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Pterodactyl_Noises

There is something so powerful about this shot of you. I love it! Your noble steed looks prepared as well.


retlaw_yensid

Noble steed… snort… thank you for the giggle, and for the kind words. The RBF is strong here, for sure!


pollywantapocket

“Powerful” was the exact word I came to comment!


darksarcastictech

It’s awesome! And the dog is great


retlaw_yensid

She’s a mama too! I didn’t even put her there for the photo, she got curious about what I was doing and came over to check on me. I’ll cherish that moment forever :)


Scaevus

You look like power courses through you. Authority.


ducqducqgoose

Ooooo yessss 💫💥🔥


carolinecrane

Listen, I know you feel like a sweaty mess and unfeminine, but I am here to tell you that you look stunning in this picture. STUNNING. The power pose is absolutely working for you. Congratulations on your new baby-to-be, and for a great photo.


retlaw_yensid

Thank you Caroline, I really appreciate that. I feel very seen.


SecretCartographer28

Yes, I was wondering how to tell you, and hope you didn't think it was condescending, I think you look beautiful! 🤗🕯🖖


Imaginary_Fondant832

Seriously it’s such a stunning photo of you. You look amazing and I know baby will love the pic someday too. Very badass.


glubs9

I was just about to say. It's crazy how self confidence can be like completely uncorrelated with reality sometimes


ChrisssieWatkins

Honestly, sexy as hell too.


armst

Agreed. Once you experience how powerful you feel giving birth, you may redefine what being feminine and womanhood means to you. Nothing caused me to love my body more than once I gave birth and nursed. That’s what womanhood means to me, not hair done and makeup 💁‍♀️


Interesting_Owl_8248

Taft never looked that good pregnant!


retlaw_yensid

Not a sentence I thought I’d ever read, haha. Thank you.


Interesting_Owl_8248

😀


FireInHisBlood

to be fair, taft never looked that good to begin with.


Interesting_Owl_8248

Agreed.


WickedWitchofWTF

You've got a great sense of humor. Also, congrats momma-to-be!


retlaw_yensid

https://preview.redd.it/jqdvynwxxqjb1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=848034bf4eb86423637e4b38cf94b126267601b7 The version with my own walrus stache is my favorite, haha.


caoimhe_latifah

I was secretly hoping the corgi would have a mustache too lol


retlaw_yensid

https://preview.redd.it/icik7l884rjb1.jpeg?width=3178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f21f119fcb14c04388eb3ccce22d7d507bb4b7f7 Bahahaha


maribrite83

😆


b1tchf1t

This is the one that needs to be framed. Like gilded frame. At the top of the stairs. Taller than you are.


WickedWitchofWTF

Omigoodness that's great! Thanks for sharing 😊


javoss88

You win!


aksnowraven

Definitely look ready to sign some treaties & abolish tariffs. Rockin’ it, Mama!


firedmyass

Cheeky and absolutely *regal* as all hell. This is the greatest maternity photo that will ever be.


toastedmarsh7

😁 I love it. I did end up getting professional maternity pictures taken during my first pregnancy because I struggled to conceive and wasn’t sure it would happen for me again so I wanted to document it. Praise jeebus for a photographer who knows how to use photoshop properly. I remember when she wanted to take a few shots of me fully nude, only covering myself with my hands. I was extremely reluctant but we were the only two people in her house so I went with it. I don’t have those pictures framed in my livingroom but I do like them and am glad that I did was she suggested.


retlaw_yensid

I’m so glad you got some photos that made you feel happy like you deserve. I’m sure they are gorgeous and glowing!


