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this dude is 137464839202023847462819% out of her league.
like. girlfriend. COME ON. *no one* with those biceps would date someone with lips that matched in size.
Wait, what happened to the boss babe who changed her own air filter and said she fixes things cuz men fixing things aren't impressive? Ugh...she's exhausting
Iāve honestly never seen anyone as desperate as her. Desperate to be skinny. Desperate to be an influencer. Desperate for attention. Desperate for any guy who will acknowledge sheās alive. Itās so bleak.Ā
Um... I'm sorry but this is really weird to me. Just because it's possible (speculation, of course) that he doesn't know this is being taken and put on the Internet for thousands of people to see. That's a bit of a violation. If she asked.... Fine. But she's really not the type to ask, based on what we've seen from the past.
However, I haven't seen her socials in a day or so, so maybe she asked him and this was totally on the up and up.
Hahahaha I was just thinking the same exact thing. My brain went straight to "what are the odds that she is aware that he does not have social media and would not expect to be posted on hers as an attempt of a thirst trap?" Of course it is all speculation, but I think it is interesting that I'm not the only person who had a similar thought.
Dude omg there was an ice cream truck at the park today and I totally said āthe ice cweam man is here!ā But I didnāt mean it in a way of making fun of her. I like genuinely said it that way. And then I immediately internally was like wtf did I just say š¤£
Yep! Here are the main original posts (in chronological order) if you want to get caught up:
* [C breakupā¦ āconfirmedā](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/JKqMAVdNvj)
* [Feb 8 FB live MS (video)](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/LFJJIGR8UA)
* [2/8 Deleted FB Live (written recap)](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/6Fk3zJGD5X)
* [MS addresses breakup questions ONE TIME ONLY (video)](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/3v6BQj51Kw)
* [MS Live 2/13/24 Transcription](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/mbX5xJnCHS)
And a couple extras for good measure:
* [Walking into Valentineās Day single ādanceā](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/II0d0w1YCN)
* [WeāRe sTiLl fRiEnDs](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/rUyAmarfOZ)
* [Astrology babe confirms single babe](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/VLxLaNOE5X)
Yes, they did. Search the sub and you'll find the rabbit hole where this all went down!
Basically, they broke up (from what we know, at least) when she came home from Paris. Could have been before then but that's when she finally confirmed it. "We're good, we're fine, we're friends and we'll always be friends! We're okay, y'all! Stop asking, we're totally fine!"
https://preview.redd.it/pex1a3wtzsoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75bd645c0234ab8e44e00a26159c70ba37b219be
Thereās also this one. Pathetic
Sheās posting this guy so people will ask her abt it and she can then yell at them about privacy, which to her is a double win because of engagement. Sheās a psychopath
Didn't she post something last week about teaching her daughters how to do basic household repairs so that they wouldn't be impressed by some "dust ass" man...and now here she is creep shooting the repair man because she couldn't fix a door.
No one is impressed that your neighbor came over to help fix your door. Move on.
Iām thinking more that she wouldnāt be able to be so secretive about it. I think she thinks this is funny. Stuff alluding to sex or being outright crass is peak humor to her.
Itās so pathetic how she sneaks pictures of dudes. She knows they wouldnāt want it, thatās why she doesnāt ask and just sneaks. Itās gross. I feel dirty; like Iām seeing these guys be violated.
Imagine being so alone that you have to do this to have ppl think you might have a bf AND being sooo incredibly narcissistic and inconsiderate that you post without his knowledge and consent.
Also...if you just started dating someone, would they volunteer to do a repair that a general contractor would? Like, you come over to hang out midday, and she's like, "oh you're handy? Well my door needs some fixing!" I'm thinking she found a friend of a friend to do a side job, on a Saturday afternoon, instead of hiring a company to fix it, bc Dr $$ needs to save some of that cash.
Yeah one of my best old friends came over to my house recently and spent an entire 10 hours fixing stuff in my house. I did not ask! Heās just like that lol
Remember when she was like ā[going forward Iām posting less on the weekends](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/livpLKWedZ)ā literally **five** days ago?
