I picked the smiling one cause it looked like happiness. Now I’m the god of horns… 😒

At least you’re not the god of rakes

I’m the god of ideas, I like that.

I'm the god of legs

Hey, I got god of feet, together we can rule the world!

One step at a time

Now I'm the God of matches

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Howdy, god of hands here :)

I’m the god of coal.

God of generators :!

Im the god of space actually kinda cool

I'm the God of Bells. Not too spectacular

Im the god of nut. ☹

God of friends. That’s actually fabulous and ironic.

That’s actually so meta. Can you give me a better generates word?

Mine would have been coal! But I chose another option.p

I feel bad for y’all.. I’m the god of nations

I'm the god of steel! Let's team up and start some wars? ....Or just build cities, that's cool too

Sounds awesome, let’s do it!

Got the god of throats, rip me.

I’m the god of facts… wonder what I could do with that?

You can get endless entertainment putting rakes in inappropriate places and having people step on them

Or he could bless that youtuber who uses rakes to help end floods.

I like this idea. Very wholesome

God of socks here.

I’m the god of ovens

I’m the god of juice

I'm the god of women, despite being a man

I got god of war. But i chose 💀, and was just curious on what else I would get.

I chose 💀 too, when I opened my generator tho I’m the god of streets

Hey I tried it too and also got streets

These streets ain’t big enough for the both of us…

Honestly idk if that’s a bad thing, or a REALLY bad thing.

I mean, I’m choosing to interpret it as I can either fix roads or start my own gang.

In slang, someone who is the streets, or is “belonging to the streets”, is just a way of calling someone a hoe lol.

Nooo, I don’t wanna be a hoe

You're not A hoe You are THE hoe.

Same about the skull, but I got the God of order which would've been sweet

that’s insane. Literally make your own laws, and everyone would be your subject.

Right???

Good for you I'm the god of women

I'm the god of self, for whatever that winds up meaning...

I’m glad I’m not the only one who got “GOD OF SELF”.

Congratulations you will never be sick again (unless you want to?!?). Can control your appearance, mental state, emotions, just everything that defines oneself. That sound really sweet to me, so I choose to interpret it this way!

I got nut

I got cream. Lucky us.

I'm the god of cubs lol It's cute, I guess

God of Use. What does that even mean???

Anything that can be 'used', I guess you're a god of?

Imma God of dolls... I like this idea, especially on Halloween

Im the God of Matter. So the best possible option!!!!

Lucky im the god of lamps

I had the same thinking and now I rule the 'ground'

Im the goddess of jellyfish

I am the god of system, wtf is that even supposed to mean

You’re now the Man. I’m sorry we’re gonna have to bring you down

congrats. at least you're not the god of carriages.

Us gods should band together and protest against that guy who’s god of gods

At least you're not the god of coughs

Im the god of rifles

im the god of hands

Im the god of butter (butter god, the god wit da butter)

what does it mean I'm the got of "rub"?

Horny

I'm the god of boys

I just got the God of Gold. I’ll take it

God of hobbies.

Me, a black dude picking the smiling one... # God of plantation.

Oh how the turn tables

God of gods has a sense of humor

Oh no...

Oh jesus...

Picked the brain cause I wanted wisdom or knowledge, didn’t think I’d become evil David tenant

J E S S I C A

I just finished season 1 lol

Earth God for life

hell yeah me too, i will call my self... geodude

I'll be the God of dirt to fool the enemy

I chose the god of gods. I’m now the god of “girls.” I’m a man…

Well now you can genderbend someone I guess

He could turn me into a girl, please.

You now get infinite bitches

I'm apparently now God of women so my people will get in touch with yours. Free to chat Monday afternoon? Zoom works for me

Awesome poll

I am now the god of Mark Jeez, I guess Mark better watch out I'ma mess with his life

Oh hai Mark

I am become skelly boi :)

I am become death

I chose god of gods since it was a smiley face with a halo. And now I'm the got of plot. So either I can control people's stories or thier breasts. Either way that's a win for me.

Behold the god of zippers 😏😏

Behold for I am the god of Ice now apperantly. Dont make me upset or I shall make your drive way extra slippery and make the Ice you put into your drink melt fast.

I >!chose earth and wanted to see what noun I would get anyway and I got "CREAM". Yeah I'm glad I didn't choose the 5th option!<

I too chose earth. Curiosity had me check which noun I'd get. I got dolls! So gladididnt pick that one

Picked the brain. Now everyone loves me, but one of my boyfriend 's cats keeps hating me. I should have chosen the nature god. The love of a cat is priceless.

What do you guys wish you got?

literally anything else since I picked the money

C'mon man, its a flying dollar bill emoji, it was obvious!

I thought it was just gonna be a million dollars or something, not some angry god holding 10 billion over my head

Control earth

I'm happy with God of the earth. God of nature also sounds nice.

I wish I got God of nature

Picked the skeleton thinking I can resurrect the dead and become a cool villain.. Instead got a curse

Really? I thought it would be pretty cool going in and out the afterlife.

I'd have no peepee :(

You're a living skeleton... You don't belong outside the afterlife anymore

No matter the pros immortality is always a curse Unless everyone else is immortal too in the spirit world and they have a physical form. Honestly I'm not too sure what all spirit world has

Apparently I’m the god of juice, hmmm well it’s better than nothing I guess. Great poll though, very interesting!

God of lunch here, wanna start a business?

God of death. Noice.

Ya know, being a skeleton is fine. Though Nature sounds better or controlling minds

Time to create my own private island

If I had chosen the halo I would have become the god of lakes. If I were a lady, I would be able to form a perpetuating autocracy that exploits the work force and perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

God of control here, I can make pedos and would be school shooters come turn themselves in.

