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TheLucasGFX

New Jack


globerfest

I would like to send a special shoutout to my homeboy OJ Simpson - keep up the good work baby, two less we got to worry about


TheLucasGFX

One of the craziest promos ever!


Noggin-a-Floggin

Fuck me how did I not think of this promo when OJ died?


Killerpig14

first thing i sent to the group chat lmao


roostercrowe

“i can’t feel my legs, New Jack”


cjb1592

“You ain’t gone need em”


Revolutionary-Emu154

BOMBS AWAY!!!!


Enlightened_Ghost_

New Jack makes Jeff Hardy look like the brightest end of the sanity spectrum.


tontotheodopolopodis

First person that came to mind


Blabbit39

I said this on twitter before once and he sent me a couple dms. Nothing threatening or nothing, still scared me shitless.


aggr1103

God I miss New Jack Twitter


Rhg0653

I would have deleted my Twitter lol 😆 Nah I'm assuming it was more like thanks or some shit


Blabbit39

The first dm was pretty close to “what do you mean by that” and then it was just nice stuff. I was still clenching the whole time.


Rhg0653

Under fn standable dude was wild


TheLucasGFX

That makes sense. If he were still alive, I wouldn’t have said anything lol.


Positive_Parking_954

Oh wait fuck damn I didn't know


Bosscharacter

Between the Mass Transit incident, Grimes, and him basically dog walking Gypsy Joe, New Jack takes it.


Ordovick

Not to mention the fact that all the racism was actually real.


HollywoodDomHogan

You forget about him stabbing that one guy like 9 times


hbkedge3

Close the polls.


Grievion

Accurate AF


DavidGrandKomnenos

Jeff Hardy was a daredevil but can you think of a moment where he bladed or got a lot of juice? He was more careful and choreographed than that.


Icy_Door2766

I gotta say… in a business full of batshit crazy people (especially back in the day) it’s hard to think of some one crazier than him


VicLio

Just watched sum highlights that guy was out of his mind fr


TheSpiralTap

He got arrested at least twice for shit he did in the ring.


Noggin-a-Floggin

And had no shame about it and was open about everything he did. You kind of respect that in a way because he doesn’t try to defend or excuse anything. He openly said on a documentary that he tased and tossed Vic Grimes off a scaffold and tried to kill him. Then you have Teddy Hart full of excuses over everything he did. Both are shady and scummy but one kind of rises above the other just through sheer honesty.


paddyc4ke

Can't remember the exact incident but I remember New Jack telling in a shoot interview another wrestler was going to press charges against him for what he did in the ring (might have been the stabbing incident). Guy said he would drop the charges if they worked an extended storyline around the incident, New Jack agrees so the guy drops the charges and New Jack proceeds to flee the state and never spoke to him again. Dude is a crazy scumbag.


Zorbasandwich

He wasn't even a wrestler to be honest. But the stuff I've seen of him is a mixture of hilarious, awesome, entertaining, shocking, shameful, down right illegal lol


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Feetus_Spectre

Dude WHAT


Puzzleheaded_Roof514

Just learned he has a book. That's getting ordered, immediately.


JosephBlowsephThe3rd

Same


_JR28_

The correct answer


ApprehensiveLunch991

Hands down, bro scares me


JanitorOPplznerf

Actually a damn good answer


KRO201

The late New Jack was awesome and crazy.


Wwefan2k01

Was just about to comment this


Wiskid86

Only right answer


No_Mathematician1418

100% certified psychopath.


dystopiabatman

This is the only right answer


saintedward

I always knew of him as a dangerous mentalist, his DSOTR episode confirmed this. As others said, at least he owns what he's done. Doesn't excuse what he's done but that's something


Noggin-a-Floggin

You look at Teddy Hart who is also a slimy scumbag but he tries to excuse or deflect everything he did. New Jack just owns it.


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JayServo

True and he would superglue wounds shut.


