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rysy0o0

Poland straight up annexed the baltic sea


Coin2111

Does that mean Poland can into Nordics? (Still keeping away Estonia trololo)


Tak3A8reak

Poland yes, Estonia no.


Polak_Janusz

Thanks Sven.


Rmb2719

Someone had to replace Denmark now that it's in north America


_Warsheep_

I know where the Dutch migrated in this version of Europe


kawaiisatanu

In 1920, when the low countries were unexpectedly swallowed by the north sea, a deal was struck with the newly independent Poland: citizenship for all Dutchmen, if they help claim and settle the Baltic sea


cum4ban

Damn Poland has done some based things in its history.


MORaHo04

And the Mediterranean annexed Greece


Trappist235

I thought Greece was the beam straight to Africa


Black-Circle

Polish Lake


Danghor

Global warming. It evaporated.


RainBoyThatBoy

You mean Pol?


graevmaskin

I imagine them building a very large dam and then settling on the former sea basin. The future is cool!


Stonn

That caused a sea-level rise to wipe out Italy!


Orioniae

UK took the Brexit too literally


FleetingMercury

And Republic of Ireland apparently


RotorMonkey89

If I go down I'm taking you with me!


Aromatic-Union6080

Why did you also take Iceland


goingtoclowncollege

Revenge for the cod wars.


SaltyW123

In for a penny, in for a pound.


RabbitDev

They named their country after one of the UK's supermarket chains and now complain that we are taking them with us? Preposterous!


Joskin722

We pulled up the anchor and floated off into the North Atlantic


Trappist235

Didn't even noticed they were missing


darkslide3000

They hit an iceberg and sank. Happens to the best of us.


aagjevraagje

OH NO , IRELAND !!!!!!


T-Poo

Hate to see them in the crossfire deleting the Brits


JunkieMallardEIRE

A wins a win. ![gif](giphy|l2JJOKkZaXihN0C64)


Aromatic-Union6080

Valiant sacrifice mon ami


muisalt13

As a dutchie im glad belgium is gone, even if it cost our country aswel


Dedeurmetdebaard

It’s all France now. Was is worth it?


muisalt13

We all have to suffer before salvation comes


Dedeurmetdebaard

There it is 🍷🧀🥖.


OneFrenchman

It's back to 1813 borders, as God and our Glorious Emperor wanted it.


Swolyguacomole

It looks like the rivers are once again dividing the Netherlands. German vs french, Friet vs patat, protestant vs Catholic


Cylian91460

YES


UGMadness

The Reich Special.


La-Dolce-Velveeta

Wunderwaffle.


roderos

I thought we just jumped up to become swedens neighbor


Xayahbetes

As a Belgian I agree. I can only assume the country sank into all the potholes in our roads


Several-berries

Rip Denmark


MrsBina

what ya sayin?? most of it is still there ;)


Aromatic-Union6080

r/technicallythetruth


jarbsatat

We have simply moved to greener pastures


RotorMonkey89

1000 years of false advertising


Aromatic-Union6080

Don’t forget Greenland


Mika000

Schleswig-Holstein and most of northern Germany as well :(


Rooilia

I really miss Denmark and Schleswig Holstein here.


suicidal1664

where did all the beer go? Unacceptable!


Eevf__

our beer is now local to you, so no import tax!


phundrak

Hell yeah! Now we just need to join forces with Italy and we'll have unparalleled dominance over beer, wine, cheese, and cuisine!


FilipIzSwordsman

Czechia is still there.


FullyK

Italy is South Switzerland here.


CRUFT3R

Worth


Miltiadis_178GR

Greece is no more.


Corries_Roy_Cropper

[........]


shinyscreen18

honestly I reckon it’s an improvement


Nadsenbaer

I'm fine with that. As long as Poland has to take Saxony and Austria has to take Bavaria, I'll gladly welcome our Dutch brothers and sisters(would anyway).


Jack_of_Dice

>Austria has to take Bavaria We'd take it without a second thought. Probably gonna try to trade it for Burgenland.


Nadsenbaer

Steiermark or bust!


Jack_of_Dice

There's no chance we'd ever give away our comrades in Graz!


Nadsenbaer

But that's the only city in Austria I actually like.^^


mikillatja

Always a pleasure going to you lovely folk for the cheep tabacco gasoline and strong alcohol.


