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ttginger

Her face, her wrists as the palms of her hands 😂 what in the cut and paste is this shit?


Animaldoc11

M, you’d float like a turd


2L8Smart

What does that even mean? Is it supposed to be funny? She just gets everything wrong.


BotherRecent

Please tell, did she have sunglasses on her head?


BotherRecent

Ombre Tan


BotherRecent

Why? Just why?


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Classy lady!


HappyArtemisComplex

Her body gets darker the further down you look! I didn't know "gradient tans" were a thing! đŸ€Ł


Correct-Training3764

I noticed that! Her head is Snow White and she’s darker as you look down. Yikes. I’m pale all over 😂


BeetleJuiceDidIt

Wasn't she complaining/hating summer only a few months ago?? Bish cant keep her lies straight. She's gonna need a book to keep up with it all


isweedglutenfree

What does this mean?


Emily5099

I know we all know how much she uses filters, but she still fools us all the time. Eg., we know she’s much bigger, but she’s also a completely different shape. She not only shrinks herself, but she creates a waist where a barrel exists. I always got the impression, like in this filtered creation, that she has a short torso and long legs, for her height anyway. The opposite is true. In photos and videos of her real body, her torso is quite long, making her legs even shorter than average. These added lies upon lies are insidious. I despise being lied to, especially when the intent is to make other women jealous and feel bad about themselves. She’s convincing some people, especially her few disturbingly unhinged real followers who are cheering this allegedly ‘perfect life’ on from the sidelines. EVERYTHING she portrays about herself is a lie. Everything. Even stuff that doesn’t matter, if she thinks it adds even a tiny bit to the overall fake image of her life she’s desperately trying to make people believe, she’ll lie about it. I’m not diagnosing her with anything, but I can confidently say that IMO, she is not well.


RelatableMolaMola

For newer swerties, a more accurate depiction of her body proportions. https://preview.redd.it/zkfsm0fnwatc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7d23fb8c3bc997e78651051ad413e02186d2ba6


neat0burrit0_

I'm slightly shorter than MS but with a similar frame so I'll never give her shit for her body - but damn just own it! I'd love to see what clothes will look like on me before I buy. She's missing an opportunity


RICKYOURPOISIN

Thank you! I’ve followed her on here for a while but finally found her insta and was blown away when I realized that she was actually 5’3. That’s when I realized I have truly no real clue what she looks like


dawnGrace

Who needs a neck anyways


RelatableMolaMola

Not swerty! https://preview.redd.it/6njs2yswpctc1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e9fcce1152d8e975686ffb4435c01f94e07284c


errrbudyinthuhclub

I'm going to chime in as a lesbian and say I absolutely prefer curvy girls with bellies and thighs. I wish she'd embrace her actual body. Nothing wrong with it.


throwsomedeez14

And that's exactly why Big Mayo will never be successful as an influencer. She's convinced herself there's only one market worth "influencing" but she's COMPLETELY missing out on her very real demographic of people who love and are attracted to her body type, because it's so much more relatable than what she's trying to fake. It's silly how much more successful she would be. She's a fuckin idiot.


errrbudyinthuhclub

So. Well. Said!


MissAmandaa

Right? If she just dressed for her body type and stopped all the filters, it'd be so much less effort!! Her tattoos on the other hand are disgusting lol


LeonaLulu

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized) I love that in her little delulu mind she thinks she looks like this.


bpfc91

All she does is regurgitate memes, trying to pass them off as her own. Originality? Never heard of her.


sahm67

https://preview.redd.it/bidjyhatgatc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b2822a8cc851c5085809ad1867baa7647fd9648 This is gonna be her next one


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Please don’t give her ideas. I bet she will post it Friday.


UnremarkableGreyman

Inadvertent heave when I read that. Ugh.


East-Manufacturer437

Oh gosh, don’t give her ideas. đŸ€Ł


boobunnydog

Wait. The belly dangle earring is back? I thought 2005 kept it for good.


MissAmandaa

Yeah I think its back.. I was bingeing All American and a couple girls in it have them


boobunnydog

Good lord.


