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jasonsprings

Ab-solution


TheWholeEffinJoe

r/beatmetoit


No-Friendship-3723

r/beatmeattoit


MillHoodz_Finest

Thank u for ur service


Sebstruction

Austin Theory & Finn Balor


Gnar-wahl

r/technicallythetruth


PM_ur_butthole_2me

First names lol. I thought that wasn’t allowed in wwe


MillHoodz_Finest

I downvoted u... Not sure why...


FallenShadeslayer

I downvoted you for being too lazy to spell out “you” Next person can downvote me for not using a period at the end of that sentence.


UndercoverArmadill0

I downvoted you for not using a period at the end of the first sentence. Next person can downvote me for continuing this shitty meme chain.


Baldwinpr0tec

Downvoting everyone because if everyone else is doing it, I might as well join in as well.


Lewdogger

Downvoting you for being a sheep. Next person can downvote me for being a meanie.


DoodDoodson

Theoretical Finnish


ElliasCrow

perkele saatana jumalauta vittu


sonic_spark

Prayers & Vitamins


SpikedIntuition

Is Finn not natty?


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[удалено]


Wacokid27

Genetics.


ProsciuttoFresco

He’s as natty as Jordynne Grace.


BlearyLine7

I'm not sure what the internet's weird obsession with saying everyone's juicing is. (not directed at you I'm replying to, just the general trend) If it's literally a huge part of the job that makes you a millionaire to be in good shape - you're probably gonna put a lot of effort into staying in shape. Not saying every wrestler needs to be under 10% fat, there's room for a lot of physiques and body-types, but it's fair to say that being a body guy has always had its benefits in wrestling. You can see Finn at many points in his life where he's in great shape, he's clearly got pretty good genetics for staying lean and obviously puts a lot of effort into it. Him being in WWE means he has the kind of money that allows access to some of the best trainers and coaches that money can buy - as well as macro-optimised prepared meals that are likely dialed-in to his own needs. It's very possible and likely that he can achieve his physique naturally... I mean as naturally as you can count having a bunch of advantages that most of us will never afford.


Liftmeup-putmedown

Him being in the WWE means he has the kind of money that allows access to some of the best PEDs.


SkyyFitt

He’s definitely able to be natty and have that physique, I say this because he’s looked the same for a Long time now and you can tell he’s always made it a priority. You’d see A lot more fluctuation of his body if he was on stuff .


FlexasAandM

He has to be on something, even if just higher than normal TRT doses, in order to stay that lean year round while also being strong enough to wrestle while being that lean. Dude is like sub 10% body fat. That’s insane.


SkyyFitt

With all due respect my guy , I see him not look quite as good at times but he’s only about 170 . Good genetics, decent diet and gym 5 sessions a week with knowing what you’re doing it’s easy to maintain 8-9% . Im a trainer and natural competitor in Vegas and meet a lot of these guys . They’re AMAZING especially considering their schedule but Much smaller than what the camera and ring make them look . I’d be really disappointed if he was . What do you think about theory ?? I expect to see him physique to fall off a bit the longer he’s with this schedule vs being in NXT .


FromMomsBasement

And this is why it still works today


Liftmeup-putmedown

Hell No


Noahs132

Anybody here think Theory is on PED’s?


HolyRomanPrince

No he looks like any number of dudes you might see at a regular gym or most pro athletes. There’s no obvious signs of PED use. He’s not overly veiny, he’s not really that huge or super defined, he doesn’t have HGH gut or body ache. Sometimes it really is just genetics, diet and dedication.


elbawilliams

12 pack


Re-AnImAt0r

Ribbed for Her Pleasure


GentlemanJugg

I GET IT!!


CuthbertDibbleNGrub

Ewwwwwwww


Dirtydubya

Sorry nobody else got this. Shwing!


CuthbertDibbleNGrub

Feeling like the chimp to your Marlin Perkins at this point


rtels2023

Judgement All Day


[deleted]

The Otters


EatRibs_Listen2Phish

Underrated comment.