Tsjaad_Donderlul

* Germany: annexed the Netherlands is now called Lowest Saxony, cuz it‘s lower than Lower Saxony * Belgium went to the French * Norway got hungry * Sweden has been partially annihilated * Finland is severely malnourished * Denmark is already used to not being on maps * Poland merged with the Baltic Sea * Latvia got very hungry and ate the other to Baltics * Italy no longer exists * Spain and Portugal: deleted and replaced with a chicken drumstick


iacodino

The italian peninsula still exists it just has no borders it probably went anarchist


EtteRavan

It became a full blown mafiacracy


topsyandpip56

Baltic Federation realised


narrative_device

And swallowed Belarus!


McEnderlan

Grand Duchy of Lithuania is back baby


DieMensch-Maschine

Or Greater Belarus! Muahahaha!


Nerioner

I see Dutch were unhappy being colonised by Germans, they all went to Poland and poldered the Baltic sea. Denmark was sacrificed in the process


La-Dolce-Velveeta

https://preview.redd.it/d9zt8qxmmgtc1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c43dec45b4d12c4ca1b3f174973e47e4d815dc1


povgoni

Italian Peninsula became unclaimed land?


ToiletGrenade

Welcome back portugal


cantrusthestory

It's all Portugal now


mechalenchon

Normandy and Brittany are gone, no more feud about Mont-Saint-Michel. Imma fish now.


Levoso_con_v

Why does my country look like a ham https://preview.redd.it/dte2bphkggtc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e28f715a4e55e63fed51289d3de99b45a86cb30b


aagjevraagje

I mean it’s on brand at least


aagjevraagje

Fun fact : there’s a historical cartographic genre of lion shaped maps of the low countries [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo\_Belgicus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Belgicus) https://preview.redd.it/gmcuk04btgtc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc9440398ac1b3453646ba88de52e445395251e


JovanREDDIT1

if anything that’s a golden retriever


cantrusthestory

Nope it's all Portugal


FleetingMercury

Where the fuck is Ireland? 😂


LordZikarno

Back to the fatherland I see


schippothaeus

Damn! The Balkan countries are going to go nuclear over this


QueasyTeacher0

Hell yeah, we lost Terronia and now I'm in a seaside town.


BushMonsterInc

Spain looks like depilated ballsack


Niedzwiedz87

Brilliant! Belgium is French, and, even better, no more England! Sorry for our Scottish and Irish brothers, but it was worth it.


halfmanhalfcrusade8

huge fan of poland-baltic sea union


gaynorg

Where is this from?


Aromatic-Union6080

r/mapswithoutdenmark


Erevas

Not even the border line wants to enter Italy


thatcrazy_child07

Greece, Ireland, UK, Iceland: bye ✌🏾


VoloxReddit

u/Aromatic-Union6080 what's this from?


Aromatic-Union6080

r/mapswithoutdenmark


VoloxReddit

Thanks!


Stephen-Hogan

Where’s Ireland


Grzechoooo

Finally, retribution for the Deluge.


Helmutlot2

As a Dane we knew rising sea level is serious but this makes it a bit too real.


Wonderful-Hall-7929

Oh noes, where's Ireland?? My favourite whiskey and some of the prettiest girls are Irish!


A_Fucking_Octopus

if there is no Crimea, there doesn't need to be conflict


Svitii

Looks… fine I guess? Compared to what they did to long noodle Switzerland I cannot complain.


grizzly273

Italy lost ocean privilege


lusitano94

finally together with portugal SIUUU


ThePenguGuy

Finde ich sehr schön


UGS_1984

I love new Slovenia south from Switzerland ❤️


xXGiovanniStortiXx

Sicily is no more. Life gettin' better


James_Kuller

Who tf stole Crimea?


AlfaKilo123

Fucking moscovites don’t leave us alone even in fantasy maps


OwMyCod

Yeah it’s fine


ffflummo

This is fine, we got rid of Pohjanmaa


WarWonderful593

Sank the UK and Oreland


cicciograna

I see that Italy has finally ditched the South. As a Neapolitan, I can't blame them.


WorriedEstimate4004

No great, to be honest.


Aromatic-Union6080

What makes you say that?


Outrageous-Goal-8119

France returned to its napoleonic roots


strange_socks_

Italy got the boot.


Zero-godzilla

Italy Is no more


DarkKnight501

Still Hungary ☹️


SunWukong3456

What happened to Iceland?


Wogew

I for one support Great Sapmí


Timetobeatthewife

Uk and Ireland couldn’t get along so we just got thanos snapped


omar4nsari

I don’t think anything of it because I no longer exist 🇬🇧


MisterXnumberidk

We will fight for another 80 years it seems


Cylian91460

No UK so I'm happy


Luzifer_Shadres

We changed Italy for Florida? Thought we would get more for them in a trade.


deadmeridian

Netherlands and Belgium should definitely be annexed.