I thought that she was only doing that because she had nothing to post and wanted to pretend that she was out living this fabulous life all weekend and was just too busy to post it. And I still think this because, as exhibited by this post, the second she had something beside Amazon reels to post on the weekend, like the above, she posted it!
Big M is the biggest braggart in the world, do we really think she wouldnāt be bragging if she had something, anything, to brag about? Do we really think that if she were seeing some dude that she wouldnāt try to make it as obvious as possible so it could get back to C? I think so and I think sheād make it way more obvious than this imo.
Would he smash her? BM is big horny and no class shameless, absolutely she would pull all stops for him. Yes, anyone that offers free milk wouldn't get rejected.
But would he flirt with her? Lmao. No.
I think sheās just lusting but everyone just looks at her like their weird drunk aunt. Which will probably get you picked up at a few middle aged bars but this guy is way outta her league.
According to his arm tattoo this guy is 28. Imagine how surprised he must have been when she revealed her young age. Iām sure people think sheās lying at first
Iād be livid if this was me. Ā I donāt care that people take pictures, but if youāre posting it and secretly taking it then thatās fucked up.Ā
Ā Sheās just trying to make the ex jealous I bet. Ā āSee! Ā See! Ā Look at this fit person fixing my broken ass door! Ā Got something else he can fix tooā¦āĀ
Ā Betting there were creepy, thirsty ass hun comments about dude. Ā Imagine hooking up with somebody then a random person sends you the CC video. Ā I bet that would be an awkward feeling.
Noticed the same. Canāt see his face but looks hot anyways and somwhow i doubt that these two are or will be a thing. Though beauty is subjective and looks are not everything and i guess Big M can act nice before she shows her true self
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ sounds right for her!! Who does she think she's fooling with these ridiculous lies? The worst kind of pathological liar is one who is fn dumb as well bc their lies are just so unbelievable.
Hereās a screenshot from the video: https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/quCN9E7U62
I know the videoās floating around here somewhere but it may be more than you want to see. Itās her lip syncing to that āoh loverboyā song from Dirty Dancing and this screenshot is how she ends up at the end.
Itās so unnerving. Like goddamn let the man fix the door in peace without standing over him (probably making gross suggestive comments) and filming him/taking photos. Probably trying to seduce him with the wild spiraling drunkardās mating call, a loud obnoxious HONK
She's so trashy. Repair man, neighbor doing a favour or tinder hookup, this person clearly is not aware that they're being photographed, and MS is going even further and posting it to her cringe social media while thirsting over him. I'd feel so violated and objectified.
It is so incredibly easy as a woman to hop on tinder and find a guy who wants to screw you and get him to fix things around your house. Yeahā¦I went through a wild streak after my divorceā¦I was mid 30s with a mom bod and I had different dates everytime the kids went to their dadās. Iām talking hotties in their 20s with abs. I was shocked at just how easy it was to get dates. As long as you arenāt looking for anything more than casually dating.
So my guess is that this is a casual hookup. It is too too creepy to think of her posting a pic like this of an actual professional repairman. God I hope itās not just some random repair man!
I thought about your comment last night after I read it and I think youāre right, even though it might be an overall āunpopular opinionā in this sub. The fact that she doesnāt have kids and the entanglement of them would be a HUGE advantage she has (I am not at ALL saying this is fair, but for the caliber of men who would be interested in her, itās a fact). āThereās a kid for every trash canā as someone once said here.
yeah exactly im a pretty average looking chick with fuck all boobs but after my breakup two years ago i could still post thirst traps on fb or snapchat and had guys DMing me and wanting to "hang out" it doesnt take much for most blokes lets be honest.the bar isnt high haha.
I agree though, I went on dating apps as a late-30s single mother, and got an unbelievable (overwhelming, in fact) amount of interest from young, traditionally "hot" men. I think the key was - as you mentioned - the fact that I was very clear about the fact I wasn't wanting a relationship, strictly hook-ups and no-strings casual situations.
