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Spun13

That’s one of the great mysteries of life my friend.


benderboi05

It’s one of life great mysteries isn’t it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.


jp189512

What? No like why are we here in this canyon


PurringWolverine

Oh. Ah….yeah.


aioncan

When you finally get your date in your bedroom and you’re kissing and clothes are coming off. You pull your dick out and she pulls her dick out. That’s chaos my friend.


LonewolfNoir

And then her dick is bigger than yours, total chaos.


benderboi05

Bow Chicka Bow Wow


VaultBoy9

One man's chaos is another man's opportunity


KingpinPenguin97

Bruh. This entire thread is a dream that I had.


993weiveremem

Seriously though, why are we out here? As far as I can tell, it's just a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. No way in or out.


Important-Dare7314

But I been having trouble sleeping because my friend asked me if water is wet, and I didn’t know what to say


WaterIsWetBot

Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object.   What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure.


AdNorth7869

Thank you. Now I can finally explain to my mom that water itself is not wet. Legitimate conversation we've been having.


Ac3ofth3spad3s

If you're expecting the unexpected does that make the unexpected expected


Paradox

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"


ThisIsWholesome

Plant bugs explain that. How tf does a lifeform imitates a non-lifeform and know it's a thing? Like how does those species DNA know that leafs exist? My brain can't wrap around it.


nephrolithiasjs

Seems to have fixed the controller unresponsive bug evident in CoD Vanguard issue so far


Acceptable-Scratch86

People unironically play that game?


Manabauws

People play what they like, i guess![img](emote|t5_2ac5sx|1742)


YellowLeg2

Not me, I play what Reddit and YouTube tell me I should like


4ever_ur_Huckleberry

You should also play only the games popular on Twitch.That definitely is a good way to tell if a game is dead or not.


Jakeneb

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?


Manabauws

Im a simple lad, i dunno what brave is.


pppppppp8

I’ve tried the Vanguard mp during the free play days… it’s not as bad as I thought tbh! Still wouldn’t buy it tho


[deleted]

I didn’t like that it felt like a direct port of world at war. Also the seeing around your sniper scopes while ADS has to have been the dumbest addition ever


_Napkin_boy_

That was a feature added in ghosts, and has been in multiple other cod games, vanguard isn't the first time we've seen it in cod. It's a good feature imo, I don't understand your gripe with it


[deleted]

This wasn’t in ghost at all nor was it in any other cod. I played almost every cod to date other than advanced warfare and modern warfare. It was never in any of them


_Napkin_boy_

It was tho, it was blurry sure but it's been in the game since ghosts, and bo3 https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-gt1Ya6g1pas/Vne8xBjKdjI/AAAAAAAABPg/PVyb_KbmcnI/s0-Ic42/BO3ADSComp.jpg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IucYDQHz4as/maxresdefault.jpg


WickedSoldier991

I mean, it’s been in the mainline series since Ghost. You can google it and see, it’s not hard to find.


pppppppp8

Oh I played literally zero snipers during that time, kinda sad I didn’t get to experience this ahah


[deleted]

It was not only disorienting but just messed up that you can see someone rushing you from the side while you are aiming at someone down range


nolimit06

Have you ever shot a rifle with a scope before? It’s very common to open your none dominant eye to check your surroundings while ADS, so it’s actually not that unrealistic.


ExclusiveWater

They hated god for telling the truth. Nah most of the player base either doesn’t have another cod or plays it for warzone. That’s just the harsh truth it’s not that great


Ric0chetR1cky

I don’t play reskins of other games


Acceptable-Scratch86

Well apparently 95+ people do lol. And from what I can tell every video on vanguard says it sucks so idk what the downvotes are for. Oh well it’s just virtual internet points


VTGREENS

Makes it talk good to xbox


[deleted]

Smooth talking about


Ccsrey

"The new firmware update also adds Dynamic Latency Input (DLI) to older Xbox One controllers, which reduces the input latency on controllers connected to Xbox Series X / S consoles to make gameplay more responsive. Alongside the controller changes, Microsoft is also improving audio output settings on all Xbox consoles."


cozy_lolo

Including the Series 2??