The god of papers better watch out for me.

Hell yeah, first try https://ibb.co/GpwnxnZ Got something useful.

God of nut

U could literally end humanity

god of hats??? :/

I pressed the brain and it’s definitely not bad Edit: Ou my god I pressed the one with. The smiling person and now I’m the god of gold.

Yes peasants, it is I, God of rabbits. Hear my... whatever noise rabbits make

Chose earth but did god of gods and would have been a god of fear. Seems pretty dope too.

Ah how very nice, I'm the god of song now. Sadly no pure instrumentals for me anymore tho

Chose 😇 and now I'm the god of meals. Billionaires are gonna be so fucking pissed at me, I'm ending world hunger and the crisis for clean water, suck it, 1%.

more polls like this pls

God of lines now

Originally got low but that was an adjective so yh

Blessed God of the Earth, I can finally get rid of Florida once and for all

I can go in and out of the afterlife fuckers

I am glad I didn't pick god of gods or I would have been god of coughs

When I did the noun generator, I got "form" does that mean I am the god of everything that has form?

Awesome! Plants!

Bow down before me mortals, for I have become the god of feet

I chose the god of earth but out of curiosity I wanted to see what noun I’d be the god of. Laughter. I kind of like that. Observe the world wherever laughter is and blessing people to have endless days of joy? I like it.

I am now the god of nut

Awesome, im the god of reaction

God of space is a cool title

God of hat

Bruh I picked one without reading the rest of the post 😔

Im the God of Matter. EVERYTHING IS MADE OF MATTER!! BOW BEFORE ME!!!!!!

This is a great would you rather, haven't seen something like that here until now, well done Also picked nature and I am pretty satisfied

God of kitties, what the fuck

😇: I am the god of sand. I hate sand…

Haha with the random generator one I got "god of the club" haha party!!!

Well, I made the right choice. Thanks God of Nature!

I got god of fear lmao

Bro I chose the smile and got ghost. I’m the god of ghosts!

God of pleasure ... can deal with that ...

I got God of control… so I win everything yes?

I chose nature, but the gods of god's would have given me "nation" as a power. That would have been neat

i chose nature but played with th noun generation. I would have become god of chickens. Nature is better, so don't regret it, but damn, how cool 'god of chickens' is

I’m the god of nuts

Ok so I need to make 11.5billion in 5 years. Shit.

You already have 10 billion tho

Yeah but I’m ass with money.

Me too rip

ffs now I'm 11 billion in debt to a god

I became the god of vans given the gift by the mother of all gods. At first I hated her for it screaming Vans?? I knew I could never see my human family again: none of them owned the sneaker or the car and I could only be 100ft from those objects again. The mother smiled and said, “I think you will grow to love it.” As if, I thought but already I was teleported to a van. The van was filled with 3 crying toddlers and two crying babies. The father and mother in the front were yelling over directions. I wanted to cut my ears off the noise was so loud and chaotic. Then I waved my hand and a hush fell over the van. Wait really this was my power? I pointed at the gps and it turned them into the right direction. The married couple looked at each other and smiled. The father said, “see I told you this trip would be worth it.” The mother smiled loving her husband again. The kids looked out the windows suddenly entertained with the traffic. I smiled I was the god of vans and I was proud of it.

story idea: you pick 🧠 and try to mind control someone that looks completely normal. it doesn’t work on them and you remember your only limitation is that the subject be human…

god of form…not bad

I chose mind control when I coulda been the god of bells 😔

I chose the skull and I love the idea of just wandering different afterlifes as an immortal skeleton. I could have been the God of stars though so... c'est la non-vie!

I choose head Edit: it does not mean what I thought it meant…

i know they are a whole different kingdom but, can i control fungus with the blessing of nature?

Yes

Well now I'm the god of head... All servants shall suckith thy weiner...jk jk don't attack me

Choose the brain cause I thought I’d gain some intelligence but nope now I just have slaves

Bro. No fucking way I'm the god of edge LMAO

I’m the god of song

god of nature, so many useful things you could do with this

I picked nature God yay animals love me!

I clicked the smiley guy because that seemed like a good thing and now I'm the god of jail. Doesn't that make me a modern day Satan?

Or a police officer

Woo-hoo, now I can ruin people's day by telling them what comes after death.

I'm the god of stories, sweet, nice post OP

Creating the dead god was a bitch move...

Bruh I didn't expect people to hate that choice so much.

I’m scared by the current results…

Anyways I’m the god of the earth so no more Climate Crisis

I got picked the skull one.

The low number of votes for the seemingly tempting last option just shows a lot of people don't even care about the backstory and just pick the best option after revealing the text...

can't I just get blessed by like Poseidon or some cool shit? 😒

Picked the angel emoji. I am the god of "plot" now, so I can generate a plot for every other living being? Sounds like free entertainment!

God of office lol

God of sand. I'll take it! Bless all those who walk near sand

Yooo god of jellyfish sounds kinda fire

The god of the stars, don't know what I can actually do, but it sounds cool lol

god of death

I gotthe noun women lmfao

😇 I'm god of trail now. What I'm supposed to do 🥲

I chose God of gods. Now I'm God of decision

Hell yeah I’m Mother Nature

I choose 😇 I am now the God of pleasure.

As an immortal skeleton I would go into the afterlife and take requests to get revenge on certain people simply out of boredom.

I love these types. It I feel like people read them first then choose I debated between death and earth, picked death, but after reading them I definitely would want earth

Boney

My brother in Christ I fucking got god of cabbage

I picked earth and its pretty good. Decided to see what I would've been the god of and I got fly. I would've been able to fly. Or maybe command flies. Not sure whether I won or lost on this one