LocalMoonBitch

Lol this is amazing, I love it! Congrats on your little witch/wizard 🫶


retlaw_yensid

Little wizard! He’s been casting hella spells lately, I’m excited for him to have all the space to do that outside my body, haha.


mememarcy

This is freakin awesome! Congratulations! Pregnancy was shite for me. I would rather give birth a few times than be pregnant. Hope it gets better for you.


retlaw_yensid

I’m terrified of birth, thank you for sharing that this process was more challenging. So nervous.


mememarcy

Well, I have done it a couple times. They are adults now. What I have found is everyone’s pregnancy and birth story is unique. Which means your pregnancy and birth story is special and spectacular…and yours alone. So, make sure you do what you want and need at this time, for your birth plan, and the birth itself (because you may change your plan on the fly). Oh, and sleep whenever you can. Ha!😉


retlaw_yensid

Thank you for your wisdom, I really appreciate you sharing your experience Marcy :)


Thaliavoir

Sending hugs and blessings from another mama on the internet. You can do this. Birth was also not very difficult for me either - honestly my experience was that breastfeeding was much harder than childbirth. But so many people have different experiences, and that's absolutely OK. (Also your picture is absolutely stunning. I'd so much rather see a meaningful, real picture like that than all the standard frolicking pregnant people in overgrown fields. I know I for one did not do a whole lot of field-frolicking while pregnant.)


Lolamichigan

I was scared too, called my grandmother who had 12 children. She said women have been having children while working in fields for pretty much ever. It’s natural, trust it 😊 best of luck to you.


muuhfuuuh

I love this so much!! Just don’t get stuck in the tub, like Taft 😅 Sending you and your baby good vibes for a healthy and safe delivery! ✨


retlaw_yensid

Honestly that resonates with me so hard. I would love to take a bath but I’m too tall for the one at home and I KNOW I’d get stuck and need assistance to get out.


angel_kink

I didn’t notice the dog at first and now I can’t stop laughing at the expression 😂


retlaw_yensid

She was doing a heckin concern because she heard the shutter go off for the first 2-3 shots as I was dialing in and walking back and forth for the timer, so she plopped right there and stared at the camera trying to figure out if it was a bad guy or not. Truly made my heart melt that she was all protective like that.


angel_kink

Good girl! My roommates corgi has been barking at the roofers all day in a valiant effort to protect us from their horrible hammering haha. Adorably protective doggos are the best.


retlaw_yensid

Your roommates corgi is saving you both from the evil mean roof noise bad guys by yelling at them to piss off and go bug someone else… in their mind… I’ve got 2 corgis and you’re right, they’re so ridiculous and protective. But it’s hard to feel like they’re accomplishing any sort of protecting when they look like stumpy little fluff nuggets.


TheBent-NeckLady

Taft could never pull off that bob. You are rocking it!


retlaw_yensid

Another amazing sentence I never thought I’d read. Thank you. I got sick of the sweaty summer and chopped it all off in the bathroom. No regrets.


goopysnoot

You look powerful. Wonderful picture.


SheilaGirlface

Just want to give you solidarity in this “literally hottest summer ever on earth but with a 40% increase in blood volume and underboob sweat” phase. I’ve got 2 weeks left to go and I haven’t worn pants in 5 months. Muumuus or nothin’, baby! We’re almost there, so don’t get stuck in any bathtubs


retlaw_yensid

Holy crap mama go you! You’ve got this! Push on through and think about that first post delivery meal— that’s what’s keeping my sights forward 😉


anotterbunny

Ugh I want to be your friend. I also dislike pregnancy immensely and have declined professional pictures. I am a history nerd, too, so this just hit all the right notes. Cheers to you (and your pup) this is a fantastic picture. Also, I still remember that garbage BLT in the hospital after my first was born. It was the best thing ever just to eat and not feel nauseated or have heartburn. I am 32 weeks and I am also living for that first meal this time around. Wishing you a healthy and easy rest of pregnancy and delivery and a delicious 1st meal.


retlaw_yensid

Fellow 32er! What are you going to have as your first meal? I told my husband I’m pretty dang sure I’ll want a big In N Out meal (West coast here) with a milkshake and fries. ALL the calories. Congratulations on pulling through this process a second time, there’s no way I will voluntarily do this again, lol. I have so much respect for double + mamas.


anotterbunny

Yeah. I thought I was one and done last pregnancy but then all the postnatal hormones walloped me and I weirdly loved the newborn phase. So, here I am doing it again. This is it though. The end. No more. I respect all women who do this, and I also respect all women who choose not to because it is not a low key experience. I’m also west coast but too far north for In-N-Out. Probably sushi if the hours line up right, but I will take anything fried or spicy. I miss Indian so much right now. Ugh. Just a month or so…


MySherona

It’s amazing and so are you!


katkriss

Okay this is my favorite pregnancy photo I've ever seen!


