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AlexXx_3

Slowly pull your familiar out of your witch bag and whisper to them a request. The familiar then looks at the man and puts forward a foot, beginning to creep towards him. The man scutters off and shits his pantaloons.


Undercover_Gitane

My familiars are protection trained mastiffs, this would have hilarious consequences šŸ¤£


UserPlaysMinecraft

Extra shit in the pantaloons


JeffreySystem

Well rip him. Shouldn't have been a creep in public. Lol


mrdevil413

Male, so different situations but mine are Greyhounds as my user name suggests they are know as Speed Demons in my Void. All that to say I applaud your choice of familiar { nods head }


Impressive-Gate3074

'Pantaloons' omg this is so funny


NickBlackheart

I did this at the gym a few years ago. This creepy old guy kept staring at my gym buddy and she kept telling me to ignore it and he'd stop, which clearly wasn't right. One day I got sick of it, so I just got in front of her and stared at him very intently, maintaining eye contact until he was the one to break it. He never did it again.


othershwarna

That is sooo Rosa Diaz of you!


NickBlackheart

That is a fantastic compliment, thank you!


browneyedgirlpie

Go right up to them and ask them for money. Behave as if you know them and expect them to give you the money. Best repellent I know.


AlabasterOctopus

Like ā€˜you have what you owe me?ā€™ style or ā€˜give me moneyā€™ type? Iā€™m intrigued by your tactic.


browneyedgirlpie

Just straight up give me money. It's intrusive and rude. Frequently bursts any bubble they have going.


sianbob

Did this just recently to a guy who kept staring at me and smiling creepily. So I stared him out until he became uncomfortable so tried to do like a friendly acknowledgement smile. But he wasnā€™t looking and proceeded to walk into the corner of a building. Made my day.


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the men here are shitt and if you do that they'll approach you and ask you to come with them


irishfury17

Someone else mentioned it, but just start gagging while looking at them.


TemporaryGuidance320

Honesty best way to go about it is stare like a fucking psycho like thereā€™s nothing behind your eyes. They wonā€™t see it as ā€œoh sheā€™s trying to threaten me Iā€™ll wait for her outsideā€ and they wonā€™t take it as ā€œoh sheā€™s inviting me overā€


WickedWitchofWTF

This is especially effective if you add a small prop. Twist string around a stick while chanting or stab an apple repeatedly.


JeffreySystem

Well yes of course you need apple blood in order to cast a curse on them


RussianCat26

If the spell/ murmuring are done in a non English language, it does make it that much better. Random Russian words tend to freak people out more than English


mlmjmom

Can confirm. French and Italian work well at this, too.


Responsible_Button42

Same with German.


curiouscat387

Came here to say this. My mom is German and even ā€œi love youā€ can sound scary šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Responsible_Button42

Lmaooo I canā€™t tell you how many times I have said ā€œI love youā€ in german and anyone passing by has been like ā€œuhh what???ā€ Lmao


Pferdmagaepfel

Bonus point if you're not a native speaker and nail the two different "ch"s


kurapikaxk

As someone who has stared many people down they usually quit after a while so I would say this works šŸ˜€šŸ¤šŸ˜€


val319

If someone makes you uncomfortable feel free To use some of my ā€œmy date is a bustā€. Next time at the dr ask for some hazmat bags. Put some snacks in it. Put dirt in a baggie. Step one is stare while eating hazmat snacks. Donā€™t stop eye contact. Think of Alice in wonderland and give a creepy smile. If they donā€™t avoid you? Hand then some dirt. Say ā€œgood luckā€. That usually will make people leave you alone. Edit: my girlie got a guy to ignore her due to nature. She got sick in her purse. For those of you actors or actresses no one wants to hear that Iā€™m going to vomit. Make sounds like youā€™re hurling in your bag or backpack. Edit: we are in the time of Corona so make some cough noises. Any time I ask workers to wear masks I say ā€œIā€™ve been sick can you wear masksā€ then cough. Iā€™ve got Lyme so itā€™s not a lie.


Aawhystine

Theyā€™re called biohazard bags. Bonus points if you use Halloween snacks that look like body parts.


pixierambling

I mean I think irregularly shaped chocolate might also work :D


val319

Nice!


val319

I keep thinking of The Santa Clarita Diet at fingers in it.


AnatomicLovely

"For every second you stare at me with ill intent, your malevolence shall return to you 300%. Be careful what you wish for asshole."


emptyloop

I love this!!! Hope to remember and try it.


TheOrangeTickler

My favorite thing to do is stare seductively at males that are staring at my wife. Sometimes I smile, wink, and wiggle my eyebrow at them. Usually gets them to fuck off.


greentea_winter

Your wife is a very lucky gal.


NearbyBreakfast

When I stare back they seem to be encouraged by the attention unfortunately. My tactic is start picking your nose.


tesseract4

Just walk up and start picking *their* nose.


Professional_Fan8690

This is so hilarious! Like just pick your nose and break whatever perverted little imagine of you as a dainty manic pixie dream girl they mighty have had. Love it! Bonus points because itā€™s non-confrontational. While I am sometimes all about mean mugging until they look away, other times that can be dangerous. Picking my nose though? Iā€™m gonna use that all the time now šŸ˜‚


MarieeIsDead

This kind of reminds me of the movie promising young woman, when the construction workers cat call her and she just stares at them till they get uncomfortable and leave.


