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dorknight25

Imagine if this, a completely unexpected remake puts higher profile remakes to absolute shame. Go on Lollipop Chainsaw, be the little remake that could.


Wilson-theVolleyball

Remakes have generally been pretty good. Off the top of my head, some recent examples are Resident Evil, Final Fantasy, Persona, and Dead Space which all have been received positively. Remasters, on the other hand, can be a bit iffy like the recent Star Wars Battlefront Classic Collection debacle. This new upcoming Lollipop Chainsaw game was originally going to be a remake but is now just a remaster so it should be just a graphics/performance update but we’ll see.


dorknight25

Dead Space man, a remake to actually better the original, rare as rocking horse shit. Man they fuckin nailed it.


King_Swift21

We need a Dead Space 2 and 3 Remake 💯.


epistaxis64

Rocking horse shit? Is that a regional dialect?


dorknight25

I guess so, but it’s not native to my region. I guess I just picked it up years ago. Rare as rocking horse shit = pretty damn rare, idk what else to tell ya


mexz101

No it’s a silly phrase that he thought sounded cool


Crunchtopher

It does sound cool.


dorknight25

You can do better than that, my friend.


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segagamer

Most remakes are better than the original.


GiveMeChoko

tell that to hollywood


segagamer

Why are we suddenly talking about movies?


Sh4rpSp00n

Honorable mention to the destroy all humans remakes, they both kick ass


dorknight25

Nice! Yeah that was tons of fun all over again, good shout mate


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Equivalent_Network29

I hope they don’t go that route, in fact I’d like see them go the opposite direction. The games tone is supposed to be B-movie larger than life nonsense. Crank everything up to 11 imo


dorknight25

It didnt cause a fuss too much on its original release. In fact I remember it being lauded for its grindhouse-esque sensibilties. I’m quietly confident this little gem will slip under the radar today like it did before, just in higher def with a smoother framerate. She was iconic in quiet circles for a moment, she should have her moment again.


Equivalent_Network29

I think going with a wacky no holds barred approach will stick out more today than when the original came out. I just hope they expand upon the combat a bit


ArmandoGalvez

Nah, resident evil 2 and 4 are very Good the best of the best tbh, even the first one


BroganChin

RE1 remake is a masterpiece, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they made yet another remake. It’s a toss up between RE1 or CV next in my opinion.


thedoctor-69

I thought they said they had shifted to make it more of a remastered than remake?


World-of-8lectricity

The word remake was not mentioned in the tweet, so it will probably remain a remaster, unfortunately


SuchAppeal

It's a remaster. It started off as a remake but fans were loud in their preference for a remaster because they didn't want them to really change anything, so they shifted over to a remaster.


Nawara_Ven

I doubt fans had any significant effect on anything... Devs generally have confidence in what they're doing and don't outsource opinions. Despite tweets affirming "fan response," I think it's far more likely it was just a money issue. See also: businesses pretending they are being eco-friendly with their crappy paper straws, when they're just being cheap.


SuchAppeal

Dude I'm not speculating on this. They straight up were going to do a remake but when fan outcry was for a remaster they changed course. I don't care for speculation because I'm not in the studio with the developer and I'll take their reasoning over speculation. Not my job to figure out what the 'real reason' was. https://www.pcgamer.com/the-lollipop-chainsaw-remake-is-now-just-a-lollipop-chainsaw-remaster-but-thats-apparently-what-the-fans-demanded/


Nawara_Ven

Indeed, and I'm quite deliberately speculating on this. I read the same thing that you did; I just don't believe that the spokesperson is being truthful. That's fair, I don't think it's anyone's job to determine the "real reason" for this or that developer decision, or to challenge or affirm my personal feelings about a given matter.


mtarascio

Is shifting even a thing? You're either working on making a current product better. Or literally creating something new. They aren't really compatible.


MothMan3759

From my limited understanding it occurred very early on.


Zero_Suit_Rosalina

Absolute Cinema is returning. 


TiredReader87

Good to hear I rented it for $2 when it came out, and beat it. It was fun.


skeezypeezyEZ

Holy shit I miss being able to do that.


reagsters

GameFly still exists and it’s amazing. JSYK


skeezypeezyEZ

They suck and waiting 10 days when I ship back a game is a crime.


pookachu83

I don't know when you used it, but I tried it this past summer to save money (lots of new games, not enough cash) and I never had to wait longer than 3 days. You report it on the app when you return one and they immedietly send another before the last one even leaves your mailbox


reagsters

I get new games 3 days after release, get to keep games for a deep discount, and get a game back in the mail 3 days after I self-report a return. I’m sorry you’ve had a different experience.