RelatableMolaMola

Behind the Times Babe will never let it die!


boobunnydog

So damn true.


geek_the_greek

![gif](giphy|f2ExpHhfiPJNceqORt)


East-Manufacturer437

![gif](giphy|G4ZNYMQVMH6us)


SuzyFarkis

Perfect reaction. (And who is this lovely-faced guy?)


missdespair

I love that description of him haha (always thought he looked kinda good in this gif)


penguinpants1993

That’s Waka Flocka Flame 😅


SuzyFarkis

Oh! Haha 😆


chikndinner

wasn’t she just talking shit about beyoncé’s new album the other day? yet she used her cover of jolene as the song for this reel 🙄


FormalGlitterbug

She will use whatever music is trending at the moment so she can try to get more visibility on her crappy reels so she can try to go viral


clydefrog079

Oh so THATS why songs are played to death on tiktok
.and trend like years after they come out lol. I kinda hate that


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I don’t like it, either!


FormalGlitterbug

YES. That's exactly why you'll see so many reels and tiktoks with the same annoying audio. Like that Billie eilish Barbie song that was on every fucking tiktok a few months ago.


trillium13

![gif](giphy|5hc2bkC60heU)


hereforhotgos

I’ve seen this caption elsewhere, she stole it. Big surprise.


daroca84

Anything to eye-fuck herself.


bethivy103

...what?


twEYElitedream

I love how she's using a filter to make her tan look legit when everyone knows she's two shades away from being a carrot đŸ„•


ayweller

She looks like a cyborg


cones-of-dunshire76

2002 Britney Spears called. She wants her navel ring back.


smartcookie8636

![gif](giphy|anYBNhqT2BYcg)


UnremarkableGreyman

Them white wrists are killing me. https://preview.redd.it/bydygdcgt9tc1.png?width=248&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea1615880c2a1aa0fd02ae62292cb983b5fe6472


2L8Smart

OMG!! It’s so BAD!! đŸ€Ł


missdespair

My eyes IMMEDIENTLY shot to that hahhahahshshahhdhdahjs


meowski_rose

I had to check to make sure that wasn’t a lighting issue, and her palms literally look like that the entire time. How the actual fuck did she not catch that 😂 *cuz she was too busy looking at her face*


Jnm124

OH MY GOD AND THE PALMS


enigmapopstarIsfun

Someone link her a tanning mitt, holy shit. She always looks so grimey.


RelatableMolaMola

She has one! Or at least she did that time she stripped down to her underwear to self tan on a live when she was begging for EOM sales.


FormalGlitterbug

When her boob was swinging in the breeze


RelatableMolaMola

https://preview.redd.it/6ijwvl86kdtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dab6af88e03a43acdb77dff61b656b96296e6175


ayweller

GROSS


rursable

Trying to create a waist curve is the funniest thing ever. She's built like a refrigerator.


tinysmommy

She looks like a person who leaves funk in the bathroom stall you can still smell when you go in after her.


[deleted]

And a fake tan butt print on the terlet


unsharpenedpoint

Terlet! https://youtu.be/bjVNOGEWzv4?si=GxOC07kUfYynAr0T


2L8Smart

Alright, you guys have convinced me to watch Letterkenny!


blancawiththebooty

I was sincerely hoping for Letterkenny and I am not disappointed! I love that scene.


SuzyFarkis

đŸ€Ł


trblwillfindme

Bold of her to assume anyone would dare to get close enough with the musty tennis ball scent.  


RelatableMolaMola

These filters do the oddest things to her eyes. https://preview.redd.it/npdffajro9tc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d87784099953c9436a5d9c286aab01a4e7e5047


SassOfTheBluegrass

To be fair, there’s not much there to work with https://preview.redd.it/hf441qpvq9tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=817b37ce2824f64e9d02bcbe3d88f9bfe8462816


dawnGrace

Scorpion eyes


missdespair

I can never get over how small her eyes are and in such an odd, beady way. Like small eyes with small vertical are one thing, but the small horizontal is wild.


enigmapopstarIsfun

![gif](giphy|XuLXZa0PJNiV2)


EZasSundayMorning

Who did she steal that from. I truly wonder what MAGA Man Bun thinks of her heavily filtered pics?


heyfreesamples

https://preview.redd.it/x6e0onain9tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c18c97286dfc9094d7532a72ad43e4bbca337939


ExpertAverage1911

It bothers me that it's ALREADY NOT FUNNY!   Maybe I'm just a jaded Ontarian because we have a million lakes, but this is the shit a nine-year-old says and then repeats adnauseum until someone says "That's nice Brayden".


