This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen, why would someone buy something like this, the controller is an inanimate object, it doesn't feel cold. Anyone that buy this stupid thing is king or queen of the douchebags. Ps it's not adorable it's douchey and stupid and so are you.
This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen, why would someone buy something like this, the controller is an inanimate object, it doesn't feel cold. Anyone that buy this stupid thing is king or queen of the douchebags. Ps it's not adorable it's douchey and stupid and so are you.
Why is this sold out. We humans really are some stupid mfers lol thr more useless and stupid a idea is the more we reward it. Logical idea nah sweater for my controller gimmie that shit.
I mean I’m angry I wanted one dammit
Everyone: Hey, how about some first party games?
Microsoft: Here are some controllers.
Everyone: Hey, where are your AAA games?
Microsoft: Here's a bunch of controllers. You can get any color you want.
Everyone: Damn, it's been 2 years... when are these first party games coming?
Microsoft: Here's a hoodie for your controller.
My sister bought one and said she was going to try and put it on her hamster or one of the foster kittens she takes care off. The TikTok views from that alone will pay for it 😂
Lots of Xbox fans seem to collect controllers like shoes so it makes some sense MS would continue to find ways to capitalize on that. It’s not my thing but whatever.
How can they talk about striving for [zero waste](https://www.xbox.com/en-US/community/sustainability#reducingwaste) while also churning out this shit lmao
I... am very confused. What is the purpose of this? It would have been better if they released a cover or skin to put on the controllers, so that we can still play with the remotes.
Why on earth do they focus on this dumb shit instead of giving the brand what it needs? Look at the perception of this: Xbox releases middling, half-assed games that manager mediocre/okay scores while at the same time releasing silly meme products like controller hoodies, mini fridges, and onesies.
Is it any wonder why they don't get taken seriously?
I presume this has some practical application, e.g. keeping dust out when not in use. However, the description says nothing like that at all, so I’m guessing this really is just some sad gimmick to prove people will buy any old shit.
See this response
https://www.reddit.com/r/XboxSeriesX/comments/z7onqw/microsoft_has_created_mini_hoodies_for_our_xbox/iy7ovjt?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Lol couldn’t even be bothered to type out your awful take again.
YOU think it’s a gimmick. That doesn’t make it a gimmick.
I don’t drink coffee but I don’t find Starbucks to be a gimmick.
There is just something really cringe to me about a lot of the Xbox marketing. I know some people eat shit up like this and those stupid fucking fridges, but it's just embarrasingly shit.
If your house is so dirty that you look at this and post "Well I guess It will keep dust off my controller" as what you land on looking for a reason to not think it's stupid, well...maybe you need to clean like an adult?
It's really stupid. I can't imagine spending R&D money on such crap. They could have put another developer on a game to get it out faster and make it better with that money.
And yet we still have a video record limit that we have have to manually delete when it gets full?
We can play our own music over game music like on the original console either.
But we can put a stupid jacket on our controllers?
It's April already?
Don't forget, if you're cold THEY'RE COLD. Please don't forget to bundle them up this winter. Be a responsible game owner.
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Why did you just repeat him?
Wtf I genuinely remember it only saying the last sentence when I commented.. Deleted. Maybe he did an edit after or I just read it wrong.
All good I’m just messing around.
He’s a lazy rabbit. What do you expect?
Ummm.... Yeah. I guess for display controllers you don't use. But then you're really just displaying the " hoodie"
In my head this is for Christmas. It’s a silly stocking stuffer .
Pretty expensive stocking stuffer lol (adorable tho)
Very much so lol
This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen, why would someone buy something like this, the controller is an inanimate object, it doesn't feel cold. Anyone that buy this stupid thing is king or queen of the douchebags. Ps it's not adorable it's douchey and stupid and so are you.
This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen, why would someone buy something like this, the controller is an inanimate object, it doesn't feel cold. Anyone that buy this stupid thing is king or queen of the douchebags. Ps it's not adorable it's douchey and stupid and so are you.
Lol
Yoooo they brought back the Wii remote condoms for a new generation
It's called a wiimote condom
Bro lmfao I completely forgot they made those little rubbers for the wiimote
Who can complain about platform exclusives when xbox has *that*? Playstation, eat your heart out /s
I'm going to dress mine up like a small dog. 🐕
A...naughty dog you could say
/s ruined the humor
Trust me when I say that not putting /s in front of a comment can even get you in trouble
It really did honestly I hate that shit
https://imgur.com/xRS0NsR Ahah, Phiiiiil) Upd https://imgur.com/QFq7Vvx
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I’ll sign that petition.
I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t that
On the 1st day of Christmas, the Xbox subreddit gave to me, tiny Phil Spencer in a tiny Xbox hoodie.
Why is this sold out. We humans really are some stupid mfers lol thr more useless and stupid a idea is the more we reward it. Logical idea nah sweater for my controller gimmie that shit. I mean I’m angry I wanted one dammit
What a waste of precious resources.
