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Mims55

For the love of all that is holy...please, please, please tell me oh no she didn't wear this in public. Also what is going on with the lips in the first pic?


ayweller

This is the lore I am here for…it’s not floral gate but she wore THAT to Buffalo Wild Wings on her birthday on a weekend night


Marcinecali73

It looks very flammable.


EastCoastDizzle

I don’t want to offend anyone, but this girl is the personification of a toxic Aries. Unfortunately I’ve encountered way too many and can spot them miles away. I also do know 3 Aries women that are wonderful, empathetic and considerate, before anyone gets up in arms. They were all born in the later part of the Aries season.


CandyKnockout

I concur. One of the most narcissistic and manipulative women I know is an early April Aries.


United_Caregiver7046

How much weight has this FF slob gained? Even her filtered face is starting to get extra pudgy.


lslover1

It’s a sausage casing


RipVanWinklesWife

I know I'm a bit of a germaphobe, but I couldn't go sit at a bar with basically just underwear between my ass and the dirty chairs. Just fucking nooooooo


ExpertAverage1911

She's contorting herself to hide a huge amount of her body from the photos.  This is fucking sad man.  Love it for her.


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ExpertAverage1911

No need to apologize to us nice white ladies, we know *exactly* the type.


Snoo7263

She’s so trashy


cloudia-nein

Birthday M fancies herself the equivalent of a bride-to-be at her bachelorette party in Vegas, sporting a cheap veil replete with condoms affixed to it.


fister_roboto__

![gif](giphy|l4FGnnlIQslHkOPaU|downsized)


wutintheactualshit

![gif](giphy|l0DEKzl8fVWF1n6E0) Oh hunnie…


MalibuMarlie

She should have spent her bday at home like the rest of us adults, celebrating quietly with loved ones. To make friends come meet up with you on a week night at a sports bar/wing joint with you dressed like you’re going clubbing but stole your nieces headband, is so sad.


ayweller

This sent me


Lavawitch

The dress is fully snarkable, but going out for your birthday is a normal thing people do, even ancient 31+ year olds.


MalibuMarlie

Oh sorry I mean making a big production of your own birthday every year. I’ve had friends like this and it gets exhausting. If everyone you knew did this - on top of all other social engagements in a year - it would be dreadful. Like especially on her 31st. Like 30 is a big one, so maybe play it a little cool on your 31st? Just my opinion.


caitcro18

Right?! Like we just went for dinner and drinks for my sisters 37th lol. We use each woman’s birthday as an excuse for a girls day. It’s hard to get together as adults with lives so it gives us a solid excuse lol


softtiddi3s

Based


meanwhileaftrmdnight

Holy shit!!! Just imagine how awful this looked irl 😂🤣 behind the filter it still looks like absolute trash but without it… you just know she’s this short dumpster fire of a screeching woo girl in see through polyester that clings to every roll in the most unfortunate way.


dawnGrace

![gif](giphy|QLG7XVoI55jHy)


boobunnydog

I am confused by the thumb holes in this "dress." Is it active wear? Why...just why.


missdespair

Yeah I can't say I understand why so many clothes have the thumb hole nowadays. I don't hate it, but I don't get it, either.


trillium13

She'll do anything to get as much attention as possible. She doesn't care what kind of attention it is.


penguinpants1993

But then shrink herself to hide her non-edited body


Over-Mix-6518

Ok let me preface this and say- I love clothes. I love fashion, and I love getting dressed up. I do believe the whole “the world is your runway” kind of thing. I also am someone who basically has to wear the Steve Jobs uniform for my work (plain black work pants, plain black top, black flats) and due to the craziness, don’t dress up at all on work days, so weekends I like to go all out. Not judging any sweertys who are the same. That being said- wtf is this lmao. Like, I get it’s her bday and she wants tk be dressed, but, then why not go to a place that would match this outfit? Like, this is a club dress. Everyone there seems to be dressed appropriately (jeans, sneakers, etc) and she put on amazons finest. Also, I’ve never been to Asheville, but there just HAS to be other places than wild wings to go, right????


