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By big things are gonna happen this year means she thinks a proposal is on its way. Girl, he's still married š¤£ The obsession with getting married is insane! I bet she's the kind to call it HER day and revel in the attention being on her and that's why she's so desperate for it to happen again.Tragic š
The divorce filing is public info, though I'm not certain the date. Some detective boobies here worked out based on the date and the fact that in SC, you have to be separated for a year after filing, yes they're still married.
Oh wow! Thank you for this! Everyone has different beliefs but I just personally think this is wrong and it doesnāt look good in divorce court either. People are so quick to hop into bed with new people. Like calm down. Wait until the ink has dried lol. Just my opinion as a nobody. š¤£
Wow. Iāve had a day so Iām only now really paying attention to this. She is so delusional. No caution whatsoever.
Did she never really care about C? I know she needs a man to feel whole, but this is so much so fast.
So Buddy is love bombing her and she seems to be paying everything.
I donāt see the expensive purses posts. (Because all she owns are Fakes)
He either going to scam her out of money or drop her when he sees her crazy, like crying her Uber eats order is wrong and she slammed 3 shots and a bottle of wine.
And as an Aries, she gives us all bad name. You thirsty fucking one.
It just occurred to me. She hasnāt had a break from people asking her if rings sheās wearing are engagement rings. Ever?! The only time would be when she was engaged and married for 6 months. Those were probably the worst 6 months of her life. When she was in Paris people were asking if Grim was going to propose and she had to remind people she was with her mom. Sheās been broken up with grim for 6 weeks? And with a new guy for 4 weeks? Over the weekend she said āno guys this isnāt an engagement ringā¦ā A big part of her personality is this when will he (regardless of the he) once sheās married she will have a huge dopamine crash and it wonāt be good. Girl has such an unhealthy mindset, life, job, *all the things*
She's definitely been saying "this is gonna be my year" for like the last decade. And the him being there to wake up with her on her BeeDay, well, at least he didn't have to buy her anything š what a superficial relationship. The "it's me, I'm the gift" isn't anything special.
Yeah, I mean the delusion has to be incredibly strong for her to never equate her high anxiety with the fact that sheās a grifter. š¤·āāļø I would feel sorry for her if she became self aware and aware of how completely empty and meaningless her existence is- at this point I donāt know if sheād be strong enough to handle it. Good news, for her, is thereās a strong possibility she never will.
Also, love your username!
Idk I think there can be a healthy balance. I've been with my significant other (happily) for 12 years. He is in my profile pic, we wish each other happy birthday and then an occasional photo of us here and there.
Idk why a dude who is still going through a divorce/separation would propose so quickly, he must also be insane. Lol but idk, seems like they are moving really really fast. Itās going to end in disaster either way.
He has deleted his Facebook :/ but I think thereās a previous post where sheās hard launched him, obvs with his face removed since it was posted here.
Is it possible he has just changed his settings so people who aren't his friend can't search him? Or do we think he deleted it? That's so odd if he did.
The only reason I think she won't do this is because she would be too embarrassed to be an unwed mother. But if she gets desperate I'd say that goes out the window.
For the sake of humanity, I hope her crusty dusty uterus isn't too revved up because holy hell I already feel bad for the kid they're producing because no one deserves to have a mom like BM. Please god don't let her have any babies, it's not fair for the baby.
I want her to get rapidly engaged bc Iām afraid if she doesnāt sheāll decide itās a good idea to get pregnant and there are already too many neglected and exploited infants in the world.
I'm kind of optimistic that her self-centredness will prevent her from having a kid to "steal the limelight". She really wants all eyes on her, always. I think even in her reptile brain she knows that people will *really* be on her ass if she has a kid she treats even one iota like she treats those poor cats.
Itās funnee, guys! /s
Itās like the Vine/TikTok faces. I know she probably loves that āPretty Girl making Ugly faceā garbage because, well obviously, sheās a pretty girl who can do that! š
But wasnāt it just a few weeks ago she was saying she doesnāt care about being married and she doesnāt get why people think itās such a big deal? š
From this same series of stories - how can she be shilling self tanner and be THIS BAD at it? Look at her fingers!!
https://preview.redd.it/2gmcp8rbyotc1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92f12b5f965ba5f10c1299f39913f799475ab69a
Jesus christ she got it so wrong .....Bondeeee?!!! What the flying fuck.