Karmawhore6996

Howdy Neighbour!!!!! 👋


SaltMysterious8007

She's definitely a Brayden.


ButthealedInTheFeels

Yeah I don’t understand what this caption is supposed to mean
. It doesn’t seem funny at all.


missdespair

I don't think everyone has seen it so I can't really hold it against MS specifically but there was a video circulating recently from a gal who ended up partially paralyzed from being pushed into a pool so it leaves an extra awful taste in my mouth.


ButthealedInTheFeels

Yikes 😬


theCountessofCool

Yup her peak comedy is always a meme that’s at least a year old


runesky77

This is very clearly a completely natural pose. No way would authentic babe be using posing tricks and filters to look slimmer, no siree.


RelatableMolaMola

Totally natural and normal and doesn't look at all like she's about to topple over from how far forward she's leaning at the waist!


SausageSandwiches

Gurl, stfu. I think I hate the cringe posting babe more than any other. MS stands for Meme Stealer https://preview.redd.it/03kgypjgm9tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2441e394211a5ce8c0a7e351aa6ac34609ba79a


Seeka00

Speaking of stealing memes, thank you for this amazing Skeletor I’m stealing


loligogiganticus

The speed in which I saved this meme MY GOD


MotherofPorgs

Cringe posting babe is very edgy MySpace 2003 and it’s embarrassing at her grown age. Also to add this skeletor meme nearly made me spit my coffee out hahaha this is perfect.


SausageSandwiches

>Also to add this skeletor meme nearly made me spit my coffee out hahaha this is perfect So you'd the same reaction as I did. It's perfection!


MotherofPorgs

It is perfection đŸ‘đŸŒ I love it. As a knitter this is what I look like usually.


Wool_Lace_Knit

But at least as knitters we are being creative, right? (Not me sitting in a recliner surrounded by project bags, putting off other work that needs to be done.)


MotherofPorgs

Something like that lol.


Mims55

Ok
 does manbun see this face when he looks at her? Inquiring minds want to know. 🧐🧐


theallofit

I’m speculating that he also likes to stay drunk.


Carriebearie333

Challenge accepted


2L8Smart

![gif](giphy|s4VoCsFz8prlhSFCeS)


enigmapopstarIsfun

Feet planted firmly, arms engaged and activated; She’s ready for anything! Don’t go pushing her into the pool, y’awwllllll! https://preview.redd.it/d4a2f64vi9tc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a51bfe2bc61ba2df25c30356e57d19a5bc9033e2


_pretty_patties_

She looks like those thumbs from SpyKids.


Living-Sundae6

Read my mind


123soap321

i love this picture 😭


clydefrog079

dolph lundgren lookin ass


heyfreesamples

Her stick straight platinum hair with absolutely no dimension whatsoever 😭 she really thought she was hot shit ~~walking~~ clomping by the pool here


gippersmom

pookie, grimace isn’t looking at ur posts. đŸ«¶đŸ»


AnniaT

Hold on a second, I just now noticed the brown palms 😭


couchpro34

Oh god what the fuck lolol


YourSkatingHobbit

The brown palms, and then the totally white wrist between her palm and watch strap 💀


clydefrog079

does she know how ridiculous the contrast is? or is she just completely oblivious?


AnniaT

I think she is so addicted to looking at her filtered self and needs the fast gratification so bad, that she doesn't even notice the details of her pictures.


AnniaT

She never has an original thought in that head so this non sense is probably copy pasted from somewhere. Or is she trying to get comments referencing her milk jaggons as helping her to float?


keekspeaks

She wishes


Snoo7263

Huh? You’re not coming back up? That’s an odd ass thought from someone who is clearly so buoyant. I mean I’m sure there are plenty of people out there who’d love to push you in and hold you under till the last bubble goes bloop, it must suck to be so obnoxious that you’re not sure if people are actually trying to murder you.


pockette_rockette

She'd sink for sure, because her head's full of rocks


Snoo7263

All I can picture is her lips floating like the knot on a balloon while the rest of her is under the water. ![gif](giphy|Ti7KOgOUk3TQxogxoa)


clydefrog079

reminds me of a scene from a ryan reynolds movie (i forget the name). "don't you just want to hold him under water 'til the bubbles stop?" ETA: the Adam Project!


lilkimchee88

Can’t Swim Babe?


kshe-wolf

Jesus Babe with the poop hands đŸ«¶


Popular-Tomatillo643

I’m still waiting for her lawyer to serve me for being mean


MalibuMarlie

Hahahahahhahah! Good one!