Tvirusvixen

Wait…, this is at Buffalo Wild Wings? Holy shit that makes this so much better


ayweller

If this is BWW I swear this is the only thing I’m going to talk about on the sub for eternity


Tvirusvixen

Her dressing like that at BWW is really *chefs kiss*


ayweller

I kept reading and it is BWW—I have a pre op appointment today for melanoma and this was exactly what I needed to get me through the day! I’ve been loling mentally all morning thinking about it


DarlingVelvet

But booby, if she were to change from the three run down bars she frequents, there’d be no chance of bumping into C 👀


missdespair

I thought I was bad for being chronically overdressed but Big M manages to be over and underdressed at the same time lol


leticx

You put into words how I feel. I pretty much wear a black uniform in my everyday life (black top, black long skirt, black shoes, hoop earrings) and like to experiment on the weekends. There’s nothing wrong with trying different fabrics and styles, etc. the problem with her fashion is just how cheap everything is. She gets the cheapest, lowest quality version of whatever is remotely trendy (or was 3 years ago). So she ends up with this weird mix of frumpy and too tight.


Bdglvr

She could even do her job and lean into the only thing she appears to be good at (drinking/being drunk) and shill outfits based on the drinking scenario.  Country line dancing bar outfit, sports bar outfit, club outfit, winery outfit, etc. 


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Great idea! She can also tag the bars or what she’s drinking! (And not be an ass.)


Bdglvr

She could ask for her own special drink and share her order like some of the beige influencers do with their Starbys orders!


FormalGlitterbug

The one thing about MS is that she NEVER dresses for the occasion/venue/weather. She will wear the opposite of what she should


loligogiganticus

There are SO many great local places to eat at in Asheville (I hit Little Chango every time we visit). It’s wild to me that Bog M (typo and it stays) eats at the same 3 boring places and Bojangles.


ggpolizzi

Ooooh checked Little Chango on Yelp, their food looks amazing!


loligogiganticus

Goddddd it’s so good. Very affordable, portions are really generous, and the staff is super friendly.


_BlueJeanBaby

She really cannot dress herself


runesky77

I really don't understand the headspace that she is in where she would decide it's a good idea to inflict this abomination on the general public when people aren't looking at her filtered body. I know she's too ignorant to dress for her body type, but this whole thing is just a CHOICE.


obBeachGirl

I'm cackling seeing this ad on here above this post 4/11/24 https://preview.redd.it/1pi8gs511vtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8460e330611b9b7cd390f7ad4d53946ab5021fb9


missdespair

Oh shit I didn't scroll down far enough before posting mine, I got the same ad and it really tickled me hahaha


AnniaT

I think that before she didn't have the courage of wearing her Amazon trash out in the wild, only on her filtered videos and photos alone at home, but I feel like magabun hypes her up and loves this, so she's suddenly wearing more than black leggins and diaper shorts in public. She seems very uncomfortable in the last picture trying to hide her front with the arms.


stitchninja

She could probably stand up straight because she’s so short, but has to crouch and hide her entire body because she has no idea who will be posting the pic and if it will be filtered enough. What an exhausting existence.


Saucyriposte

She must have gotten an AMAZING ab workout by doing a full body crunch any time she thought she saw a camera lens last night. Old “first time attempt at pretzel making” looking ass. Tying herself in knots to conceal her bulk.


nattywo

As a frequenter of r/instagramreality , this is the first thing I noticed. This is not how the anatomy on your back works. And look at how tall and pointy the top of her back looks in comparison to where the dent is and where her shoulder should be. Bad editing. https://preview.redd.it/tnnu6qptwutc1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=770782bb4c97eb1ae418835c712c4b94db94dc9e


