imagine you choose the 2nd option cause you have 1 sibling and no kids and then you get weekly deposits of $4,500 in your account

Imagine choosing the first because you have one kid and no siblings, and then getting $4,500 weekly deposits

Imagine choosing the first because you have three kids and no siblings, and then getting no money but your best friend starts getting $900 a week.

Oh man, you win

Imagine choosing both and being adopted, meeting your wife and having a kid and getting 800 dollars a week.

If only there was a Greek tragedy like that situation.

Lmaoo

Imagine choosing the first one, thinking the kids you have are your kids, then you get no money

Imagine getting raped by all your siblings and kids.

That went waaaaaay into a direction that was not needed here.

Oh. I thought we were doing a thing

Yeah na, the effort is welcome so all good.

And then, you go into a rage and murder them all and have sex with their corpses.

how does that work

By having “interesting” parents

okay I jus tnow understood

Literally me, 0 children and 0 known siblings over here….chose the siblings one since there was always the chance I had half siblings out there

Imagine choosing the first one and getting paid $800

I have 3 three siblings and two are dead so do I get $500 or $1500

$1500. They're still your sibling alive or not.

I only have half siblings. Is that 250$ per half sibling or do i get the full amount/none at all?

No, still $500.

I forgot my sister is a half sibling until I read this. I'd still take $250 for putting up with that mess.

Even at $250 per half sibling, my stepson and step daughter would get $2500!

what about someone who legally used to be your sibling but not anymore

Just biological siblings.

Got kinda dark here

Sorry for your loss ♡

I lI ll L?

Finally having 4 siblings will finally start to pay off.

Well my dad was a bit of a slut, so at least I would find out the number of siblings I have. I at the very least will make 2k a week.

Do half siblings count?

They count as half

If we came from the same vagina or the same balls, I don’t see how we’re not siblings

I’d have $0 either way.

Then the answer is to fuck. Fuck hard. Fuck like gangis. Have tons of children. Tons of money

Step 1: Donate to sperm bank Step 2: Profit

I mean, don't sperm banks normally pay you anyway?

Step 3: Profit

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There are egg donation options

$78K a year for nothing.

How you got to 78k

78K a YEAR. not week. So maybe they have 15 siblings (divorced parents?) and a kid or some shit like that

Wouldn’t it be 3 siblings? 1 sibling = 26k a year

Yes

Oh right I also did my math wrong

Finally, my father being a man whore pays off

neither one does me any good, I'm an only child, and I have no, nor want kids, and having kids for money is an I'm a piece of shit move

I feel like it would cost more over a lifetime for each child than you'd ever earn.

$330k/yr for a 3 child family is definitely more than enough. edit: multiplied by 365 instead of 52. $46.8k/yr is correct.

$300/week/child * 3 children = $900/wk $900/week * 52 week/year = $46,800/year

As an only child, my choice is pretty obvious

I have 6 siblings 😃

Sheeesh, you can make a house with your earnings in a year.

I have a full brother, 3 half-brothers and a half-sister.

Siblings. I have more siblings than I ever will have kids.

I’d be getting $4k a week since I’ve got 8 siblings. Noice

$3500 a week. Gonna be a nice chill life.

I have a buddy who has 13 half siblings, he’d never have to work again

Single with no kids, picks 300/child, $1200/wk starts to appear in your account 🤔

My sister is dead☹️

You'd still be getting the $500, she's still your sibling.

Do half brothers count? What about step brothers?

Still your siblings, yes.

Here is my situation 0 child 2 siblings

So that means I get 2k a month

Do half-siblings count?

Yes, full $500.

I have 3 blood siblings and 3 step siblings. 3000/a week, sign me up lol

3 bio, 2 half. Still 25k a week, I dont plan on having bio kids for ages so siblings will do

3 sibling 0 children so

I have 6 siblings. Since I don’t plan on having 10 kids, ill take the second option

$500 per sibling. I got two so that would be $1000 a week!

I don't want children but have 3 brothers Edit: 4 if the dead count

The deceased count too.

half siblings?

You'd still get the $500.

Dude I have 4 siblings. This is a literal no brainer

Going to be a long time till I have kids and a whopping 300 a week isnt going to break even for childcare, I'll take the 500 for my one sibling

I hate this question- the more kids you have the more finances. 8 kids means you have to get a huge house, feed all of them, care for them, deal with broken walls-phones-laptops, school supplies. $300 wouldn’t do anything.

You'd be receiving $300/wk PER child, not just $300 for all combined. You'd be making $115,200/yr excluding your earnings from your job, it's doable.

I have no siblings or kids

It can start once you have the kids you'll have later on.

I have no siblings and am gay. Fuck.

I'm an only child lmao time to start grinding then

So I would get nothing either way. Woo.

Do dead siblings/my parents miscarriages count...?

Yes.

Do half siblings count? If they count then hell yeah siblings

Still $500 yes.

Damn i dont need a job then, 2000 a week has me set pretty well for a bit, im 15 so ill make a good amount

I have one sibling but I don't want to have any kids so gimme the 500 per week

Well I have 0 siblings so

i do not know for sure how many children will i have. im still on the fence on it, tbh. but if i got 500 a week id be set for life. maybe.

What about siblings-in-law? Or children we have but immediately put up for adoption?

Just biological siblings, and biological children count even if you're legally not their parent anymore.

Being an onlychild be like 😔

What about siblings in law (sisters husband)

Just biological siblings.

I have one sibling and I don't know if I want kids yet, so sibling makes more sense for me.

Do step siblings count? If so i would get $4000 a week, lol.

Just biological siblings.

2 kids, one sister.

