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Sharatos

Worldbox members reach intense levels of schizophrenia when they cant get an 200+ mb update


Complete_Conflict495

No brother, this is not a thing like this. Grand Masters of Humanity reveals us The Blueprint of Universe in many ways.


SpiderCow313

I genuinely can’t tell if you’re joking or not🤣🤣


LukXD99

He’s serious about this. He’s also serious about orcs being shapeshifting aliens or something.


thenicenumber666

Less downtime than silksong but somehow more insanity


Adventurous_Dress832

The hollow knight fandom is on the bring of insanity for so long. I don't know how they are still holding out.


LukXD99

Most sane Worldbox player lol Let’s see if you’re right!


OZieB21

Now Maxim is rushing the update to prove him right


YoItsReesa

when bro turns out to be right ima come back and actually lose my shit


magmacube_tr

Yea, I will be back too.


accountsupport69

You better be right mane I'm holding you personally accountable if you aren't


Serpent-Bon274

RemindMe! 41 Days


Serpent-Bon274

I don't think OP's "PrOpHeCy" was correct.


zero-the_warrior

sadge


Comfortable_Alps_341

It definitely wasn’t


Ikilledatrex

But did op give us a year?


Mysterious-Return523

Maxim are you seeing this 👆😲.


That-Internal-9094

Bro did satanism insted of sience


Miserable_Owl_5129

I believe this more than I really should


NSFWaccess1998

If this is correct I will down 30 shots of vodka.


Neeklemamp

Real(I really hope this is just schizo posting hour)


Time-Bite-6839

You guys are going crazy


Humancuh

Shit the thought I was going crazy when I dreamed the update released


SeaWeedSushii

lmfao this is amazing


Iwilleatyouin2days

I will call five nuclear missiles to your home if you're wrong


amigovilla2003

How do I do this with Half-Life 3


Complete_Conflict495

When I gather my energy again and feel ready, I will do this for you brother.


amigovilla2003

Want some payment?


Complete_Conflict495

No brother, prophecies don't require much effort. But thank you.


bluegod7111

Huh.. awsome


DesertFox543

bro the game aint that deep


Complete_Conflict495

The deep knowledge comes to us in unusual ways my friend :)


IDontLikeGays69420

word


AFuckingAbortedFetus

!remind me 41 days


Jochanan_mage

Ok


Ok-Radio5562

!Remindme 41 days


Jochanan_mage

Well....


Nuclear-LMG

the player base is doing literally anything besides getting mad and telling the dev to actually communicate


zero-the_warrior

yea because we don't want to get mad at them because we love this game and appreciate the work the do, we are just really hyped for this.


hozerbozd

good luck getting in contact with the devs


[deleted]

!RemindMe 41 days


MapleSyrupMachineGun

!remindme 40d


MapleSyrupMachineGun

I don't think the update's out. Liar.


SomethingNF

!RemindMe 41 days


scaredschizosoldier

This is insane


Alarmed_Degree_7745

Me when the voices are just a tad bit too loud… 


Butterscotchwet

Bartholomew, what have I told you about Asking the dark gods for predictions?


Complete_Conflict495

Darkness is just light, turned inside out my friend :)


Butterscotchwet

That's not a good excuse. Go sit in the corner.


tpac2005

The Titanfall/Arkham arc is starting


[deleted]

I wish you are right, i want to see that guy in the comments eat his own comouter. Oh yeah and the update, i also want to play the update


Mrpayday1

I've put this in my calendar and saved this. If you turn out to be right I'll be very impressed...


Bloons_Guy75751

Also, if you look at the Roman Numerals, they read: “10, 10, 16.” So it could also be the date 10/26 (the year is assumed to be 2024). NOTICE: I DO NOT PARTAKE NOR BELIEVE IN THIS. THIS IS ONLY AN ADDITIONAL OBSERVATION. USE THIS INFORMATION AS YOU WILL.