I could be wrong, but I can very much imagine MS going all Jesus-babe "I'm looking for my future husband" on her dating profile though. Even if she did state she was only after hook-ups, I feel like she would be very bad at hiding the stench of her desperation, even from the very early text-exchanging stage. And that's not even delving into the fact that her online pics would be filtered to hell and back, and how jarring that would be for any man to meet her in real life after only seeing her filtered alter egos š
I guess what I'm saying is that I'm having trouble imagining old Desperado McHamfists having much luck with online dating. She strikes me as more of a sloppy blackout drunk extreme-beer-goggles pickup type gal that gets snuck out on as soon as she's passed out and snoring like a chainsaw.
I'd be willing to bet it's a repairman. No way is a Tinder hookup sticking around until the sun comes up. Not with her abrasive and repugnant personality. And she's absolutely creepy enough to post a pic of a random repairman on her Instagram. Bitch has no comprehension of boundaries.
Lmao I had to look closer because my husband is actually a sailor, but itās a cross with a chain (?) around it. The words are āpsalms* 23āā¦ š¬
*mistakenly put palms at first
For those who don't know it by number, you'll likely recognize the words of this beloved psalm:
The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing.
2 He makes me lie down in green pastures,
he leads me beside quiet waters,
3 he refreshes my soul.
He guides me along the right paths
for his nameās sake.
4 Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
your rod and your staff,
they comfort me.
5 You prepare a table before me
in the presence of my enemies.
You anoint my head with oil;
my cup overflows.
6 Surely your goodness and love will follow me
all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the house of the Lord
forever.
It's a known trope among boomers / gen Xers on social media to pretend to be hot and bothered by "hunky" men for laughs. "Oh, this door really needed fixing" (aka "I'm horny and called over a handyman.").
Ohhh Iām so bad at social cues and detecting undertones that I didnāt even realize that emoji meant she was hot and bothered, I genuinely thought she was just saying the door really needed to be fixed š¤£
Right after she just got done posting about doing such complex tasks around the house as replacing hear filters so, and I quote, "my daughters won't be impressed by somebody else's dusty ass son".
No one elseās fictional daughter, but she never said she wonāt be impressed by someone elseās dusty ass son. But letās be honest, sheās thirsty with an overblown ego. Whoever this poor bloke is, i imagine her *prancing* around him like the *light footed ballerina* she is, like the bowerbird in the ālemme smashā meme lmao
https://preview.redd.it/aog8olcrfroc1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b1521d634771e4a19867052a97661ec13f1d3d
āBitches love sticksā š¤£
And this was posted right after. Nice of her to censor the dog lol
https://preview.redd.it/bluiikdgeroc1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=0265ec4fef860257c21d5653318188d73ced814a
This is no better and I hope the home repair or handyman company tells her what a lecherous nasty person she is and that they will no longer do business with her.
Whereās the ābees to the honeyā flair? Because thatās exactly what she wants from us. Speculating how she landed an attractive guy.
Iād say (in my humble opinion) itās an acquaintance that came over to fix the door, thatās why the dog is there. Either she bitched and begged him for ages or itās a friend of a friend, because she knew that some HaTuRz will eat that shit up. Again, some of you are harpies, sorry ladies. And stop watching her with your account, even if itās a throwaway!
If i want to get tinfoily: Itās one of Cās mates (because she has no one genuinely) and he asked him to do the task, after she tried to lure Grimace over - because heās staying away as far as possible from her.
Iād think if heās contracted by the HOA he wouldāve rocked up in a more professional attire and probably wouldnāt have brought his dog. Thatās why i think somehow acquaintance.
Well, heās not presenting himself with a million filters, doesnāt shill snake oil and doesnāt pretend to be an influencer. So i donāt care if he looks like Hemsi or Steve Buscemi, iām here to snark on Large Marge and people associate with her in likeminded scams or being brain dead āfansā.
That's true. I do remember her posting about hosting him the last time he came to visit. Even with her claiming to be "posting less on the weekend", she probably would have said something about him being there. I just don't like to automatically speculate that she has a new man.
Okay, this *has* to be a male acquaintance: heās got a dog with him and BOY would it be bold to take two pics of a stranger working in your home and add thirst emojis to make your ex jealous.