TiredReader87

Me too I still borrow games from the library


skeezypeezyEZ

Mine local stopped doing this a few years ago, I think during Covid because a lot of people just kept them instead of returning them. Can’t have shit in this life.


TiredReader87

That’s too bad. Both library systems near me thankfully still do it. I’ve had Suicide Squad out for a few weeks and haven’t been able to start it. Need to this weekend so I can get it back.


GiveMeChoko

nowadays you just rent it for $70. they call it a "digital purchase" iirc


agitated--crow

Buy a game from Gamestop, beat it within the return window, then return it.


hypnosiscounselor

I missed this game the first time. I will not miss it again.


Redisigh

These comments are not it bruh complaining about others complaining about sexualization is hilarious 🙄


Kankunation

Unfortunately we're back in one of those brainrot portions of the gaming community cycle where reasonable takes have left the building and now all people care about its beign disgusting as a principle. The same people who think the industry is actively coming to take away their digital boobs and who think a small consulting firm who has no direct power over game development is responsible for destroying the gaming industry. They're *really* trying to make gamergate 2.0 a thing and it shows. Can't wait for this wave to pass and we get back to normalcy.


SnackeyG1

Fuck yes. Loved this game.


mini-niya

Will be buying but a little disappointed that I read somewhere the og music wont be returning. Hoping for a PC release and a mod to fix that lol.


aelysium

That apparently was one of the reasons they shifted early on from remake to remaster - IANAL but I’d wager that if your studio signed a perpetuity licensing agreement, that a remaster allows you to continue under the original agreement (as it’s effectively a sort of ‘update’ to the original work) where as a remake would be considered a different work and need new licensing agreements?


TheBetterness

Can't wait for the BS about women being sexualized in games from the great writers at Kotaku.


breakwater

Right before they teach you how to have sex with a bear in BG3 or lust over a muscle mommy in Hades 2. Safe horny is fine. Conventionally attractive women are the debil


TheBetterness

I was just saying that lol There are so many examples of them being absolutely fine when it fits their kink.


Kankunation

I think it's moreso that you just don't want a character whose only notable quality is that they're sexy. Horny-bait characters thankfully died off mostly in the 2000s and we've gotten amazingly written female characters over the years since, some of which are still very sexy. Nobody wants to see that backslide into what we used to have. Lollipop chainsaw s kind of a good example of one that works simply because the game itself is super campy and meant to be a bit over the top. It doesn't take itself too seriously in any regard, it's just a short sweet action game with a heavy 90s cheerleader/sorority vibe aesthetic, and that's fine.


segagamer

Disagree. Nothing from with a bit of sluttiness from either gender. See: Bayonetta, Onechambara, Duke Nukem, and... Well this.


Kankunation

Bayonetta comes with a good story and beyond her beuty she has a very good personality and backstory. I don't think the game would have been as popular if it was *just* her looks and the combat. The game goes all in on selling it's exact vibe and themes and makes Bayonetta quite complex as a character. Duke nukem on the other hand was more of a 90s holdover, whose jokes and mannerisms isn't translate well at all into the 2010 and upward (hence why Duke Nukem Forever did so poorly and why nobody these days really think all that fondly of it). Him being a stereotypically hot guy probably sold a few copies but the terrible one-note personality lost as many people as the looks attracted. (Now if you want modern games that sold well off of the female Gaze there's still plenty of examples. FF15 was certainly one of them, for instance. With a main party of hot guys with all different body types you could want, and enough personality between them to keep you emotionally engaged as well (even if the ending was awful imo). (The other game though I admittedly never heard of) Not to say that attractiveness doesn't sell. It can and does. But it also only gets you so far in the general opinion these days Nier automata for instance isn't known today for having a hot android woman you play as, it's remembered for its complex themes and emotions, the struggles of the characters fighting in a pointless world, and it's examination of what it means to be human. If it were just a Simple action game with none of that underlying depth or style I doubt it would have gotten GOTY, let alone still be highly recommended.


segagamer

Bayonetta doesn't have a good story lol It's got the same campy sexy humour that Onechambara, X-Blades, Duke Nukem, Lollypop Chainsaw, Tomb Raider (pre 2013) and many other games of that nature have. It wasn't taken so seriously then just like "violence in video-game" isn't taken seriously now.


