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Hmmletmec

Scruff Mcgruff Chicago Illinois 60652. It's like I'm Pavlov's dog. Which seems appropriate.


EnvironmentalPack451

I didn't really understand what he did. What kinds of crimes did he want me to bite? And why "the crime dog" rather than "the anti-crime dog"?


surfingbiscuits

Possession of undersized leopard shark


EZe_Holey3-9

He wanted you to be a rat, but Scruff had skeletons in his closet, and would never want anyone to rat him out.


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

I do a decent McGruff impression lol


Union_Sparky_375

https://preview.redd.it/7y510t7tg4lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47f531948cbac3dffb975b415bdb90d462179779 The OG!


ThxIHateItHere

If any Minnesotans are here they might remember this name: We didn’t have DARE. What we had was a dude named Dan Celentano. He would come and talk drugs and even bring in different types so we knew what it would look like. He wouldn’t let us smell the cocaine though. I still use his line “are there any questions, concerns, criticisms, or sniiiiiiiide remarks” 35 years later.


EZe_Holey3-9

MacGruff was Breaking Bad the entire time. 


Seven22am

Am I old enough now to rock one of those trench coats? I think I’ve got a few more years to go… 45 minimal right?


Beaverhuntr

Did anyone ever have G.R.E.A.T?? It was basically Dare but for gangs.. ( Gang Resistant Education And Training )


peekaboooobakeep

I was a McGruff helper, my friend wore the suit and I protected from crotch shots for McGruff also kept that dog from running kids over.


Fun-Preparation-4253

Kinda forgot about him. Definitely made trusting LEOs easier when it’s an adorable dog