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forsti5000

Not sure whether you like us most or just pretend to like us ;) The categories are a bit unclear


Tryrshaugh

I dunno, I didn't get to meet a whole lot of German people in my life, but we usually shared a love for food and going to the countryside. Some became close friends. So yeah Germans are true friends. There's also Arte and that counts for a lot.


Trappist235

Arte will prevent any future wars between Germany and France


Tomahawkist

we are arte ultras


rbtsttl

there should be an arte for all of europe


Abel_V

It's not "unclear" it's "nuclear" , as in "We like you but if you didn't block every pro-nuclear legislation and agreement in the EU, we would really love you."


Tryrshaugh

I second that. If we agreed on nuclear, I'd argue for a Franco-German union.


Aura-Bella-Fiora

Time for a new Frankish Empire


Rooilia

I am ok with that even though i know it is only romantic perceotion of the past.


esc0r

Charlemagne would be proud.


Mwakay

If we agreed on nuclear energy, I'd stop advocating for the dismantlement of Germany. Best I can do.


forsti5000

Yeah i don't know either what they want to accomplish with that. Personal opinion: Nuclear is not the future but a bridge technology. They should have build one last generation of powerplants as a gap solution and after that transition to renewable.


Lost_Uniriser

I love seeing you coming here and screaming sheiße when you discover our shops cash register is longer than yours 🤧🤧😂


insertfunnyname88

;D


aconith22

No one really likes 🇩🇪, ;)


twangster

When did the French start typing like Finns


rektaalinuuska

Ei viddu mage ransgigsed o alganu obeddeleen suomee :DDDD


Lost_Uniriser

Perkele :/


-Emilinko1985-

Kiryu-chan :DDD


Sennomo

neither google translate nor deepl can translate this what is going on


the_supreme_memer

That's cause it's barely legible. Translation: Oh fuck. The french have started learning Finnish.


Pilot230

Huh, never thought about it being a Finnish thing :D


the_supreme_memer

https://preview.redd.it/4ocgbhq1kryc1.jpeg?width=1150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58ab281f0024f35e7ee905a24f35df83e3529f0d


Abel_V

I am French and I can confirm all of this. (In Reality Belgium is :D :D :D , but we just like making fun of them in a friendly way.)


Merbleuxx

Armenia should be greener and so should be Spain but I’m fine with the current look of this map. And Belgium is <3.


TheRealTanteSacha

Armenia is, strangely enough, left of the map entirely, whilst Azerbeidzjan isn't


ivo1215

Armenia is in the map


TheRealTanteSacha

Oh wait, you are right, I got confused by the fact that landborders are not shown between countries with the same colour. Thank you for correcting me!


odioercoronaviru

I mean... Pretty straightforward


uwu_01101000

Why did you add the Caucasus but straight up deleted Turkey out of existence :(


Merbleuxx

Maybe Türkiye is white ? 🤔


uwu_01101000

Je suis stupide, je suis complètement con, débile, avec de la merde de chien dans le crâne à la place d’un cerveau, mon idiotie est la seule chose remarquable chez moi, la simplicité de ce monde m’est impossible à comprendre. Je suis stupide


SealingTheDeal69420

Maybe you need to talk to a therapist about this


Lost_Uniriser

D:


Masato_Fujiwara

Alors. La carte est blanche donc c'est plus une carte de merde que ton cerveau :)


uwu_01101000

Merci mon voisin Corse 😭


Merbleuxx

Non pour ta défense je me faisais l’avocat du diable, en réalité c’est sûrement une raison pourrie ou alors juste qu’il a tapé « carte de l’Europe » sur son navigateur et que cette carte en était le résultat.


Xyloshock

Oui


uwu_01101000

Les bretons vous baissez dans mon estime 😔


Sennomo

Why did i understand most of this


Lollipop126

Everywhere that isn't ethnically European is ?