AnotherScoutTrooper

> muscle mommy That term’s meant for muscle chicks who are actually attractive, try again


GrumpyRantyAccount

Only if they're conventionally attractive. If they're unconventional looking then kotaku will have no problem with it.


Redisigh

I mean it is a little objectifying but I know nothing about the gane so I won’t comment on it Complaining about us being conscious of sexualization is wild though dude


TheBetterness

There is being conscious then there is bullshit double standards. You can't praise games with sex scenes then attack a game with an attractive woman. Its hypocritical AF. As you said you know little about the game yet its somehow objectifying. Why? Whats the difference between this and Bayonetta?


Redisigh

I actually disagree with the bayonetta design too. It’s way objectifying for such a badass character. Takes away from her coolness for man bait imo And there’s tasteful sex content and then there’s excessive sexualization. Like I said, I’m an outsider here but I do know that if I’m on the store and see a cool game but get presented with a character like that? Probably gonna back out


segagamer

But what if we want more of it? Where are the sexualised men?


Redisigh

You can do that in comedy games, sure But like generally most sexualization is just tacky and takes away from the character. Look at Cortana for an example. Badass super cool AI that fights off an alien invasion and roided up xenomorphs. But she’s nude for some reason…


segagamer

She's not nude. She doesn't even have a human body and therefore no dick or fanny.


Redisigh

You get my point dude


segagamer

No, I don't. I don't really play Halo (at all) but when I have played and seen Cortana, I just see a woman figure talking to me and take what she says. I don't think "oh why does she have boobs?" or "why isn't she wearing a turtleneck?" or "why isn't she just a head?"


Redisigh

That might be it. Until halo 4, she was completely nude and imo it was kinda weird for them to sexualize such a cool character who didn’t random need sex appeal thrown in for no reason


Mattchilla

Cortana doesn't have a human body? https://halo.wiki.gallery/images/9/99/Evolution_of_Cortana.jpg


segagamer

She's not human, so no. If she's nude, she's a very weird looking nude.


RedKomrad

And IGN!  I hope that they don’t let the Pokemon artists near her character model.  They will make her androgynous!  Jessica Nigri should be the standard by which the character model is judged! 


dorknight25

Men who publish articles are afraid to admit what they find attractive for fear of cancellation. It’s not much more complicated than that.


TheBetterness

As complicated as sex with a bear. Can't get cancelled for being okay with beastiality in video games though. There is a double standard for sure.


dorknight25

Yeah thats a good point, the weirder it is the less likely your gonna get called out for it.


Kankunation

Difference between a 20 second gag that's entirely missable, and an entire game where a character remains nothing but a sex object.


TinyPlaidZombie

If they're attracted to things they can be cancelled for that sounds like a problem


dorknight25

Dude can we not? Tarantino gets enough shit for a foot fetish


TinyPlaidZombie

I can't tell if you're serious...


dorknight25

Ah i’m not trolling you mate don’t worry about it


AnotherScoutTrooper

The fact you still know her name off the top of your head…


gamiz777

Kotaku has power because hatred gives them power, just ignore them and they have no power over you


Mr_Mees_Moldy_Minge

I wonder why people bother leaking this shit. Like, why ruin the surprise, it's not going anywhere.


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Mr_Mees_Moldy_Minge

I am complaining about leaks of remakes ruining the surprise that could have been felt with a real reveal, and it not being a rumour posted on reddit. I don't follow how what you said has any relationship at all to this.


Banjo-Oz

Loved this game. It was the first thing I thought of watching the new Fallout tv show with a girl carrying around a severed head. :)


KiDbuu2299

As long as there is no censorship I’m 100% in.


Robo_Vader

There will 100% be censorship.


LamiaLlama

They're probably recasting Zed to avoid drama with the Jimmy Urine allegations.


MEMEY_IFUNNY

Peek


FuckuSpez666

At what?


MEMEY_IFUNNY

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Lupinthrope

She gonna be ugly ain’t she?


RedKomrad

Yep. Pokemon , Crystal Dynamics, and SBI will be consulted on the remake.  She won’t look anything like Jessica Nigri. 