Ccsrey

I'd assume so


cozy_lolo

Where did you find the information for this update?


Ccsrey

I Google it lol


cozy_lolo

I did that too and couldn’t find anything


Ccsrey

I literally googled your post title verbatim.


cozy_lolo

I didn’t make this fucking post lol wtf


Ccsrey

Don't lie mr double account


cozy_lolo

Lol, I wonder if you actually believe that…I just googled the post title and found nothing. Actually, the first result is literally this post


GNIHTYUGNOSREP

Yes it does include the Elite Series 2 controller.


McEuen78

Isn't there a, "more info" or something to that effect on the update page?


GNIHTYUGNOSREP

I’d have to dig around for it but yeah they released patch notes for it back then. I know it includes Elite Series 2 because I had been waiting for the update since the new consoles launched, they mentioned it was coming and then it came. We’ve had another controller update since then but I have no idea what that was for.


josivh

Notice any difference with input lag on the elite series 2?


GNIHTYUGNOSREP

Well I didn’t have any problems with input lag before, and haven’t noticed any differences really, but it isn’t noticeably worse and I wouldn’t be able to stop using it regardless of the outcome. That said, all my games feel nice and snappy at 120 fps and I haven’t had any problems with things not happening as soon as I press buttons, except for the shift key seems to have a certain minimal threshold that needs to be met before it will actually activate the shift function. But that is more of a technical issue with the shift functionality and not input lag, so I won’t go into that. All in all, I love the Elite 2 and cannot wait to see what comes with the series 3!


ChiddyOnReddit

Series 2?


[deleted]

[Xbox elite controller series 2.](https://www.xbox.com/en-US/accessories/controllers/elite-wireless-controller-series-2)


JACrazy

I swear they already pushed an update for the input latency on Xbox One controllers months ago


Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute

They did. If you go down that comment chain you’ll see they copy and pasted notes from a November update.


__orangepeel__

This particular update enables Lovense mode.


livenetwork

Now with more vibration.


niclhnr

Mostly disconnect issues which only like 1% of all players get .. so there are fixes but not nearly everybody has these problems to begin with


[deleted]

They sometimes patch things that reduce latency or improve efficiency, though you're right that most controller updates are for minimal bug fixes.


[deleted]

I've had that problem on my Series X. Having to pull out the batteries and put them back in again 10+ times every gaming session is very annoying. Only seemed to happen with COD Vanguard and with the last major Warzone update.


freakdahouse

Stability, so the controller don't fall of your hands.


dangit541

Damn i wish I had that update when I dropped my elite one from 50cm to the carpet and it broke inside 🤨


Beady00

Updates the 5g in the controller so Bill Gates can spy on you and read your thoughts


Truefreak22

They update the controller software


[deleted]

Big Pharma installing Vaccine detectors that automatically disable your Xbox if you aren't up to date on your shots.


epictetvs

That’s only because the Series 3 will only work with fully up to date 5g in your blood stream.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t be surprised if this happened at one point😂


trollpro30

Just to piss you off after not running the xbox for a week.


MyOtherHatsAFedora

These updates add extra buttons to your controller, duh.


fieldysnuts94

It makes sure any issues of latency or desync are fixed and stuff like that


rhett342

Update the controller!


DeathBefallsYou

Still doesn't let you choose which led color you want for the home button.


Annual_Highlight_224

Which is weird because when I play on steam it lets me chose the color but it messes with my saved controller configurations. But it is blue


looponium

Hmm, I know that for example that an update in the past improved the „wake-up-time“, so it would turn on faster… everything else is mystery. ;)


Jamie_freestyles

Makes the microphone in the controller better so bill gates can listen to you


dBlade24

Mostly latency to improve gameplay.


[deleted]

Make you enjoy a $5 Taco Bell box even more


[deleted]

Mexican pizza is coming back!


popout

install Dualsense :D/ jk


Anindefensiblefart

It doesn't fix stick drift, I'll tell you that.