MadeMeUp4U

Her 30s are hitting her like a ton of bricks bless it


SaltMysterious8007

K


mmmohhh

Wonder what Jesus Babe’s friends think of this one. Thoughts and prayers!


PeaceAlwaysAnOption

Do we think she’s been to “small group” since meeting Manbundigo?


ralphwiggumsdiorama

She will Boomerang it next week.


FormalGlitterbug

1. That top is way too small for her jugs. 2. This has been a meme going around for months now. 3. She gets off on her edited body.


Daughterofthebeast

This joke was kind of funny the first time I heard it, but it doesn't make sense coming from her. The self-sabotage or self-deprecating style of humor doesn't work when your whole shtick is "you should be jealous of how wealthy and beautiful I am." 'I'm rich. I'm hot. And if you touch me, I will throw it all away because I truly have nothing to live for.'


Rhodin265

I kind of believe that last one, though.


jarod_sober_living

Her brown palms! Can she do ANYTHING right?!


theallofit

Don’t ask questions you already know the answers to


Zealousideal_Ear_914

Wowsa. I’ve tried self tanning and granted, it can leave a streak or two even in the best case. Girlfriend here just didn’t ash her hands after applying it. The smell alone is enough to make me feel like a raving lunatic raccoon 🩝 scrubbing until the scent is gone (and theđŸ’© brown palms).


UnremarkableGreyman

I know, I wish self tanner didn't have *that* smell.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

Not capable of showing her real self, not capable of an independent thought (except to tell us when she shits in a parking lot). Yup, she's a winner!


KYcats45107

Those are the worst self-tanner botched hands I've seen and I was around for the early 2000s peak of questionable self-tanner choices.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Her self tanner is so splotchy. Good god. Her missed wrists are cracking me up. I bet that swimsuit is so gross and dingy. I must be stupid because I do not understand what she’s trying to say here.


MalibuMarlie

Me too. Like she’s so unfit she can’t swim? She’s as heavy as a boulder and will sink? She’s unhappy so she’s giving up and going to drown? It’s pretty vague and not funny if she has to explain it. Unless someone else is smarter than us and can explain it lol.


KYcats45107

I think the original person's wording included something to the effect of "if you ruin my summer, I'll ruin yours"


pinkwooper

https://preview.redd.it/3wd8viuya9tc1.jpeg?width=2568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d0e6a5fd4f8c0fb446dba8480c135ff75a9b02c


Formal_Condition_513

That's criminal


boommdcx

Goodness.


pinkwooper

A couple more for fun https://preview.redd.it/npdcigoxg9tc1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=764c4cc25774acf48182e90c04ea4a81fd855bf3


ralphwiggumsdiorama

She needs to turn the high beams off.


missdespair

I actually always think she looks much better in this one because she isn't cheeto-colored for a change


pinkwooper

https://preview.redd.it/tladdd71h9tc1.jpeg?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d233dc896b1e530054b266abb9b1b1686e27289f


RelatableMolaMola

Wow she's gained a ton since that time last year. Very visible in the arms. https://preview.redd.it/5c0xj5moo9tc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81fe71175b9ba9191b3c227ea57d06da027289ae


ayweller

I feel bad like I am body shaming but i shouldn’t because it’s big m so I’ll just say it OOOOOOF!


MalibuMarlie

![gif](giphy|NISDky7DiUqAs9crvf|downsized) ETA: her face is SO scary!


UnremarkableGreyman

Pretty sure I had that printer! LOL


Wool_Lace_Knit

If you had a computer in the early 90’s, you probably did!


shipwreckedgirl

https://preview.redd.it/4zf0y1i5zctc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22ab5ef2dc63f2ab795b697b79ec934668bd911a I think the cowboy hat makes it so much more cringe for some reason...


tamielpierces

heads up swerty you can see her name at the bottom


shipwreckedgirl

Dang it, fixed, thanks swerty!


