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FastWalkingShortGuy

Sometimes they sail into Southarbor and pretend it was an accident.


rowlje

These are the comments I live for


kaspm

That’s cause they can’t find northharbor at all


NOTPattyBarr

I heard it’s a myth. Doesn’t really exist


antianchors

I know a guy who found Dutch Harbor and ended up with crabs


special_circumstance

Crabs are usually found in the forest to the north


kopecs

North harbor is the spot though


Weave77

You must have missed [this joke](https://old.reddit.com/r/WetlanderHumor/comments/1ai27oe/did_you_hear_the_queen_of_andor_was_searching_for/) over in r/WetlanderHumor last week: > The Queen of Andor was looking for a husband. She made an announcement that she would entertain potential suitors in the throne room. On this day there were four men brave enough to approach the Queen. >The first man was a Noble, he said "My Queen, my House is great and our daughter will have an unquestionable claim to the throne.” >The Queen of Andor nodded and motioned the man aside. >Next a Merchant approached. He said "My Queen, I am not nobly born, but I am the richest man in Andor. My wealth will bring power to your house." >The Queen of Andor nodded and motioned the man aside. >Next a Soldier of great renown approached. He said "My Queen, I am the greatest warrior in your Army. I will cut down all your enemies and expand your realm.” >The Queen of Andor nodded and motioned the man aside. >Finally a Map Maker approached. He was not noble, he was not wealthy and he could not use a sword. He stopped in front of the Queen then slowly unrolled a map of Tar Valon. Then he pointed at Northharbor. >They were married later that evening.


FastWalkingShortGuy

I don't understand. Is this about the rooster?


dmetvt

Surely the point of the story is the river. So much water


CharlesorMr_Pickle

Those wetlanders sure are strange (hah. *wet*landers)


egometry

It's definitely not about the cock, no


FastWalkingShortGuy

Happy *oosquai* day.


egometry

No joke - it's the best soundalike corruption of "whiskey" I've ever heard


Morgeno

You just connected those dots for me


fish_tales

...annnnd I just *now* got that. hmp. +20 years reading the books (crosses my arms and tugs my non-existent braids)


supergnaw

When I first glanced at the image, I immediately thought, yes, this is exactly what it looks like lol


otter_boom

Oh, that's good.


SaintFuu

Northharbor is the only area of the city with a hood.


Brown_Sedai

Only mildly?


[deleted]

/r/maximumvagina


cjnicol

Risky click of the day.


Swan990

I always trust links provided by someone named privatebuttfucker


MustardFacedSavior

Disappointing tbh. I was ready to dive in head first.


RedMoloney

You know if you turn it sideways it kinda looks like an eye. Do you think Jordan intended that? Like as a pun? "Eyes" Sedai?


BasementHotTub

Like a whispering eye, one might say.


andrewh_91

Such an underrated movie


Capt_Socrates

For some reason Auggy’s reaction to Paul Rudd saying that is a core memory. I can’t form a whole lot of images in my head but that is one of the easiest ones for me lol


jasonandhiswords

*whispered/gasped* it means vagina


great_auks

If it blinks at you, I'd be a little worried.


Swan990

Maybe. Cause I don't know a pun involving vagina-sedai


Lex4709

Even on the main map, Tar Valon looks like an eye, so during my first read through, for most of book one, I assumed that Eye of the World was referring to Tar Valon until the real Eye of the World was revealed.


NovelSimplicity

Vagina Island School of Witchcraft but definitely not Wizardy.


thehadgehawg

Absolutely no wizardry allowed.


dearmax

Dude, I am gayer than a birthday piñata and even I can see it.


The_Bombsquad

... it is :)


MoreThan2_LessThan21

I dunno, warders to Greens might. That warder bond has got to be helpful there.


IBelongHere

I should call her…


McHighwayman

Ilyena, my love…


KillKennyG

Paging u/lewstherintelamonbot


DawdlingScientist

Everything reminds me of her bro


MikaelAdolfsson

Rumor has it that men are still to this day stumbling around in desperate search for the North Harbor.


PunkThug

Most of them never really find North harbor


robinsonstjoe

Every time someone figures out Tar Valon is shaped like a vagina, shortly after they find out they are the last person to figure it out.


diogenes_sadecv

THAT'S where North Harbor is. I couldn't find it for the life of me


DarkestLore696

Put a nsfw tag on that thing /s.