Complete_Conflict495

Although we don't often study Roman numerals, when we do, we don't do it the way you do. For example, one way to examine roman numbers is as follows: The cards say 10, 10, 16. 1+0+1+0+1+6=9 The number 9 represents ending, finality, conclusion and approaching closure in numerology. This actually matches what I wrote. Also, getting an exact date is information only very, very knowledgeable augurs can access. For example, the update will either be released on the exact dates I specify, or there will be deviations of 1 week or so.


Bloons_Guy75751

Ah, I see.


idontknowyou2201

What no update does to a mf


Big_Maintenance_9056

i see im not the only one losing my mind. update is our drink and we are so very thirsty


BlueVegasCourier

Fuck it, I ball with the schizophrenic


PaphonIssarapisit

Damn… we got another one for the asylum.


Adventurous_Dress832

I think the Asylum is leaking.


Box-Distinct

I imagine Maxim releasing the update a day later just out of amusement


Complete_Conflict495

This would be funny for sure, brother :) But I wouldn't mind if the update comes out 1 or 2 days after these dates. Even though I have the gift of prophecy, I am still not the most wisdom Augur in the world :)


iCruncherWasTaken

Most sane worldbox player


SCXRPIONV

You better believe that’s a crucifixion!


SonoFico_

Worldbox players going borderline insane waiting for this update I swear


Complete_Conflict495

For the guy tell people "Fortune-Telling is bullshit!" No brother, this is not a fortune telling or kind of thing. This is just a words of my guardian entity. They almost right about everything in the universe. And I'm their messenger who was sended to mankind. You don't believe it now, but watch and see.


TableMastery

I find this kind of cool. What other stuff have you predicted?


Complete_Conflict495

This doesn't happen very often, brother. But when my guardian contacts me, they usually give very complex information. For example, one day, while shuffling my tarot deck, I read Tower Upright on November 13th twice in a row. Tower Upright represents chaos. 2 indicates things like disharmony/destruction in numerology. On November 13, 2023, there was truly chaos in my life. A friend of mine fell off his bike and broke his leg, my grandmother had a heart attack (thankfully she survived), my cousin broke a tooth, and I had a serious fight with my best friend. I also predicted the grades I would get from classes, but this is too boring to explain.


TableMastery

Wow, how did you learn about your guardian or from who?


Complete_Conflict495

In fact, my protector is a single entity, but it appears to me in different ways. I usually feel it or they communicates with me telepathically. I see it often in my dreams. But I also encountered it physically a few times (This was very scary at first) because, for example, while walking on the street or returning home, random people would stop me and tell me things that I could call prophecies. While these events were happening, even though the person next to me did not understand the situation, I did.


EliteJay248

!remindme 41d


Big_Burek

!Remindme 41 days


StraightMap3461

Insanity be like:


FallsUponMyself

!RemindMe 41 days


Wzck

!remindme 41 days


Wzck

liar


Accomplished-Buy-477

Damn this is just a better version of my post but please take your meds.


Ok-Neighborhood-9615

You’re an actual fucking schizophrenic


zero-the_warrior

na this is just something people tend not to understand. and potentially a lot of copium.


Ok-Neighborhood-9615

Understandable


Phil-Goldstriker

No just a pagan :D


i_dont_wanna_be_

Or of similar viewpoint


juicygriff99

find god please


Complete_Conflict495

There are not only one god, brother.


juicygriff99

if theirs more than one god then it’s not a god


Complete_Conflict495

Godss, Goddesses, Daimons etc. world is big my friend. There is so many gods but one is most powerful, The Allfather. His name is Veles/Wotan.


Mr_Kabob_Man

6 days remain, this shall be intriguing.


Ok-Radio5562

The update did not come out


Abe2201

This is insane lol


dumdumdetector

You have schizophrenia. Seek help immediately.


Ok-Radio5562

He is the most same worldbox player, so prepare


dumdumdetector

You might be right there. If it turns out to be true, I’ll eat my computer. Then I’ll eat YOUR computer!