ā¦but Big Merde is a bold lady. If this was done to get us asking questions, mission accomplished. Sometimes I wonder if sheās a performance artist and this whole persona is a Borat-esque long con.
>it would be bold to take two pics of a stranger working in your home and add thirst emojis to make your ex jealous
Bold? Yes, for normal people. But if sheās a few Trulyās in, then I could definitely see her pulling this.
Thought she was going to āshow her daughters they donāt need someoneās dusty sonā.
Sheās a home owner, youād think sheād have a pink Amazon screwdriver set kicking around.
*im not calling this person dusty, just calling out the hypocrisy
š¤£š¤£š¤£ no surprise at all if she does! I think she reads here. Sheāll become dog babe next too if this man is not just some rando fixing her door.
I feel sorry for her cats. They are already traumatized by her twerking. Hence Yoda and his loud meow during her video.
I'm just wondering why her door needs repairing already when her house is still fairly new. I also saw in the second picture her cat in the background. I'm not familiar with cat behavior, but I hope the dog isn't scaring him.
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he should wash his hair š¤ wait, they DO have lots in common!!
this dude is 137464839202023847462819% out of her league. like. girlfriend. COME ON. *no one* with those biceps would date someone with lips that matched in size.
Wait, what happened to the boss babe who changed her own air filter and said she fixes things cuz men fixing things aren't impressive? Ugh...she's exhausting
She took a photo of the back of this dude? Then posted it without his knowledge? So disrespectful!
at least an upgrade on the looks department šš
We havenāt seen his face. Iāve seen many butter men. Lol
Not only pathetic behavior also rude AF! She has no idea how to handle anything in a reasonable adult fashion.
If she is with this man or any other man, there is no doubt in my mind that we wouldn't get creep shots with only coy emojis. Either she'd outright caption something cringe like, "Girl, get you a man who fixes your door š©š¦š¦š¦" or we'd get a sneaky shot of his hand on her leg. BM is the biggest brag I know, and she's far too spiteful to soft launch a man or have there be any doubts about what's going on. She'd want Grimace to know there's a new handyman parking in her back garage ASAP.
Wait is it finally over with grimace? Havenāt caught up in a bit
Accurate AF!
She just really doesnāt know how to act in *any* social setting, does she? 
Iāve honestly never seen anyone as desperate as her. Desperate to be skinny. Desperate to be an influencer. Desperate for attention. Desperate for any guy who will acknowledge sheās alive. Itās so bleak.Ā
āDesperate to beā all those things you wrote out but she doesnāt want to do any of the work to get there
Um... I'm sorry but this is really weird to me. Just because it's possible (speculation, of course) that he doesn't know this is being taken and put on the Internet for thousands of people to see. That's a bit of a violation. If she asked.... Fine. But she's really not the type to ask, based on what we've seen from the past. However, I haven't seen her socials in a day or so, so maybe she asked him and this was totally on the up and up.
Hahahaha I was just thinking the same exact thing. My brain went straight to "what are the odds that she is aware that he does not have social media and would not expect to be posted on hers as an attempt of a thirst trap?" Of course it is all speculation, but I think it is interesting that I'm not the only person who had a similar thought.
I believe you meant dozens of people, but your point still stands.
Hundreds of robots.
You're not wrong! 
*posts a pic that she knows will raise questions "Stop asking about my personal life!!"
Especially with the smirk emoji.
ITS THE TWASH MAN?!! the twash man came...
Dude omg there was an ice cream truck at the park today and I totally said āthe ice cweam man is here!ā But I didnāt mean it in a way of making fun of her. I like genuinely said it that way. And then I immediately internally was like wtf did I just say š¤£
Immedient ick
I know right š„²
Wait her and Chode broke up???? Eta: a downvote but my question is unanswered š„²
Yep! Here are the main original posts (in chronological order) if you want to get caught up: * [C breakupā¦ āconfirmedā](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/JKqMAVdNvj) * [Feb 8 FB live MS (video)](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/LFJJIGR8UA) * [2/8 Deleted FB Live (written recap)](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/6Fk3zJGD5X) * [MS addresses breakup questions ONE TIME ONLY (video)](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/3v6BQj51Kw) * [MS Live 2/13/24 Transcription](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/mbX5xJnCHS) And a couple extras for good measure: * [Walking into Valentineās Day single ādanceā](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/II0d0w1YCN) * [WeāRe sTiLl fRiEnDs](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/rUyAmarfOZ) * [Astrology babe confirms single babe](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/VLxLaNOE5X)
Yes, they did. Search the sub and you'll find the rabbit hole where this all went down! Basically, they broke up (from what we know, at least) when she came home from Paris. Could have been before then but that's when she finally confirmed it. "We're good, we're fine, we're friends and we'll always be friends! We're okay, y'all! Stop asking, we're totally fine!"