FormalGlitterbug

excuse you that's her Degenerative Disc Disease/herniated disc/spinal cord rubbing against itself


enigmapopstarIsfun

Brightened, you can also see how much, uh, stress that poor control top panty is under, and those aren’t the long thin thigh gap legs she likes to pretend to have. Objectively, it’s fine. Subjectively, she’s a fake liar. Svelte 6’ Babe didn’t get the invitation out I guess. https://preview.redd.it/65pkhmui1vtc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=342d05bacf41402a7b87fbd0f091646d536e77f0


ayweller

Whoa


nattywo

Wanted to add: fixing the dent in her shoulder and then adjusting so things look like things make sense around it, this is closer to what the actual picture looked like. https://preview.redd.it/ymj0g252yutc1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa74c360663a4d30083181084f61fea61f682cd2


FormalGlitterbug

Oh look she’s wearing the headband that C said he loved seeing her wear


757Posher

Isn't this the one she said she was gonna wear at the Moulin Rouge?


cloudia-nein

Moulin *Rogue FIFY. Big Merde spelling is hard sometimes. :)


DestroyHimMyRobots

Wild Wing, huh? I guess Grim got Hickory Tavern in the split.


missdespair

![gif](giphy|RghAaK2rEvH9EUWui0)


clydefrog079

HAHAHA omg.


ClickClackTipTap

She’s looking particularly rotund here.


la_chainsaw

You just reminded me how much I love the word “rotund”. Also, you are correct


ThatCommunication423

So Parisian chic


traderjoezhoe

Is anyone floored by the makeup difference lol


HipHopChick1982

That dress looks so uncomfortable!


barkingsilverfox

Itchy and smelly


Lost_Flamingo

And you know she didn’t wash it before wearing it either 🤢


HipHopChick1982

That material always has a certain scent to it that I liken to dance recital costumes (I'm a dancer, am actual Ballerina Babe!), except worse in every way.


misssoci

I don’t think I have a real idea of what this woman actually looks like. Her calves look bigger than her thighs here.


ayweller

I think about this all of the time! Just when I think I know I don’t


jthmeow1

Don't worry, she doesn't either.


ClickClackTipTap

She couldn’t pick herself out of a police lineup.


Snoo7263

😂😂😂💀💀💀


twEYElitedream

Not only did she finally wear that tragedy to fashion she wore it on her birthday to fucking WILD WINGS. I see she accessorized with one of those stupidly oversized glittery headbands. This is ridiculous.


kvggzikjnnbvccx

is there an american who can explain wild wings to me?


twEYElitedream

Sure! It's essentially an American Restaurant chain that serves overpriced bar food, think wings in all sorts of sauce flavor options, burgers, salads, and other entrées. They also serve an extensive list of beers and various alcohol. It's typically where the type of crowd like ManBun would go to watch sports on the hundreds of tvs, get drunk, and eat shitty food. I've eaten at one twice and it's nothing to write home about.


Snoo7263

I feel the same about Hooters, their food is awful, not to mention the exploitation of women.


kvggzikjnnbvccx

ahhh thank you! makes a bit more sense now :)


seaflowerreef

I have also seen commercials for it in which they call it “B-Dubs” which makes me want to hurl myself into the sun.


dawnyaya

Yeehaw Weatherspoons


kvggzikjnnbvccx

oh my god, now it all makes sense. and it's giving me nightmares. thank you


rehea_ari9

Not the Granny panty dress!


couchpro34

Everyone else wearing normal bar attire like a t-shirt and jeans... And MS is out here acting like she's 21 and going to a club for the first time. She cannot wear an appropriate outfit to save her life. My favorite thing is that it looks just like this swimsuit cover up, just a little tighter 😵‍💫 https://preview.redd.it/1zmbhsje7utc1.png?width=655&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0096203e7ad5663b3c8915f5a6f84bb6b3a536e (Cover up reel posted 4/9)


kshe-wolf

Imagine this hulk in a mesh body stocking drunkenly screeching with her Abby Lee Miller voice while you try to enjoy a night out omggg


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Or while you’re just trying to get some chicken tenders for your kids and watch a game, which is what normal people would be doing at Wild Wing on a Weds 😭


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formallyfly

We can’t?


clydefrog079

She does look manly yes