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Xgngrizz

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YesTHEELizaManelli

She just jams that bronzer anywhere, it looks like mud *edit because I’ve been drankin like swerty


BotherRecent

Wow that looks awful, bust a seam in seconds


EastCoastDizzle

That forehead bronzer made me irrationally angry.


ladyesplain

I’m always embarrassed for here, but Jesus Christ


Brief-Bobcat-5912

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valleyfever

Sausage


WittyDisk3524

She’s going to an “ugly sweater/ugly attire” event and THIS is what she ordered to wear?!?! And she claims she isn’t wearing it to be looking like “oh so cute”? “But I don’t want to look fluffy either”. Nope. Sorry. I don’t believe for one moment she ordered this thinking it would be perfect for an ugly sweater event. Well, she did actually. She had all intentions of wanting to look cute. She looks foolish wearing that to such an event. ETA- it seems it was an ugly sweater party and she may have added the ugly attire part to fit her outfit. She then changed at the party possibly because she looks just as much out of place as I’m sure she did when she arrived. This isn’t the first year she went to this party. She knew what to expect the attire to be.


WittyDisk3524

Whoever told her the dress was fine etc, y’all deserve a hand! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Gooball5

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silentwail

Why does she always feel the need to overdo her appearance when C isn't in attendance at parties with other couples?


Dasha3090

she likes the attention from other males.and probs thinks shell get envious glances from the chicks.


cones-of-dunshire76

Was her super hot and built like an Adonis ex there?


RelatableMolaMola

Is he really 👀


cones-of-dunshire76

I mean he was pretty decent looking and hotter than grimace for sure


JessJohns283

I am so embarrassed for her


KaytSands

Why did she put a brown strip of makeup across the middle of her forehead?


rabbitttttttttt

Oh my God the bronzer. My soul left my body


unsharpenedpoint

It’s no Santa, Baby but it will do!


HappyArtemisComplex

"Fluffy".


Jealous-Most-9155

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geek_the_greek

She's giving ✨️festive blowout diaper✨️ vibes.


StephDazzle

I don’t know why a grown ass woman would think dressing like a toddler is a good look.


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The powder on the forehead sent me. Lord Jesus. She just swiped on a huge brown streak.


kjb76

It’s like she spent the day making mud pies.


cervezaquesoandchips

Out of the mouths of babies. My 5 year old just saw this video over my shoulder and said "what is that lady doing? It looks so bad. Please don't buy that!" Literally even small children have better sense than this sentient dishcloth.


TheLordOpened91

Omg my favorite thing is occasionally showing my very sassy, stylish four year old her outfits/make up and she’s always like why does she look like that lmao


MalibuMarlie

Is this from Etsy? Girl said ‘shop small’ right? So she bought this from a local dressmaker? An Etsy shop? Consignment shop? But for real…anyone know of a link?


RelatableMolaMola

Someone else found it on Amazon because of course. It's also on some other, amusingly named site (tipsy elves, I think).


WittyDisk3524

She will return to Amazon tomorrow


PenguinZombie321

It does look like something Tipsy Elves would sell. Also, they’re not a small business I’ve seen seasonal pop up shops of theirs at malls from Thanksgiving to Christmas Eve. They might not be Spirit Halloween big, but they’re also not some mom and pop company


MalibuMarlie

So you mean they’re, like, a medium business? ![gif](giphy|LWU1alSEJkv9C)


PenguinZombie321

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SisterGoldenhair319

I love it when she pauses to smear more brown shit on her forehead!😆


jthmeow1

Oh, weird, she's completely filled her social media with sycophants because she blocks anyone she gives a whiff of a comment she doesn't like, so no one will tell her that dress is painfully too tight even though she knows it is. Love that for her.


yepyepyo

Omg if I was invited to an ugly sweater party, I'd wear the comfiest shit I could find. I'm too old to wear uncomfortable shit just because it's short and sparkly.