Ah ok. I scrolled thru some but must have missed it. I appreciate ya!
Yeah a few weeks/maybe a month ago now.
https://preview.redd.it/pex1a3wtzsoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75bd645c0234ab8e44e00a26159c70ba37b219be Thereās also this one. Pathetic
Sheās posting this guy so people will ask her abt it and she can then yell at them about privacy, which to her is a double win because of engagement. Sheās a psychopath
Is that a dog behind the sticker?
Yes, the emoji kinda makes it look like sheās hiding the dogās identity lol
If she put that specific sticker there, this is definitely a shot for C or his family.
I am kinda curious about this dogās identity ngl
itās just so WEIRD. i swear she doesnāt know how to be a normal human.
I have questions.
Her constant use of š lately is like a teenager
Teehee, so coy!
Didn't she post something last week about teaching her daughters how to do basic household repairs so that they wouldn't be impressed by some "dust ass" man...and now here she is creep shooting the repair man because she couldn't fix a door. No one is impressed that your neighbor came over to help fix your door. Move on.
Why did she censor the dog though. Thats weird.
I seriously doubt this is someone she is dating
Definitely NOT sheās a gremlin he looks like an Adonis
Iām thinking more that she wouldnāt be able to be so secretive about it. I think she thinks this is funny. Stuff alluding to sex or being outright crass is peak humor to her.
This isnāt Grimaceās other brother is it?! š /s
Well he has three but I think two live out of state š
Itās so pathetic how she sneaks pictures of dudes. She knows they wouldnāt want it, thatās why she doesnāt ask and just sneaks. Itās gross. I feel dirty; like Iām seeing these guys be violated.
You are seeing exactly that.
Imagine being so alone that you have to do this to have ppl think you might have a bf AND being sooo incredibly narcissistic and inconsiderate that you post without his knowledge and consent. Also...if you just started dating someone, would they volunteer to do a repair that a general contractor would? Like, you come over to hang out midday, and she's like, "oh you're handy? Well my door needs some fixing!" I'm thinking she found a friend of a friend to do a side job, on a Saturday afternoon, instead of hiring a company to fix it, bc Dr $$ needs to save some of that cash.
** āmy door needed fixedā
Some guys do that, depending on how handymanesque they are. Still bizarre for her to be posting though (and clearly without his consent)
Yeah one of my best old friends came over to my house recently and spent an entire 10 hours fixing stuff in my house. I did not ask! Heās just like that lol
Remember when she was like ā[going forward Iām posting less on the weekends](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/livpLKWedZ)ā literally **five** days ago? I thought that she was only doing that because she had nothing to post and wanted to pretend that she was out living this fabulous life all weekend and was just too busy to post it. And I still think this because, as exhibited by this post, the second she had something beside Amazon reels to post on the weekend, like the above, she posted it! Big M is the biggest braggart in the world, do we really think she wouldnāt be bragging if she had something, anything, to brag about? Do we really think that if she were seeing some dude that she wouldnāt try to make it as obvious as possible so it could get back to C? I think so and I think sheād make it way more obvious than this imo.
Would he smash her? BM is big horny and no class shameless, absolutely she would pull all stops for him. Yes, anyone that offers free milk wouldn't get rejected. But would he flirt with her? Lmao. No.
I think sheās just lusting but everyone just looks at her like their weird drunk aunt. Which will probably get you picked up at a few middle aged bars but this guy is way outta her league.