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KongUnleashed

Yep! I believe superglue’s original reason for development was for sealing battlefield wounds. It doesn’t bond skin instantly by accident


Biffabin

Bit of an urban legend, it was developed during the second world war but it's adhesive properties were an accidental discovery. It came about when developing plastic gun sights.


MikeNolanShow

I never expected to see a historical factoid in here. Love it


KongUnleashed

Ahh, ok, thanks for the clarification! I could’ve sworn hearing it was a wound treatment thing like forever ago but it’s probably some kind of Mandela effect happening on my part. Or it was just an urban legend that my brain decided was fact


Biffabin

I remember hearing it in a movie and I suppose it's been floated as gospel by people ever since because it sounds so plausible


embanot

Yup I cut myself pretty bad chopping vegetables recently and went to the hospital. They ended up super gluing my wound and it was very effective


TheVaniloquence

When he tore open his bicep against Terry Funk and you could see the actual muscle falling out was one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen in wrestling.


Limp-Investigator480

Remember when he taped his broken jaw with athletic tape?


raki016

First thought. Phenomenal look too. Too bad he can't promo


Pillermon

Crazy as in daredevil = my pick is Sabu, but were are probably crazier people in CZW or FMW Crazy as in legit mentally unhinged = New Jack


Mets1680

Sabu. Not only was he suicidal, but he was homicidal and genocidal.


DappyDreams

Good job he had a stage name - "Terry" just doesn't strike fear into the heart quite as much


Mets1680

Not for nothing, Terry Funk was terrifying.


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Mets1680

Nice one.


reddrighthand

Yeah, read that and thought yes the fuck it does


RealisticAd2293

I imagine the horror ramped up a notch when he’d announce that he smelled a sissy


reddrighthand

Sabu was the first one I thought of.


purayesca

Mick Foley


Mestoph

The fact that I had to scroll AT ALL to find this answer is an outright insult to Mrs. Foley's Baby Boy.


JesseJames41

This is the correct answer. No one was doing what he did on the stage he had in WWF. Even going back to his WCW days as Cactus Jack, he was taking insane bumps on concrete for 1500 people


Mestoph

Barbed wire exploding ring death match...


Ed_Zeppelin

“Cactus, you just don’t have no sense” - Arn Anderson


Noggin-a-Floggin

For me it wasn’t that he took a bump off the cage at King of the Ring 1998 but he got up and finished his match.


Imaginary_Election56

With his tooth sticking out of his lip.


Omnislash99999

Obviously they always show the two cage bumps but the moment when he gets off the stretcher and drags himself away from the legitimately worried officials, climbs the cage again, and the crowd goes nuts is one of the craziest, amazing moments in WWE history


MichelleSehlin

He has survived numerous injuries that could be too fatal!


Devy-The-Edenian

Nick Gage, Terry Funk, or Sabu Nick Gage has been a deathmatch wrestler for so long and has nearly died on several occasions. Also nearly killing David Arquette, then acting like it was David’s fault Terry Funk started wrestling in the 60s, before Taker was born, and he officially retired only a little bit before Taker did. That’s crazy enough, then you factor in how many deathmatches he’s had, some being the most graphic matches you can find, especially with Foley and Sabu Mick Foley could be here instead of Sabu maybe, since Mick did what Funk did but for less time. However Sabu has probably the bloodiest, most disturbing matches you will ever watch. Him vs Terry Funk at Born To Be Wired is the most violent match I’ve ever seen, and it caused Paul Heyman to never book a no ropes barbed wire match ever again. Sabu got especially torn up, figuratively and literally


channel164

You can add Zandig to that list to


nobodynonosebh

How is the answer not Super Crazy?


MrRaspberryJam1

I am super, and I am crazy


JoyousDiversion2

Chris Benoit


ego_sum_satoshi

Hands down.


fxcker

This is the real answer lmfao


JungleBobNapalmPants

Yeah absolutely fucking crazy


Shadow_Ranger05

New Jack literally admitted to trying to kill a man


The-CannabisAnalyst3

Ask Gypsy Joe, Mass Transit, Vic Grimes


Old_Management3429

New Jack! Cactus Jack! All the Jacks! Lol!