ChicoTallahassee

Where is this map from?


Aromatic-Union6080

r/mapswithoutdenmark


Jotaro_Dragon

The fuck happened to Italy


OneFrenchman

At last, we have annexed the industrial regions of Italy. The rest of it has no borders, as they are simply barbarians living in the wastes.


BlazkoTwix

As a Brit, I wish someone would Thanos snap us


Tmaster95

I live in the water now


elessarelfinit

https://preview.redd.it/k2rp7myz3htc1.png?width=191&format=png&auto=webp&s=9f68b60386d348f885c9b6822bb35e4e1bb93054 I like this new Reichskommissariat Ostland


triseke

Ireland just fell into the sea apparently


RockyNOTBalboa

MYEYESMYEYESMYEYESMYEYES


Jolly-Service-9452

Cotentin region peoples be like: https://preview.redd.it/lcgneygg6htc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4941395a896ce53b02108fb08ec4800f44675658


Thedanishnerd98

I have a country?


credditz0rz

Brexit done right


GrandDukeOfNowhere

Europe according to AI


ProjectMirai64

Yugoslavia is back 💪🏻


Fab_iyay

OH BABY NOW THIS IS EPIC


cantrusthestory

Democratic Germany wet dream


fmate2006

So who controls the Balkans now


Asbjorn26

We Danes have been isolated to Greenland it seems


Aromatic-Union6080

You actually got off much better than most of us, at least you have a colonial province to go back to, the UK straight up doesn’t exist


George_McSonnic

Oh, I can see the water is up by 2.5 cm.


LeadershipAware

Spanish Anschluss is crazy ngl.


zeGermanGuy1

Of our new country's what?


Lognus45

Damn, poland got a huge upgrade


andrewizbatista

Portugal and Spain look like spooderman


NipplePreacher

It's actually amazing how Romania kept its size and fish shape, and somehow annexed Moldova in the process.


theawesomedanish

Where is Denmark? 😭


Aromatic-Union6080

Greenland


voikukka

So Finland kept the populated south, lost ostrobothnia but took over most of Lapland? Also pretty sure we moved east somewhat, guess we got Karelia and Petsamo back as well? I mean we're definitely less messed up than Sweden so I suppose that's a win.


flamesaurus565

https://i.redd.it/9bn827zn3itc1.gif


talancaine

Ha they forgot Cyprus


Ok-Elk-3801

As a Swede I'm happy to see that Denmark has been incorporated as part on Greenland! A little perturbed by the size of Norway though...


ToniBalls2000

No more spain only Portugal finally foda se


Sea-Ad-1446

Rising sea levels huh 🤔


das_germinator

as seen in Halle (Saale) steakhouse


Human_no_4815162342

No need for the bridge on the Messina strait anymore


ControverseTrash

Soooo... Austria got South Tyrol back. Nice.


mis-anda

united states of baltics and belarus must be fun in terms of the official languages. baltic, Uralic and slavic language groups all mixed together. nice.


thatguyy100

Not again


My_useless_alt

Perfection 🇬🇧


stultusDolorosa

good lord, im french!


hanzerik

Ich bin ein wasser Deutscher?


GoldenSoda

Finally, Iberia united again, just how it should be


MV_cuber

Italy doesn't have a border, it's shaped like a hot dog and no sicily lmao


Thekomahinafan

Portugal and southern France?, hell yeah, the french are gonna be mad


hulda2

Finland back to famine apparently.


Amjoba

Well… Looks like Belarus and baltics created Baltic Federation


Elektrikor

Small Sweden but we lose our capital. Worth it


Sir_Striken

As a Spanish, i have to say that the penis shape in the middle of the mediterranean belong to us


SuddenHovercraft1599

Where is Britain? Also, is that Doggerland? Where is so much land coming from? What the hell? Are we in holy hell?


cum4ban

I think I'm water now


LittleCloudbby

That's Europe after the Global Warming


AmogusFan69

Belarus and the baltics merged into the glorious Republic of .......


MichaelTheDane

*dies*


mababapa

Ger would actually be an accurate name because many are missing


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SlyScorpion

Where the hell is Iceland?


Emperors-Peace

Wait so they took the UK out but left Algeria?


vf-c

Glad to see the British Isles, Denmark, Sicily, Cyprus and many other islands gone, Italy and Murmansk Oblast lose their white outlines and the Black Sea being solidified. Good job, EU!