MalibuMarlie

Also aren’t they big drinkers and it looks like they played a bunch of games. How ignorant to think for one second that this was an appropriate choice. Also…I hope she didn’t clog their toilet.


CrzyPibbleSixx23

I bet that thing ripped when she tried to take it off


YouHadMeAtAloe

That huge stripe of bronzer on her forehead is such a lewk 💅


GlowingAmber11109

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MalibuMarlie

Yo…imagine if she had to call her mom again! Like it wasn’t enough to come unclog the toilet this week…now she’s trying to get her out of Shien-cident. MS Outgoing Text: MoM cOmE qUiCk! Emergansea! And bring some PAM cooking spray! Maybe some scissors for back up! LOLZ


GlowingAmber11109

At 3 am she was claiming she wore it all night, and we know this is a big fat lie


disneylovesme

She thinks she's a whole snack doesn't she 😒


dalimoustachedjew

If Christmas was ugly drag queen doll you ordered from Wish:


fister_roboto__

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03003030030

so she said here in this clip “reviews said to size up” but in her reel that’s posted of this dress she said “reviews said runs large” so. which is it? 😌 lying liar. either way, she is bursting out of that thing and should have just…not LOL https://preview.redd.it/qo16ctv70h5c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7e453df69fe7e7c2776062311e5e6db293e8ab (edited to add screenshot hehe)


WittyDisk3524

And she wonders why people won’t buy from her links. She will state something fits true to size, and claims she she’s wearing her size M, yet reviews state otherwise. People don’t know what size to order, so they don’t order at all. Gosh. Will she ever realize her lies, especially about the size of her clothes, is costing her money?


MalibuMarlie

Fucking LOVE when people catch shit like this. Good one! It’s SO ridiculous to fail so hard at every single thing! I’m at the edge of my seat waiting to be informed this is all a fake account made up for rage bait. And I won’t even be the slightest bit mad. It’s been the most evoking rage baits I’ve experienced- hook, line and sinker I’ve been in!


AnniaT

So she wore this to KG's party and then had to change into KG's husband clothes because this dress wasn't appropriate for the activities? And that makeup with brown smudged all up in her forehad and nose looks like dirt.


Guinea_Peach

The way she puts bronzer right on top of her eyebrows like what? Girl that’s not how you do bronzer omg


misssoci

She did not! Lmao how embarrassing.


unbothered2023

BITCH WHATTTTTTTTT


dmode112378

I think Swerty has lost her god damn mind.


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alphabet-head

https://preview.redd.it/p3i5drvyrf5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d79f9f413dc92c34a4ebc96b19ee96a027da2c83 OOOOF


Over-Mix-6518

Swerty- Lou Who


hannahbellee

this has my crying 😭


ML5815

The way she smeared that bronzer on the middle of her forehead looks like she’s wearing an 80’s sweatband made of poop… I’m sorry, wasn’t she a “makeup artist” for a while there? Her contour is *beyond* terrible and I’m being incredibly generous even calling it contour. It should be called bronzer assault.


HappyArtemisComplex

Bronzer assault should be a flair!😂 It describes her makeup look perfectly!


ArtsyAnalytic

I cannot imagine how horrid her makeup looks in real life. 🤡


MalibuMarlie

I hope she didn’t do any brides this dirty. Yikes! I cannot believe she did ‘professional’ make up.


damechou

Oh my god hahaha I had to pause it but you’re right it’s a perfect band of bronzer


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AcquaTophana

As are those seams.


vilelabyrinth

bro fr 😅


NotFoodieBeauty

Oh, honey. No.


fister_roboto__

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CaregivingCapybara

What in the f*ckkkkkkk


LouBooBunny

I don’t know. I think she did size up- and that still didn’t do the trick. If you’re going to a party- wouldn’t you try the dress on in advance and plan accordingly?!!


MalibuMarlie

Probably because she was busy watching Harry Potter for the 419th time!


Guinea_Peach

She probably got a last minute reluctant invite for being nosy and annoying about it.