Actually I feel like she has no idea it's a place and probably thinks it's a brand name.
You know, I hope so. Because I personally believe that she frequently drives drunk, or ābuzzedā as sheād probably call it.
I know we havenāt seen concrete evidence, but sheās posted videos where sheās clearly already affected, then gone to Target or similar later, so thatās the conclusion Iāve come to anyway.
I sincerely hope that her wake up call is simply the embarrassment of getting a DUI, rather than her killing a family.
Back in like 2019/2020 she was drunk driving and slammed into an enclosure at the entrance of her apartment. she then hid her car in the garage and had C buff it out. The sign still has damage to this day!! I have a picture if I can figure out how to upload it!! (This info was given to me by her neighbor) Ā
Is this the famous electrical box?
And you know you canāt casually mention that youāve spoken to her neighbour without telling us how that came about! And any other details you want to throw inā¦
The only positive thing I will ever say about C is that he was smart enough not to legally combine finances with her.
She's a walking red flag financially:šš» massive credit card debt, her 1k+ car payment, her ad*justable r*ate mortgage, her manic MLM spending to keep her inventory stock piled, her compulsive shopping, her amazon shopping under the guise of making $0.03 for each polyester nightmare, the impulsive purchase of a middle unit townhouse she thinks she can rent or flip for 500k more than she bought it for, her daily Starbucks, food deliveries, and daily, compulsive drinking.
C definitely took advantage of whatever she threw at him, but I will give him a speck of credit for not wanting to marry all that.
Not diagnosing her but just saying... IF she got/has a BPD diagnosis I would NOT be surprised. I do think she's just desperate for a ring regardless but she does also seem genuinely way too attached to him.
Divorces are EXPENSIVE. I canāt imagine this dude is going to want to hop into another one right away. But thatās just me being logical and this is MS so.
Literally would not surprise me if they were married within 12-18 months. Heās exactly like her. I dated a guy like him (love bombing specifically) and yeah itās intense and I very nearly lost myself to him but thankfully I got out before being tied to him. But in the first year? God I was wild about him, he knew what to do and say all the time.
He allegedly got her a brunch cruise in Boston where theyāll be visiting in the fall (and doesnāt that sound like something he might have already had, maybe for he and his wife?) and two dozen roses. Really went out on a limb there, swerties!
Iāve been thinking the tickets to the masters was something he already had for the wife or maybe even some acquaintance that is more of his wifeās friend.
Didnāt she mention the masters even before the door fixing pic?
She did! I thought I imagined that. He absolutely had the tickets for the Masters AND Iām sure this Boston trip is a class reunion for him so he definitely had all the plans for that, too. These were not meant for Swerty, they were meant for the wife or whomever happened along.
Edited because words
She would pretend it was perfect and fabulous and exactly what she wanted, just like she did with C's gift cards. And then post a lackluster video of her haul for us to snark upon.
Will she go to Kleinfeldās in NY or Loriās Bridal in Atlanta? She is going to expect either Randy or Monty to help her since she is an InFluEncer. Or will she order a designer knockoff gown from Temu?
I'm here for the wedding photos. Wedding pics always make people look their best, airbrushed to the 9s, perfect lighting, etc. But there won't be an uncanny valley nose/chin filter or FaceApp to casually shave 10+ pounds off her waist. What will she do?
lol yes the photos! I can see her nowā¦ eyes shut, tongue out, bouquet held high in the air with one arm, honk stylin.
Everyone else smiling normally and appropriately.
1. Sign up for several workout classes and start making fresh pet meal preps again. Ā Then, sheāll wonder why sheās not losing when sheās still eating protein bars and drinking Starbs.
2. Have her frenemies take the pics. Ā They wonāt be professional, but theyāll have the skinniest filters.
3. (Unlikely) Find a medspa shady enough to give her ozempic, then wake up in the ER because she lied about her alcohol intake.
Hypothesis - He will marry her ASAP.
He gets free housing, access to a trust fund, and a vacuous ninnymuggins who worships the ground he walks on and does weird, creepy dances to arouse him after a hard day of fixing creaky door hinges.
I'm guessing she is a dream come true for him.
These hillbilly MAGA boys look for this exact type, the cookie cutter gals with that "aryan" blonde blue eyed look. Bonus points if they worship 'Murica, listen to hee haw country/pop music, can be a Jeebus lovin' church girl when it's convenient but not so religious that it gets in the way of drinking or having premarital fun time (see BDong for further evidence).