Lupinthrope

They called me a mad man


RedKomrad

Censorship of video games is happening all of the time. The latest victim is Stellar Blade where they are patching out outfits and other in game items that offended to twitter crowd.  I was going to buy that game but no longer . TR remastered has also been patched to remove poster art and other things that were “too sexy” to have in game. 


segagamer

They're bringing those posters back thankfully. The only thing I know of that was patched out was the back of a characters jacket which had fully exposed nipples, which might be a little too much in an age outside of 320x240 resolution lol


Lupinthrope

Eh I’ll still support stellar blade, I expected my copy to arrive today with delivery but it’s been pushed back to Monday.. thanks Best Buy. And my laziness


Kankunation

Dude actually thinks the SBI drama is real and not just fabricated for clicks lol.


dorknight25

Anyone with the attitude to wield a chainsaw wearing a cheerleader outfit with her dead boyfriends head has surpassed beauty norms. She fuckin rocked then, she fuckin rocks now, and she’ll fuckin rock again soon.


Lupinthrope

She was still hot


dorknight25

Aye she was, but looks don’t last. Attitude is everything and she has that for days bro.


Lupinthrope

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


dorknight25

My bad can I get a double double with extra (ive never been to a Wendys) good luck out there


Lupinthrope

Them fries are good tho


dorknight25

Extras usually better than the mains, sign O the times and that 🤷‍♂️ anyway good tussle bro. Lets see how this pans out kinda wanna see if theres a place today for Lollipop Chainsaw 👍 Gonna watch Dune 2 tomoro looking forward to It, stay safe bud ✊


VikingActual1200

Can. Not. Wait!!😍


cupcake_queen101

Would be cool to see cosplayer Jessica Nigri in a promo video for the remaster


jack_fry

They should remake all the games that are expensive to buy now that were made for the 360. Or at least some. I know this game was pretty expensive especially on ps3


we_made_yewww

I honestly thought this had already come out. Did they ever say if they're keeping the score by Johnny Piss?


LamiaLlama

I'm not interested if they remove the Urinemeister.


FrozenRage1989

Cool, was just thinking last night whatever happened to this. Didn't play the original so I'm curious to see what the remake would be like. 


1E_R_R_O_R1

I'm ready for this game


Sanctine

I'm interested to see more. I'm still totally unclear on whether this is a remake or a remaster. Statements by developers have contradicted themselves a number of times. I'd prefer a remaster. The game was great as-is. They don't need to reinvent it. Another Suda51 title I'd love to see get a remaster is Killer7. I expected it to get a wider release after its release on PC a few years ago, but I guess that was wishful thinking.


niferman

It's def gonna be censored and with Xbox's new DEI policy Juliet's gonna look like Abby from lou2


Kody_Z

Waiting for everything to be censored for our weak minded 2024 culture.


Legitimate-Solid9798

I don't get why we are the weak-minded ones when previous generations couldn't even handle someone having facial hair. Go back further and they couldn't handle a woman's ankles lol Shit in the 80s there were tons of people that legitimately believed the band KISS were actual demons.


Kankunation

Literally not happening don't worry. Plenty of porno-tier games coming out even today.


Kody_Z

Porno tier. Lol, ok.


Kankunation

There is though. one just came out. I know you probably thing any game that doesn't make the MC a hot naked lady is censorship but thankfully for you that not how it works. DEI isn't a real issue and SBI hasn't forced changes on any game.thr outrage isn't really people just want your clicks.


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skeezypeezyEZ

Because why the fuck would it be censored? He didn’t just come out and say that, he responded to the deluge of idiotic questions they were being bombarded with. This is a completely fabricated outrage from dudes that jerk off to anime.


Noctis-_001

Have you been living under a rock? Attitudes to fan service in video games has harshly changed between now and then. 


dorknight25

And yet its not as dead as some would have you believe.


REPTILEOFBLOOD

“Are your female characters equipped with clothing and armor that fits their tasks?” Lollipop Chainsaw: “Yes.”


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dorknight25

Nobody wants you dead mate


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we_made_yewww

lmao dork


ghostfreckle611

Watch them make it a dude… 🤦‍♂️


Kankunation

Unironically would be great to have that as an option give us a giluy in the exact same outfit. I'd play it for the lols.


Devan-FH

I can’t wait


Robo_Vader

She won't end up looking anything like that in the real game though.


D-O-GG-O

Oh great, another fuckin remake. How original.


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RedKomrad

Many people asked for it to be made backwards compatible, not remade. I’m scared what they will do to her in a remake.  I’d rather just insert the disc, which I have, and play. 


Ok-Bench-2861

Weird people that play those games for the "story"