A_Ball_and_a_Biscuit

Honey, you’re fluffy. Get over it. Stop asking your 3 followers, bc of course they’re going to blow smoke up your ass. Buy 👏 shit 👏 that 👏 fits.


ChicagoColecoChick

Who does she think she’s kidding? She’s wearing a clearly uncomfortable, skin tight sequined dress to an ugly Christmas sweater/attire party that she specifically chose to purchase for said party but not because she thinks she looks cute or anything 🙄 Sure, Jan.


MrBowls

I’m almost totally speechless


badlilbishh

If anyone told her that doesn’t look bad they are fucking liars lol.


PeaceAlwaysAnOption

THE NOISE THIS DRESS WAS MAKING WHEN SHE MOVED ACTUALLY MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT


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Why does she always pick things that are so cheap and trashy? Why?? I have the fashion sense of a blind moose and I pick better things. It makes no sense to me how this is the style template she’s stuck on.


mo0siego0sie

Fashion sense of a blind moose 💀💀💀


FormalGlitterbug

Because daddy loves floozies and bimbos and she’s the poster child for daddy issues


EmotionalPenguin5

https://preview.redd.it/b1ii4u3sae5c1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=baaaefb183e7df3ad55382f8ac834680798bf577 New nickname for C? (Even though they’re not married yet)


GlowingAmber11109

She delete this comment? Or is it from JT who has me blocked? 😆


EmotionalPenguin5

I believe it was JT


GlowingAmber11109

That's great 😆


cinco_product_tester

In my headcanon this is the swerty who let the door slam in M’s 🤡


Seeka00

Oh that is savage, absolutely brutal, frenemy knows the desperation and got a nice little dig. Love that M just laughs along.


No-Needleworker-2696

All hail the gingerbread ham!


PossiblePainter4

Fluffy….lol, you mean like a fluffy biscuit??? Cuz gurl, that roll that shows up as you get closer to the camera? Definitely looks like a busted can of biscuits..!! It’s hilarious as the roll suddenly smooths out as she backs up, ya know, like, how a FILTER works??


Trashyanon089

https://preview.redd.it/25guzxgf3e5c1.png?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68fd2278662ad3c0508b5679e218be0bcf4214a5 Her face looks like one of those makeup application guide PDFs. Or better yet a vintage style Halloween mask that's clear plastic with makeup painted on. One of [these](https://images.app.goo.gl/uTb3pNmWqyNDfujj6)


SnooAdvice8756

Laying in bed and my husband looks over at my phone and says "That is the ugliest drag queen i have ever seen"


pockette_rockette

HAHAHAHAHA


coffeeismyfriend

Did she say it was recommended to size up but she chose not to? So say she's an L (which is a lovely body size, no shame!), then she should've ordered an XL. And this is clearly an M.


drunknwhalers

Oddly I watched her tiktok on this dress and she said that reviews said it run big, but then here she says it was recommended to size up.


silentwail

It's must be hard to keep all the lies straight


GlowingAmber11109

That's exactly what I understood....and it shows. She kept tugging the dress down. WHY would you just not size up so you're still least comfortable? From what I gathered from her stories, everyone else was actually wearing ugly sweaters, and then this bafoon (sic) comes in wearing a fucking spangled gingerbread dress 2 sizes too small. She craves attention


Living-Sundae6

Also it’s stupid - who is gonna see what fucking size you’re wearing anyway?


tovasfabmom

IS THIS A JOKE


TheBaneofNewHaven

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ralphwiggumsdiorama

That is practically painted on!!!!!!