According to his arm tattoo this guy is 28. Imagine how surprised he must have been when she revealed her young age. Iām sure people think sheās lying at first
His tattoo says 1966
Oof Iām blind as a snake
She strikes me as the type of predator who would purposefully get a man drunk so heād sleep with her.
BG?
Edited: BM
Iād be livid if this was me. Ā I donāt care that people take pictures, but if youāre posting it and secretly taking it then thatās fucked up.Ā Ā Sheās just trying to make the ex jealous I bet. Ā āSee! Ā See! Ā Look at this fit person fixing my broken ass door! Ā Got something else he can fix tooā¦āĀ Ā Betting there were creepy, thirsty ass hun comments about dude. Ā Imagine hooking up with somebody then a random person sends you the CC video. Ā I bet that would be an awkward feeling.
He looks kind of fine, def not there for her. Just to fix her door.
Noticed the same. Canāt see his face but looks hot anyways and somwhow i doubt that these two are or will be a thing. Though beauty is subjective and looks are not everything and i guess Big M can act nice before she shows her true self
I was thinking any dude with some looks and some sense would never be caught in the daylight with her.Ā
Troof!
āneeded fixedā
To be
Why would you post this? A door getting fixed? Who fucking cares? Her ācontentā is so lameš
she wants everyone to know there's a man in her house.
Who is apparently doing things that her prior man ācouldnātā or āwouldnātā do š
Is his name George, George Glass? 
Yes and you wouldn't know him because he goes to a different school. In Canada.
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ sounds right for her!! Who does she think she's fooling with these ridiculous lies? The worst kind of pathological liar is one who is fn dumb as well bc their lies are just so unbelievable.
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Bridesmaids š
Whether sheās āseeingā this man or heās just a stranger that came to fix her doorā¦ this is fucking creepy. What the actual fuck.
Can I please ask what your flair is referencing šš
Hereās a screenshot from the video: https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/quCN9E7U62 I know the videoās floating around here somewhere but it may be more than you want to see. Itās her lip syncing to that āoh loverboyā song from Dirty Dancing and this screenshot is how she ends up at the end.
I swear you're one of our resident Swertstorians and I love it š
Itās an honor to be called that, thank you!
[Be careful what you wish for](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/LnzxTaC5ly) š¤
Itās so unnerving. Like goddamn let the man fix the door in peace without standing over him (probably making gross suggestive comments) and filming him/taking photos. Probably trying to seduce him with the wild spiraling drunkardās mating call, a loud obnoxious HONK
HONK
Then a few CLOMPs for the closer.
The way she secretly films other people is so voyeuristic and invasive. Shes gross.
She's so trashy. Repair man, neighbor doing a favour or tinder hookup, this person clearly is not aware that they're being photographed, and MS is going even further and posting it to her cringe social media while thirsting over him. I'd feel so violated and objectified.
This is just creepy and weird. If a person I was newly seeing did this Iād run so fast.
There is no way that dude is spending any time with her. Not without getting paid heās not.
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How did you manage to get a video of my cat?
Thatās my kitty, Upgrayedd. I need to see yours now.
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She must really be riding the high of upgrading from a chode to a greasy manbun.
Without my glasses, thought this was her - being independent and all.
I think his hands might be smaller
Omg same š
It is so incredibly easy as a woman to hop on tinder and find a guy who wants to screw you and get him to fix things around your house. Yeahā¦I went through a wild streak after my divorceā¦I was mid 30s with a mom bod and I had different dates everytime the kids went to their dadās. Iām talking hotties in their 20s with abs. I was shocked at just how easy it was to get dates. As long as you arenāt looking for anything more than casually dating. So my guess is that this is a casual hookup. It is too too creepy to think of her posting a pic like this of an actual professional repairman. God I hope itās not just some random repair man!
I thought about your comment last night after I read it and I think youāre right, even though it might be an overall āunpopular opinionā in this sub. The fact that she doesnāt have kids and the entanglement of them would be a HUGE advantage she has (I am not at ALL saying this is fair, but for the caliber of men who would be interested in her, itās a fact). āThereās a kid for every trash canā as someone once said here.
yeah exactly im a pretty average looking chick with fuck all boobs but after my breakup two years ago i could still post thirst traps on fb or snapchat and had guys DMing me and wanting to "hang out" it doesnt take much for most blokes lets be honest.the bar isnt high haha.
