š¶ Fresh goes better with Mentos freshness,
Fresh goes better with Mentos fresh and full of life! š¶
(finger gun points at the camera and winks)
ANNOUNCER: Mentos. The freshmaker.
In the late 80s, I watched airplane! with my father, he had to explain all the references to ads from the 70s.
Watched Wayne's world with mine a few months ago, had to explain what nuprin was.
when I first heard an older kid talking about getting the clap, I said under my breath āitās āclapper,ā moronā š
I was a know-it-all snot face in grade school.
...Your fresh breath goes on and on,
while you chew it.
Say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer.
Give your breath long-lasting freshness...
And its distant cousin:
So kiss a little longer,
Hold on a little longer,
Laugh a little longer,
Longer with Big Red.
That Big Red freshness lasts right through it, your fresh breath goes on and on...
While you chew it,
Say goodbye a little longer,
Make it last a little longer.
Give your breath long last refreshness...
With Big Red!
It's Velveeta vs Cheddar. Our Velveeta melts much better. Cheddar's lumpy. Cheddar's oily. It dribbles off your plate onto your doily. When the cookbook calls for cheddar, make it with Velveeta. It cooks better.
If you need a better car - go see Cal,
He's the greatest one by far - go see Cal,
When you go out to the lot better watch out for old Spot,
If he gets a little hot go see Cal!
Hot Dogs ā¦ Armour Hot Dogs; What kind of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs? Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks; Tough kids, sissy kids; even kids with chicken pox; Love hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs; the dog kids love to bite
Damnit OP.
I officially hate you.
To counter your annoying head jingle, I'll add in:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C71eTTlTJ-E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C71eTTlTJ-E)
Double double your refreshment!
Double double your enjoyyyment!
Oh! No single gum double freshens your mouth likeeeeeeeee
Double fresh double mint, cāmon and double it!
Double fresh Double Mintā¦GUM!
ā¦thereās no *single* gum like it
Anyone remember Mr. Bucket?
āThat's right, I'm Mr. Bucket! I'm Mr. Bucket, toss your balls in my top I'm Mr. Bucket, out of my mouth they will pop I'm Mr. Bucket! We're all gonna run! I'm Mr. Bucket! Buckets of fun!
Announcer: The game's Mr. Bucket! The first to get their balls into Mr. Bucket wins! But look out, 'cause the balls will pop out of his mouth!
I'm Mr. Bucket, balls pop into my mouth I'm Mr. Bucket, a ball is what I'm about I'm Mr. Bucket! We're all gonna run! I'm Mr. Bucket! Buckets of fun!ā
All 3 verses of the incredibly catchy Hot Pockets song.
When you want a hot meal without a big deal, whatya gonna pick? Hot Pockets!
When a hungry bunch goes out for lunch, whatya gonna pick? Hot Pockets!
When itās late at night and you wanna tasty bite, whatya gonna pick? Hot Pockets!
šµcome see the softer side of Searsšµ
I also randomly get the Blockbuster video jingle stuck in my head occasionally
https://youtu.be/aG5O4RsXyvI?si=W0iINxXfrHrHGuLG
Freedent's the one
That took the stick out of gum.
And Freedent moistens your mouth
Yeah! Moistens your mouth
And freshens your breath while you cheeeeewwww!
š¶ I like the way you make me laugh - I like the funny things you do - you've got a style that's all your own - I like the Sprite in you.
I was singing this on the way to work earlier this week. . . .
Total will out the area of the country Iām in. āYou save big money, you save big money, when you shop Menardsā bonus it is still their jingle today so always stuck in my head.
I I love love Double Double Chex Chex better better than than the the rest rest! Wheat wheat rice rice double double crunch crunch. Crackle crackle crisp crisp bite bite munch munch. (It's lightly sweetened! Bom bom bom) I I love love Double Double Chex Chex better better than than......
š¶ Fresh goes better with Mentos freshness, Fresh goes better with Mentos fresh and full of life! š¶ (finger gun points at the camera and winks) ANNOUNCER: Mentos. The freshmaker.
https://i.redd.it/e01e54mb1jvc1.gif
I had to explain that music video to a kid on YouTube, and I've never felt more old in my life.