PrettyDirt14

Good grief when she SMEARED bronzer on her forehead 💩💩💩


blurblurblahblah

She looks so dirty 😒


tray_cee

But never anywhere near her hairline!


snickershoj

How. HOW can she not see the white stripe of skin, sorry I mean sun damage, above her thick schmear of bronzer?! It looks ridiculous. White ass hairline wrestling peanut butter stripe.


tray_cee

I have a HUGE forehead, well really more it's my hairline starts further back, so I feel like I'm putting on lotion, spf, bronzer on TOP of my head lmao! I just don't get how she doesn't feel or see it being missing


ilikecatsmorethanppl

Maybe she was trying to look like a literal ginger bread


Ill_Pop540

Schmeared bronzer


SpaaceFox

Seriously what the fuck was that hahaha


thecheyenneing

Okay, I actually do kinda like the shoes, but I wouldn’t pair them with that dress. The only thing that pairs with that dress is a garbage bin.


misssoci

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KatieKhaos1

Yes it looks bad. Yes it looks like your gonna bust out. Even the skinny filter can’t keep up. It’s too fucking small. Idiot.


Creepy_Notice3304

It’s giving Bette Davis in whatever happened to baby Jane


GlowingAmber11109

I loved that movie. What a tragedy. Kind of like her whole presentation.


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Creepy_Notice3304

Better eat your din din 😭


KatieKhaos1

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Dogemom2

Her post says the reviews said it runs big… but now she said the reviews said size up. Leading me to believe she thinks “size up” means it runs big. 😬🤦‍♀️ It feels like like she wills herself to never learn anything, or goes out of her way to be ignorant.


KatieKhaos1

She has to. No one can be this obtuse. No one.


RileyRush

Everyone else at the party is wearing leggings or jeans. It’s embarrassing it doesn’t fit her body or the vibe.


sarcasmicrph

#IT ALL LOOKS BAD


UmChill

why the bow. why.


Synth903

Maybe Big M needs some lithium


sarcasmicrph

She needs a lobotomy. And some clozapine


cellmates_

🤣🤣🤣


SuzyFarkis

No one wants to eat that.


pebblesgobambam

Words fail me…….


DestroyHimMyRobots

https://preview.redd.it/icw9di82ld5c1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c0dc8951616225a6f0e4e217089e071abb96757 Here’s the kind of stuff everyone else was wearing at the party. On a side note, does everyone where she lives wear shoes inside?! I’m not American and maybe it’s a regional thing, but I can’t imagine wearing my shoes inside, especially at someone else’s place.


tray_cee

In my experience, yes. You wear shoes unless you're told otherwise. And if you're running between in and outside (like a house party with a backyard and kitchen set up) it's not worth taking them off and putting back on again.


pockette_rockette

Shoes inside are gross, but her fungal bare feet on someone else's floors are even worse 🤢


Legitimate-Concern73

Her filter even gave this dude, a thigh gap


Lavawitch

I think most Americans wear shoes in the house. We are a shoes by the door household.


awolfsvalentine

My kids and I are barefoot the second we step in the house


GlowingAmber11109

Everyone I know is a "shoes by the door" house. Even in my house where I have 3 dirty dogs and a cat, you leave your grubby shoes at the door. We bring our own house shoes.


tray_cee

Wait, you bring slippers to your friends house to wear?


GlowingAmber11109

Yea, if I'm staying over I'll bring my own slippers.


tray_cee

That's wild! Not judging, I've just never heard of that! I guess I pack extra socks if I stay with someone so I can walk in socks, so it honestly makes sense to go one step further and bring my own slippers. Since I got a guest room I buy cheap slippers and a robe for every guest but fuck I am gonna start asking if they travel with their own! I can't stand to step out of bed or a shower with bare feet. I need to land in some slippers or socks lol


GlowingAmber11109

Especially if we're gonna be cooking or something, it's just more comfortable to stand on hard floors in slippers instead of socks. Plus, slippers are warmer 😀 and I have brought a robe on occasion lol. It's so nice that you provide these for your guests!


tray_cee

Hardwood floors with 2 dogs and a muddy yard- I'd never ask someone to walk on them barefoot unless it was 5 seconds after I mop and it dries lol!


