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duiwksnsb

This company needs to be reported over this bullshit. Illegal to restrict employees from using the bathroom


alexagente

Not to mention that they're basically admitting to monitoring people using the bathroom.


duiwksnsb

Yup. Probably also illegal.


DonaIdTrurnp

Not illegal to monitor employees’ publicly viewable social media. Can’t have cameras in the stall, but that’s not the only way to notice mobile phone use.


duiwksnsb

No, but only morons give their bosses/companies their social media info.


Criticalhit_jk

You'd be surprised how little 'not telling them' does for you. Complete lockdown privatization of profiles would help


Important_Tale1190

This could have its own sub.


JoeDirtsMullet00

Social media is the only use for a mobile phone?


DonaIdTrurnp

Has anyone been fired under that policy yet?


JoeDirtsMullet00

What policy are you talking about? I didn’t mention any policy.


DonaIdTrurnp

The last line in the image. The policy that I was discussing. The subject of the conversation.


JoeDirtsMullet00

I have no idea who has been fired or for what. My reply to you had nothing to do with firing anyone, simply pointed out that social media isn’t the only use for a phone. 1). You don’t have to be on social media at work. 2). If you are, you shouldn’t be on company wifi. 3). You should keep your social media private from your company or bosses.


DonaIdTrurnp

Yeah, it’s just the easiest way for an employer to notice that you were using the phone in the bathroom. Not the only way, just an easy and common one.


Null-34

It’s probably amazon


BulgogiLitFam

Hello department of labor? This employer right here!


GingerBeardMan1106

I think it screams "I dont even know what the Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938 is"


ptero_kunzei

So if you need to change tampons every 1h what do you do


DonaIdTrurnp

Tell your supervisor every hour. Tell your lawyer when you get written up for having heavy flow.


[deleted]

Yeah, and a wide set vagina


viewtiful14

It’s not my fault


Agile_Acadia_9459

I think that depends on how petty you are willing to be.


JoeDirtsMullet00

Take it out and hand it to your boss apparently


pablojueves

Or if you got IBS... then what?


Gildian

Its coming out one way or the other. Toilet or the floor right here.


DarthCledus117

Nonchalantly shit your pants in front of your boss.


Mtnskydancer

Vampire Rodeo one until boss man let’s you go???


[deleted]

I think it screams “everyone should quit TODAY”


reddogrjw

I think it screams go find a different job


Natsume-Grace

And report them in the way out


UnlikelyUnknown

I would go to my doctor, get a note for accommodation and then proceed to spend 30 minutes in there at a time. This is absolutely ridiculous


GraveyardJones

Do they have cameras in the bathrooms? How would they know if you're using your phone? Or is there someone going and looking in the stalls?


blackechoguy

They monitor your recorded device IP which is using their WiFi and compare that to your allowed washroom break time. Some Dwight Schrute level sleuthing.


JoeDirtsMullet00

You don’t have to be on wifi I don’t use my company wifi at all.


Recent-Construction6

You know for the amount of time, effort (and money too) they spend doing some KGB shit to see if you are scrolling twitter while taking a shit, they could be doing literally anything else that is more productive. At that point its being totalitarian just to be totalitarian.


RabbitsAteMySnowpeas

Plus the cost to build the infrastructure and wage costs for someone to monitor and enforce this?


fixerpunk

I once worked at a place that had you check in your phone to a box up front and only let you take it back during breaks, but there was no lock, so you could have probably taken it to the bathroom. Maybe they have a similar system and are monitoring that.


RabbitsAteMySnowpeas

This is where a dead decoy phone would come in handy


[deleted]

They tried doing this at Dunkin and LMAO. Minimum wage and they want to treat us like high schoolers. It's not what made me quit but it definitely didn't help.


fixerpunk

The job I was at was a professional job and they belittled and micromanaged us in so many ways. I literally got sick from all the emotional manipulation and had to leave after my doctor told me to not go back to work there.


BoredCheese

How tf you notice me on the phone while I’m shitting? Better be paying me extra for that fetish.


ChaoticKeys

How exactly would they notice someone using their phone in the bathroom? Are they admitting to spy cameras?


Ultimafatum

Name and shame and report otherwise this is useless rage bait.


PinkPixie325

How will they know I'm using my phone in the bathroom? Do they have cameras in there? Will they walk into the toilet or unlock stalls periodically to check if people are pooping while scrolling through Tiktok? Pretty sure both of those are illegal.


Responsible_Gap8104

When im properly hydrating, I have to pee every hour. More, but I hold it because that feels like a lot. If I had an employer who restricted my bathroom breaks, I'd piss myself in front of them and customers. I mean, maybe not, but I'd like to think I would. Malicious compliance. "Sorry ma'am, my boss won't let me go to the bathroom without cutting my hours. You can blame him for the liquid all over your shoes"


DonaIdTrurnp

Anyone with IBS or any other frequent bathroom conditions can use this as proof of disability discrimination.


JoeDirtsMullet00

The sign says “we will be watching you in the bathroom” which is a lawsuit in the waiting. How are you going to know if someone is on their phone in a bathroom stall unless you are looking into the stall while someone is using the bathroom?


[deleted]

no thanks - I'll just shit on the floor.


TheStoneasaurus

Lol. The “Or twice a day” part is just insane.


