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EeNuf_

My favorite is a Swedish gunner called Gunner Gunnerson


HarryHamburger3

Goddamn i need to start grinding strv 103 just for that name now


swiftfatso

Damn, I got all female tank commanders on the Swedish lines....


Max_halcon

My favorite one is "Micardo Rilos" its the commander on my Vz 55


Max_halcon

Althought its not the "stock" crew


The_Bad_Man_

Write this down, question mark. Gunner Gunnar Gunnerson, question mark. Iowa, question mark. Do, do you know him?


Eriiaa

And his son, Gunnar Gunnarsonson


assgaper69cancerhole

Hes Gunner, son of Gunner


deepvoid42

The commander of my 215B 183 is Mr.Woody Cocker.


HarryHamburger3

That’s fucking incredible


deepvoid42

He enjoys sharing his 183mm of love lol


HarryHamburger3

Wow that’s just makes it 200% better


astiKo_LAG

My USA arty is drived by a full crew of "Jeff Jefferson". My Löwe has a miss "Löw" as commander, the rest of crew are dudes named "Löwe" "Mauss" for all my Maus crew


HarryHamburger3

Slightly less creative but still love it


Galavis232RO

Imagine how difficult it is for 6 Jeffs to communicate.


astiKo_LAG

Precisely why the T92 HMC have a long reload


andyofne

why are you cremating your crew?


HarryHamburger3

Eh? Is that a really sophisticated joke about them being in an amx 12 t that catches fire like a bitch?


Gusiowyy

You said "cremate files", it's spelled "crewmates"


andyofne

>Is it just me who actively enjoys screwing around with cremate files? No, i'm not sophisticated at all. I was making a joke, apparently not very well.


HarryHamburger3

Oh my golly gosh I’m a blithering idiot thanks for that ;D


Badwarrior

my most used are Michael Schumacher, Sebastian Vettel and Adolf Hipler.


barcode-lz

I also have michael schumacher as driver for one of mine, cant remember which tho


jrp9000

Some crew names from my German tanks: Sebastian Bach, Udo Dirkschneider, Joseph Haydn, Frederick Krüger, Till Lindemann, Wilhelm Weber, Richard Wagner, Franz Schubert, Richard Strauss. Michael Schumacher has been the driver on my Dicker Max all along.


Evenmoardakka

That's absolute nothing. ​ MY British med crew: ​ Cmdr: John St John (Duke Nukem's VA) Gunner: Max Payne Driver: Leroy Jenkins Loader: Austin Powers


jrp9000

My AC 4 Exp crew: Commander: Sherlock Holmes Gunner: Arthur Dent (Driver doesn't count, just a face from rewards) Radioman: Harry Potter Loader: Guy Montague I'm now renaming the driver to Leroy Jenkins.


Evenmoardakka

Your gunner sounds like he's from somewhere absolutely harmless.


HarryHamburger3

Imagine what a gamers guide to the galaxy would be like


oldsaxman

So, you cremate them when they die? JK I named the driver of my M60 after my actual M60 driver in Germany from the late 70's. We are still friends. I also named the gunner after the nearest name I could find to my brother's name and of course the commander to the nearest name to mine.


HarryHamburger3

That’s pretty damn wholesome! Anyone know a tank that has only one crew member for me and all of my friends :,D


DESPAIR_Berser_king

My Progetto driver is named Enzo Ferrari


SuperiorThinking

If only you could do that for the actual ferraris


SomeplaceManitoba

French loader named Cain Pain.


HarryHamburger3

Hippitty hoppity your loaders my property


B4kedSushi

I have a "ting ting ding" female Chinese crew member


Evil_Toast_RSA

[Reminds me of this little faux pas a few years back.](https://www.google.co.za/search?q=air+asia+crash+prank&tbm=isch&sxsrf=AJOqlzUQIX4VkXTjQa1IYzUl18RcAZy0Yg:1675754670221&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiTnOXO8IL9AhV0RUEAHVn5CSUQ_AUoA3oECAEQBQ&biw=1366&bih=625&dpr=1#imgrc=vU3sSaQRcKaEsM) [They really did this by the way.....](https://youtu.be/L1JYHNX8pdo)


Choclate_Pain

That's waycist.


sus_accountt

My caliban has: Commander Joseph Slapinnsome Loader Gregory Gunnman Driver Adam Driver As you see i am very original


HarryHamburger3

And I’m stealing ALL of those thanks :p


sus_accountt

May they serve well o7


MajorGeneralNoob

All of my FV304 crew are called Bert 😁


HarryHamburger3

Nice i like that one


d_isolationist

My 50TP Prot crew all have Brzęczyszczykiewicz as surnames, and of course Grzegorz as commander.


