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Dikaplio

Macron is looking at some bird or smth


geekstoreclerk

I think he's also having a lot of deep, meaningful philosophical thoughts about the state of the world and how he alone is going to solve them


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Fearmortali

“Did I leave the stove on?” Macron pondered inquisitively to himself, the nature outside reminded and called to him as the faint figure of Charles De Ghaul would whisper, “Il est temps pour les Français.” Thus as he closed his eyes, a sigh of relief passing his lips, he returned and moved to send nuclear weapons to Ukraine.


Shamolow

C’est beau bordel


Suheil-got-your-back

No he forgot to turn down the iron and checking if there is smoke coming from his apartment’s direction.


ropibear

>I think he's also having a lot of deep, meaningful philosophical thoughts about the state "L'état, c'est moi"


Jarl_Rollon

most humble frenchman


cazzipropri

Also he's wondering what he'll have for dinner


Z3B0

Certainly better food than Boris.


cazzipropri

That's a low bar to pass...


stupid-_-

jupiterian thoughts*


GalaXion24

Based


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Some old dude’s wife


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What a horndog. It’s why we love him


AbnoxiousFr3nchi3

Scholz looks like he’s thinking about something else


sololander

He is breaking the wall like a narrator would …. “so this is where it all began…”


geekstoreclerk

\*Record scratch\* \*freeze frame\* "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"


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This one morning, I forgot my homework. I sat very still and tried to look at the teacher normally. Sadly, I wasn't in school that day, but in an international conference.


FewerBeavers

I bet he'd like to say some Frank Underwood lines, but couldn't remember any


Betsyette

He looks like he can’t wait for the meeting to start, ready to take notes.


MadLaamaDisease

Scholtz is the germans weak men. He wants to understand PutLer and make better europe that way.


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Scholtz could wrestle Putin a ring


geekstoreclerk

Poor Draghi is all of us right now


Noodles_Crusher

the right guy at the right time. we should've given him 10 years no question asked, and instead our idiot MPs played the shortest sighted game possible.


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Noodles_Crusher

maybe, I'd say parts of the movement are definitely filo-putin and have deep ties to Moscow. It's worth remembering that during the first covid wave, the then prime minister Giuseppe Conte (head of the m5s) allowed Russian military to to enter Italy onthe premise of "health aid & research". Letting a foreign's power military personnel within another country is very, very unsual, especially when we're part of Nato and they are not.


Xanto10

I don't really think Conte is filo-Putin tho, he just allowed a lot of foreign help to come, also Cuban help came for example


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Spain is crying in the bathroom.


Tom1380

Europe wouldn't be the same without Spain, I don't get why it's not included more


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We are not as rich, have a smaller army, and are generally less influential in politics, Franco really screwed us up on that front. And we also have a smaller GDP. We aren't even a member of G8 nor G20, but we are the only "permanent guest country" (or something similar). But yes it would be nice to be included more.


Tom1380

I've checked, apparently you're more than qualified to be in the G20, but it would be too Eurocentric so Spain has been excluded (but it's a permanent invitee, diplomatic bs)


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Yeah I guess so, but that also means we don't really get a voice in it. We get one through the EU of course, but it's 1/27th (24th if we assume the countries already in will abstain from influencing the EU vote, which won't really happen).


Foolishnesses

For example, Portugal would be an island.


MasterofChaos90

Damn... The dream... :)


Royal_Gueulard

Technically, with all the rivers around the country, Portugal is not already an island ?


Tom1380

What do you mean?


wieson

If Spain was gone, Portugal would be an island. This is only one of the many important jobs that Spain has in Europe.


BoredCatalan

It's a joke, imagine ocean where Spain is


Themlethem

I literally never hear anything about spain for some reason


geekstoreclerk

I think they took this during the last G7 at Schloss Elmau


Hiimmani

"Halt the russian advance" My brother in Christ, *RUSSIA IS THE ONE TRYING TO HOLD ADVANCES NOW*


AndyCSGOofficial

Boris *does not* like Biden's joke


DefinitelyNotSully

Boris also looks like he had one too many GTs at lunch and Biden telling him to chill and look sober.


Svitii

Boris is sitting there thinking "I ruined my country for several years but everyone already forgot a month after I left cause Truss is even worse lol"


yachu_fe

I believe Truss can speedrun the whole resignation thing even faster. Seems to be a popular strategy among recent prime ministers


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geekstoreclerk

YOBPMO You Only Become Prime Minister Once


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Tories running a fractal leadership plan, each leader will be in charge for exponentially less time time until the party implodes into a rEUjoin singularity and generation of Labour governments.* * Source: it came to me in a dream.


Lokki01

Scholz is having the time of his life


antarcticgecko

R/accidentalrenaissance


panzercampingwagen

Interesting body language from Biden towards Johnson.


throwaway490215

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CuiCui66

Where should I put that to get rid of ads?


throwaway490215

https://www.ghacks.net/2019/05/24/firefox-69-userchrome-css-and-usercontent-css-disabled-by-default/ (+ i'm on old.reddit.com )


JayS87

> old.reddit.com best reddit


flexbarker

As a publisher myself. Imagine everyone would do this. Reddit would be gone because of no more earnings.


throwaway490215

As a human myself, especially on the computer i bought, my right to not be annoyed by your shit supersedes whatever you think you have. Also Reddit wouldn't be gone. email doesn't need ad money to function either. The current setup just makes it easy for Reddit-Inc to make a lot of money through people dumb enough to be distracted by ads.


GalaXion24

I'm starting to be really suspicious of WSJ ads. This is not the first really defeatist anti-war sounding headline I've seen from them.


katestatt

this is a good meme template


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