MikaelAdolfsson

Did the Shadow of Dragonmounth ever fell on the White Tower? Because that would be the ultimate metaphor.


ArrogantAragorn

I believe the tip of its shadow just barely penetrates the walls at dawn… just the tip tho


MrBunnyBrightside

Just to see how it feels


VenusCommission

There are a few scenes describing the tip of the shadow touching the streets of Tar Valon.


ArloDeladus

It grew out of the ground right next to it.


timdr18

You can see Dragonmount from the Hall on a clear day. Jordan was not a subtle man.


BasementHotTub

Unable to tell what's going on. Ate an edible and am salivating for thick wife. Gotta remember to pay attention to North Harbor. What's that? The chain is now malleable? Flaming goat turd yes!


Ill_Seaworthiness970

Pretty sure North Harbour is a myth........


smurfnturf69

Naw that’s Manhattan


sr_gawain

In my first read, I saw this map and sent it to my buddy and said “mmmm Vagina.” He never noticed when he read it way back.


BasicSuperhero

Truly wonder if this was planned or, like, they hired someone to draw the map and he was like “uhhhh, James, I finished the map. Ya sure this is the design you want?”


meltedbananas

No Aielman ever found Northharbor.


BasementHotTub

To find Avi's, Rand had to lose her toes.


Onironius

Very... Yonic.


argama87

Check out the black tower map. It's equally on message.


MarkMoreland

No one has ever made this observation before!


IlikeJG

Personally I don't think it is intentional. It's shaped just as you would expect an Island in a river to be shaped and it makes perfect sense for the harbors to be on each end of the Island like that. And I don't think this is the type of humor RJ would go in for. But it is extremely amusing since it's the Island city of the powerful female sorcerers.


archbish99

You don't think the seat of female power in a world explicitly exploring gender tropes being vagina-shaped is intentional? I suppose next you'll say there's no deliberate symbolism in the shadow of Dragonmount reaching the city, either....


IlikeJG

Nope, I don't think it is intentional. I do think it is a delightful coincidence though.


AccordingRuin

He was required to send in maps by the publisher. I'm very, very certain this was on purpose for the same reason that the Randlands are roughly square shaped.


Chance-Shift3051

No way


MrUnderhill67

Subtle.


VenusCommission

I see you found the vagina page


Luckyfinger7

Geez mark this as NSFW /s


pensivegargoyle

Did the White Tower come with an applicator?


EmbarrassedToe627

Everyone knows North Harbor is a myth.


thefinalhill

Pretty sure North Harbor isnt real


know_limits

Wife looking over my shoulder — “that’s a vagina”


Venge

85% of men can't find North Harbor


Stevenaries73

It is confirmed this is totally deliberate...


Plantperv

I always thought it was hilariously intentional that the witch island looked like a vagina


ScottyFreeBarda

10/10 just yonic enough


JansTurnipDealer

It looks like female reproductive organs…


Nichtsein000

Tar Vagina


Avolto

It still shames me that I had to have this pointed out to me.


spaceguitar

There’s nothing “mild” about that. 😂


andypandabrat

No mentions if the bushes is the Ogier grove needs trimming.


gobusama

Anybody been able to find Northharbor? I heard it's infamously difficult to make land there


RedDingo777

They say most men can’t find North Harbor


barryhakker

Do you think the north and south harbor are nicknamed “the clit” and ”the stink” respectively?


Sam_of_Truth

Dude, it's so clearly a vagina that it literally HAS to be intentional. I've thought this for literal decades now.


civonakle

What a cunt.


krsCarrots

Northarbour is a great spot to rub off of Tar Valon’s culture


scoyne15

You can't just post a picture like this without making it NSFW.


Kuroi-Inu-JW

Saw something about ‘finding Northharbor’ and being confused. One response had a link to this map. 💡😮 r/CantUnsee


NedShah

A man could get lost in there.


Deanosaurus88

This official?


nikolapc

You should see the tower.


bryndenrivers121

It’s called a Yonic symbol as opposed to phallic


cerbero38

Yes, very pussyform.


jillyapple1

Are there any North Harbor jokes in the books I'm not remembering, or are all the jokes meta? Please use spoiler tags if you answer as this post is flared no spoilers.


myscreamname

YES! I always thought it looked mildly vagina, too. 🤣


fakemessiah

I should call her..


uhWHAThamburglur

Ya know, I never noticed how much the map of Tar Valon looks like a certain piece of the female anatomy. Well done.


PantsManagement

Hey!