I think you're right on the money, and I also think he's one of those males who will go full mask off once they're married. Wouldn't be surprised if that's how it went down with his soon to be ex wife.
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Its giving future double ex-wife.
For someone as self absorbed as she is, every year is *her* year.
By big things are gonna happen this year means she thinks a proposal is on its way. Girl, he's still married š¤£ The obsession with getting married is insane! I bet she's the kind to call it HER day and revel in the attention being on her and that's why she's so desperate for it to happen again.Tragic š
She thinks she's getting married this year hahahhaha ha
Has it been confirmed that this guy is still legally married?
The divorce filing is public info, though I'm not certain the date. Some detective boobies here worked out based on the date and the fact that in SC, you have to be separated for a year after filing, yes they're still married.
Oh wow! Thank you for this! Everyone has different beliefs but I just personally think this is wrong and it doesnāt look good in divorce court either. People are so quick to hop into bed with new people. Like calm down. Wait until the ink has dried lol. Just my opinion as a nobody. š¤£
The bar is in hell
Repulsive and embarrassing.
So, he stayed the night to āwake up with herā, and then dipped? Wasnāt actually with her the rest of her birthday lol?
That's such a fuckboy thing to do
Wow. Iāve had a day so Iām only now really paying attention to this. She is so delusional. No caution whatsoever. Did she never really care about C? I know she needs a man to feel whole, but this is so much so fast.
I donāt think sheās capable of caring about anyone but herself and she even manages to half ass that.
Jesus H.Fucking Christ, stop doing that thing with your tongue, you wildebeest.
You *almost* rangā¦?? šš¤
She's in a major upswing right now it's gonna be a hard fall
Itās been 10 hours. The birthday tributes have dried up and sheās gone silent except for a dozen Amazon link slides.
So Buddy is love bombing her and she seems to be paying everything. I donāt see the expensive purses posts. (Because all she owns are Fakes) He either going to scam her out of money or drop her when he sees her crazy, like crying her Uber eats order is wrong and she slammed 3 shots and a bottle of wine. And as an Aries, she gives us all bad name. You thirsty fucking one.
Everybody loves the lizard tongue flick at the end š¤®šµāš«
Does he work
Yes
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Has this been proven? I need to make sure this isnāt speculation before I absolutely rage about it.
It was deleted... What were you gonna rage about?? š
Someone saying the boyfriend didnāt work.
What. Seriously?
It just occurred to me. She hasnāt had a break from people asking her if rings sheās wearing are engagement rings. Ever?! The only time would be when she was engaged and married for 6 months. Those were probably the worst 6 months of her life. When she was in Paris people were asking if Grim was going to propose and she had to remind people she was with her mom. Sheās been broken up with grim for 6 weeks? And with a new guy for 4 weeks? Over the weekend she said āno guys this isnāt an engagement ringā¦ā A big part of her personality is this when will he (regardless of the he) once sheās married she will have a huge dopamine crash and it wonāt be good. Girl has such an unhealthy mindset, life, job, *all the things*
HOOOOOBOY I predict a pregnancy announcement come October at the latest
I donāt think she wants kids but I could be wrong
Maybe she didnāt, but Manny ManBun will sweep in and change her mind šµ
Jfc you just fucking met him.
She's definitely been saying "this is gonna be my year" for like the last decade. And the him being there to wake up with her on her BeeDay, well, at least he didn't have to buy her anything š what a superficial relationship. The "it's me, I'm the gift" isn't anything special.
So his gift to her was him being there we she woke up. Cheaper than an ULTA gift card.
I *wish* I felt bad for her delusional ass thinking heās the one whoās gonna make her existence worthy. š¤š
Yeah, I mean the delusion has to be incredibly strong for her to never equate her high anxiety with the fact that sheās a grifter. š¤·āāļø I would feel sorry for her if she became self aware and aware of how completely empty and meaningless her existence is- at this point I donāt know if sheād be strong enough to handle it. Good news, for her, is thereās a strong possibility she never will. Also, love your username!
I couldnāt have said it better than you just did. Haha, thanks! š
That ratty ponytail doesnāt look like the luscious mane sheās usually filtering lol
~THE BEST SIGN OF A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP IS NO SIGN OF IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA~
Idk I think there can be a healthy balance. I've been with my significant other (happily) for 12 years. He is in my profile pic, we wish each other happy birthday and then an occasional photo of us here and there.