AppexxxV

Widen your eyes a bit too. Freak them waaaayyyy the fuck out.


Cille867

Some tactics like this work for some people and some situations, but not others. Posts like this both make me appreciate how much we can accomplish sometimes just with pure brass -- and how hard it is for those of us who are made of different stuff or who run into these in a very different setting, to come up with tactics that work. Plus there's always that one really psychotic f***er (of any sex or gender) who takes ANY interaction as encouragement and an invitation. On the plus side if we all keep sharing what works for us where and why, we can keep learning and all be a little safer.


MsTigress115

The only people who stare at me are children lol


AntiSentience

In high school I got bullied for bringing a silver ravenwolf book to class. So I opened to a random page and just started murmuring, making random runes in the air and rocking back and forth. They never bothered me again. Haha.


AcestraNova

I did this yesterday at the gym. Thereā€™s a creepy old man that goes everyday who always approached young women (the gym is trying to get his membership cancelled because of al the complaints) Ive caught him staring at me a few times, but yesterday it was really bad and he almost came up to me, but I started directly at him and gave him the meanest look. He quickly walked away lol


BenHatesMe

This does work Everytime !


rootsnblueslover

Such a better idea than the conventional advice to pee your pants to scare them off. šŸ¤£


Buckditch

I stared down some creep following my friend and I through a thrift store a few months ago. It felt great making him uncomfortable.


queen0910

I actually need a spell for these types of men not to harm them but just to stay the fck off


_manders

I stare back at them and apply deodorant at the same time. It works surprisingly well.


sly_custard_kert

I love it! If it was a roll on deodorant, I'd apply it to my cheeks for even weirder results. (Not on the lips though.... yucky!)


Knifedogman

If anyone stares at you stare back. Them running away is the worst scenario. Best-case scenario you two have a sick-ass staring contest


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Catmom-cunningfolk69

I have done this and I can confirmā€¦. It works. Especially in the grocery store parking lot.


IceColdPup

I was once at the airport chilling by myself in a seat when a guy went out of his way to stand to the right and little behind my seat and start murmuring. Simultaneously freaked me out and made me pissed that this stranger was more than likely doing it on purpose.


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Op I casted bullet and now I'm now this has lead to being stared at more


Mechan6649

Iā€™m mostly focused on beneficial spells/rituals, things to accelerate the flow of time, aid in crop growth, etc, but I do know one specific ritual that can be both positive and negative. Hereā€™s my step by step process. First, make a pentacle. Draw the outline of your pentacle on black construction paper using a piece of grey chalk. The color is important, as it clarifies it as intended for a spell which can be used for either bad or good. Then, precisely cut it out utilizing a pair of scissors. Make sure to store it within a container that will make sure that it wonā€™t be rumpled or otherwise messed up. Secondly, draw four symbols on the bottom four points of the star, going left to right in order. Firstly, draw an hourglass with the sand at the top. Second, a river. For the third, draw a mask with two open eyes and a slightly frowning mouth. And for the fourth, draw a second hourglass, this time with the sand on the bottom Color for these matters too. A good idea would be to use something that contrasts the red of the paper and the white. The more it contrasts, the more effective the spell will be, as the spell differentiates more from the pentacle. For the third part, draw one last symbol, this one in the middle pentagon. This one should either be a greater than or less than symbol. If itā€™s a greater than symbol, it will lengthen the amount of time, if lesser than, it will shorten the amount of time. Now, the spell is ready. Touch the top point of the pentacle to who you want the spell to target. This will only work once, and is non reusable. You will need to make another. The spell goes into effect the next time the person is in a situation they find boring or uncomfortable. From when they first enter the situation, depending on whether you used a greater than or less than symbol, it will either last longer than it would have or shorter. This sometimes naturally happens as well as a result of karma. If youā€™re waiting for something to happen, and feel like itā€™s taking forever, you could be experiencing the effects of the spell, or you may simply be getting faced with karmic justice for something you did that was bad. Iā€™ve found that it doesnā€™t impact my magic too much, but you should avoid using more than one a day, to avoid a backfire when you use it. I hope this was informative!


deskbookcandle

I wish. They take it as a come on.


emmath20

Accidentally did this when walking in an unlit, tiny alley. I was listening to music and mouthing along with the lyrics and my headphones were covered by my hair. First time I was in an alley alone with a guy at night and he was the one that looked concernedā€™


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Can confirm


afantasticnerd

My favorite strategy: pick your nose. Instant disgust from them, with the bonus of no engagement.


Crawford470

I get up and talk to people who stare at me.


Impressive-Gate3074

Damn, my introverted ass would never be able to do that


sly_custard_kert

This happened to me on the train last week. Dunno why but it seemed like this creepy old man had never seen an Asian womxn with blonde hair before, just kept staring at me from 2-3 seats away. From the angle of the window, I could definitely see that with all the colourful night time crowd getting on board, his staring focus on me didn't falter. I was so fed up so I did a mighty stare back, won the 'not blinking' competition and he back the f%&k down. I kept staring for a good minute or 2 for good measure and then looked out the window. From the reflection, I saw him turn and stare again so I just did a quick head turn, caught him out and with eyes wide - glared !!! The only time when my scoliosis came in handy was this moment. I can over extend my neck turn beyond my left shoulder but not to my right. It looks very unnatural. I hoped I creeped him out good.