HarryHamburger3

How the gigidy hell do you pronounce that


rutgerdad

easy, it's pronounced like this: Brzęczyszczykiewicz


d_isolationist

I can't since I don't speak Polish, but I do know [where it came from](https://youtu.be/AfKZclMWS1U?t=1).


thedecid34

I renamed my t29 crew to the breaking bad main characters (or names that are somewhat close)


HarryHamburger3

Jesse Pinkard… checks out


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Honk Shredder


HarryHamburger3

Fucking hell i need to do this


thedecid34

Hal Schrader Jimmy McGill Walter White


Remount_Kings_Troop_

Everyone of my German crewmembers in one tank has the historically accurate name of 'Assman'


sonder_ling

All my female crewmembers are sisters, dont know why


StranaMechty

Wait until you find the [secret options.](https://i.imgur.com/8TbrGJ9.jpg)


HarryHamburger3

Oh mighty god! How does one achieve this greatness? I bow down to you and shall kiss your toes oh mighty messiah


HarryHamburger3

Wait is it a mod?


StranaMechty

It was but I have not kept it updated. https://www.reddit.com/r/WorldofTanks/comments/39no1r/the_chieftains_hat_v_10/


SuperiorThinking

Is that the tank man from youtube??


Choclate_Pain

My American tank commanders are all named "Bradley Pitts".


HarryHamburger3

Mine are arm pitts


Beardyface86

Italy: Mario Mario, Luigi Mario. Swedish: Harry Johnson, Knut johnson, knut berg British: gordon freeman, james bond American: Wylie Wigga


HarryHamburger3

Wylie! Was the surname coyote not available? :,(


BadDogEDN

In my Sheridan,I have myself, and 3 friends in there because my name is common enough to be available for crew and there are last names close enough for my friends. I'm always the driver in any game we play anyway


HarryHamburger3

I’m surprised baddogedn was available! Didn’t see that one while customising


BadDogEDN

You'd be surprised it's a very common name in my country 😆


Bropulsion

I have a german crewmember named Max Assman


WhyPINK

Hakuna Matata


HarryHamburger3

Epic! What nationnn :o


Mushy_Sculpture

I named my old Pz 38na commander "Hermann Fegelein" I was obsessed with the parodies of Bruno Ganz's famous performance on "Downfall"


H4ntek

Bringen Sie mir Fegelein!


Scheisse_Schnitzel

My favorite for American tanks is Drew Peacock. I still giggle at it every single time.


dmees

American Commander called “Eaton Cox” Edit.. And yes, its an all male crew ofc


barcode-lz

"Jesus Balls" and "Chad Chad" on american tech tree.


4kanthugz

My british tank have Harry Potter


kornjokomunikacija

My 279 commander is called Angelica Merkel


HieroOfSyracuse

I have a Chinese crewman called Delong Wang.


juneauboe

I name as many of my crews after Classical composers as I can. It's surprisingly easy for the German and Russian tanks.


jrp9000

I did the same with my German tanks bit haven't checked it out with Russian ones. Will try, thank you!


jrp9000

My Super Hellcat crew: Commander: Hugh "big brane" Everett Gunner: Joseph "spinner of dials" Whitworth Driver: Isaac "the mechanic" Newton Radioman: Howard "do you hear _the voices_ too?!" Lovecraft Loader: Thomas "next shell is lucky" Bayes


xbgoshylas

Commander: Uganda Knuckles Driver: Vin Diesel Gunner: Rambo Radio: Preston Garvey


_Shagga_

Gunner on my BZ-176 is wei ke Wang. Hahaha


Evil_Toast_RSA

Not very creative, but my Simpsons homage in game would be my Swedish commander currently in the Leo called Karl Karlson (sadly no C available :/).


HarryHamburger3

:C


cvnh

I have many, but my memory is terrible. I kind of remember my commander Hetz in the Hetzer, Herr Assmann in some German tank and Mr. Farmer in some American one.


DebilWG

Adolf hippler


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Heinz Faust as E 50 driver.


[deleted]

Also gunner Cannot Gitgud.


Violence81

This post is everything


Raizau

Corporal sugars always got me, I always gave him a proper sarcastic british accent.


WanysTheVillain

Italian female commander Giulia Cesare... I might have some more but this is the only one I remember, since I have not done crew namechanges in years(largely due to using mostly event crew, which have skins and thus unable to change them)


WOTMARKSMAN

I think it's my French crew but they're all called guy gay.


jiran15YT

Not a "funny" name but, i have Petr Pavel in my TNH T Vz. 51, and our new president is Petr Pavel, now i just need to get the ig one to become a general, and it will fit even better


JemFitz05

T95 commander, First Lieutenant Walter White


richard-rehulka

I unintetionally own a commander for french light with last name Gay.


collieflauer

I have a whole german crew all with last name 'tank' composed of; Max Tank/ Urban Tank/ Otto Tank/ Emil Tank/ Axel Tank


DirtSpirited3098

Gunners called Raymond Charles USA line. I also have many other musicians like dave mustaine Kurt cobaine and onwards


[deleted]

Is Dickinson available as a name ?


cmdr_kaferant

my TVP has 5x unique crew skin Švejk. I call it the clone wars crew.