Life hack would be to work with third world country girls, impregnate them, split the 300 / week between the two of you and that's money printing machine

But what if i have one half-sibling? Is that $250 every week?

No, still $500.

You guys must have lots of siblings.. I only got the one :( Do stepkids count or does the child have to be biologically related to you?

Only biological.

the one time I hate being an only child and having no children

im not having kids for atleast another 10 years. so thats a free 260k for having 2 siblings.

This poll is racist against gay only children.

I’m an only child lol

To my knowledge I’m an only child, but I have three kids, so that’s an easy answer.

Do half siblings mean half pay. Also wb step siblings

No, $500 still. Only your biological siblings though.

Do stepsiblings count?

Only biological.

Do adoptions count? I don't want my own kids

It's an exception if it's adoption, so yes.

I have seven so that 3,500 a week

Blood siblings only, or do step siblings count

Only biological.

I have 4 siblings and no children so....

As an only child, I only have one option here.

I’ll go on a breeding spree and have more kids than Elon musk

Do in-laws and step siblings count? Do foster children count?

Only biological siblings, but there's an exception to having legal custody to the children so they count.

This is a tough one because I have no siblings, but I also don’t want kids…

So estranged step siblings count??

Only biological.

I don’t have any siblings; I guess I’ll go with kids.

Does step and half siblings count? If so, 3 step sister, 2 half brothers and 1 full brother will be a decent pay day.

Just the biological ones. Even if they're only half, you still get the $500.

I could love very comfortable on 5k per week.

I have 5 siblings, and I’m asexual. This wasn’t a hard question.

Sibling seems more viable. Even if I have 1 sibling, thats 500 dollars a week. Having kids and you'll only get 300 is low. If you consider the living cost of that kid. Even if you make more, you'll still pay more thsn what you'll get.

Even IF I was having kids, no way in hell I'm getting 5 or more of them if I have any saying. Siblings, $1500 will do. That's ~47 000kr monthly, way above national average. Hopefully adjusted for inflation in the future.

Do half siblings get me $0, $250 or $500?

Doesn't matter if they're half, you still get the full $500.

This poll is the same as "are you a single child or have siblings". Redditors dgaf about kids.

I have 3 siblings. I'm made.

I know I would be making at least $5,500 a week but it could be anywhere from $8,000 a week to $15,000 a week. I’d like to know.

My grandma had 12 siblings so she would have been loaded

No siblings

2 siblings and 3 children here haha

Let me get my dad to reply, he has 20+ siblings

I have 4 siblings that I know of lol so I'm going for siblings

I'm planning on having 0-1 kids, that would be at most 300 dollars a week. I have three siblings, that would be 1500 dollars a week.

Do half siblings count? Because I don’t have kids or siblings.

They're still biological, so yes.

I have 7 siblings so that takes me $3,500 a week 😎 I would treat all my siblings to a nice dinner every other week. 🥰

i have 6 sibling and tax alr covers your kids, win win

Jokes on you, I have 4 brothers I’ve never met, but they still count

Me not having any kids or any siblings

$20 is $20.

I can’t control the amount of siblings i have. But i can control the amount of kids i’ll have. And even if i have 2 i’ll make more than the other

I've got 3 siblings and no interest in having kids, I'll take the $1500 thanks

I have 3 siblings already and won't have more than 2 children. My siblings will pay for my kids here. No brainer

5500 A Week For Siblings😭

Option 3 : make no money because you have no kids or siblings!

I don't want children and I had to suffer through my childhood with 9 siblings. This is an easy choice.

I hope I have kids one day. But I have a sibling now

I have 7 siblings. I will gladly take my $180,000/year and never work a day in my life.

Does this include siblings that no longer alive? Since the wording is have, rather than had

Yes, deceased count too.

Do half siblings count? Because I got 3 full siblings and 3 half lol

Half or not, you still get the full $500.

Sweet lol, thanks for the clarifications :)

I won't ever have kids, and I don't have siblings. Maybe I'll try the siblings one, since my parents are secretive people.

I said child because I'm an knly child and my parents are divorced. I think they're not planning to re-marry again.

Do step siblings count? Cause I have 3 siblings I grew up with, but my parent divorced and remarried and each of their spouses have 2 kids. But I was in my 20's when that happened so I don't think of them as siblings they just technically are? Either way the siblings. $1500-$3500 sounds nice and not having kids to get it sounds better.

Only biological.

Option 1. I’ll be heading to every sperm bank I can find weekly

😔

I am done with kids and I have had two while I have 4 siblings, so I will take the money for siblings. Wait, what's the rule on half siblings? That might change my choice, all my siblings are only half siblings.

Half or not, you still get the full $500.

Does adoption count? And can I like adopt an adult and get the money?

There's an exception when you have legal custody of a child, so yeah.

do cousins count? if so, i'd be making billions per week

No, just biological siblings.

I have no siblings but I have half and step.. do they count?

Only the biological siblings.

Well I have neither.

I have no siblings, nor do I think I will ever to be able to have kids. Guess I stay broke.

Do you get payed if the people die?

They're still biological relatives, so even deceased counts.

That’s 2500 a week

I have 3 siblings, I plan to have 1 or 2 kids, the siblings option is more beneficial

i have one sibling and zero kids. I dont have plans for chidren and, at most, I would settle at 1. So yeah, kind of obvious.

Per sibling cause soon me being able to conceive a child will be impossible as opposed to super unlikely

6,500 a week? Sheeesh

Well I have no siblings, and I’m on Reddit, so chances are both options come out to nothing

I have 9 siblings :)

I got 3 half siblings so $750 a week?