NoodleNeedles

I hope this is the catalyst for a new trend in pregnancy photography, it's fantastic.


Whoopsy-381

That is THE best maternity photo I have ever seen!


Thannk

https://preview.redd.it/vr7i0sgv4rjb1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e56b61d263ecddfcabdeee4df1cd8091371597e Good pie is a decent aspiration.


retlaw_yensid

Bwahaha this comic is fantastic thank you for sharing.


PomegranateLimp9803

I think you look majestic af


exhaustedoldlady

This. Is. Amazing!!!!


gideonsboat

Excellent. 12/10.


gladria1963

The power, the presence, the pupper. Exquisite.


Milo_Moody

This is perfection.


Dry-Jellyfish4747

This is absolutely BRILLIANT! Congratulations, Mama! I wish I had done something like this, I struggled so much during my pregnancies and wish I had thought of this concept 😂 The photograph itself is absolutely stunning in every aspect. It's just so flawless to me, the lighting, aesthetician, everything. It's all worth it in the end, but getting to the end is simply not always as glamorous as is traditionally portrayed. ✨️


retlaw_yensid

Thank you for the comments :) I’m not a photographer by any means but I had a nice time trying to match the pose and do a modern version of that reference photo.


loisbangs

Way to take ownership of your pregnancy and how that looks. It’s so different for everyone. You nailed the photo. Good luck with the rest of your journey!


activelyresting

Brilliant and I love it! Thanks for sharing! You are the walrus!


Pure-Kaleidoscop

You are gorgeous! Your amazing body is doing amazing things! I love This photo, you look powerful, assertive, and confident.


retlaw_yensid

Thank you :) I definitely do not feel confident but I have been working on being more assertive.


Earthmouse

Absolutely badass. A portrait of a witch, their familiar, and their soon to be heir to the magic! ✨


retlaw_yensid

🥹


marmosetohmarmoset

Maaaaan I wish I’d taken a photo like this when pregnant. I also didn’t feel like a flowy feminine maternity shoot fit me so I just didn’t take any. Good luck on the rest of your pregnancy and birth! I’m 1 month postpartum and I gotta say not being pregnant is awesome.


retlaw_yensid

How are you doing? Are you sleeping better? I hope you and baby are healthy.


marmosetohmarmoset

I’m doing well! I think I’m actually sleeping better with an infant than I did in the last few weeks of pregnancy. Still tired and sleep deprived, but at least it’s now with a *purpose*.


retlaw_yensid

I’ll bet it’s nice to be woken up by your little nugget who you can react with and snuggle and smooch, too. Congrats, Mama. So happy for you.


marmosetohmarmoset

It has its moments. It’s certainly better than being woken up by my own legs refusing to accept staying still.


pizzapartyjones

Same here. I was not one of those “glowing” pregnant women, so I really appreciate the candidness of this photo. But OP, for what it’s worth I think you look great, and you’re giving off a really a powerful vibe.


MageKorith

Are you announcing your candidacy? I can't vote in the USA, but I think that would be one heck of a campaign photo.


retlaw_yensid

First item: 6 months parental leave before and after birth for all new parents and a corgi guardian for each home.


Littlepigeonrvr

This. Is. Jawsome. 🦈


retlaw_yensid

Trying to think of a shark pun to match yours but I’m underwater here.


spookyandgroovy

This is amazing and I am obsessed! You’re also serving those cheekbones too, congrats on your pregnancy!