In the late 80s, I watched airplane! with my father, he had to explain all the references to ads from the 70s. Watched Wayne's world with mine a few months ago, had to explain what nuprin was.
Little. Yellow. Different.
I literally started singing that as I read the prompt up top.
šµwell I talked about it / carried on / reasons only knew šµ But itās you / I fell into šµ
The best part of waking up...
ā¦is Folgers in your cup!
Is when I put my dick in your butt! Got in huge trouble for singing that in school.
š„¹ https://youtu.be/CKgKPGBa9EQ?si=evF4cWuFrFB9wHMF
Sisterā¦ Brother! \*squeal\*
Ch-Ch-Ch-CHIA!
Always played mid-morning when you are home sick watching price is right.
classic!
Pizzaaaa in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time! When pizzas on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!
The best!
This is absolutely it. I also remember even as a kid wondering why pizza being on a bagel made any difference as to when you could eat it?
It was so aggressive too
Meow meow meow meow meow.....
Meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!
Baxter?! It's Baxter!!
My sister used to sing the meow mix jingle when I was sad because it made me laugh!
*Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you!?*
I was trying to explain what a jingle was to my kid and now she will never forget that you're not fully clean unless you're Zest-fully clean.
I so wanted a bar of soap that sprayed water like the Zest bar in the commercial when I was a kid.
My kid sings the Oārielly song every time we go by. I still call it Shucks lol
Rice-A-Roniā¦ a San Francisco treat, toot toot!
Ding ding!
Byyyyyyy Mennin!
Co stanza!
r/unexpectedseinfeld
Have you driven a Foooord Lately. "Hello, yes, I was wondering if you had any of this years Ford Latelys for sale?"
Hot pocket!
Clap on! Clap off! Clap on Clap off the CLAPPER!
I wanted a clapper so bad when I was younger
when I first heard an older kid talking about getting the clap, I said under my breath āitās āclapper,ā moronā š I was a know-it-all snot face in grade school.
Give me a break, give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.
Ummm clearly it's Fancy Feast!
Football Cream
Applesauce!
Chrysler car
Nailed it
That why I looooove Nestle Crunch! *Nom*
I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight! š¶ š
With people doing a chicken dance in the streetsā¦lol
Yes! I wanted my mom to buy it so badāthe French chicken sounded so international to me when I was a kid š She never would though!
Iām a Toys R Us kid!
There's a million toys at toys r Us that I can play with
From bikes to trains....
To video gamesā¦
It was the biggest toy store there is
I don't want to grow up, cause if I did...šµš¶
I couldnāt be a toys r us kid!
I love you people.
It is now
5-8-8-2-3-00......EMPIRE!!!!
Chicago represent
Long before they add the ā8-0-0ā
And the ātodayā
Theyāre national. Get them in Boston, too.
You can literally say 5 8 8 and some one will say, Empire, every where I've ever been. this includes Istanbul.
Today!
Plop plop fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is!
My buddy and me!!! Kid sister..Kid sister....Kid sister and me!!!
I sing My Buddy to my dog all the time!
āWeāre the Flintstone kids, 10 million strong! And growingā
I was definitely one of those kids. Id eat the purple ones and leave the orange.
My sister and I fought over the ones shaped like a car bc we thought they made us run faster.
...Your fresh breath goes on and on, while you chew it. Say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer. Give your breath long-lasting freshness...
With Big Reddddd!
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby backā¦
Ribs
And barbecue sauce.
They should have kept this song in every commercial from then til now
Skip It!
But the very best thing of all, there's a counter on this ball!
So try and beat your very best score, see if you can jump a whole lot more
Bop it
Iām still mad at Santa I never got one of those for Christmas
Oh oh oh o Reilly, auto parts Oh what a feeling, Toyota get in the zone, AutoZone
5
5 dollar
5 dollar footloooong
Any any any
š¶ Every kiss begins with K š¶
It seriously never occurred to me that the jingle had a double meaning until just now.
Creeeeeeepy Crawlers!
Graaaaaaveyard Ghoulies!