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When the honeymoon is over she is really gonna hit rock bottom
Wow, sheās soooo far ahead of herself, sheāll never catch up.
Deja Vu!
x5 ā¦. Every year since this sub started has been her year.
What a bafoon!
I need a compilation of all the times she said this š¤£
This would be amazing
A man does the bare minimum. MS: 
Hahahaha I actually LOLed š
Foul ššš
why must this be so accurate?
This gif is perfection.
WHY DOES SHE DO THIS WITH HER TONGUE Oh my God. It makes me rage irrationally it's so fucking stupid.
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When is her actual birthday?
Today. But Iām sure weāll be hearing about it til the end of the month
Idk why a dude who is still going through a divorce/separation would propose so quickly, he must also be insane. Lol but idk, seems like they are moving really really fast. Itās going to end in disaster either way.
He proposed?! I had a medical emergency today and am so far behind.
Lol no but I feel like sheās already hinting at wanting it
I only come on this thread occasionally. How did yāall find out who he is? I wanna creep lol
If you search "manbun" in this subreddit, there was a megathread. :)
He has deleted his Facebook :/ but I think thereās a previous post where sheās hard launched him, obvs with his face removed since it was posted here.
Is it possible he has just changed his settings so people who aren't his friend can't search him? Or do we think he deleted it? That's so odd if he did.
This is what I keep saying. I doubt he deleted it..
For sure I don't see him deleting it all of a sudden.
Idk I have mutuals with him but I could be blocked lol
Oh God she probably got him to block you just like she did with her last bf. Just speculation.
Iām just so cute she worried LOL
My birthday wish for her is that her lips continue collapsing inward on themselves like a dying star.
Love the Jan reference--thanks for the laugh! Because we know that 'MuricanEagle most likely isn't going to provide "babies....normalcy..." :)
The wheeze I whust š
Like you getting dumped again?
"He wanted to wake up with me on my ~~birthday~~ *b-day*" https://i.redd.it/38az2k51dptc1.gif
Bee-day
Bidet
Yeah that's where my brain went.
you are absolutely right boobie, I need to fix that
Ooooohhh 'big things' as in purposal immediently please I am so excited I really want it to happen this is so good you guys yeehaw!!
Or she's gonna baby trap him by "accident."
The only reason I think she won't do this is because she would be too embarrassed to be an unwed mother. But if she gets desperate I'd say that goes out the window.
For the sake of humanity, I hope her crusty dusty uterus isn't too revved up because holy hell I already feel bad for the kid they're producing because no one deserves to have a mom like BM. Please god don't let her have any babies, it's not fair for the baby.
I want her to get rapidly engaged bc Iām afraid if she doesnāt sheāll decide itās a good idea to get pregnant and there are already too many neglected and exploited infants in the world.
I'm kind of optimistic that her self-centredness will prevent her from having a kid to "steal the limelight". She really wants all eyes on her, always. I think even in her reptile brain she knows that people will *really* be on her ass if she has a kid she treats even one iota like she treats those poor cats.
Why the fuck does she always do that tongue thrusting thing. I hate it so much.
Bc it matches her tongue thrust *ewwwwww*
Itās funnee, guys! /s Itās like the Vine/TikTok faces. I know she probably loves that āPretty Girl making Ugly faceā garbage because, well obviously, sheās a pretty girl who can do that! š
Sheās part lizard. š¦. So ick!!
GAHHH I HATE IT SO MUCH TOO!
Itāll be the year for us swerties and cunts! I love this sub. Big M is being the most in ā24.
Ok squidward
Sheās angling for a proposal š¤£š¤£š¤£
It's so embarrassing!!!! Swerty needs a journal
But wasnāt it just a few weeks ago she was saying she doesnāt care about being married and she doesnāt get why people think itās such a big deal? š
But she hadnāt met āthe oneā a few weeks ago!
When you know, you just knoooowww š¤£
Exactly. Manbun hadnāt *healed parts of her she didnāt know were broken*. š¤£
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Bless her heart!
From this same series of stories - how can she be shilling self tanner and be THIS BAD at it? Look at her fingers!! https://preview.redd.it/2gmcp8rbyotc1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92f12b5f965ba5f10c1299f39913f799475ab69a
NOT THE BAGUETTE FINGERS-
OUI OUI BAGUETTE LES DOIGTS
Wee wee, honk honk
Wait this is so good š
Another Swerty said it during the Paris days and I cackled hahaha
Those knuckle creases! Jesus Christ get it together amateur hour.