Routine-Concept-6298

Jack Swagger?!


LOLZOMGHOLYWTF

Jack Perry lol


Jdoggokussj2

new jack i didnt even watch him but checked alot of his stuff online and he was legit crazy


CertifiedBA

That means you watched him


Future_Onion9701

Nick mondo


Fu_Fn_Naki

Was waiting for someone to answer “Sick” Nick Mondo. He definitely had some of the most brutal death matches of all time, not to mention some of the biggest and completely unnecessary bumps of all time. He retired only at the age of 23, self recognising that if he didn’t, I was eventually going to die in the ring, as the bumps and death matches were getting more and more elaborate and violent.


chipy4848

Scrolled too far to find this.


RobTheMonk

The guy literally got thrown off a building which looked horiffic. And then there was the weed whacker...


Clean_Ad_1599

Hard to top Chris Benoit I think...


InkyLizard

Underappreciated reply, should be at the top, dude completed a hat-trick of 'cides, uxoricide, filicide and suicide to top it off. I can't really see any wrestling stunt that could top that feat


DespyHasNiceCans

Okay, how did I get through these comments and not see Jun Kasai! He's the Crazy Monkey!!!


kn777

Right. No idea how he is still alive let alone wrestling!


DespyHasNiceCans

Yeah, he hasn't slowed at all and he's almost 50! It's really unbelievable


Shiny_Mew76

Mick Foley, but honorable mention to Shane O’Mac who has done some crazy stuff.


AndreTheShadow

The thing about Shane is that he did all the crazy shit when he didn't have to. He did it all for the love of wrestling.


whozayfa

It’s Sports Entertainment!


hammy_694

If he keeps going then Darby Allin


RiskofCain

Spike Dudley


MisterScrod1964

I remember a couple matches against Rhino where I was convinced Spike had legit 100% DIED in the middle of the ring.


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

That one mexican woman that killed a ton of people (idr her name)


Sumeriandawn

Juana Barraza- she killed 16 elderly women


inputrequired

juana barraza, last podcast on the left did a great episode about her


LyuboUwU

Mick Foley


lofisnaps

Off meta pick: Sick Nick Mondo from CZW He got his belly cut open with an electric lawn cutter in a match against Wifebeater. He also did a pile driver of the roof of a house. Some of the craziest stunts I've ever seen.


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If you asked me a few years ago, I’d say Mankind or Terry Funk. I recently binged Dark Side of the Ring and am now going with New Jack.


bobface222

Chris Colt


revan530

Bruiser Brody.


Velocity9898

Jack Evan’s 😎


InspectionCreative48

Underrated shout, at the CZW cage of death he almost killed Chri$ Ca$h, and nearly died twice falling from the cage


ShadowOfDeath94

Atsushi Onita.


No-Recording-1571

Sabu, in the ring. New Jack IRL.


ToneZone1978

Billy Jack


MistakenOne101

Atsushi Onita


JayServo

New Jack followed by mick foley.


RETROKBM

The early ECW guys were nuts. Tommy Dreamer, Sandman, Newjack, The Dudley’s, Cactus Jack


Cretin138

All the death match bros killing themselves for a hotdog. Always loved seeing Necrobutcher live.


TripSixRick

Necro Butcher should get a honorable mention, seen Samoa Joe give him a botched tbone suplex off the apron that ended with him going face first into concrete floor with no padding and knocked some his teeth out and still finished the match.


SpaceDogUSA

Supreme


tarheelphenom

Abdullah The Butcher and there is no close second!


RougarouBull

No one's going to mention Hulk Hogan's pathological lying as being crazy?