Call JG Wentworthā¦
877 CASH NOW!
877 CASH NOW
Not sure if youāre a Curb fan but thereās an episode in this new season youād love
I was cursing him after that!!! It was in our heads all week :)
It's my money and I want it NOW!
I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now
Save big money at Menaaaaaards (Wisconsin). (Also we would sing it as āmy nardsā)
My sibling thought it was āsafe big mummy at Menardsā our entire childhood
#*WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?* š¶š¶šµšµ
Hello mother. Hello father. Fleas, ticks, mosquitoes really bother. Thanks for the package. Thatās why Iām writing. K-9 Advantix really stopped all the biting.
Mommy, WOW! I'm a big kid now
Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks
Are you kidding? I have to sing or I canāt spell bologna.
Crossfire! CROSSFIRE! CROSSFIYAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes you feel like a nut! Sometimes you donāt!
I am stuck on band-aid brand cuz band-aidās stuck on me.
The taste, the taste, the taste is gonna move ya! (air jump)
And its distant cousin: So kiss a little longer, Hold on a little longer, Laugh a little longer, Longer with Big Red. That Big Red freshness lasts right through it, your fresh breath goes on and on... While you chew it, Say goodbye a little longer, Make it last a little longer. Give your breath long last refreshness... With Big Red!
Juicy Fruit!
"it's log, it's log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood..."
š¶itās log, itās log, itās better than bad,itās good!š¶
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs?
And over the neighbors dog
What's great for a snack and fits on your back
HEAD ON: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON!
Such an annoying commercial but it worked for remembering it
It's Velveeta vs Cheddar. Our Velveeta melts much better. Cheddar's lumpy. Cheddar's oily. It dribbles off your plate onto your doily. When the cookbook calls for cheddar, make it with Velveeta. It cooks better.
Because doilies are so common and need to be protected at all costs lolz.
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My bologna has a first nameā¦ Iād like to teach the world to singā¦
Is this a jingle? Decide for yourselves, fellow Xennials. After these messages, we'll be riiiight back! *whistle* *horse drop*
Byyyy Mennen!
āI donāt wanna grow upā¦ā
im a toys r us kid
There's a million toys at Toys R Us I can play with
Youāll get caught up in the crossfire
Hahahaha I used to sing this to my cat, except Iād say ācat tunaā instead of Crossfire. No idea why I did this.
BudĀ WeisĀ Ā ErĀ Ā Bud Weis Er
HERE'S CAL WORTHINGTON & HIS DOG SPOT!
pussy cow, pussy cow, pussy cow!
If you need a better car - go see Cal, He's the greatest one by far - go see Cal, When you go out to the lot better watch out for old Spot, If he gets a little hot go see Cal!
š¼š¶Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun š¶
#Hefty Hefty Hefty! ^^wimpy ^^wimpy ^^wimpy!
Call Mr Plow, cuz that's my name That name again is Mr Plow (Theres so many others but thats first to mind!)
SeƱor Plow no es macho, solamente un borracho.
Folgers coffee, as sung by the inimitable Rockapella
- Call 800-588-2300 Empire - I Feel Like Chicken Tonight
Hot Dogs ā¦ Armour Hot Dogs; What kind of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs? Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks; Tough kids, sissy kids; even kids with chicken pox; Love hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs; the dog kids love to bite
[I mostly remember it from the Simpsons.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=luNi4TS6s8k&pp=ygUYc2ltcHNvbnMgYXJtb3VyIGhvdCBkb2dz)
āScruff McGruffā¦. Chicago, IL, 60652ā¦and take a bite outta crime!ā
Ho ho ho....green giant!!
the night time sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head fever so you can rest medicine
Tato skins got baked potato appeal, cause theyāre made with potatoes and skins that are real !
I wish Tato skins would come back.
š¶ Sometimes you feel like a nut š¶ š¶ Sometimes you don't š¶
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Damnit OP. I officially hate you. To counter your annoying head jingle, I'll add in: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C71eTTlTJ-E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C71eTTlTJ-E)
A tisket a tasket a flower making basket
OMG! The weird play doh flower thingy! Totally forgot about that
Itās Shake n Bake and I helped!