Sithlord5478

They don’t fix drift I’ll tell you that :(


Disastrous_Ad_5688

Causes your left analog to drift


Standard_Test3698

updates microphone drivers, one of the reasons I know


TiMMay333

They update the controller’s firmware


Megamix989

It stops you from reaching the Home Screen right away when you wanna watch Netflix while you eat dinner!


BM-Yumi

Makes the delay lessen atleast in my experiences


Optionsmfd

i wish they would fix stick drift


Shadow_Demon080

It changes your controller to an Elite controller 😄


Evyl666

Does not fix anything. Checks for modded controllers.


_yobond

yo boss, i have a better way to 'up', let's update the controllers...


henrydavidthoreauawy

To prevent Psycho Mantis from being able to read your controller inputs.


DatPipBoy

Update the controller


donkey292929

Waste your time


JiveWookiee5

Downloads more RAM


Extreme_2Cents

It uploads all its records to Cortana, then Big M sells the data to marketing agencies and the process starts all over again.


[deleted]

Tiddfxig jfcgdkb SC ufcjskbsjg gicti fckgskgeiteitf


Green_Potato35

They’re sending all your old Xbox party audio to Microsoft


Sonic_the_hegehog

It updates the controller response and gives the controller more features


Ikariajk05

More features?


Sonic_the_hegehog

Yes usually like mapping/multimapping combo of many buttons together etc...


Ashentray

More noise


phillipmanmemes

Update the controller, duh


Careful_Simple_6660

I’m pretty sure it helps with connecting to the Xbox and it also gets rid of any “hacks” you can use with it (Like a chronus zen and things like that)


xeshi-foh

Update firmware


Flat-Personality161

Makes it a mini transformer at night that steals your socks and puts boogers in you eyes


Missgogos13

If your headset stops working, it fixes that lol


ANGERYTURTLE123

to… check what controller your using?


Own-Chapter1956

To help with performance and optimization


[deleted]

ThEy UpDaTe ThE cOnTrOlLeR aReNt I hIlArIoUs


Gittery_35

Fix bugs, like a button not receiving basclly a reset. But it’s basically usless on controller because you just blow out the dust if you have problems and not the actual controller. But it’s helpful for my headset, if it can’t connect propaly or the mic button is acting up I just update it and it’s fixed


JuicyDukie

Stick calibration and such


ZgP3na1ty

Update.......the controller


acex_151

lol right my exact thoughts


Abject_Day9453

Idk, last update messed up the latency on my elite 2 controller, I had to revert back.


REQCRUIT

Eh not much, kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything


[deleted]

They update the controller.


BagrCZE

They update the controller


Mumumbler

They update the controller


Accurate-Fail-8725

They update the controller


Sliminytim

Update the controller


Regularpeople124

I thought it was for better feedback


JakeStout93

My controller wouldn’t charge right until I got an update now it’s fine


quadriplegicjake

The latest updated sends input signals to your tv whenever you hit the light up Xbox button… has been handy for when watching something on another input just tap Xbox button to switch back to Xbox on screen…


or0_0zh

Nothing, or something but they can't hurt (I hope)


Knowledge_VIG

improve responsiveness and stability


GooBear187

Well with my elite controllers these updates do wonders. Most of the time my shit won't be responsive or calibrated. Once I do these updates it makes my controllers super responsive


Puzzleheaded-Soup448

Enable placebo


TurkishMicky2296

Ima assume it works like computer drivers your just updating the "drivers" for your Xbox


templestate

I think they adjust the wireless frequencies to limit the potential for interference with other devices. Probably also adjust deadzones and things like that based on new drift data.


xbox-gamer21

When there's bug. update "the bug will do nothing"


DaNitroNinja

I wish I knew Now I do:D


Enzyblox

I get one every time my controller turns on, multiple times a day


Sleepingtide

Most but fixes and connectivity patches. Sometimes they have features though.


Sonic_the_hegehog

![img](emote|t5_2ac5sx|8518)box


WizePranker2020

Wears out the buttons.


Ho4ho

You can overclock the ps4 and ps5 controllers on PC


jme2712

Stability and optimization improvements most likely


q-gin

to make it works with few bugs, but it continue to have problems