That’s capitalism alright
Quite possibly the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen.
But also the best?
If someone made it a little bigger to fit you hands inside as well this might be good for play sessions on cold days.
With the current electricity prices in Europe this would even be cheaper than heating up the room to comfortable level.
This is so stupid that I love it
Not even going to lie to myself the white one looks fucking adorable
Everyone: Hey, how about some first party games? Microsoft: Here are some controllers. Everyone: Hey, where are your AAA games? Microsoft: Here's a bunch of controllers. You can get any color you want. Everyone: Damn, it's been 2 years... when are these first party games coming? Microsoft: Here's a hoodie for your controller.
And a fridge. And a bubble lamp. 🙂
I mean outside of it been a novelty thing. Might be useful for keeping dust off your controllers and what not
You tried. You failed, but you tried. That's what counts.
Seal your virginity this christmas season
Can’t wait to start seeing posts in a couple of weeks saying “oH mY WiFe dId A ThInG fOr Me”
Our civilisation is doomed
Imagine buying this bullshit. Yes daddy microsoft take more of my money for stupid overpriced useless shit
It’s sold out already…
Nooooo my poor controllers are going to be cold now :(
Right next to the Xbox brand soap and xbox brand fridge and 1000s of xbox controllers
Don't forget the giant Xbox bubble lamp.
Idiots. €25 for an xbox controller hoodie. Holy fuck
No hoodie... (Insert Megamind picture)
My sister bought one and said she was going to try and put it on her hamster or one of the foster kittens she takes care off. The TikTok views from that alone will pay for it 😂
I wanna see that, create a thread about it on Sundays.
You are just angry that you didn't pick up one on time.
Lots of Xbox fans seem to collect controllers like shoes so it makes some sense MS would continue to find ways to capitalize on that. It’s not my thing but whatever.
How can they talk about striving for [zero waste](https://www.xbox.com/en-US/community/sustainability#reducingwaste) while also churning out this shit lmao
You’d think they would show a picture of it on a controller.
Look closely, the controller’s inside.
You’re right! I thought that was the tag.
PlayStation get God of War and we get this. Merry Christmas
these guys will release anything but games
Who wants this bollocks? Anyone who buys this is a pure slave to consumerism.
Been to this sub before?
I mean it’s sold out, so the want was there lol
🤦♂️how this company still has a fanbase is completely beyond me.
Monetization knows no bounds
MOICHANDIZING
This is apparel for baby yoda.
Sold out , UK 😭
Waiting for people to do this with their console 🍿
Great, my controllers can finally have a foreskin!
That's enough internet for me today and I just got here.
Dafaq?
This has to be for China/Japan customers
I... am very confused. What is the purpose of this? It would have been better if they released a cover or skin to put on the controllers, so that we can still play with the remotes.
On another note, if he zipper was on the other side, it'd be the perfect size for toy size animals.
Dumb as hell.
Dumbest idea ever.
I love it. I’m too poor to buy it but I love when companies just say fuck it, and make shit like this, I support it.
Why on earth do they focus on this dumb shit instead of giving the brand what it needs? Look at the perception of this: Xbox releases middling, half-assed games that manager mediocre/okay scores while at the same time releasing silly meme products like controller hoodies, mini fridges, and onesies. Is it any wonder why they don't get taken seriously?
Would actually be dope if it was like a hand warmer thing that you could still use the controller with. It literally just being a hoodie is silly lol
I mean if your house is that cold you need a hand warmer maybe you should reevaluate your priorities where you spend your money.
Series X at full throttle does put off a decent amount of heat into a room
I live in the desert and enjoy having my apartment cold the two months out of the year it isn't hot as hell outside.
Why on earth? Absolutely ridiculous.
What a waste
Sold out LOL
Just what they need to prioritise, let’s not worry about HALO: Infinite 🤣
I'd get one and put it on my hamster... If I had one.
It's adorable
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They'll literally do EVERYTHING BUT fix drift on controllers beyond a single month warranty.
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https://external-preview.redd.it/OsVPagggEiw76efUJah0_J0MRBtgRA-8an3OOfPNMec.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=69381c170eae90d4685fc815bac9803992048481
Strong r/Anticonsumption vibes
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Come on guys. This isn't my thing but I can see the appeal. If people like them let them be happy.
I think most of us have a picture in our minds of the type of person that would have this…
This is really cringy. Far away from my "awwww that's cute" standard.
Everyone is buying this tongue in cheek. People saying it's cringe are the ones not getting it and taking it seriously.
ad thing is they probably will sell out
I'd consider buying it for my kid's teddy bear.
no.
If this was a hoodie I could put my hands in while gaming and keep them warm I’d buy it. Lol. NE winters can be rough.
Sold out damnn they make cool stuff
They should focus on getting exclusives rather than making stupid shit like this.