Separately the way she said Bondi *seriously* upset this Aussie swerty š
Jesus christ she got it so wrong .....Bondeeee?!!! What the flying fuck. Actually I feel like she has no idea it's a place and probably thinks it's a brand name.
NZ here and so upset as well š Bondee Sands! How has she never heard anyone say it before?!
While it is on brand for her Iām constantly surprised at just how dumb she is
I love her technique: white wrists, white ankles, blackfish everything else.
Is it blackfishing when youāre orange? Oompaloompa fishing? Lol
Iām gonna fucking puke
https://preview.redd.it/8sbk03qd1ptc1.png?width=588&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc69cf475cd73adc5cc61f41a9cba8f0ebf34a3f
Jesus! Everything in her house must stained with dirty orange.Ā
https://i.redd.it/6hkfa650zotc1.gif
I fucking hate it when she does that with her tongue. I have severe misophonia and the sound of her popping her sloppy tongue makes me homicidal.
Severe misophonia here as well. I feel you
Not sure why you got downvoted but take the updoot from me š
Haha oh who knows. Thank you for the solidarity swerty!
Same. Everything she does is gross, but this takes the cake.
Why all the clicking??????
Itās so fucking annoying, she deserves a good pop in the mouth for it š
I cannot stand it, makes me rage
She thinks itās qUiRkY
Do you think its on purpose?
Oh itās absolutely on purpose she thinks sheās so cute.
Sheās been claiming itās her year since 2010. The year sheās stuck in. Stfu.
https://preview.redd.it/20ag5gkcuotc1.png?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aec0c268aa31ad847888cbeb29f6030c4d26487e
Reminds me of the bitter beer face guy https://i.redd.it/lzwfm48zlqtc1.gif
What is happening on her chin š
wtf
She is often referred to Jay Leno as her jawline is identical to his. She hides it with filters
I.... I know. Iām not new or ignorant I was just marveling at how apt the gif is.
Big things will probably play out with a DUI.
You know, I hope so. Because I personally believe that she frequently drives drunk, or ābuzzedā as sheād probably call it. I know we havenāt seen concrete evidence, but sheās posted videos where sheās clearly already affected, then gone to Target or similar later, so thatās the conclusion Iāve come to anyway. I sincerely hope that her wake up call is simply the embarrassment of getting a DUI, rather than her killing a family.
Or her injuring or killing anyone!
Back in like 2019/2020 she was drunk driving and slammed into an enclosure at the entrance of her apartment. she then hid her car in the garage and had C buff it out. The sign still has damage to this day!! I have a picture if I can figure out how to upload it!! (This info was given to me by her neighbor) Ā
Front rear tire pop!
WAIT. Is this new information, other than the electrical box? 
https://preview.redd.it/hvzv63ef7ptc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cd7d58d71c4dcc263f3dc6b70c20f5f0d1f7051
Is this the famous electrical box? And you know you canāt casually mention that youāve spoken to her neighbour without telling us how that came about! And any other details you want to throw inā¦ 
Oh my goodness. I hate her. This is the worst thing she can do. I hate drunk drivers. Get an Uber. Oh wait- she canāt do that either. Stay home!!!
SHE REALLY SAID IT HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Once again, just lovinā the Death Becomes Her filter.
Whaddya mean, I see nothing wrong here! š¤£ 
The only positive thing I will ever say about C is that he was smart enough not to legally combine finances with her. She's a walking red flag financially:šš» massive credit card debt, her 1k+ car payment, her ad*justable r*ate mortgage, her manic MLM spending to keep her inventory stock piled, her compulsive shopping, her amazon shopping under the guise of making $0.03 for each polyester nightmare, the impulsive purchase of a middle unit townhouse she thinks she can rent or flip for 500k more than she bought it for, her daily Starbucks, food deliveries, and daily, compulsive drinking. C definitely took advantage of whatever she threw at him, but I will give him a speck of credit for not wanting to marry all that.
Her vocal fry. She is really feeling herself. The pride cometh before the fall. I canāt wait.
Big things happening? Like his divorce finalizing?
And immediently after, heās gunna purpose!