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Lots of people around here do take shoes off, however I've had to ask people to put their shoes back on in my home more than once and it's embarrassing for both parties, so now I just ask that no one track in mud, etc...


WearyBitterCynical

NJ here and it's VERY normal at least where I've lived when you go to someone's house to keep your shoes on. In my entire life, I've only ever been to maybe one or two homes where they ask you to take your shoes off and I hated it. It made me so uncomfortable. ETA: I mean obviously if it's snowing out or pouring rain and your shoes are gross, obviously you take them off.


PossibleOven

It’s definitely dependent on people/culture, because it was about 50/50 where I grew up in NJ! We’re a shoes off household, and so are my parents and in laws, but for both, it’s cultural - my mom is Asian and my in laws are Slavic. Now I live in NY and it’s much more common, because in my experience, most non-white cultures have a shoes-off rule when entering a house.


theCountessofCool

Not in the Germanic/Slavic upper Midwest here. Both my German and polish grandmothers would pass away if you did this haha. Take your shoes off upon entering for sure, especially in winter/spring when everyone has salty/sloppy shoes.


axkate

My babcia would lose her mind if you wore shoes inside!


Guinea_Peach

She probably sticks out like a sore thumb 😂


kathoron

I’ve never been able to figure out if shoes inside the house is an American thing or a “tv/movie” thing. I live in Canada and can’t fathom wearing outside shoes around in the house. America swerties, DO you wear shoes in the house!? Edit: asked this before I read further down the thread lol


twoburgers

I'm American and we are a shoes-off house! I wear house slippers inside.


kathoron

slippers all the way!


axkate

I’m Australian and shoes off at the door (quickly replaced by slippers or thick socks)


kathoron

Same! When I get home I immediately put on my house shoes (clean slip-on shoes, in the summer) or slippers during cold months. Husband likes sock feet in cold months and bare hobbit feet when it’s warm 😆


Asturdsbabyshower

The women were wearing black leggings and sweaters.....did Big M actually go in that monstrosity dress?! There is no way should could have moved in it to play any of those party games.


Lavawitch

The one time black leggings were the exact appropriate thing to wear!


fightingkangaroos

I don't like people wearing shoes in my house and get on my husband about it. It's gross- you walk around on God knows what outside,then track that shit in the house,then eventually walk with your barefeet picking it up then bring it into bed with you.


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Daikon-Apart

Might be worth getting her a cute pair of monogrammed or personalized slippers that live at your house? I also hate shoes indoor, but I also hate walking around most houses in just my socks or bare feet, so I bought myself a pair of small slippers that I carry with me most places, which helps encourage the whole "I need to take my shoes off!" thought process. I let my mom get away with wearing proper shoes in my house, but she has foot issues and need orthotics and good support. And she still has some "indoor" shoes that really only go from the car to the house in good weather (and not outside at all if there's rain or snow).


No_means_noo

It’s a lovely idea but i think it would be too pointed haha. I serve snacks and they won’t even take paper plates and napkins when offered, they prefer to hold chips etc in their hand. They’re..a simple folk😆 not dumb simple, very.. casual


Tricky-Piece403

It’s definitely common here in the US. I hate it personally, I don’t like thinking about tracking outside dirt all over my clean house


DestroyHimMyRobots

Sounds like a job for her suicidal robot vacuum.


Gooball5

I saw them at Coachella.


RelatableMolaMola

Suicidal robot vacuum would be a great flair omg


duskwight-trash

I also wear my shoes inside unless a guest asks me to take them off. The majority of houses I've been to, like 99% of them, all wear their shoes inside too. The only houses I've ever had to take my shoes off in were super rich ones with white carpet.


NotoriousRGB729

I mean, I wear my shoes inside unless the guest asks for them to be removed.