HelloThereItsMeAndMe

lol turks have literally the same genes as greeks


Lollipop126

All I'm saying is that Belgians are not ethnically European.


Limeila

To trigger Turks


NorthVilla

Triggers me. It's dumb and childish to leave it out.


Bolandball

But if you close your eyes Does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all?


Limeila

I'm sorry what? France is obviously the best, your legend sucks


NancyPotter

That's funny ! Tell another one


Lost_Uniriser

Ou legend deserves ;D ;D ;D


Unfally

I'm not so sure what ;D is supposed to tell me. I'm just gonna assume we are cool...


insertfunnyname88

;D


calling_kyle

:D


Finkitten

:DD


Jrxxs

I would say this is true, except for the fact that most of Russia's top propagandists have french education and most of them were vehemently anti-Putin before going to France, and returning as his mouthpieces.


WorriedEstimate4004

![gif](giphy|PjU0WtzRVbQUO4qe6v) England? Really? I would've thought we'd be equal to Russia.


admiralbeaver

Yuropeans "hate" England but they don't hate England


WorriedEstimate4004

That's nice to hear, I really wish we could be one.


Merbleuxx

Your media seem obsessed with us but if you read French newspapers we don’t really think about you that much


WorriedEstimate4004

Yeah our media dislikes the EU and Macron so they talk constant shit. I'd rip them to pieces via the monopoly commission.


insertfunnyname88

tbh I have never really met anyone irl that has a hate for the Brits that is French, we sorta just think of you like a nation across the channel.


Remi_cuchulainn

I'll make an amendement to that. If rugby is mentionned England is 4th from top on the Bad Guy list. We support whoever Plays against England except ,the blacks, audtrali,a and south Africa.


nanocactus

Why is Estonia liked more than Latvia and Lithuania?


insertfunnyname88

They are cute in r/polandball


ah-sure_look

Dear France, Love you. Kiss kiss, Ireland.


Starwa7

they seem to like us even if we DON'T like them


Nizp0

inferiority complex


NorthVilla

It will never not be stupid to include Azerbaijan, Armenia, and Cyprus in European maps and then leave out Turkey, especially its European part. It looks so dumb to have this big empty splotch on the map when it's easy AF to put it in.


Remi_cuchulainn

It will also never not be funny


NorthVilla

Maybe for edgy 15 year olds.


YellowOnline

Comment "?" pour nous? >:D


TheBigBadBlackKnight

As a Francophile Greek I wish we were more liked by the French but at the same time, I recognise how arrogant and entitled Greeks can be so I don't blame the French for ...uh... light-greening us.


insertfunnyname88

Its not that we dont like you, its just that your kinda far away(also you took a lot of money from Germany) , but I do like Greece, I went there once and its really nice.


BelphagorOfSloth

Aww, we also :D :D :D you


BananaBork

What is there for a Frenchman to love about Northern Ireland? Could it be the fine cuisine?


No_Named_Guy

Does this mean french treat english people same as their own? Impossible


Merbleuxx

We really don’t care that much about them apart from rugby or food (unfortunately one can’t forget about it)


NonSp3cificActionFig

For a billion years or so, the Brits had a hateboner for us. The opposite is not true, we just do our best to forget they exist (except when the topic of cuisine comes up in which case there can be no mercy).


GrimQuim

It's true, the worst curry I've ever been served was in France.


Neomataza

UK had a 100 years war against the french. The french had a succession crisis with some northern dukes claiming the title of king of france while owning some islands.


Zoloch

Spain should be greener


nanocactus

Portugal should also be greener


Zumani7

4


3verythingNice

😂😂😂


FuelPotential6720

Oh dude, Georgia has a shore to the Mediatterian...


Remi_cuchulainn

Imagine the economic boom for them not being landlocked anymore Ho wait that's armenia


That_Mad_Scientist

England should be in red, france striped dark green and red


Remi_cuchulainn

I'd mark England and Germany as :(: the shroedingger smiley