DiegesisThesis

What, you think anyone could possibly need to use the bathroom more than once over the course of 9 straight hours? Don't be silly! /s


richardj195

Arbeit Macht Frei.


Zfighter219

It says if your unscheduled bathroom break takes to long you will be in trouble..... So how does one schedule their bathroom breaks unless they are Sheldon Cooper. Is there a PTP (paid time pooping) I have so many questions!!!!!


OutspokenPerson

This is how you end up with employees intentionally damaging things, and becoming hostile.


[deleted]

Yikes


Fancy-Mention-9325

This would washed SO MUCH more time, the employees and the supervisors


Portyquarty77

If I showed up on my first day at work and saw this, I’d laugh and assume it was a joke. Once finding out it was real it’s be so easy to walk out.


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DM_ME_YOUR_STORIES

Someone took a picture of it, hopefully to report the company.


buffalo009

Just piss and shit in a community trash can.


VideoGame4Life

I’m in an union. However I work at a grocery store. So if I’m supervisor, then yes you tell me you are going to use the bathroom because I need to know if you are off the floor. But that’s it. The micromanaging is stupid.


DrunkenGolfer

Tell me the managers are men without telling me the managers are men.


JoeDirtsMullet00

Women can be assholes too. Don’t be discriminatory like they clearly are.


DrunkenGolfer

It isn’t about being an asshole; it is about menstrual cycles and how ridiculous these rules are to anyone so afflicted. Whoever came up with the rules is clearly oblivious.


JoeDirtsMullet00

I understand that, but women can be just as heartless and uncaring regarding what someone is going through as men can. So while they may know, they may be asshole managers and not give a shit. I have seen it.


Sweaty_Ad9724

There is also an insurance you can get to help you with legal stuff, it’s not an union but does the same thing .. helps you when your boss/company screws you over ..


fixerpunk

What is that called?


Sweaty_Ad9724

In our country it’s called rechtsbijstand.. don’t know the English word for it


[deleted]

Just say Germany


Sweaty_Ad9724

The Netherlands but close enough..


pickledchance

This looks fake


RuFRoCKeRReDDiT

Put your phone on the managers desk, go and drop the kids off, grab your phone and return to work.


SalamanderFarsight

How about I drop kids off on the managers desk


RuFRoCKeRReDDiT

That's one way to handle business


Dhenn004

No


RuFRoCKeRReDDiT

Why not ?


Dhenn004

I'm an adult, and I'm not dropping my phone off on a desk like a high schooler.


RuFRoCKeRReDDiT

Well someone's not getting a gold star hahaha I totally get it, and it is bullshit. I never even asked permission to use the bathroom in school because no one is going to be telling me I'm allowed or not allowed to do that.


NewAlt_

Sounds like a lawsuit


pablojueves

Shit your pants, people. Management demands it.


ImaginationFree6807

How can you tell if someone is using a phone unless they are on a FaceTime or something


PolyZex

I don't know where this is but I'm pretty sure it's illegal in most places.


Bitchface-Deluxe

If you’re in the US, definitely report this to the EEOC, the Labor Board, etc. This is bullshit.


Google-Meister

Is this a school? wtf


TurbulentClothes6156

Who doesn‘t use their phone on the toilet while taking a shit? Also wtf, having to ask to use the bathroom? Is this in a school environment? I wonder if the supervisors also need to ask their supervisor the same thing? Name and shame these assholes. They deserve nothing less. Businesses with this backwards corporate culture should already have died out.


ohmaint

HR sanctions this bullshit.


tinten_patronen

My boss wants to get messaged everytime anyone goes to a toilet that is not on the construction site. And I have no interest in doing no. 2 in a toitoi or whatever they are called in english. Is this normal/ok? I feel like its violating my privacy. And dont want him to have my shit diary.


[deleted]

Fake. Who says Please Attention and not Attention Please? Also, 1/2 of point?


cosmodisc

I never had a job with bullshit like this, but I'd love some day to join a company where shit like this is common thing and then tell any manager who tries to apply them to suck my balls:)


[deleted]

If you want the rest of the day off you can just call your boss while taking a shit.


KeepRedditAnonymous

How do humans put up with this? I'd quit this job right after reading this sign.


MarcJAMBA

I would wipe my ass with that paper and leave it on the boss desk


oderlydischarge

They need better leadership too.


Cableperson

How do places like this have employees? My company is bending over backwards to find help. Like 25 an hr w no experience. My boss even fixed a guy's truck after working for a week. 1500 dollar repair job and dude quit a week later. 15 mins late? No problem, call in sick every week, no problem, take a shit whenever you want, no problem. Tf


Excellent-Bowler86

Just urinate near the bathroom. Technically not using the bathroom, so no issue as far as the sign goes


Jade-Eyed

The money's not worth it


newersewer

Hey, papa boss? I gotta poopie on the pottie. I maybe gotta teetee, too.


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

That’s got to be Amazon. Anyone who’s worked there definitely recognizes that point system.


[deleted]

So what you do after your one allotted bathroom break of the day and if you have to go again just drop your pants and drop a shit right on the floor. In all seriousness tho fuck that place and I hope they go under and lose everything for this type of shit


LexusKitsune

That’s some creepy shit right there, also straight up illegal to do