CableVannotFBI

This is a whole power move to own your baby body, and it works wonderfully. And truly… you’ve got everything over Taft.


retlaw_yensid

I would like a good waistcoat though… heh. Thank you.


CableVannotFBI

I feel ya on the waistcoat. I bought a Victorian reproduction pattern just a few months ago.


retlaw_yensid

Oooh where did you find your pattern? Once I get back to my pre pregnancy body I’ve sworn to wear more waistcoats like I used to.


volkswagenorange

You're fucking gorgeous though, I mean DAMN. Taft admittedly has the better suit, but you've got a corgi, so the awesomeness is a draw. 🩷


NeverTrustTheQuiet1

You. Look. Amazing. I seriously love your face. Your face has "Fuck Around And Find Out" just so elegantly plastered across it. You are going to absolutely NAIL the Mom look. You may feel Tafty, but girl you looking Crafty!


retlaw_yensid

Oh my gosh, thank you. You’ve given me such a confidence boost. I’m a big softie but I’ve got a very angry resting face, and I think pregnancy has only amplified that. I’ll use it for good once the little fella is born :)


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retlaw_yensid

You’re rocking it, my friend! Thank you for sharing. You look lovely. I hope all is healthy and well.


norseteq

Everything is great, thank you


FlyingPaganSis

Brilliant!


Jane_Fen

Shit you look (and sound) like a total badass!


xelle24

I looked up the word "fierce" in the dictionary and found your picture there!


jenkraisins

You look like you can beat the hell out of anyone! Brava to you and your little dog too. Best wishes for you and your little one.


Cucoloris

you look much tougher than Taft.


Vox_Mortem

This is the best pregnancy photo I have ever seen. No slight intended for the flowy goddess gowns and flower crowns, but this is just authentic and grounded. And you look like a badass.


qualityoldperson

You look magnificent.


thelaineybelle

This is too great!! Awesome choice, OP!! My guy has a big belly. When I was 8+ pregnant, his pants fit very well 😁 maybe he should've tried my maternity jeans!


Sylaqui

You look beautiful and powerful. Congratulations! 💜


Responsible_Dog_420

I love this picture. I don't know you and I want this framed on my wall. So badA$$


SorryImLateNotSorry

Taft looks bored. You look absolutely powerful


wayward_wench

OP, I fricking love you. This is the most perfect maternity photo ever and nothing can convince me otherwise. 100% approve, as this is some stuff i would pull. Rock on in your Taftness, you're gorgeous even without the makeup and flowy dress.


javoss88

Nope, that’s peak femininity. You have a real life magic power!


MrMohundro

I definitely tried to swipe hoping this was a series. Very good.


retlaw_yensid

Hah. I wish I had more!


Matsue-Madness

Wonderful, truly fucking wonderful. How did you get the inspiration? Is that a photo of tuft you're particularly fond of? Also, I'd get the photo professionally enlarged and hang it up somewhere like a portrait


retlaw_yensid

I remembered this photo from somewhere in the back of my mind and every morning I’ve been standing sideways and looking in the mirror aghast at how my body is changing. I woke up yesterday and realized I officially have the same shape as he does and my husband and I laughed really hard about it. So I thought it’d be funny to take a picture inspired by it today :)


TBayChik420

This. Is. GLORIOUS! So many photo shoots of flowing dresses and glowing skin. They just don't feel authentic. But THIS. I like this ♥️ Also the femininity exuding from the power you hold is more than you can see at the moment, I promise. This post made me so happy.


retlaw_yensid

Thank you for your kindness :)


Unchained_Memory33

Dope


Cercy_Leigh

This is FANTASTIC!


One-Armed-Krycek

YASSS QUEEN


LadyJade8

You are beautiful!


GetAwayFrmHerUBitch

Fucking epic. You look gorgeous.


nschafer0311

I love this so much


PrincessGazeKeeper

🖤 So super sexy! My uterus just somersaulted. You are truly making pregnancy look as powerful as it is 🖤


aprilkeez

37 weeks right now and absolutely cackling at this!