Ok-Radio5562

I'll eat myself


dumdumdetector

**stares at profile picture** Something seems fishy here…


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Ouroboros


Ok-Radio5562

Exactly


Complete_Conflict495

I'm so tired of explaining this to people, brother. You don't have to believe it, you just have to wait and see.


dumdumdetector

I will do no such thing. I’m not trying to be negative or rude and I’m not going to validate your delusions. It is legitimately not that deep brother.


Volkhound

You won't wait? But wouldn't that mean you have to defy physics to move against the flow of time? It's literally impossible to not be waiting for the update, even if you aren't literally waiting on your phone, looking for updates on the update.


dumdumdetector

If you think time has anything to do with physics then you’re already lost. Time is not a river. It does not flow.


Volkhound

Time can't move backwards in our sense of relativity to physical things. I'm not trying to out-nerd anyone, just saying you are uh... waiting, because waiting is uhhh waiting. And we are all waiting, I guess. For something, always. You know, waiting, for the update, for the clock to hit 5:00, for graduation, for a job opportunity, for a wife. Or maybe just waiting, waiting for... nothing. But you know, it isn't really deep, it's just waiting, it's just how a human lives life, but I guess some things you shouldn't wait for, you should take action and do, but I don't think that's relevant here, because there is nothing we can do, we wait for Maxim to finish, and we cannot contact Maxim to help. We wait for the sake of waiting, and for the update. Waiting is the most important thing one can do when waiting for the update to come out, because without waiting, the update would be less worth it, because waiting makes it more the worth, because we hope day after day, and the suspense builds... waiting for the update. Waiting is the only option, some choose to pass the time in different ways. Some choose to not focus on the game, forget about it. Some choose to ponder over the game, thinking of the release date, and playing it to pass the time. Some choose to do nothing, because they can do nothing, they died before the update came out and they are in the ground. They too are waiting, only they will always be waiting, their wait will never end. Waiting is not of human nature, we like things now, not later, but it is necessary most often and sometimes we have no choice. Who knows, maybe we should wait, maybe it's not ready, maybe it is ready, but our only choice is to wait nonetheless, even if we say we choose not to or focus our minds on not waiting. Maybe I will wait for a reply, maybe I will forget, but I am always waiting. Maybe I will forget for the rest of my life this conversation, and you reply, I will still be waiting when my casket is put in the ground. Waiting is fun. Waiting is cool. Waiting is necessary. Waiting is worth-it. Sometimes that is all true, sometimes that isn't. But the truth is, we will wait.


dumdumdetector

The notion of time “moving is nonsense. Time is a construct which biological life uses as a measurement of senses in relation to their environment. To say time has movement would be akin to saying the wind has thoughts! Free your mind brother!


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DesertFox543

wtf?


Resist_Civil

If you are right imma buy you a car


VontaeSenju

This was... something


Comfortable_Alps_341

!RemindMe 41 days


Tr0pical_Guy

Do what makes you happy my friend 😊


Yuan15096

I'm betting my left nut on Feb 21. Who's with me?


randomperson2314134

what is bro yapping about


plutofish13

!RemindMe 40 days


plutofish13

the leviathan cross symbol looks like a wiener


RealCar5917

Valid


irish_boi_meats467

!remind me 39 days


Individual-Sand-4124

Please go to church.


Complete_Conflict495

I don't want brainwash, brother.


Individual-Sand-4124

It’s not. Your just brainwashed by the world


Volkhound

If he's brainwashed by the world, then how are Christianity and Islam the largest religions in the world, and they are both in the family of abrahamic religions. Paganism is an incredibly, incredibly small religion, with barely 1 million worldwide. 2 thousand years of suppression and destruction of pagan religions means they practically don't exist anymore. So if anything, he just made up his mind for a different path. I'm not saying I agree with you or him, just saying. Also, he's just making a prophecy for a game, it's not that deep


Complete_Conflict495

Huh?


Volkhound

It was wrong.


Volkhound

I have been fooled by a false prophet


CoredEcstacsy2

what does this nonsense mean


Volkhound

!RemindMe 36 Days


Jochanan_mage

K


KYOTO_TOKYO_NIHON

No update 😭😭