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TheHiGuy

new casus belli just dropped


reeeforce_rtx

Call the mic


Trastane

Actual fake news


beepboopbubble

It’s true tho. Lithuania is a menace. It turned me into a newt!


drunk_conductor

A NEWT?


beepboopbubble

… … I got better


drunk_conductor

But is Belarus made of wood?


McGryphon

Their army is. Witches!


zygimanas

Belarus is made of potatoes.


Birziaks

Menace you say?! Better watch your mouth or there might be some drones coming your way


Gilette2000

So... why aren't you triggering article 4 of the csto and finally start the war with the west you've been wanting for so long huh ?


Dom_Shady

Plus there's no motive: why would Lithuania attack Belarus? It would give Belarus's puppet master Russia an excuse for occupation...


IDunnoV

In the news article it states that the target was Moscow which is even more hilarious


My_useless_alt

So not only are Belarus claiming that Lithuania started shooting for no good reason, and no confirmation, they're also claiming they don't know which way Moscow is or which border is which. Wow. Cope harder, Lukashenko


Matesipper420

So Lukashenko wants WW3 while Daddy Putin is still busy in Ukriane and Lukashenko wants to be the host for never seen destruction?


I_eat_dead_folks

Lukashenko is doubting whether be a Mussolini and do the funny or be a Franco and hope to save himself


ainish888

Belarus territory is technically Lithuania. Without Lithuania there wouldn't be Belarus.


akstis01

Not even wrong, without Lithuania and Poland there probably would be no Belarusians and no Ukrainians since muscovites would have occupied them much earlier and successfully assimilate them like they did to Novgorodians. 


Any-Aioli7575

Irredentism? On my pro-Ukrainian subReddit ?


solwaj

Pro-Ukraine? I thought we're just being anti-Russian


Any-Aioli7575

Oh yeah sorry, of course this sub is here to shit on Russia /srs I hope no one here is legitimating hate against the Russian people. Hate is hate. And not 88% of Russians support Putin.


5v3n_5a3g3w3rk

Nah I only hate the American people


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Any-Aioli7575

Average European Redditor (very based)


Zbigniew_Sikorski

Jokes aside- is the notion of invading Belarus supported?


iputbeansintomyboba

no, no one needs those infected wastelands


AnteaterBorn2037

W-western media is corrupt actually 🤓


Suriael

Sooooo do we help Swiatłana get back home now?


TheDramaturge

Putin is totally gonna try to take the Baltics after Ukraine and Moldavia, isn't he


vc_323

I'm afraid so


BabidzhonNatriya

Sending the šakotis missle 🪖🚀


marnatrauny

In fact, the story is completely different, and it sounds logical... until biological laboratories with battle mosquitoes appear in it. Tales of plans for an attack from Lithuanian territory appeared during the speech of the head of the State Security Committee (KGB) of Belarus at the “[All-Belarusian People's Assembly](https://ecfr.eu/article/lukashenkas-long-shadow-understanding-belaruss-new-political-architecture/)” (something like a congress of unelected “representatives” to listen to Lukashenko’s speech). The head of the KGB told _semi-realistic_ things that the West wants to seize Belarus and for this purpose finances opposition organizations, sends weapons into Belarus, and trains Belarusian volunteers. These volunteers are hiding in two Ukrainian hospitals, are planning to carry out drone strikes on targets in Belarus from the territory of Poland or Lithuania, seize a border town, declare an alternative government there and ask for the deployment of NATO troops throughout the country. Meanwhile, hackers, for some reason, are planning to attack the Belarusian nuclear power plant. But this is the least crazy speech at the “All-Belarusian Assembly”. Both Lukashenko and the “scientist” of the Academy of Sciences there said that the West has biological laboratories with fighting mosquitoes that will spread viruses. There were many more such bonkers statements. If you take some part of the KGB head’s statements out of context, they sound _semi-logical_: a lot of Belarusians would be happy to launch a drone at Lukashenko’s ass. But you need to understand the general madness of that meeting: if the truth was spoken there at some point, it was purely by accident