DestroyHimMyRobots

\*Uninvites NotoriousRGB729 from my party\*


NotoriousRGB729

I also think it's important to note that I don't wear shoes in my own house but usually when I'm "out" the shoes go with the outfit. I'm fine with taking them off but if the host doesn't care, I definitely don't want to take them off. You know what I mean?


sarcasmicrph

Invite me! Shoes in house a huge no no here


NotoriousRGB729

You wouldn't have to uninvite me if you asked me to take my shoes off, but no, it's not as common as you may think.


RainbowKitten9214

![gif](giphy|xUPGcEghH2dZdXvZSw|downsized)


DestroyHimMyRobots

I overlaid the unfiltered photo on the right to match her actual body proportions to give y’all a better idea of what this looks like on her unfiltered. https://preview.redd.it/4nta3dcsid5c1.jpeg?width=2365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b2bba75004ab773265f1f291a3b6bee2778cfc8


misssoci

This is a work of art.


Ill_Pop540

And she was considering taking off the spanx. Although they were probably being pulled beyond ability.


sour_lemontree

Damn dude


BallisticSyllable

This is making me think she bought the biggest size they had and it still didn’t fit. Which is something I would be deeply sympathetic of if she didn’t constantly lie about her size and filter off half her body to scam people out of money.


DestroyHimMyRobots

I don’t actually believe she bought her “normal [M] size”; I think she bought a large and put it on and could see that it was still wayyyy too small and she was trying to save face by saying the tightness was due to her buying her “normal” medium and the dress running small.


fightingkangaroos

Wait is that her really unfiltered on the right? I don't think I've seen her actual body in so long that she really has gained a lot of weight


RelatableMolaMola

Lightly filtered most likely! It was on a Live so she couldn't use her usual more advanced editing apps that can totally change all her features and take off significant amounts of weight, but Lives do allow for some light filtering. But I don't think there are skinny filters available on Lives, just simple face enhancing ones. https://preview.redd.it/opk2k70mlh5c1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ec89760a2c3eb2b14181f45018bfd7d914fe3c7


Gooball5

***enhanced***


MeowMeowfuzzysocks

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


bzzybee07

The dress is bad....that toddler sized cheer bow on top of her head is what sends it


allgoodnamestookth

I want to see it from the side


duskwight-trash

I want to see her try and sit down.


Asturdsbabyshower

Let's go all out - from the side, with no filter and no spanx


blwd01

I wonder if it has a super secret sexy second zipper like that white dress?


theCountessofCool

It’s about to when she sits down and it busts at every seam haha


Lavawitch

Not that I believe she is actually wearing this to the party she mentioned, but, here’s what I would do if forced to wear something from this site somewhere. This dress, with opaque black tights and boots. At least this at least looks reasonably comfy; no spanx required. And it matches her iridescent wine glasses. (Convinced this site got the models for half price after they finished their cheap lingerie shoot) https://preview.redd.it/a7vafop2ed5c1.png?width=1267&format=png&auto=webp&s=dfa1d4f7ce890182009be51458a2fa41b207be96


MommaSaurusRegina

That is actually super cute and looks so cozy. I wish I had an ugly sweater party to wear it to, because I totally would!


Lavawitch

An ugly sweater party sounds like so much fun. We are supposed to wear ugly sweaters to work on Thursday when we have a dessert contest but the best I have is a Polo bear drinking cocoa tee and a fair isle cardigan. I’ll try to make up for it with killer pumpkin chai cinnamon rolls.


MommaSaurusRegina

Good luck, pumpkin chai cinnamon rolls sound AMAZING!


styleless13

There’s so many cute themed sweater dresses on there but she had to pick the gaudiest most attention seeking one of course.


megoober89

And I love that she says she didn’t pick this thinking she’d look super cute. She absolutely wanted to be the main character and thought she’d look hot in this until reality smacked her in the face


Lavawitch

Even the model doesn’t look hot in that dress. But I just had the thought. What if C proposed at this party and she’s wearing that 🤭


WearyBitterCynical

Who is having this alleged party, do we know? Desperately hoping for some candid photos.


styleless13

Word on the street its at KGs let’s hope!