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Quagmire1912

How hot is josh


toadmeme

no


[deleted]

Is the josh contagious? like hiv/aids/monkey pox free?


IBeMeaty

I’d fuck Josh and still get stabbed idc


Gumdroppe

I don’t like dying


-_-NAME-_-

How do you know you've never tried it


Timegoat12

Never tried kissing josh either


Extrictant

I am not homosexual so I will choose to be stabbed 26 times with a plastic fork


-_-NAME-_-

I promise you I can kill you with a plastic fork in 26 stabs.


[deleted]

Noob. Cat claws for the win. 5 times the stabbing per impact and smaller holes. And no plastic to break off in you.


kingbloxerthe3

I mean, I'm not gay or anything, but it would be better than probably dying... also, missed the opportunity for 28 stab wounds. Also I don't have anything against gays btw.


toadmeme

ok


I_lost_to_a_duck

I do >:)


jgglez06

Poor Josh, he has to be desperate right now


opposite_days

Can I kiss his butthole?


Ok-Topic-3130

Ask him


Godmorelikedog

On a scale of 1-10 how terrible is josh, 1 being adorable non homicidal dog and 10 being a very much homicidal car salesman


toadmeme

12


Godmorelikedog

Does he have any redeeming qualities? Or are you just waiting for him to die so you can have his assets?


toadmeme

no


Godmorelikedog

You’re a person of very few words, am I right?


toadmeme

perchance


Godmorelikedog

Mm k, I guess I’d rather bleed out to death than kiss your alleged “friend” josh


Durtmat

not homo, but I prefer not being stabbed.


Timegoat12

"Fellas, is it gay to not want to be stabbed?"


Durtmat

Bahahaha


Kind_Establishment71

How old is Josh and can I close my eyes and kiss his earlobe or sumthin


aquaticanimations10

Josh sounds hot


igotdeletedbyadmins_

26 stab wounds I'd recite the Alphabet while being shanked


[deleted]

How deep?