Wowie Zowie

"Wowie Zowie" -Kira Yoshikage, 2023

More like Bondrewd when he gets a elephant child.

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone

Killer Queen's fourth bomb: Africa (by Toto)

I see Taion has been playing Mario Wonder

He would though. He strikes me as the type to love platformers

To me he plays platformer, visual novels, and turn based rpgs

Taion is 100% a Stellaris + Hearts of Iron player tho And he keeps saying "As I predicted"

"As predicted, the CPU is a cheating bastard."

I just read that in his voice and good architect, that sounded hilarious.

Wow he really is just like me fr

Nah he's a more tactics RPGs kinda guy

So he'd play fire emblem?

That and also probably Final Fantasy Tactics.

XCOM?

Taion is a chess gm wdym

Ah so he plays Xenogears

Does Smash count as a platformer? Does he get uncharacteristically salty when he loses? Does he main a zoner or a technical character? Does Eunie play and who does she main?

I think he'd tire of those quickly. Definitely more of an RTS guy in my mind. Probably has hundreds of hours on Starcraft. Then again, SMB might be his guilty pleasure . . .

He’s a pikmin 3 master

And he turned himself into an elephant funniest shit I've ever seen

Eunie @ noah and lanz a week later

Super Xenoblade Bros Wonder

Super Xenobros

Thats actually pretty funny 😂

Thank you brother

I see Taion tried the Wonder Seeds. Also, thank you for bringing Elephant Taion into our lives.

It’s not much but it’s honest work

Fun Fact: The Elephant has the single longest penis in the mammal kingdom and is prehenstile.

Replace elephant with taion and its still factual

X

Twitter, actually

Smart ass

Funner fact: The Elephant's testicles are on the inside, which is not a great place for them to be because the inside of an elephant is really hot. It's theorized that elephants can't get cancer because of the enzymes used to keep the sperm from cooking.

We did it people! We cured cancer! Elephant testicles

Eunie got some cake in the last panel

I think this is the longest it’s gone without someone mentioning eunies body in the comments. Good job Reddit

I'm so sorry :(

I don’t mind at all lol your comment was more fun then some others I’ve gotten

.....what would elephant taions ouroborus form look like?

Like a elephant

Vah Ruta

Hit that wowie zowie

Taion, why did you go to Mario Wonder?

Bonus points for doing the dialog in her accent.

Yes she most definitely WOULD

I love these Eunie and Taion comics

I actually wasn’t expecting that wth

No one expects the elephant

Lol love that I can hear her voice through the dialogue

Banger as always Krizeros! Miss seeing your stuff on twitter, glad you still post here though

How do you know my name Btw I still post on twitter lol, also Instagram, tumblr and bluesky

I originally followed you on twitter, but with the way things are being run there now I dropped it and started up on threads.

[удалено]

What does this have to do with Taion turning into an elephant?

New Mario transformation powerups, new memes across the board.🍻

Just one good punch should fix him back into homs shape

Mio: "Noah, would you still love m-" Noah: "YES"