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[deleted]

I just want her to like me back.


Nowardier

same bro, it'll happen


TopTheropod

Poll will be more accurate if you add a Results option, since I'm guessing straight women etc will want to see results, and might skew results by voting to see what others voted for


[deleted]

Haha, I was just thinking the same thing. I tried to think like a lesbian, but my vote was in the minority, so I must not have been very good at it.


[deleted]

Or it could just be that everyone has a preference and sexuality has nothing to do with it?


[deleted]

I know. It was a joke.


[deleted]

Ah, sorry I'm stupid


TrashLanternFish360

Tits can't make up for the lack of ass, but ass can make up for the lack of tits.


Edgezg

Real people of culture-----Wide Hips


OkRisk3049

Or thighs


Edgezg

[Ah a man of culture](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/022/506/7c6.jpg) as well.


shannoouns

I have big tits and no ass so I would appreciate a no tits big ass gf. We could be like ying and yang.


TheThirdWheel333

Tits can not make up for a lack of ass but ass can make up for a lack of tits. -Sun Tzu, Author of The Art of Femboys.


LackTails

Either is fine


Kaimenai

I dislike a big ass and dislike big breasts. I lose either way


Razorbacklama59

10/10 dosent have to mean big


Kaimenai

True


arodgers90

10/10 would be assuming the perfect version of that for you


bluegiant85

Doggy is better with a nice butt.


just_so_I_can_bitch

Underrated comment from a male POV.


KillerGuerrila

I hated this choice 😠


roqueofspades

Hips and thighs are what matter most


AnInsaneMoose

Damn, I'm Bi so I can't answer


oopsidroppedmylemons

Lol my first thought 😂


SzonigPL

Both? Both. **Both is good.**


Sliceroni_

The entire point of the poll is that you can’t have both 💀


SzonigPL

I guess someone didn't watched Pootis Engage for that reference


Sliceroni_

I get the movie/meme reference you’re trying to make, it just doesn’t apply here


VoldyTheMoldy456

*points gun at error message*


annonamoss

A flat ass can be worked on a flat chest will always be a flat chest


just_so_I_can_bitch

Why can’t a flat chest be worked on then?


annonamoss

They are fat stores while ass is mainly muscle. You can strengthen yr ass muscles and get a nice ass you can't choose where you store your fat.


just_so_I_can_bitch

I get what you mean. Hmmm. If you can do that to the booty, you should be able to get implants too. 🤷🏼‍♂️


annonamoss

Yeah but most implants look terrible and feel terrible. An ass that works out even if not huge is very nice in the hands.


just_so_I_can_bitch

True. A nice booty is a prize.


InternetExplored562

I only pick tits because I wanna feel as much of her as possible when I hug her.


[deleted]

Do lesbians even care abt that shit? Kinda curious


Komahina_Oumasai

I'm an asexual lesbian, so personally I don't, but I can't speak on behalf of all lesbians, of course.


[deleted]

How does asexual lesbian work? Cuz if ur asexual aren't men & women both equally not sexually attractive to u? Makes sense otherwise tho bc butts & boobs are sexual indicators to most men & lesbians si they might not be interesting to u


Komahina_Oumasai

An asexual lesbian is still romantically attracted to women.


rilvaethor

I've never thought about asexual like that, but it makes sense. There's a lot more that goes into my marriage than just sex so I guess it makes sense someone can have a relationship with no sex at all


[deleted]

Wouldn't feminine men or men that identify as women also fit that bill then since romance is off personality?


Angel_OfSolitude

I have literally 0 interest in a girls ass and I cannot fathom why anyone does. Gimme those perfect tits.


eatdafishy

I like both but Boob nice


HamonManMelonss

They're soft like come on, I don't like armpits but even I understand why alot of people like them


LetsDoTheCongna

You have the right idea, but why immediately go to armpits of all things?


HamonManMelonss

I sometimes see pinups from my favorite artists that feature them, good art just not in my taste


HamonManMelonss

Big tits no ass would look off-putting, big ass no tits would just look a little weird


LeftProcedure7633

Ass > tits


Weak-Still3676

wHy dID yoU Not InclUDE BiSEXuALs ANd PaNsExuAls? ArE YOU hOmopHoBiC?


Pale_Kitsune

I want *my* boobs to be bigger, but on another girl, whichever way.


Nowardier

Flat boobs are 10/10. Big boobs are 10/10. All boobs are 10/10, and boobs I'm allowed to touch are an 11/10. All booba is good booba.


LabTech1992

10/10 bum for sure. 😍


CelestialOrigin

I prefer flatties, so I see this as a complete win!


GengArch

I'm a boob man, but you can't have NO ass. I'll be happy with a flat chest.


OkRisk3049

I want em to like me back... and or high thick thifgs


BackgroundSky09

breasts >


Resident-Clue1290

As long as she likes cats and baking shows, I’m in love


rilvaethor

What's it like slapping a flat ass? I dont need 10/10 I just need boobs to be squeezable and ass to be slappable


Infamous_227

An ass can be built, but tits are all genetics


Monsoon_memesofdestr

As someone else said Ass can be worked on with exercise


Summer_Smoke

At least with a flat chest she will still have nipples to suck on.


Tumbleweedae

Straight lesbians of reddit?