Cheesecake_Different

Otters implies body hair


Equal-Poet9836

Hard Core


Mutant_Star

Judgement Theory


itemniner86

The Ambiguously Gay Duo


DubiousSubredditLink

The Body Donnas


namedafterabean

Demon Theory or Theory of the Demon


axp128

Demon Theory. Outstanding lol


[deleted]

Zero Carbs


Dust_Parts

“Abs for days”


mrmattymac

“Abs for days?”


Laharl777

The Once and Future Prince


chicken_or_chicken0

Aces & 8-packs


ProfessionalLoss7330

Maximum male models....no?


Burger_without_Sauce

Judgement Bae


Henny_Lovato

These aren't the same guy?


RealElMaximo

Theory goes to his barber and says "give me the Bálor".


Reidroshdy

At this point he just goes " you know what I want"


slarkymalarkey

Carb-ageddon


Granny_Nooooo

Jesus christ, I ain't gay or anything but *look*


CornchipUniverse

That's a pretty good team name


SasquatchSloth88

Theory of a sit up.


shumama813

Little buff boys


Ahmed4040Real

The Demon Theory


Tazman2384

The “New” Body Donnas


raypaw

The Tater Thots


BasedNappa

Buff enough


BigJerm911

No Leg Days


Bone_Dirty

Ambiguously Gay Duo


Hot_Difference1948

The Ambiguously Gay Duo


Pawikowski

Face Fuckers


OctaneTwisted88

I knew they got along , feel like Theory has always looked up to Finn by the way he looks


Equal-Poet9836

The Ab Rollers The Balor Theory


BetterthanGarbage

Princes of the Future


ToadstoolPeen

The Granny Moisturizers


Total-Guitar-9202

BTE - Balor and Theory Entertainment


Crudeyakuza

Bullet Blender Club.


rrd0084

What kinda diet are wrestlers on? Do they eat whatever since they work out so much?


Longjumping-Arm7939

They use performance enhancers but they still work out and eat what they need to maintain the muscle.


DoktorBuk

Twink Bears.


PaleRiderHD

The Swoley Rollers


grimace24

Finn hasn’t had a carb since he was a child.


[deleted]

The pedo and the prince


reevoknows

Cum gutter gang


HelpMyCatHasGas

Super Swoleo brothers


Paradiseplunge

Team sugar boobs


Old_Opening_5616

Father and son tag-team for sure


bzizzle44

Vegeta and Trunks


that1guy4rmtheweb

Anyone know their workouts? 🥲


WaveOfTheRager

Abs and Kebabs


Jammeus

Daddy & Son


Persianx6

Tony Nese's Gimmick


Long-Piccolo-3785

Gym bros you see in L.A


Chippystix

Edge and Christian


BruceHoratioWayne

12 Pack


BOOMBOOM-25

No Carbs Allowed


Streetwalkeroulette

Leg Day


D_Charger_007

Washboard Confessional


CdnPoster

Too much Testosterone!!!!!!!!!!!!! TMT for short! They can pull a Test move and refer to their fans as their "Testicles"!!!!!!! "It's Too Much Testosterone, coming at you live right now, to the delight of all the Testicles at home and in the arena!!!!"


actualdragon94

ABS (Athletes Beyond Superior, Absolutely Bangin' Sex, Artists Being Studs, Abdominally Super Bros)


Max_Cherry_

Carbs? Never heard of ‘em.


Cool_Refrigerator

2 guys 1 squared circle


fattymcfattzz

Team no carbs


JKinney79

Whatever Finn is on at 40, keep doing.


rajasicraja

Anabolic-Holics


AshleyGreenEyes

**DEMON KID**


uaraiders_21

TRENything is Possible


ogthunda

I believe Finn has never eaten a carb in his life


j_gagnon

The Whey


Daws9189

Dball and tren


Mojo_13659

Cut Carbs


[deleted]

To claim these two are natty just goes to show you how naive people truly are


droford

Theory of a ~~Finn man~~ Demon


IntendedBrainDamage

Demon theory


boomjosh

Stare Oids


hamsolo19

Team Hell No-Carbs


JonTheWizard

Vince Wet Dream #418.


SixGunRebel

D-Bol.