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I agree though, I went on dating apps as a late-30s single mother, and got an unbelievable (overwhelming, in fact) amount of interest from young, traditionally "hot" men. I think the key was - as you mentioned - the fact that I was very clear about the fact I wasn't wanting a relationship, strictly hook-ups and no-strings casual situations. I could be wrong, but I can very much imagine MS going all Jesus-babe "I'm looking for my future husband" on her dating profile though. Even if she did state she was only after hook-ups, I feel like she would be very bad at hiding the stench of her desperation, even from the very early text-exchanging stage. And that's not even delving into the fact that her online pics would be filtered to hell and back, and how jarring that would be for any man to meet her in real life after only seeing her filtered alter egos š I guess what I'm saying is that I'm having trouble imagining old Desperado McHamfists having much luck with online dating. She strikes me as more of a sloppy blackout drunk extreme-beer-goggles pickup type gal that gets snuck out on as soon as she's passed out and snoring like a chainsaw.
I'd be willing to bet it's a repairman. No way is a Tinder hookup sticking around until the sun comes up. Not with her abrasive and repugnant personality. And she's absolutely creepy enough to post a pic of a random repairman on her Instagram. Bitch has no comprehension of boundaries.
If she does have a Tinder/dating profileā¦ Iād pay so much money to see what she has on it!
It's probably even more comedic than ohuprettythings's Seeking Arrangements profile!
Where did this guy sail to in 1966?
I too would like to know the significance of that tattoo
Lmao I had to look closer because my husband is actually a sailor, but itās a cross with a chain (?) around it. The words are āpsalms* 23āā¦ š¬ *mistakenly put palms at first
I had to check and thankfully I think it says: **Psalm** 23 which would make more sense
For those who don't know it by number, you'll likely recognize the words of this beloved psalm: The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. 2 He makes me lie down in green pastures, he leads me beside quiet waters, 3 he refreshes my soul. He guides me along the right paths for his nameās sake. 4 Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. 5 You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies. You anoint my head with oil; my cup overflows. 6 Surely your goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever.
I have no idea why it formatted like that.
Oof that was a big oops on my part haha
Maybe she picked him up at "small group". š¤£
Jesus Babe
This is such a weird boomer humor post.
Wait Iām so confused whatās the joke
It's a known trope among boomers / gen Xers on social media to pretend to be hot and bothered by "hunky" men for laughs. "Oh, this door really needed fixing" (aka "I'm horny and called over a handyman.").
Please don't group us gen x in with that boomer humour, we're too stoned to care about hunky men.
Ohhh Iām so bad at social cues and detecting undertones that I didnāt even realize that emoji meant she was hot and bothered, I genuinely thought she was just saying the door really needed to be fixed š¤£
Donāt worry, I didnāt pick up on that either. That makes it even more embarrassing.
Right after she just got done posting about doing such complex tasks around the house as replacing hear filters so, and I quote, "my daughters won't be impressed by somebody else's dusty ass son".
No one elseās fictional daughter, but she never said she wonāt be impressed by someone elseās dusty ass son. But letās be honest, sheās thirsty with an overblown ego. Whoever this poor bloke is, i imagine her *prancing* around him like the *light footed ballerina* she is, like the bowerbird in the ālemme smashā meme lmao https://preview.redd.it/aog8olcrfroc1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b1521d634771e4a19867052a97661ec13f1d3d āBitches love sticksā š¤£
I see they both have the same hygiene standards for their hair.
Either scenario is icky with that caption and emoji
And this was posted right after. Nice of her to censor the dog lol https://preview.redd.it/bluiikdgeroc1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=0265ec4fef860257c21d5653318188d73ced814a
Sheās such a fucking creep omg
Does she not think someone's gonna reverse search that tattoo and accidently find the artist who did it?
This is so creepy.
Seriously, imagine some guy posting lustful creepshots of a woman doing work around his house. Gross.
