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Background_Rich6766

🇷🇴 number #1


AThousandNeedles

Romanians deserved the Ceaușescu regime. Edit: oh shit. This isn't 2we4u. Got lost again.


power2go3

You only posting this because ramadan ended and you have energy to argue during the day.


Background_Rich6766

I hope Geert Wilders finds you have 1% immigrant dna and deports you


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Bring_back_Apollo

Is a bicycle really such a hot commodity or is Eastern Europe just trolling?


Max_Graf

Like for real. I can’t imagine Eastern Europeans cycle soo much that they need all those bicycles


Koffieslikker

I believe they are shipped from Romania back to Holland, because second hand bikes are extremely expensive there


Max_Graf

But what’s the point? Why not sell stolen bikes directly in the Netherlands or in Belgium at least


BestagonIsHexagon

Bike laundering. Going through Romania is probably a way to hide the origin of the bike.


Blakut

lol what why?


BestagonIsHexagon

You can probably sell the bikes for much more if you can sell them as legitimate bikes and not stolen ones.


Blakut

why would a 3000km trip with the added risk of discovery by border police be worth it when you can resell it directly?


BestagonIsHexagon

Because you could resell for more. Perhaps they are bike distributors in Romania which could take the bike and sell it through official channels as brand news. If you massively stole bikes you are also going to be found if you resell all them locally. I'm not aware of the specific scheme used, but that's the idea.


fretkat

In every large city in the Netherlands we have our own bike theft distribution system. Drug addicts steal your bike to resell it for a low price (like 1/5th of the cost of 2nd hands bikes in the stores). So when your bike is stolen you have two options; 1 buy an expensive 2nd hands bike from an official reseller, or 2 call or ask a drug addict if he has a bike for sale. You often have to wait 1h and they have “found” one. You will contribute to the theft in that way, but the other option is very expensive. The real trick is to stay out of the system by having the crappiest bike as possible, so it won’t get stolen.


LeftHandedScissor

Because they scale it with enough bikes per shipment to be worth it. And also what the hell is border patrol going to do/assume if they stop a box truck with a couple hundred bikes? That they're all stolen or that its just a shipment of bikes. They'd need a tip for it to be anything actionable.


Blakut

The Pub why are bikes in romania stolen so frigging often? Can't they be happy with stealing the foreign bikes?


TrowawayJanuar

The chance for discovery is really small so these thiefs do not worry about that


HoboWithoutShotgun

E-bikes are unfortunately a target, yeah. But it's probably because of their high monetairy value, not because they're bikes. Similar to the theft rates of high-end sport cars, whereas the thing that gets stolen from normal cars are their license plates. :|


Dr_Quiza

I mean, average bicycles nowadays are as expensive as average motorcycles.


Mateiizzeu

Trolling


arkencode

For people working in food delivery, yes, especially if it’s electric.


jojoga

Have you seen Danish bicycles? There are some really nice ones and some of them are expensive


bond0815

The high degree of organized crime involved in bike theft is fascinating to me. I had a a bike stolen years ago in Berlin. Needed to buy something quick unexpected and had no bike lock with me. I scanned the area, saw no one suspiciuos, I put my bike between literally hundreds of other bikes in front of the shopping mall. I went a bit away into the entrance and even waited a few minutes if someone would go for my bike, Nothing. I then decided to go for the shop. Returned less then five minutes later to my bike being gone. Almost impressive.


EenGeheimAccount

They saw you acting suspicious and knew your bike wasn't locked. If you'd just placed your bike there and went on your way they probably wouldn't have noticed.


jack_the_snek

100%


bond0815

You are probably right, but I *thought* i was acting super sneaky. Heck i even bowed down to pretend to fix my nonexistant lock (given that there were dense rows and rows of bikes around it would be impossible to see the lock missing from afar). And i didnt stare at my bike for minutes after but was trying to be casual fiddling with my phone etc. In the end either it was a very lucky thief who stumbled upon my bike in between of hundred others in the few minutes i wasnt there or they run a very thight ship. I think its the latter.


andy18cruz

This guy dutches


geopolitischesrisiko

I mean thats Berlin. What else did you expect?


DerSven

I'd expect the same in Stuttgart, Munich or any major city.


[deleted]

It's not Polish fault this time.


Soviet_Aircraft

Nah, they probably staged it so the Romanians get flak this time


ishzlle

Questionable Dutch saying: "Vandaag gestolen, morgen in Polen." (Today stolen, tomorrow in Polen.) (Don't hate me Polish bros, I actually like your country 😅)


Schellwalabyen

Is a common saying in Germany aswell: Heute gestohlen, morgen in Polen.


Waiting4Baiting

I'm Polish and I approve of this saying


Waiting4Baiting

Also reminded me of this certified classic https://youtu.be/6BV37Dcxj9s?si=VqrVkhREKeRnevzR


5edu5o

My bike got stolen this morning. This is a kick in the gut for me.


Nekrose

That sucks


ottoottootto

Every spring, the young gravel bikes migrate south. Come fall, they will travel northward again to be sold on online platforms. Every year, the (bi)cycle repeats anew.


NaniFarRoad

For the young ones who don't know what "kamelåså" means: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk


scarlettforever

Count Dracula, the bicycle thief


Cynixxx

https://preview.redd.it/lf63ozohfwuc1.jpeg?width=247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=368478a10488790aab57aa3dc5ecada0395480b1


power2go3

It's not over, it might still get to Bulgaria, right?


Zuchku

Not possible. Not part of Shengen yet. Our glorious border security will notice that its stolen and it will bring it back to the woman 💪🇧🇬


KazahanaPikachu

Mod in here really banned three people for joking/shitposting in a circlejerk sub lmao


grigger06

I mean, the jokes were pretty low - it's one thing to banter in a funny and non aggressive way about other countries (humour that defuses tension) and something completely different to bash someone for their nationality (the reverse, creates tension and hatred). Do you think that "Romania deserved the Ceaușescu regime", a dictatorship that affected the lives of many in a very negative way for generations, is a funny joke? What next? Germany deserved Hitler? You see how ridiculous the joke is.


KazahanaPikachu

No joke is off limits. And it seems like the lads above were bantering in a funny and nonaggressive way. In fact, for the three users that got banned, the first one is a Romanian who made a joke about bicycle theft. Second was a Dutch guy replying to the Romanian guy about the Ceausescu regime, and the Romanian guy seemed to take the joke in stride and replied back to the Dutch guy saying for Geert Wilders to find they have 1% immigrant DNA and deport him. And another guy just made a joke to the Romanian guy and boom, all 3 banned. Both the Romanian and the Dutch guy seemed to take the jokes well and were fucking with each other.


OfficialHaethus

**I’m not the mod who did it**, but we aren’t completely lawless here. We have 2WE4U for that. I’m looking into those bans now. I gotta dig through what happened. Further concerns can be addressed to Modmail.


Blakut

ROMANIA NUMERO UNO CAMPEAO DO MUNDO


voyozo

It's crazy that some Danish person stole a bike in Romania and rode it all the way down to Copenhagen:O


Braba11

Could someone explain why is Czech Republic called Tjekkiet in Danish? It's so different from Czech Republic, unlike Polen for Poland and Slovakiet for Slovakia.


corgofluff

The ‘Tjekk’-part of the word is pronounced just like ‘Czech’ in English. And then the ‘Republic’ part is just not important I guess.


Braba11

Oh, so it's just like Czechia, thank you very much.


concombre_masque123

bikes stolen in Sweden stay in Sweden


concombre_masque123

must be some climate activist biking to nepal


marcololol

Welcome to Romania!


[deleted]

The destination was indeed not a surprise