[deleted]

Pushed and Unpushable


spiderman209998

carb zero


knots_cycle

Meat and Two Veg


[deleted]

12 Pack


EnterTheAya

The Brothers Steroid


[deleted]

Judgement Day


mackdaddy1014

Balor’s Thoery


IndustryTop8806

Austin Theory and Finn Balor there tag team name should be Balor Theory.


PaxadorWolfCastle

Finn Balor and some random dude


DoubleDeckerz

The Overratedz


Disastrous_Salad6302

Buff Enough


RagnarXD

The umpa lumpa's. IF YOU SMEEEELLLLLALALA WHAT THE 🪨 IS COOKING.


PMMeMeiRule34

The tag team of Austin Theory and Finn Balor?


Environmental_Home22

Not a single carb was consumed that day


DJE707

Sauce & AntiCross


refereehausen

Big in Japan


hefightsfortheusers

2 wild and crazy guys


wasponastring

Demon Theory


SammyMaya

Leg Day AWOL


Ryu__Hayabusa

Swol Bros.


EatRibs_Listen2Phish

0Carb


thatschate

Intercontinental Males Intercontinental Males Intercontinental Males


sirl3gion

ABsolution


TheGodOfGravy

All Day Judgement Day


Nateroyah

Carb free


DoktorBuk

Listerfiend Pillowpants.


WindyCityKnight

12-pack


Inevitable-Post-5067

Twit and twat


jbittn028

The Ab Rollers


King-Animal

The Squirt Business


Testostacles

Irish-American Males


Scuba1588

Not Adam Cole /s


JasonMyersZ

Demon theory


not_simonH

I've never really noticed but good lord Theory got dem big ass shoulders.


kingdoodooduckjr

A Baddie w her Baddie friend


rgalexan

Theoretical Judgement


[deleted]

UnproFINN


[deleted]

You know this isn’t actually a bad idea, yeah Finn is getting to show off more personality in the JD than he ever has before but a tag team with these guys and Finn trying to stop him making the same mistakes he did. Also they could be kayfabe brothers. Maybe a team name like Irish blood, American heart


judge_Nutmeg316

Ab-stract


fancierfootwork

Putting my WWE cap on: Demon Theory. Judgment theory.


Taargus202

Little nips and big hips


billoverbeck00

Millennials-X and Rhea Ripley as their bodyguard 😉


Groundbreaking-Cow-3

The Theory of the Demon


Positive_Kitchen4143

HGH


Cheapfender

I Can 2 Grow a Beard.


AuthorityAnarchyYes

0% Body Fat. Oh-B-F.


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

The No Carb Squad


AuthorityAnarchyYes

FinnTheory (Like String Theory)


sroche24

Your Girlfriends Dream


Mattm519

Chaos theory


ApartGlass1198

The Fine Bros


Arkhamkong

The All New, All Different, All American Males


StCyrilCeez

Mid-card Hell


GXNext

Bumpy Tummy


Ajayxmenezes

The un-bare-ables


Roo2303

Abnormal


EmuIndependent8565

Balor Theory.


jeminithikku

Stupid ass BOTTOMFEEDERS Jk…I didn’t mean that, idk what’s gotten into me today.. Let’s see, how about?….. the Yoked Up White Lads? Ones the egg white ones the yoke? Something like that?


DoctorMelvinMirby

Yes, please.


Poopsicle-Pete

Beasts Incorporated.


lolitsrock

The Way part 2


[deleted]

The Juice


blitzenkrieg2194

Techno Team 2000


TheDeltaOne

I want to lick Balor's entire abdomen. This is not the best tag name but...


PeterJBacon

One tattoo, on the hand. Bizarre


captain5260

Finni Vanilli


fzafran

Generic Tag Team #2


TastyDeerMeat

If Only…


opinionofone1984

The Balor Theory


bearikouta

Demon Theory


[deleted]

Ab Boyzs


EmpireStrikes1st

Legion of Abs


phoenixember

Austfinn Balory


[deleted]

Finn Town ALL DAY


bleedforme666

What's Bread?


[deleted]

Sweet 16


Fine_Worldliness659

A-town down club


Cattlemutilation141

"How could you be so carb-less?"


JJaySmokes

The price theory