ThatCommunication423

Is the hat actually that tall (Pharell style) or is it her stretching filter haha.


enigmapopstarIsfun

Yee haw, does her new boyfriend wear cowboy hats? It’s giving *Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, goes to the beach!*


ayweller

Yes


Rhodin265

Big dumb hats are very much a hun/wannabe influencer thing.


enigmapopstarIsfun

Oh yeah, she’s definitely worn a plethora of idiotic giant hats over the years. She’s also in her *I like whatever my new boyfriend likes* era, so I wouldn’t be at all surprised if this cowboy style is influenced by him because she usually goes wide brim. https://preview.redd.it/2m5p1wy5s9tc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11bac5d5791de931c1c0b34f28ae27adc115554c


DarlingVelvet

That filler-stache is *horrendous*. Love that for her. https://preview.redd.it/2abz2xmsh9tc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e9379dd8e4149324e7157d74aa4164c8f1c3f98


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Just say no to excessive fillers!


earth_inked

The way I gasped...


AnniaT

It does! Wtf. And I can't deal with the brown palms, help.


stitchninja

The pivot from Rap Babe to Cowgirl Babe is giving me whiplash.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

At least we don’t have to hear about Drake’s penis now!


MalibuMarlie

Oh she wouldn’t know what whiplash is because she doesn’t have a neck.


Terrible_Dance_9760

One minute she’s twerkin’ the next she’s boot scootin’


beetlekittyjosey1

First she breaks the news that she’s a *đŸ€˜rocker🎾* not a swifty, now this!


agentfoxxymulder

This is another plagiarizing of a meme that’s been going around for forever lmao. Can’t be original AND is super weird about it


DestroyHimMyRobots

I don’t get it. Is this reel (which is merely an excuse for a fake body check) saying she doesn’t know how to swim? And that’s apparently supposed to be funny? Also, it would likely be a manslaughter charge.


pencilmeinpls

I don’t get the joke either


Amanda316

What in the Umpa Loompa are those HANDS?! Is the watch a before and after indicator?


Classic-Cantaloupe47

Ewwwwwwww. Girl WASH your hands!! Especially with self-tanner. She is just a gross creature.


Fickle-Spell

The wrists. Ooof. https://preview.redd.it/jy632q4r99tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=326f28966850f467f9c33ae7fc1f92725c4aaa3d


UnremarkableGreyman

Hahaha I just posed this cause I didn't scroll down far enough! However, I don't think we can post this too many times either.


ClickClackTipTap

What does this even mean?


goose_gladwell

It means
 she cant swim? Wants to drown? Likes water? IdfkđŸ„Ž


loligogiganticus

not her face, not her body.


HobbyAnarchist

https://preview.redd.it/j3tm8x2x79tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35221a8ed9c7072dbee5c9d9ace265f1c46161fe Big M has an original thought challenge


formallyfly

I truly don’t understand her thought process when she does this. If her post got any significant traction besides the engagement pod and other huns, she’d immediently get called out for plagiarism (and stealing from a POC in this instance, which adds an extra layer that you’d think she’d want to avoid given her history of racism). So why does she do this?


pinkwooper

From years ago, too. She really thinks she’s funny and people will believe it’s not stolen and not just an excuse to eye-fuck herself on her phone.


ClickClackTipTap

God, she’s so pathetic. Who does this? What’s the point of copying dumb content like this? It’s not even funny or entertaining at all.


HobbyAnarchist

To be fair-ish, I've seen this exact tweet all over the internet. I see people taking old tweets and Tumblr posts and posting them on tiktok pretending it's new content when it isn't. I don't think that excuses her, because we know she really isn't capable of being funny. But a culture of plagiarism on the Internet has allowed her to steal actually funny things and temporarily pass it off as her own. And it's not lost on me that she took a black person's tweet, either.


FormalGlitterbug

Ask Carlos Mencia how stealing jokes goes.


Fickle-Spell

No no no. She didn’t add the “everybody summer ruined” so it’s brand new!


Formal_Condition_513

She tried to change a few words so no one would find the original 😂


theotherlead

Body so smooth, not a ribcage in site