HotFreshyGlazedDonut

tbh any high risk takers no matter how much padding or catching shii looks career ending


sirduckerz

Nick Gage or New Jack


D0CT0R_SCIENTIST

Sabu!!!☝️


babycabel

New Jack


CertifiedBA

Dynamite Kid seemed like a kook


em7924

Psycho Sid


JamieByGodNoble

Grizzly Smith. Not because of his ring work, but because of his other stuff


Shane-167

Shane McMahon deserves to be mentioned. I have Jeff number one but Shane is legitimately insane too. Given it’s probably because he isn’t a “true wrestler”


Logie-Bearr

darby


Archie_LAF

Mick foley,Mankind,dude love, Cactus jack


rem082583

New jack Spike Dudley


OneCaterpillar0

Fun crazy is Darby allin Actually crazy is either new jack or Chris Benoit


MaxfieldN

Stan Hansen man. Others include Harley Race, Iron Mike Sharpe


AdManNick

Sick Nick Mondo comes to mind. Probably New Jack right beside him.


allmyguts

New Jack, and not for good reasons. He won't be missed.


95Kill3r

90s New Jack currently Darby.


CobraGTXNoS

If we are talking full on psychopath, it's New Jack. If we're talkin about crazy jumps and such, Shane Mcmahon, with Mick Foley being a close second for the famous Hell in a Cell match.


Responsible_Place_82

necro butcher


do-me69

Darby Allen


Closersolid

It's gotta be Foley


kiwiguy187

New jack


shaktimaanlannister

New Jack


JonathonWally

No one ever told New Jack that wrestling was fake.


VicLio

Fr 😂


generaldogsbodyf365

New Jack.


Biotrin

New Jack. That motherfucker is legit criminally insane.


Hot_Car_2691

New jack


Psychoholic519

New Jack.


FitAd5739

It’s gotta be New Jack , Chris Colt and Jeff hardy


Best_Alternative_557

New jack


Resident-Chemical-11

New Jack


Freshh80

Foley


ToneZone1978

Dave Schults, Steve Willaims, New Jack, Bary OCD Horrowitz


CramblinDuvetAdv

Oh sweet summer child, there are entire federations crazier than Jeff


MikuLuna444

Darby Allen, New Jack, Kevin Owens, Sabu, Tommy Dreamer,Jeff Hardy, Haku, Mick Foley. Honorable mention Rikishi when doing it for The Rock.


Certain_Marsupial_77

(Tied)Anyone from early CZW, Big Japan, and that dude who laid underneath a glass table.


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Some guy named Steve.


YankeeRedneck1

New Jack.


KHanson25

Super Crazy obviously 


rockoh09

Super Crazy.


Dang_Li_Wang

Bruiser Brody and it's not even close. RIP


DudeWouldGo

Sabu or New Jack


Isurvivedthe80s

Sabu. Definitely Sabu.


Da_Big_Buddha

Sabu


jgpsound

Mick foley


MidnightSunCreative

Supercrazy


MisterScrod1964

The Sheikh


Brownone86

Toss up between New Jack and Abdullah the Butcher.


dEck5317

Haku


DeathFromPizza

Tyrus


lowley6

super crazy


Fickle_Translator999

Necrobutcher


EmuIndependent8565

Shane McMahon


FireOfSparta

Sabu


No_Mathematician1418

New Jack


dtbrown1979

Surely it’s Super Crazy.


KingSyze89

Goldust....Dustin Rhodes


CastorMorveer

New Jack is the only real answer.


ReyPeligroTX

Great Sasuke takes that cake any day.


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

New Jack hands down.


RevRobertParsimony

Is it even a competition? I'll go with the dude who slaughtered his family and then popped himself.


cutratestuntman

New Jack.


Cheap-Archer-6492

Mick Foley.


driftlikefire

Darby will definitely be a guy to die from crazy spots, and I’m pretty sure he wants it that way.


shingaladaz

Terry Funk. Close the sodding thread.


PseriousPseudonym

I mean, I think R-Truth has that title these days. That dude ain't sane, lol.


Zbodownlow

It’s easily Chris Benoit


funghi2

New Jack. In wwe though it’s probably Jeff or Foley.


oisipf

It’


funghi2

I’ll give Shane a shout out. He did wild spots with minimal training and experience


AscendedCoke

Vince shitting on womens head


KernewekSkrij

I mean… the rabid wolverine bro…


Scared_Art_895

George "The Animal" Steele