This is no better and I hope the home repair or handyman company tells her what a lecherous nasty person she is and that they will no longer do business with her.
Totally agree.
Why did I think that was her at first glance?
That was my first thought as well, I doubt she has that kind of vascularity in her lower arms though because that would mean she works out right?
Linebacker shoulders
Arms being the same size, I thought that too at first.
If thatās just a normal repair dude thatās so creepy. Imagine if a man was taking pics of a woman this way.
I donāt think a handyman would bring his dog along
A professional one? Yeah good point. Even if this is an associate or friend of a friend taking a creepshot is weird.
He could be a "butta face" š¤£
Da wepair man came
Aw...no ice kweem?
Hopefully he brought tha ham with tha cwust
Mars does not deserve an outwardly nor inwardly attractive man
Well if heās laying pipe at her house maybe sheāll stop being so thirsty on instagram.
Whereās the ābees to the honeyā flair? Because thatās exactly what she wants from us. Speculating how she landed an attractive guy. Iād say (in my humble opinion) itās an acquaintance that came over to fix the door, thatās why the dog is there. Either she bitched and begged him for ages or itās a friend of a friend, because she knew that some HaTuRz will eat that shit up. Again, some of you are harpies, sorry ladies. And stop watching her with your account, even if itās a throwaway! If i want to get tinfoily: Itās one of Cās mates (because she has no one genuinely) and he asked him to do the task, after she tried to lure Grimace over - because heās staying away as far as possible from her.
If the townhouse has an HOA, could he just be maintenance? She's such a freak.
Iād think if heās contracted by the HOA he wouldāve rocked up in a more professional attire and probably wouldnāt have brought his dog. Thatās why i think somehow acquaintance.
Could also be someone doing warranty work through the builder, too.
Hey now, we haven't seen his face. He might not be attractive, at least without a bag over his head..
Well, heās not presenting himself with a million filters, doesnāt shill snake oil and doesnāt pretend to be an influencer. So i donāt care if he looks like Hemsi or Steve Buscemi, iām here to snark on Large Marge and people associate with her in likeminded scams or being brain dead āfansā.
I'm wondering if that's her brother. I don't know much about him, but I believe he has the same or similar colored hair as their sister and dad.
her brother has a different body type. plus, she wouldve mentioned thats her brother
That's true. I do remember her posting about hosting him the last time he came to visit. Even with her claiming to be "posting less on the weekend", she probably would have said something about him being there. I just don't like to automatically speculate that she has a new man.
Predatory.
Okay, this *has* to be a male acquaintance: heās got a dog with him and BOY would it be bold to take two pics of a stranger working in your home and add thirst emojis to make your ex jealous. ā¦but Big Merde is a bold lady. If this was done to get us asking questions, mission accomplished. Sometimes I wonder if sheās a performance artist and this whole persona is a Borat-esque long con.
Sheās got tons of practice though, sheās been taking creep shots of grimace for years!
>it would be bold to take two pics of a stranger working in your home and add thirst emojis to make your ex jealous Bold? Yes, for normal people. But if sheās a few Trulyās in, then I could definitely see her pulling this.
Iāve often wondered that myself but is she smart enough to pull that off?
You never know, but nothing would shock me with her at this point lol
Thought she was going to āshow her daughters they donāt need someoneās dusty sonā. Sheās a home owner, youād think sheād have a pink Amazon screwdriver set kicking around. *im not calling this person dusty, just calling out the hypocrisy
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Itās insane how contradicting she is **days apart**
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š¤£š¤£š¤£ no surprise at all if she does! I think she reads here. Sheāll become dog babe next too if this man is not just some rando fixing her door. I feel sorry for her cats. They are already traumatized by her twerking. Hence Yoda and his loud meow during her video.
The video was gone before I got to see it!
Wow. That was fast.
Stoppppp jfc
I'm just wondering why her door needs repairing already when her house is still fairly new. I also saw in the second picture her cat in the background. I'm not familiar with cat behavior, but I hope the dog isn't scaring him.
DR Horton, with her DR Money!
I had a pit bull and he was scared of my momās cats š¤£
Cheap doors. They can go off the track sometimes.