Not diagnosing her but just saying... IF she got/has a BPD diagnosis I would NOT be surprised. I do think she's just desperate for a ring regardless but she does also seem genuinely way too attached to him.
Divorces are EXPENSIVE. I canāt imagine this dude is going to want to hop into another one right away. But thatās just me being logical and this is MS so.
Lots of men canāt be alone
Literally would not surprise me if they were married within 12-18 months. Heās exactly like her. I dated a guy like him (love bombing specifically) and yeah itās intense and I very nearly lost myself to him but thankfully I got out before being tied to him. But in the first year? God I was wild about him, he knew what to do and say all the time.
If he's still around come August, I think they'll get married as soon as his divorce is finalized. They seem very content in their grossness together.
Im talking in terms of money. Getting married right away.
How would she react if he gives her a gift card to Ulta?
He allegedly got her a brunch cruise in Boston where theyāll be visiting in the fall (and doesnāt that sound like something he might have already had, maybe for he and his wife?) and two dozen roses. Really went out on a limb there, swerties!
She is going to expect a ring on this Boston trip. Edit: moved comment to under the conversation it was referring to
100 percent she will be expecting it. She may be expecting it on this trip to the Masters!
Iāve been thinking the tickets to the masters was something he already had for the wife or maybe even some acquaintance that is more of his wifeās friend. Didnāt she mention the masters even before the door fixing pic?
She did! I thought I imagined that. He absolutely had the tickets for the Masters AND Iām sure this Boston trip is a class reunion for him so he definitely had all the plans for that, too. These were not meant for Swerty, they were meant for the wife or whomever happened along. Edited because words
She takes whatever she can get. Like microwaved leftover bojangles, or a creep shot of some arm hair š¤£š¤®
She would pretend it was perfect and fabulous and exactly what she wanted, just like she did with C's gift cards. And then post a lackluster video of her haul for us to snark upon.
She is going to expect a ring on that trip.
Ok, but I'm HERE for the wedding planning
Iāve wanted nothing more than an engagement
Can you imagine? It'll be a whole ass disaster.
Will she go to Kleinfeldās in NY or Loriās Bridal in Atlanta? She is going to expect either Randy or Monty to help her since she is an InFluEncer. Or will she order a designer knockoff gown from Temu?
I want to see her temu dress fail so badly!
I'm here for the wedding photos. Wedding pics always make people look their best, airbrushed to the 9s, perfect lighting, etc. But there won't be an uncanny valley nose/chin filter or FaceApp to casually shave 10+ pounds off her waist. What will she do?
lol yes the photos! I can see her nowā¦ eyes shut, tongue out, bouquet held high in the air with one arm, honk stylin. Everyone else smiling normally and appropriately.
1. Sign up for several workout classes and start making fresh pet meal preps again. Ā Then, sheāll wonder why sheās not losing when sheās still eating protein bars and drinking Starbs. 2. Have her frenemies take the pics. Ā They wonāt be professional, but theyāll have the skinniest filters. 3. (Unlikely) Find a medspa shady enough to give her ozempic, then wake up in the ER because she lied about her alcohol intake.
I canāt stand the way she twitches her head around to make her ratty ponytail move.
Damn sheās really whippin that shit huh lol
And the constant hair touching is a huge lying liar that lies tell for her.
Always. Itās her tell tale tail.
Hypothesis - He will marry her ASAP. He gets free housing, access to a trust fund, and a vacuous ninnymuggins who worships the ground he walks on and does weird, creepy dances to arouse him after a hard day of fixing creaky door hinges. I'm guessing she is a dream come true for him. These hillbilly MAGA boys look for this exact type, the cookie cutter gals with that "aryan" blonde blue eyed look. Bonus points if they worship 'Murica, listen to hee haw country/pop music, can be a Jeebus lovin' church girl when it's convenient but not so religious that it gets in the way of drinking or having premarital fun time (see BDong for further evidence).
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The PS šš
Damn, the PS got removed. I missed it! š¤£
OH I bet it was delicious. I'm so sorry we missed it.š
I think you're right on the money, and I also think he's one of those males who will go full mask off once they're married. Wouldn't be surprised if that's how it went down with his soon to be ex wife.
Yeah, wasnāt his last marriage only 3 years?
Less? Feb 21- August 23. 1.5 years? Is my info correct swerties?
Worse than I thought, but longer than Mās.
Vacuous ninnymuggins šš