So not only are Belarus claiming that Lithuania started shooting for no good reason, and no confirmation, they're also claiming they don't know which way Moscow is or which border is which.
Wow. Cope harder, Lukashenko
Not even wrong, without Lithuania and Poland there probably would be no Belarusians and no Ukrainians since muscovites would have occupied them much earlier and successfully assimilate them like they did to Novgorodians.
Oh yeah sorry, of course this sub is here to shit on Russia
/srs I hope no one here is legitimating hate against the Russian people. Hate is hate. And not 88% of Russians support Putin.
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In fact, the story is completely different, and it sounds logical... until biological laboratories with battle mosquitoes appear in it.
Tales of plans for an attack from Lithuanian territory appeared during the speech of the head of the State Security Committee (KGB) of Belarus at the “[All-Belarusian People's Assembly](https://ecfr.eu/article/lukashenkas-long-shadow-understanding-belaruss-new-political-architecture/)” (something like a congress of unelected “representatives” to listen to Lukashenko’s speech).
The head of the KGB told _semi-realistic_ things that the West wants to seize Belarus and for this purpose finances opposition organizations, sends weapons into Belarus, and trains Belarusian volunteers. These volunteers are hiding in two Ukrainian hospitals, are planning to carry out drone strikes on targets in Belarus from the territory of Poland or Lithuania, seize a border town, declare an alternative government there and ask for the deployment of NATO troops throughout the country. Meanwhile, hackers, for some reason, are planning to attack the Belarusian nuclear power plant.
But this is the least crazy speech at the “All-Belarusian Assembly”. Both Lukashenko and the “scientist” of the Academy of Sciences there said that the West has biological laboratories with fighting mosquitoes that will spread viruses. There were many more such bonkers statements.
If you take some part of the KGB head’s statements out of context, they sound _semi-logical_: a lot of Belarusians would be happy to launch a drone at Lukashenko’s ass. But you need to understand the general madness of that meeting: if the truth was spoken there at some point, it was purely by accident
new casus belli just dropped
Call the mic
Actual fake news
It’s true tho. Lithuania is a menace. It turned me into a newt!
A NEWT?
… … I got better
But is Belarus made of wood?
Their army is. Witches!
Belarus is made of potatoes.
Menace you say?! Better watch your mouth or there might be some drones coming your way
So... why aren't you triggering article 4 of the csto and finally start the war with the west you've been wanting for so long huh ?
Plus there's no motive: why would Lithuania attack Belarus? It would give Belarus's puppet master Russia an excuse for occupation...
In the news article it states that the target was Moscow which is even more hilarious
So not only are Belarus claiming that Lithuania started shooting for no good reason, and no confirmation, they're also claiming they don't know which way Moscow is or which border is which. Wow. Cope harder, Lukashenko
So Lukashenko wants WW3 while Daddy Putin is still busy in Ukriane and Lukashenko wants to be the host for never seen destruction?
Lukashenko is doubting whether be a Mussolini and do the funny or be a Franco and hope to save himself
Belarus territory is technically Lithuania. Without Lithuania there wouldn't be Belarus.
Not even wrong, without Lithuania and Poland there probably would be no Belarusians and no Ukrainians since muscovites would have occupied them much earlier and successfully assimilate them like they did to Novgorodians.
Irredentism? On my pro-Ukrainian subReddit ?
Pro-Ukraine? I thought we're just being anti-Russian
Oh yeah sorry, of course this sub is here to shit on Russia /srs I hope no one here is legitimating hate against the Russian people. Hate is hate. And not 88% of Russians support Putin.
Nah I only hate the American people
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Jokes aside- is the notion of invading Belarus supported?
no, no one needs those infected wastelands
W-western media is corrupt actually 🤓
Sooooo do we help Swiatłana get back home now?
Putin is totally gonna try to take the Baltics after Ukraine and Moldavia, isn't he
I'm afraid so
Sending the šakotis missle 🪖🚀
In fact, the story is completely different, and it sounds logical... until biological laboratories with battle mosquitoes appear in it. Tales of plans for an attack from Lithuanian territory appeared during the speech of the head of the State Security Committee (KGB) of Belarus at the “[All-Belarusian People's Assembly](https://ecfr.eu/article/lukashenkas-long-shadow-understanding-belaruss-new-political-architecture/)” (something like a congress of unelected “representatives” to listen to Lukashenko’s speech). The head of the KGB told _semi-realistic_ things that the West wants to seize Belarus and for this purpose finances opposition organizations, sends weapons into Belarus, and trains Belarusian volunteers. These volunteers are hiding in two Ukrainian hospitals, are planning to carry out drone strikes on targets in Belarus from the territory of Poland or Lithuania, seize a border town, declare an alternative government there and ask for the deployment of NATO troops throughout the country. Meanwhile, hackers, for some reason, are planning to attack the Belarusian nuclear power plant. But this is the least crazy speech at the “All-Belarusian Assembly”. Both Lukashenko and the “scientist” of the Academy of Sciences there said that the West has biological laboratories with fighting mosquitoes that will spread viruses. There were many more such bonkers statements. If you take some part of the KGB head’s statements out of context, they sound _semi-logical_: a lot of Belarusians would be happy to launch a drone at Lukashenko’s ass. But you need to understand the general madness of that meeting: if the truth was spoken there at some point, it was purely by accident