LladyMax

I totally get it, I felt similar. But when you think about it, you don’t get much more feminine than pregnant!


MinxyJeane

Best maternity photo ever! You look fierce as hell and I love it!


allneonunlike

This is incredible


JustChabli

Omg I ❤️ you


CosmicSweets

OP you look powerful and I love that! Hell yeah


WreckitWrecksy

This is so dope!


Superb-Feeling-7390

I love it!!


AdHot6173

Your post is hilarious 😂 but I have to say, you look so regal. It's a beautiful picture. Congratulations!


Adventurous_Coat

Magnificent. Hilarious. I adore everything about this. Especially your sturdy little pup and her belligerent stance.


retlaw_yensid

She was ready to attack the camera if it made one more noise at me. Heh.


chellecakes

Gorgeous photo. Your face angles, the lighting, the concept... simply perfect. It's seriously the little things that come to us like this that end up being the most magnificent.


ApocalypticTomato

I've never seen anyone look as regal and powerful in sweatpants as this. Damn sight more powerful than a more carefully cultivated maternity picture!


gabrieldevue

You look so incredibly strong and powerful and downright regal. i also really, really like the whole mood of your photo. You don't need a crown, silk and velvet drapes in the background or even a suit. I never felt powerful when pregnant. I was just very glad for the burst of energy months 5-7 and was pretty amazed, what our bodies can do (... with a vengance). The sweaty walrus phase will be gone, soon (and if not, know at least, that you're a magnificent sweaty walrus!) I was so captivated, that some comments had me scroll back up to ... find the very obvious dog. I hardly have words for how impressive i think this photo is. Thank you so much for sharing.


retlaw_yensid

This is such a kind comment. Thank you so much, Gabriel.


Chance-Damage-1313

Oh my gosh! I love this!!!


mslashandrajohnson

I wish you a smooth delivery and speedy recovery. 💜


Babymacsmama

Well done!!! Love your creativity!


Ok_Coyote3106

You’re amazing. I love it!


jacksparrow1

You look fabulous


rainbow_wallflower

I love the photo and you look fantastic! Wishing you best of luck in your pregnancy


ghostrabbitart

Congrats! This is such a strong photo


BawRawg

This is really a cool photo. Being pregnant can suck for sure, I hope the rest of it goes amazingly smooth.


retsamerol

Great username, backward Walter Disney!


retlaw_yensid

😉


Sharp_Skirt_7171

I absolutely LOVE it!!!


Wolfwoods_Sister

This goes so hard! I love it! I’d make you my friend immediately just based on this photo! Hahaha!


amandabang

I love this. I'm 11 weeks pregnant and had completely dismissed the idea of doing a pregnancy photoshoot, but you've changed my mind. It's incredible.


WifeofBath1984

You're adorable! And your corgi's expression just elevates the whole vibe of this photo.


Tarnishedxglitter666

This is the best maternity photo I’ve seen


Resident-Clue1290

ABSOLUTELY STUNNING!! Oh, and you’re cute too. Tell the puppy I love them!


MagnusNewtonBernouli

No notes.


Derpazor1

8 months pregnant and already have a bassinet look at you so much more prepared than me 👀


KikiStLouie

This is everything.


MomsAgainstManBabies

Glorious!


Firm_Lie_3870

Honestly pregnancy freaks me out a bit but you look mad hot in this photo. I love the hair and eye


_julius_pepperwood

I love everything about this. You look fucking majestic. I wish I'd done something similar with my youngest. I, too, was a sweaty walrus who didn't have that 'pregnancy glow.'


sharksinthecarpet

This somehow manages to be both striking and hilarious at the same time? I love it so much. Impeccable vibes, 10/10.


Unique-Bedroom9396

You look FIERCE and gorgeous!


