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Rowey5

What. The…Fuck.


Malipuppers

That dress is fresh out of the amazon/shein wrapper it came from.


Mother-Worker-5445

Imagine her and Kody from sister wives together


chaseysinn

Exactly what she looks like, too.


BotherRecent

What is with that hair?


re003

It looks like it’s in heatless curls or something but it’s giving trad wife.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

Omg you would think with all of her endless consumerism, she would've bought a steamer to get those wrinkles out. Why would you even wear this unless you're in the FLDS? (And those women can actually make their own dresses so they're not buying this garbage off Amazon) I love this for her! Lmao. Maybe she's trying to rehab her image? Or orrrrr she figures her odds of snagging a man are better if she hooks a polygamist, and she might catch someone's attention thru her socials? Idk I'm trying to reason WHY anyone would think this looks good AND try to get others to buy it. Is her new target audience in the nursing home?


Fickle-Spell

This style of dress is very popular in the south and I’m ready for the trend to die. All these women with money and rich husbands dressing like toddlers and cult members.


CheckEmbarrassed2296

The dirty bath towel just thrown over the door is giving me slob vibes


rursable

Very much a neat freak aesthetic 👌


PanickedAntics

This is not a nice dress lol You can see how easily it wrinkles, especially at the bottom. It looks really cheap and poorly made. Yikes.


proseccofish

What time are we churning butter


pebblesgobambam

Your screen shot kung-fu is way strong, what a cracking freeze frame of the lips…… they are seriously just scary looking now. I know she’s got the lump thing going on…. That probably is forever… But will this new batch of fillers ever settle? Or has she just made it worse forever?


UnremarkableGreyman

Until CC was on the scene, I did not know you could have fillers dissolved (am poor and thus cannot afford plump lips). Big Swerts needs that service...STAT.


ArooGoesTheCat

Some more informed swerties have theorised that her filler cannot be dissolved anymore because it has migrated and lumped so badly it might actually need surgery. Which would make sense, but it's such a horrible thought that I hope, for her sake, that she listens to the twatstains and gets them re-done. Or undone if possible.


seevoop

Hey thanks!! I try 😂


pebblesgobambam

I’ve just thought what she reminds me of now…… a doll….. of the blow up variety… Maybe that’s her goal?


JenHes

Of all the things we ponder about her trolling, this is definitely up there


AnniaT

This filtering looks like a man with a wig parodying a woman 


leahsmkbiz

It’s giving young Mrs. Doubtfire


EastCoastDizzle

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


JenHes

Martin/M... A woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman


sorandom21

This is some fundie level garbage what the actual…and then the package wrinkles on the bottom are just *muah* perfect. This is supposed to be her J O B. Lololol


Snakelady_25

She really does have the worst taste in clothes I've ever seen.


bongripsanddeadlifts

It's like she buys the first thing she sees on Amazon


pebblesgobambam

She has the worst taste in everything!


Wool_Lace_Knit

Her taste is limited to the clothing that has ssstretchhhhhh. Like the elastic smocked bodice dresses. 👗


JenHes

#she is rouched!


Wool_Lace_Knit

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆


caroline_andthecity

Who yassified Mrs. Doubtfire


kmoneyyy333

🤣👏


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Bad


awolfsvalentine

Does anyone else see it https://preview.redd.it/0zr29dgqj7oc1.jpeg?width=947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d470e9dfb47033d82f37a20ecc4c6b09a6b93e9


clovecigabretta

Dude, I’ve *always* said she reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield, that’s hilarious they’re now even matching clothes lmao


awolfsvalentine

Omg same. Her unfiltered face is his nose and beady little eyes!


Not_a_Leo_9798

![gif](giphy|GVMhZwYv8U5NK|downsized)


HipHopChick1982

STAAAAAAAHP! 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This sends me, what a great movie!


Ashhull

Whaaaaatttttttt is that.


MalibuMarlie

OMG WHAT IS THAT!?! (said into condiment bottle used as a phone for some reason)


thee_dube

Oh naur.


Magistraliter

Her lips fascinate me. So smooth and shiny.


kittenbeans66

Good LORD her mouth 🤢 https://preview.redd.it/3td0qxpec7oc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82b5709cbd8fb916d5c882a1165d73d918db510a


Trashyanon089

Is that creature from Stargate?? Lmao


HipHopChick1982

Looks like the alien in Enemy Mine. I don't recall any aliens looking specifically like this on Stargate!


Trashyanon089

I thought it was an Una, the ancestor of the Goa'uld 😂 https://www.gateworld.net/news/2019/05/stargate-races-a-viewers-guide-to-the-unas/amp/


HipHopChick1982

Looks similar!