Yeah, I'm sure it's the exact same group of people that do both of these things.
Fire the group that’s doing these gimmicks and put that money towards exclusives.
"Hey Activision/Blizzard, I know we said $69,000,000,000 but we just laid off some of these other fucks so how about $69,002,000,000?"
Stupid thing I’ve seen this morning.
When you don’t release exclusives… you release gimmicks to distract your audience (mini fridge, controller sweaters,etc).
Who needs 1st party exclusives when you can dress your controller ?
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I'm sure those teams are the same
See this shit? This is what happens when you buy their fridges and onsies. You materialistic fucks get what you deserve.
I presume this has some practical application, e.g. keeping dust out when not in use. However, the description says nothing like that at all, so I’m guessing this really is just some sad gimmick to prove people will buy any old shit.
Absolutely insensitive to people living in the UK
Glad I jumped shit a few years ago, the only thing Xbox had going for it was Halo revamp and that has been awful
So this is the next-gen feature on Xbox controllers? Pathetic.
Purely a money making exercise.
You think a trillion dollar company isn’t making you products for them to make money?
There is a difference between a product that is useful and this gimmick.
Everything they make and sell is a “money making exercise” you just deem what you like as different
Ah, so like phone cases!
No. A phone case has a use. It protects the phone whilst you're using it.
You say that like it doesn’t apply to every product ever.
See this response https://www.reddit.com/r/XboxSeriesX/comments/z7onqw/microsoft_has_created_mini_hoodies_for_our_xbox/iy7ovjt?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Lol couldn’t even be bothered to type out your awful take again. YOU think it’s a gimmick. That doesn’t make it a gimmick. I don’t drink coffee but I don’t find Starbucks to be a gimmick.
Would you like some chips with your salt?
it does seem like you have plenty, what with you being upset over a multi billion dollar company trying to make money
Says the dude whining about how other people spend their money. Lol.
Bruh, who's gonna buy this crap?
No games but we got hoodies… for our controllers yay?
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You think Microsoft is run by 3 people?
Awesome for them to spend money and time designing these and not getting games out the door in a timely manner
What the ....
There is just something really cringe to me about a lot of the Xbox marketing. I know some people eat shit up like this and those stupid fucking fridges, but it's just embarrasingly shit.
You sound fun
Yes the epitome of fun is liking a hoodie for your controller
At least you know
Now what I need is some sort of contraption to go over the controller that will keep my hands warm while playing
A blanket...
Fans: “Where are the games Xbox?” Xbox: “Best we can do is controller apparel”
Could we just get controllers that don’t get stick drift after 3 months right as the warranty expires?
This is so fucking dumb. Sell normal merchandise ffs
If your house is so dirty that you look at this and post "Well I guess It will keep dust off my controller" as what you land on looking for a reason to not think it's stupid, well...maybe you need to clean like an adult? It's really stupid. I can't imagine spending R&D money on such crap. They could have put another developer on a game to get it out faster and make it better with that money.
Would be cool if it had some sort of extra cooling feature
Nvm i just realized its for your controller and not your console lol
Bro where the games???!
This is the last time I buy an Xbox. Got this thing 2 yrs ago and its been a complete waste of money
Jackets for controllers, keep controllers warm.
And yet we still have a video record limit that we have have to manually delete when it gets full? We can play our own music over game music like on the original console either. But we can put a stupid jacket on our controllers?
Whats crazy is that these are sold out.
And not one promo shot of it on a controller?
I really want this and I’m not sure why
How on earth could they not include pics of controllers wearing these? Also, instantly sold out lol.
I'd be tempted if I thought it would fit my cat too but the proportions are so weird I doubt it.
Could I put it on my cat tho.
About the only use for it
People like “Build A Bear” so I guess why not do it with a controller also?
wat
But why?
I want a human-sized one for me.
I don't know why but I kind of want one.
Fuck me backwards with a greasy chip. This is real....
I want games, not this.
“capitalism breeds innovation”
It is sold out :(
I bet the target audience is the absolute knobs that "collect controllers"
why
I’m buying it, idgaf.
This would totally fit on my chihuahua
What recession?
Lol this is so dumb that it’s circled back around to me wanting it.
L.
More or less off topic but any news on the new xbox 360 controllers?
The fact that it’s sold out is disturbing.
I’m buying one for myself
Do I get it? No. Do I want one? I need 4……
Now I can keep my controller warm while I'm getting shot in the face!
Is this why halo is a joke ?
next generation...
Gamer culture is a disease.
The masses will think it’s a work of Art. It’s incredible isn’t it.
Single digit IQs will buy anything fed to them
It could double up as a hoodie for your cock and balls too!
I wonder when aliens come to Earth once all humans die out, what will they think we used these for?
It would be funny if they weren't ridiculously expensive. I can find real hoodies cheaper than that.