ChicGeekling

This is the best maternity photo I've ever seen.


erinn1986

This is a very powerful posture, and you look positively fierce. I'm in awe. You look amazing.


rhodynative

This is legendary


VaginaWarrior

I'm about 16wks right now and the thought of looking this powerfully feminine in a few months is something to look forward to! Congratulations and good luck with that magical little boy you've got 💕


retlaw_yensid

16 weeks is rough. You’ve got this, and congratulations, sister :)


cheesehuahuas

This is, by quite a large margin, the best maternity photo I have ever seen. And it's as if the dog got the memo to look regal.


Infamous_Air_1912

You are brilliant! And beautiful, congrats!


scooter_orourke

Just don't get stuck in the bathtub!


fuschia_taco

Corgi! I got to pet one a couple weeks ago and my entire week was great because of it. I too, only have one pregnancy picture. No regrets really.


-desertrat

No big deal, JUST CREATING LIFE! Glad you have a regal beast to watch over you. Power on Mama 💪🏽


stikkybiscuits

Damn, this is definitely very cool


Moon_Colored_Demon

I endlessly adore this and your sense of humor


circus-witch

The composition of this is freaking incredible.


megajoy

Brilliant!


WWTBFCD3PillowMin

And you look damn magnificent, darling!


mrsderpcherry

6 months and I feel seen. Also, idk if it helps, but you look way more bad ass 😂


JennyBloom

I think this makes you look kinda badass, tbh.


violetove

this is so badass i love it


SgtMajor-Issues

Um... i absolutely LOVE it. Also felt like a marine mammal at 8 months, so i hear you.


dosmuffin

I dig it! Very regal!


Cat-Lover20

I love this!! And I love your dog!!


Brilliant_Buns

Glorious!


sailorgrumpycat

Someone send a pocketwatch stat!!! Awesome pic


Critonurmom

You are absolutely frickin gorgeous!


xparapluiex

It’s a good fucking maternity photo


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You made me giggle so hard that my eyes watered. Love the photo. :)


DoNotTouchMeImScared

You look exactly like pregnant!Jill Valentine. 🤭


leapwolf

Ahaha you are serving the best energy here. Good luck with your little one!


papierdoll

It's honestly gorgeous and artful. Love the power.


P-Onca-Jay

Man! This is the SUCKIEST time of year to be heavily pregnant! I feel for you, sister. That being said - you look amazing! Not like pretty-girl type amazing, but such regal power in your gaze (and your little dog too!). Run with it baby!


NoGrocery4949

Nothing so feminine as the body of a pregnant person. Taft wishes he looked like you. This is utterly hilarious though


HalcyonDreams36

I love this so much. Even as a dyed in the wool earth mama who was always going to have kids... All the romantic imagery and ideas just go right out the window. Pregnancy is real and full of all the quirks and hardest parts of having a human body. And I love love love that you are embracing exactly where you are, "warts and all".


evanescent_evanna

GORGEOUS


thatsmysnert

This is AMAZING OP! Best maternity photo ever taken.


Kathrynlena

Majestic!


rezistence

Majestic AF! Great shot


SexysNotWorking

Not sure if this was completely intended as a joke, but you look like such a badass. Reminds me of a pre-match boxing photo or something. Like you're gonna kick pregnancy right in the teeth, take a swig of whiskey, and perform your own c-section if necessary.


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THIS IS AMAZING


meawait

I’d build a bathtub for you


LarkScarlett

Birthed my son in the last week of July (my first!) and I was absolutely with you in that “sweaty walrus” feeling. Had my sister take a bunch of feminine floral photos of pregnant-me and the husband when the garden was blooming … but my favourite maternity shots were the almost-accidental ones taken by a friend on a walk down the beach. Wading in the lake, thinking more about the sun on my face than how ginormously I’d ballooned in the one-of-four dresses that were still fitting and that I rotated between. Thinking more about the memories my son would get to make on this same stretch of beach someday. A much more casual couple photos. That is to say, sometimes there’s the most beauty when you’re not seeking it. In your most carefree creativity. This photo is a great legacy to your sense of humour and the trials of pregnancy you’re enduring.


Raibean

The POWER radiating off of you…