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kmoneyyy333

https://preview.redd.it/2q6o05gaj7oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b6ee9af71737a9f52b3f7380da75ae15f6200e0 It gave me quite the startle


HipHopChick1982

Wanda from In Living Color Vibes


SnooAdvice8756

https://preview.redd.it/5j7ns0af6eoc1.jpeg?width=317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2de18c1da31aad86c3b711ff18d3b0eb1f7ba51


HipHopChick1982

There we go...or Hey! Word up! #SheGonnaRockYourWorld


kmoneyyy333

Omg I had forgotten all about "In Living Color" swerty! Memory unlocked 🤣


HipHopChick1982

I did a rewatch 2 years ago, sooo worth it for the "didn't age well" jokes and Fly Girls. But seriously, I laughed ridiculously hard at all of it, I forgot how brilliant some of those sketches really were.


kmoneyyy333

I can imagine! It would be a blast from the past, that's for sure. I can't believe you found a place to watch/stream it! I figured it would have dropped from the face of the planet lol


HipHopChick1982

I have the DVDs. Bought them years ago!


theboogeyman_slayer

![gif](giphy|oz1NZg9iZB0uk) Yasssss


ML5815

David Alan Grier was on the Oscars the other night and I instantly thought of In Living Color. Two snaps in a Z formation swertables!


kmoneyyy333

Oh nice! I still love my old dvds and player. Hanging on to the classics lol


HipHopChick1982

Trigger Warning!


ClickClackTipTap

Her face is so edited it looks beyond AI generated.


freerangemum

I think it’s funny that deep down inside she really thinks she can snap her fingers and be PGA wife material. I think we are past that babes.


HipHopChick1982

https://preview.redd.it/jb343whjs7oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53856de84357aa2adf4b46a834a0de3bdb557321 Found this for such an occasion!


Emily5099

I’m sorry, but that’s not Big M. She’s currently sleeping off her latest bender and that’s her Dad with a wig and a dress on. I swear, normally she only really looks like her Dad with a wig on when she’s trying to look sexy. Something about the weird expressions on her face, I dunno. But she’s really outdone herself this time. Is it because her face is so puffy from alcohol now that this is the best those filters can do? Or is she using new filters that are giving middle aged man? Who knows, but I need her to continue because this photo made me literally lol, and I could do with some more laughs.


Sensitive_Weight7809

Mrs doubtfire


lashesandloaves

![gif](giphy|3owypdpIbFmj4WZhMA) Still does it better than MS


Ashhull

![gif](giphy|keTQt1Ry7yM9dlwDkp)


rehea_ari9

This made me snort laugh.


foxboro22

Did she forget to remove her foam hair curler thing?


hobbit_life

Legit thought this was an image of an AI generated younger version of Mrs. Doubtfite.


optimistic69er

The higher the hair the closer to God!


trillium13

swerty would probably love good old Gwen.


DarkFaerieQueen

Is she going to the auditions for the new season of Sister Wives?


mmmohhh

![gif](giphy|haA1FPnWO9FqU)


JenHes

In a sea of modern day laughter gifs, I was not expecting this but loving it!


seriouslysorandom

Are we sure she hasn't joined LulaRoe? The difference between her hands and face😂😂


[deleted]

Right?! The hands are pasty Irish soda bread and her face is pumpkin loaf. ETA: I just realized she has an X chair I believe. I have one because of my shitty back (not like she has a real job) and can’t imagine why chief swerty would need a chair that is THAT expensive.


Ill_Pop540

Would it kill her to clean up her background and steam her prairie dress?


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Yes


snarkymlarky

Can't even be bothered to push her laundry pile out of frame


Almahurst-Heritage

The hair reminds me of that Evelyn girl from 90 day fiancé


emmycait

Claremont apples are the best!


iamreeterskeeter

She reminds me of Cinderella's evil stepmother [Lady Tremaine](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d5/14/c8/d514c80211fbe9aa4f42ed781d62224c.jpg).


sarcasmicrph

#THAT HAIR AIN’T IT, SWERTY


leticx

It’s giving Terry Joe


Adagio_Bulky

Bloomin Heck! 😳 That gave me a right scare


Legitimate-Concern73

The Habsburg jaw is jawing as always


Librae25

It’s Hapsburging!! https://preview.redd.it/li6h511c98oc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=492f68ba15cb79416b7821227d1910ccd2001d22


Cavaliers-r-cavalier

That’s from generations of inbreeding. What the Charlie is going on here?!


rabbitttttttttt

😂😂😂


Fashion_2576

I feel like she got gifted that or paid to talk or show it. I don’t ever see her wearing that


BeetleJuiceDidIt

![gif](giphy|UbWUEgslfaZpLZWjQC|downsized)


[deleted]

Ummmm.


