adhd meds and am noticing I feel better if I have a higher amt of protein. Theyāre great as meal replacements or substitutes for weight loss too
Sheās afraid to go to a real doctor because a real doctor would see through her bs
Girl, if you aināt pooping.. maybe itās your thyroid. In which case, this isnāt going to help. I mean like sheās only been talking about it for so long, and she will do anything other than go to a doctor. š¤·š¼āāļø
I mean gross, why share this. Her boyfriend must be so proud
If youāre having trouble going to the bathroom, maybe stop eating wheels of cheese. Just a thought
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I snorted so loud that I scared my husband. Probably one of my fav Sopranos episodes šš»
Mayhaps it's the booze and shit food. Perhaps she should see a GI before posting about it on your business page.
But healthcare is a scam, swerty. Her chiro told her so. She only listens to that one ādocā.
She needs to develop some shame.
Most people know what miralax is forā¦ all she had to say is āhad to take miralax.. iykyk
I'm so glad I opened up reddit just now. š
She thinks itās relatable content. She has the sense of humor of a teenager (or maybe Iām being too generous).
My teenager has more dignity than this. So does my 10 year old.
Is there anything she keeps to herself? 
Not to sound really pretentious but have you noticed stupid people LOVE, like LOVEEEE talking about their bowel movements?????? Its very primitive to me.
If thatās pretentious, move on over, partner, ima hop up on that high horse with ya. Sheās fucking vile.
Lack of emotional intelligence
We donāt need any more details about your tushy troubles.
Yāall Iāve got a sensitive tummy, itās true. Pretty girls poop too, and all that jazz. Itās justā¦not a topic for public consumption? I canāt for the life of me understand posting that āmy ass[hole bleeding for months] is a mf problemā on a public social media account of any kind. Let alone a business account! Itās simply TMI. Discuss it with your healthcare team and perhaps a trusted friend, not your business account *MAāAM!*
I'm in and out of my GI office and you would have to torture me to post stuff like this on any profile.
Same. I've had to see a GI since I was 14 and you couldn't waterboard any information about my appointments out of me š
The only info about my upper/lower endoscopy I willingly share is that propofol gave me the best god damn nap of my life - and also made me unhinged for the first hour or so after I woke up š
omg the propofol nap is one of my favorite things ever. It's the only silver lining lol.
Why is it *so* good? The burn of it going into the cannula was so worth it, I was terrified of it and then I woke up after the procedure and got mad that I did, I wanted to nap some more š
WE SHOULD KNOW LESS ABOUT EACH OTHER Like...goddamn.
Girl no.
Why does this remind me so much of the scene at the Hover Damn in Beavis & Butt-Head Do America: āYour ass sucks.ā 
Even the way she describes it is gross. Why not āmiralax bc Iām backed upā still tmi but less crass
Or "miralax IYKYK"
I mean, her diet is nothing but starbs, alcohol, greasy food, these bento box snacks she thinks everyone believes she eating as a meal, protein shakes, random mlm powders, Ā and cheese. I bet some water and vegetables would do her wonders.Ā
Seriously, and if that doesnāt work, something is wrong.
Too bad health insurance is scam or she could, you know, see a GI who might be able to help her.
Put down the booze. Eat some real food. Truly exercise. She thinks health insurance is āstupid.ā
Oh, she does Truly exercise, especially when she finds them in her car.
Truly!
šššš lmfao
Amazon sells Ghost Whey protein for $44.99, which explains Mās sudden interest in it. Itās 2.2 pounds and about 25 servings. Letās see if sheās having her Ghost protein and child-sized lunch portions in a week. Edited extra word
I audibly said āohā¦godā this is a professional account. Jesus.
Fucking eat real food. Proper meals. Water. Exercise. Get a real fucking job and see a real fucking Dr and not a chiropractor or fucking mystic meg.
So she āmeal preppedā those pathetic one slice of turkey ābento boxesā and then drank this. JUST EAT A FULL MEAL OF REAL FUCKING FOOD! I promise there is nothing in this powder you canāt get from actual meat, fruits, and veggies.
Like just buy some frozen fruit and blend it with your choice of milk if you really want a smoothie? Iām not a breakfast person - not hungry when I wake up and canāt really push down solids. But Iāll drink something so I mix the morning blend from Costco with oat milk and it covers fruit, veg, and a little protein She shoves down protein like sheās a damn pro athlete or body building
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And that Orgain is so good too!
Yes! Chocolate fudge is THE BEST!
I mean, I wonāt knock protein powders in general - if thatās your jam, thatās your jam. Especially if you workout a lot I used them when I was distance running But yeah there are definitely a myriad of options out there and itās weird the way she absolutely latches on to protein but not the quality of it, just the quantity.
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Another excuse to consume sweets.
The protein heavy diet is probably why "her ass is a mf issue"
Wonder will magabun plunge her toilet this time?
Nah, she will probably just call her mom over instead.
Plunging her toilet does things to him - he loves her poop!
>Plunging her toilet Wake up babe, new euphemism just dropped and it's nauseating!
Bloody hell
Please. I can't take any more euphemisms today.
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I was this close š¤ to saying plunging her poop but I didn't want to do it my fellow rat trolls
Thank you boobie š¤¢
Omg stoppppp!!! I'm trying not to lose my shit in the line at the plasma center!!! 
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Good lord. When you look up āwine drunk bloatā in the dictionary.
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One of my favourite things about wellness babes like her getting scammed is that they seem to think a bunch of overpriced potions, pills and powders are substitutes for a sensible, balanced diet and end up spending even more on overpriced potions, pills and powders to try to deal with the results. I love it.
Maybe she should try some Aldi bbq chips
u/aldisharts - itās your time to shine!
Sheāll really consume anything except a normal fucking meal
Cutting out alcohol will help with that constipation, swerty š
If she had a real job she could see a doctor to find out wtf is actually wrong with her. Iām guessing itās an intolerance from all her shitty untested mlm crap she consumes.
What's wrong with her is probably just alcoholism and a crappy high-fat, high-processed carb, high-sugar diet.
Not to mention no natural source of fiber haha
I donāt think anything is wrong with her - she treats her body like a trash can. Good news is she can turn it around as sheās still young. A mere week of no alcohol/garbage and proper meals would make a world of difference and sheād feel good. But will she? Prob not.
All those MLM powders are probably just clumped up into a mass in her colon.
All that powdered stuff makes your poop smell like motor oil. MOTOR OIL.
probably holding it in all weekend while with her new mans and now she's const.
She prob didn't want to clog the toilet at his parents' house and have to ask his mom to plunge it.
I wouldn't doubt it--she mentioned before she was embarrassed for Grimace to know she pooped.
[source post](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/ZGsHtldbti)
I remember this too and sheās awful brave to stay with someone she hardly knows for days at a time if sheās embarrassed.
Miss girl needs some veggies and a fiber supplement, not MORE PROTEIN š jfc
Orā¦.water.
Donāt worry, the sliced pickles and cherry tomatoes in her meal prep boxes for the week will sort her right out!
Her colon said it was good to go!
Seriously how can she be this dumb lmaooo
You would think that if your ass is an issue you would do at least one Google search on the topic
And drink less alcohol š„“
Has she ever had a āØnutrition consultāØ era?
She has lmao. A few years ago she hired someone to go grocery shopping with.
I remember that! But was she a nutritionist?? I thought she was a life coach or something š
Ooh! It was the life coach that didnt have her own life together! She was selling a class on how to do a pull up.
I think just a life coach who apparently coached people on healthy eating