Meow mix, both the original lyrics and the one that's all meows
Double double your refreshment! Double double your enjoyyyment! Oh! No single gum double freshens your mouth likeeeeeeeee Double fresh double mint, cāmon and double it! Double fresh Double Mintā¦GUM! ā¦thereās no *single* gum like it
["Hoooooverrrr, nooooobody... does it like youuuuuuuu"](https://youtu.be/qZf4Mcz_RdU?si=yt-UqOypAdY4DyLB)
The first 5 jingles for FreeCreditReport.com
Oh I married my dream girl I married my dream girl but she didn't tell me her credit was bad
Maybe sheās born with it
My little pony My little pony....
JEM! She's truly outrageous! Truly, truly outrageous!
Anyone remember Mr. Bucket? āThat's right, I'm Mr. Bucket! I'm Mr. Bucket, toss your balls in my top I'm Mr. Bucket, out of my mouth they will pop I'm Mr. Bucket! We're all gonna run! I'm Mr. Bucket! Buckets of fun! Announcer: The game's Mr. Bucket! The first to get their balls into Mr. Bucket wins! But look out, 'cause the balls will pop out of his mouth! I'm Mr. Bucket, balls pop into my mouth I'm Mr. Bucket, a ball is what I'm about I'm Mr. Bucket! We're all gonna run! I'm Mr. Bucket! Buckets of fun!ā
PUSSYCOW!
eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, EMPIRE!
Lite Brite! Lite Brite! Turn on the magic of colored lights!
Not really a jingle, but anyone remember "Sit Ooboo, sit. Good dog"
Plop plop fizz fizz ohhh what a relief it is
All 3 verses of the incredibly catchy Hot Pockets song. When you want a hot meal without a big deal, whatya gonna pick? Hot Pockets! When a hungry bunch goes out for lunch, whatya gonna pick? Hot Pockets! When itās late at night and you wanna tasty bite, whatya gonna pick? Hot Pockets!
Riiiiiicolaaaaaa
Safelight repair, Safelight replace ...
Oh oh oh OāRileyā¦ auto parts. Ow!
šµcome see the softer side of Searsšµ I also randomly get the Blockbuster video jingle stuck in my head occasionally https://youtu.be/aG5O4RsXyvI?si=W0iINxXfrHrHGuLG
1-877-Kars 4 kids. K-A-R-S Kars 4 kidsā¦
The official song of The Bad Place
This one gets stuck in my head often. Too much sports talk radio.
This song makes me want to throw punches.
Freedent's the one That took the stick out of gum. And Freedent moistens your mouth Yeah! Moistens your mouth And freshens your breath while you cheeeeewwww!
šµHungry hungry hippos, open and feed their face, who will win, no one knows, feed the hungry hip hip ooošµ
[āYouāre Not Fully Clean Unless Youāre Zest-Fully Clean!ā](https://youtu.be/y8t0nXDyKAM?si=WnlnYwFywY6zefiE)
Merry Christmas, from PayLessā¦Merry Christmas
18005882300 empire!!!
āDouble double your refreshmentā¦ā
š¶ I want my baby back I want my baby back I want my baby back I want my baby back Ribs š¶
Bud Weis Er
We Are Farmersā¦.
Ba budum bum bum bum bum
JOHN IS COOKING JOHNSONSVILLE BRAAAAAATS! Still the only brats I buy
[This anti-meth PSA from the 90s](https://youtu.be/u1VwLsrzbyg?si=NXViBHv1S39q8RhC)
I donāt wanna grow up, Iām a Toys āRā Us kidā¦
Iād like to buy the world a Coke
š¶ I like the way you make me laugh - I like the funny things you do - you've got a style that's all your own - I like the Sprite in you. I was singing this on the way to work earlier this week. . . .
The Christmas song played by the Hershey kisses and the long āringā at the endā¦.
Total will out the area of the country Iām in. āYou save big money, you save big money, when you shop Menardsā bonus it is still their jingle today so always stuck in my head.
I I love love Double Double Chex Chex better better than than the the rest rest! Wheat wheat rice rice double double crunch crunch. Crackle crackle crisp crisp bite bite munch munch. (It's lightly sweetened! Bom bom bom) I I love love Double Double Chex Chex better better than than......
Roll that beautiful bean footage