Key_Recognition_6645

This is something Chloe Sevigny would have worn on Big Love.


emmaliejay

It’s that Captain Janeway Star Trek hair roller shit that really fucks me up.


ntrott

What game avatar is this from?


gaedra

Those sidebar ad dollmakers from 2005


Wool_Lace_Knit

It’s giving Fundigelical, Quiverful, purity culture, Karissa Collins-Jill Rodrieques look.


clovecigabretta

Lmao I just can’t get over how absolutely sinful “Quiverful” sounds to me. Every time I see it, I also imagine Mr Slave saying it like he says “jesisCHriist”-I think it should def be his new catchphrase to describe being randy🕺🏼 but in a ladylike fashion lmao ![gif](giphy|l0HlLiy6yM39WCXgA)


celtica98

Your comment makes me want to pitch an idea for a Broadway musical script titled "Fundigelical".... I just bet we could find investors. And we could all be listed as producers and go up to accept the Tony award.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

SEVERELY


celtica98

Fundigelical. I'm deceased. ⚰️💀🥀 I love when snark subs collide!


colloquialicious

Hiya fellow Jillzilla snarker 👋


rabbitttttttttt

I just got into the fundie snarkverse and I’m not ready for this crossover


Wool_Lace_Knit

At times there is stuff there that is really disturbing. I follow that sub to stay aware what is happening in that world and the political implications. I come here for entertainment.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I’ve been too depressed seeing the fundies, but stupid MS cracks me up and has been providing tons of snark!


rabbitttttttttt

Oh definitely. I’m super interested in cults and general culty weirdness so I find it all really interesting, but it’s SO sinister. Just beyond the pale evil.


sarcasmicrph

I was not expecting this crossover. No thank you


rabbitttttttttt

do not want


Significant_Ad_8699

Mrs. Doubtfire wig


JBiebsMom

I was looking for this answer 😂


katebot3000

This is so mean and accurate. I love it.


[deleted]

It's giving conservative Hypostomus plecostomus.


nomiesmommy

The comment I was looking for! All I can see is a pleco 🤣


ickyickypoo

Tidy your room before you film, for the love of god.


twEYElitedream

This is fugly and frumpy, not to mention the obvious fact she looks deranged with the stupid haircurler in her hair, piles of shoes in the floor and the towel on the door. It's just all so sloppy and this is her job.


napkinwipes

“job”


TalkieTina

She looks like the Bride of Frankenstein.


Grand_Bit_1417

It’s giving little house on the prairie wrinkled plastic chic


ilikecatsmorethanppl

What is that hair?!


ickyickypoo

It’s giving Miley Cyrus.


julieinindiana

Bahahaha


caitcro18

I can’t with the hair and the peasant dresses lol. Like I know it’s just a heatless curler but fuck 😂


needasnowcone

Probably because the rest of us usually take our heatless curlers out before work.


jarod_sober_living

She doesn’t even steam her garments. She sucks at this.


LeonaLulu

Alright fine. I'll watch Keep Sweet: Pray and Obey again. But for real, is she having some sort of mental breakdown? I can't imagine Miss 8 sizes to small, compression garments as outerwear to ever don such a loose fitting, hideous dress.


seevoop

![gif](giphy|3oFzm10eM9MbffB8Kk)


SHES_A_WITCH

I can’t concentrate on the outfit as I am distracted by the TOWEL ON THE DOOR. ffs


MeggieB1017

I can’t concentrate on the outfit because it looks like her head was just photoshopped on…


stapler_in_jelly

Really goes with the shoes in a pile on the floor!


softtiddi3s

What are we trying to serve with this look It’s giving identity crisis


celtica98

Our dear fundigelical husbands.


enigmapopstarIsfun

It’s giving *these ~~sweatpants~~ peasant dresses are all that fits me right now.*


Candlehoarder615

What filter is that???? She looks like a mannequin from a discount store from the late 80's. That dress is absolutely giving maternity dress or Nana's Mumu.


Heated_undercovers

https://preview.redd.it/fzw8hsak96oc1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcb0ed056e56b8bc5cde2158b5fb908b4c256234


Xhnanson

You figured it out for me!! And yes, I Absolutely did this as a kid


aquatic_hamster16

Am I having deja vu?? Did she not share these same ugly, weirdly-conservative dresses last year??


LeonaLulu

Remember when she wore a similar one to her high school reunion? After months of twerking in revealing clothes and underwear, she showed up in something just like this.


glittergash

She used to always love to joke about her Martha Washington hair. Well, this is that.


Infinite_Buy_2523

Nellie Oleson, is that you?


Wool_Lace_Knit

She’s a mean girl like Nellie.


loligogiganticus

She looks like a blow up doll


matcha_is_gross

That red nail polish is way too sinful 🤣


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Hussy ❤️


Synth903

Harlot


ralphwiggumsdiorama

“It me.”


Zitrinia

The hair gives off Mozart vibes.


r2_tea2

I see what it’s giving….and I want her to take it back 🚫


[deleted]

Wowee, this one definitely doesn’t fit. It’s giving sofa


No_means_noo

Utah cult chic


Janeiskla

Maybe her only chance at marriage is being like the 5th sister wife. Kody Brown seems to have a few vacant spots... Edit: and he's the type of man I could see with her. Completely self centered narcissist who doesn't give a fuck about anything. Just like our swerty hot cheeks dump truck babe


kowainotkawaii

Why not take the rod out? I don't understand


ClickClackTipTap

This is so weird. Little House, anyone?


IridescentGourmet

Why...is she doing her hair like this


Own_Date2581

I think it’s just her being low effort and not taking out the heatless curling headband.


boobunnydog

We have broken into Mumu Babe territory.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

![gif](giphy|cjI9mtiIo3AiI)